Thursday, August 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 13, 2014

This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A++ is one very big department blew off his girlfriend Saturday night because he finally managed to convince his recent co-star to hook up with him. he tried during filming and during the press tour but now during awards season she finally gave in. The thing is it might actually last because he has been trying a long long time.

Michael Fassbender/Lupita Nyong'o (It didn't last but at least they had one night.)

33 comments:

sandybrook said...

Noooo Lupita! :((

NomNom83 said...

I hope she did some stretching beforehand and had an icepack next to the bed.

Count Jerkula said...

I bet chocolate that dark is tasty as hell. Mmmmmmmm.

FSP said...

lol@Count

MontanaMarriott said...

Who knew Fassbender was down with the swirl

meme deemed said...

Lupita - did you wear a full body glove? 'Cause that Fass-Ass is one big std slut.

jack ducky said...

@montana did you miss when he dated naomi campbell?

also wasn't there a blind during award season that lupita was gay?

Dena said...

Where's our swing in' Fassy gif?

secret said...

I always wonder where putting out vs. not putting out lands you in Hollywood. I liked that Lupita was such a catch for keeping it folded up for a while.

Jessica Larson said...

Lupita's so far been smart for not screwing co-stars.

She has done producers, directors, studio heads.

Topper Madison said...

Fassbender is A++?? I don't think I could pick him out of a line-up. (Clothed, I mean.)

jack ducky said...

@topher, no his dick is apparently A++. He is B+ at best.

KAT said...

Maybe they just sat up all night, watched movies, cuddled and ordered room service? Unless you were in the bed room you don't know what happened. BTW @sandybrook Mickey Rourke said Hi, I saw him yesterday LOL!

fancyscreenname said...

just saw the movie. that was fassy that was her owner, dare i say MASTER, right?

if so then...

UH HUH... ((slick side eye/devious giggle))

sugarbread maker said...

fassy only likes the chocolate. he dated his shame costar for 2 years

discoflux said...

If I could try it out for a night, I would. Go Lupita!

plokzy said...

... Why? She's average at best. Maybe he's attracted to the fame. Only logical explanation

Yeoman Princess said...

@Montana He's ALL about the swirl. I am hopeful he'll swirl that A++ appendage my chocolate ass way ��

Frufra said...

Oh my goodness. That is one fine man. Way to make him work for it, Lupita - bet it was a pretty fun night.

KAT said...

I would be scared to jump on that Fassbender joystick. 1) he is a slut/I would need two different doctors assurance he was safe for the bouncy bouncy and kissy kissy , 2) doubtful it would fit, 3) I would be afraid to be dickmatized. 4) I dislike white men who only see Black Women as fetishes.
If he is capable of real genuine love than that is an entirely different matter. I see men with a woman staring at me or other women and that is so not cool.

MinPinGirl said...

Fassy needs to worry about becoming the next Gerard Butler if he doesn't watch out. He's not THAT hot (no dick is worth the gift that keeps on giving). (My spell check "corrected" Fassy to GASSY!). I take my laughs where I find them.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Meh. He's okay. Glad she made him work.

LOL@ Count!

derek harvey said...

Fassbender also was with Naomi Campbell

jewsco said...

Oh please last time I checked woman gave birth no dick is as big as a baby

Yoj said...

I find her to be the most beautiful woman to break through in Hollywood in a very long time. She also has a great deal of charm and charisma.
I hope that she gets a leading role soon.

sandybrook said...

@KAT tell him the next time you see him if he ever gets to my part of Florida I'll buy him dinner and drinks

Lauryn said...

Literally everybody

Aeol said...

lol I can't remember him EVER dating a white chick.

Shark Week said...

Can someone introduce me to his dick?
Heh...

Maria said...

Unfortunately Fassy is becoming the new BUTTler. And if maybe for a long time being a male slut was perceived as cool and heartthrob and macho man, for some years now miserable bitches like those are just lame and pathetic. Don’t go there Fassy!

FlirtyChick74 said...

@Shark Week: check out the movie Shame. It may still be on Netflix. He's not shy.

MovingOn said...

That is one hot pairing. Kudos to them both!

Count Jerkula said...

@Jewsco: Shorty Mac aint that far off.

NSFW dick pic