Sunday, August 03, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 20, 2014

This mellow married A+ list rapper was backstage at a show this week with three or four women and told them they would need to leave unless they started sucking. One lft but the other two got to work.

Snoop Dogg

28 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Tennis peach FTW...and ewwwwe

derek harvey said...

I read somewhere he is incredibly well endowed---his wife is rather plain every-day looking kinda woman but I am sure they have an arrangement

Violet said...

At the same time? How does that work?

Tina Mallette said...

Snoop, what a romantic.

sandybrook said...

Pimping ain't easy y'all.

All Lace no Leather said...

Someone posted a pic of Snoop for FFF. It was ridiculous. Scary more than arousal inducing.

Sean said...

Really Violet? You do not watch enough porn!

skippy said...

A plain everyday looking Woman? Really? That & he's well endowed makes it ok for him to be an asshole?
Fame does not mean class kids.

All Lace no Leather said...

Sean - Violet's egging you on so you, the Count or someone gives us a graphic rundown of just how it does work.

TimC said...

da thug life bayches.......

Count Jerkula said...

G's up, Ho's down as you mutha fuckahs bounce to this.

Get it, Snoop. I hope you were tokin' a blunt as the ho's were handlin biddness.

VIPblonde said...

@Derek It's not bad ;)

derek harvey said...

@VIP LOL! Poor girls jaws after that---there is such thing as too big!

Lady Heisenberg said...

No shit Derek. He not only has a horse dick but it also angles perpendicular to his stomach. Snoop dick has a double black diamond level of difficulty. I worry about his special lady friend's neck as well. Ouch

sugarbread maker said...

Snoop Dick!!

Freya said...

Doesn't look like Snoop in that picture.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I probably would have thought he meant to "start suckin a doobie".
No way he'd think he could talk to me like that. Then again, no way I'd ever be near him. A+ douchebag.

Sherry said...

Double black diamond difficulty of Snoop dick is absolutely hilarious!!! Love it Lady H.

Emily May said...

He has suddenly got way more attractive to me

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks sugartits and Sherry lol
Except I fucked that up in that I meant *not* perpendicular. Parallel angled double black diamond Snoop Dick
#customhashtagdick

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

&Lady H. LOLOLOL!

#snoopdick

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

#snoopDAWNG.

delete account said...

@Violet:
Maybe he's a cow? ;-)

Cary Gaul said...

Holla

T1 said...

And Lil' half dead put his dick on her head.

CanadianMiss said...

Jesus, if he's desperate enough, he could suck it himself!

hunter said...

Maybe dial down the outrage just a hair here.

animaluva said...

I'm having an asthma attack from reading all this hilarity, and I don' t even have asthma!