Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 27, 2014

This always B list in my indie loving heart mostly movie actress who has had trouble getting and keeping gigs in the past few years was so wasted at dinner the other night that she fell asleep at her table and couldn't even form words and could barely even make sounds.

Parker Posey

34 comments:

GatorGirl said...

I've gotten drunk at dinner but always manage to make it to the back seat of the car to take a nap. Hubby just returns inside like nothing happened. It's works out for us both! But never fallen asleep inside the restaurant

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nothing like a Nutty Flavor! Way to go, buddy! Ya nailed it!

TimC said...

leave my beloved Parker Posey alone, you big, fat, lying, crappy, ambulance chasing, shylock lawyer.what you just wrote is actionable, sir. i'll see you in court. good day.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Better Call Saul!!!

Zach said...

But seriously would anyone hold it against her? She's just being in character.

sandybrook said...

Awww Parker :(

jack ducky said...

That sounds like me last night. No shame

Kno Won Uno said...

If she was with friends, this isn't much of an issue, in my opinion. It's not as if she were lying on the side of the road somewhere, babbling & barfing.
If it was a business thing, different story.

fancyscreenname said...

maybe she drank a roofie colada...

Yoj said...

A drunk Parker Posey (in my mind):

"Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of Baba Ghanoush and a seltzer, please?"

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. LICK ME, all of you!"

auntliddy said...

I cld totally see her doing this. Hope she gets help.

City Councilman Doug said...

Yes Yoj!! "Alright you little slut girls, you little Freshman sluts....AAIIIRRR RRAAAIIIDDD!!!!

WritergirlinLa said...

I've never seen her sober. She's a sloppy drunk so not much fun to hang out with. I like to hang out with the fun drunks. Sandy B, now there's a fun drunk!

AKM said...

"Air raid, or it's your ass."

Sherry said...

I love you WRITERGIRL. NO idea why my phone wants to all cap your name. Perhaps it loves you too.

Sad PP.

rajahcat said...

makes me sad too

I like her

but am afraid this is going nowhere good

WritergirlinLa said...

*BLUSHES* in all caps!

Count Jerkula said...

If she's that pilled up, anal was probably on the menu for dessert.

texas rose said...

Gee, I can't imagine why she has trouble finding and keeping gigs.

violet said...

I fell in love with her in Dazed and Confused. She will always hold a special place in my heart. Sloppy drunk or sober :)

LowKey said...

Jucky!!!

crila16 said...

Joey Lauren Adams.

crila16 said...

oh wait...I thought we were guessing.

Parker Posey

DixieTheNoble82 said...

"I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."

Yoj said...

@DixieTheNoble82
"You don't think I'm smart enough to work in your fucking library?"

Appropriate, seeing as I am at this very moment working in a library. But a archive and reference library, not a fucking library.

Can we do this all day?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

good for her <3

Sprink said...

I could've done without the Shylock, darling...

Sprink said...

Yoj, exACTly.

I tried my first Bana Ghanoush because, you know, Parker.

Sprink said...

WriterGirl, she's a sloppy everything.

Luckily, I don't want to hang out with her. Just want to watch her work.

(Not watch her when she's working, just the finished product, lest that be misconstrued.)

Sprink said...

Excellent guess, crila! :)

Janaynay said...

Breaking: Parker Posey got drunk at dinner. * clutches pearls.*

StuffandNonsense said...

Seriously Count - is no "drunk actress" post safe from your anal fetish?? lol

deejayspicerack said...

not drunk, she's had a heroin problem for ages

Yoj said...

practice link