Wednesday, August 06, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 5, 2014

The girlfriend of this former A list tweener was cheated on about four different times over the course of a week, but apparently doesn't care and is willing to do whatever it takes to get a ring. I don't understand this at all. Have some self respect.

Blanda Eggenschwiler/Joe Jonas (they have now split)

19 comments:

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

9:02
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This is how irrelevant you are.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I didn't know they split.

Anyhooo. He's making up for list time I suppose. But, actually makes no sense since he was gushing about her to the media. I guess d"cks can be very pursuasive.

Lurker Girl said...

um---her name is Blanda? Do her parents not like her?

Shelly Shell said...

She claims to be an artist, but just rips off illuminati mass media crap that everyone else does.

Guess it's better than claiming to be a model when your a stripper with an IG account.

Freya said...

When is the sex tape coming out?

LottaColada said...

@VIP nailed it!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@D riven. Lol!
(Figures I'm the lamo that does comment.pfft.)

sandybrook said...

George Glands is a HIF football player who played for the Houston Pipers and Oakland Raiders he had plenty of self respect. WHAT? Oh this isn't him? Nm.

rajahcat said...

can't bring myself to care about this

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@SYF I definitely lol'd at myself for posting a comment and breaking the No One Currrrs seal.

bluebonnetmom said...

She should be grateful she no longer has to have sex with him. He is UGLY.

Count Jerkula said...

Broads w/ self respect are way over rated.

Yoj said...

@Count
Is that your personal mantra?

Count Jerkula said...

@yoj: Possibly. I'm not into erroding a broad's self esteem, I just don't want her to have too much self respect that she aint fun.

Does that make any sense?

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Count Hypothetically, should I find it troubling that it did in fact make sense?

Yoj said...

@Count
You don't like women who take themselves too seriously. Perfectly reasonable.

Count Jerkula said...

@Riven: I don't know, maybe? This stuff is all off the top of my head. I'm not quoting chapter and verse from a well thought out manifesto or anything.

@Yoj: Yeah. Like I had a friend back in the day who was dating a smoking hot broad who wouldn't let him fuck her doggy style because she said it was disrespectful. I would have finished, chucked her clothes at her and told her to GTFO.

Yoj said...

@Count
You DON'T have a manifesto?!

sugarbread maker said...

Yeah @count how do you not have a manifesto?? Please oh please provide me with one!!