Saturday, August 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 4, 2014

This former A list mostly movie actor who rarely changes clothes has been making his neighbors angry because he has been shooting every squirrel that comes through his backyard.

Shia LaBeouf

48 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

AlexF FTW
Shia should have bought a SQUIRREL!!!

derek harvey said...

That was a popular blind---I that not the first sign of a serial killer? and lots of squirrel killers on original post! tsk tsk animals should be treated with compassion and love!

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, ma, you sexy goddess! Soup's on!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, Derek, you've obviously never been tortured by squirrels. The Squirrel Mafia doesn't care about compassion.

Tricia S said...

Ugh..as if I wasnt repelled enough by him...the animal lover/rescuer in me wants to string him by the laces ofvthks heinous effing boots he wears...everyday.

fancyscreenname said...

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derek harvey said...

@Seven---fortunately NOT! But Raccoons are a big problem where I am-----they look cute but are not when you are half drunk and being chased by them on the way home from the bar at 3 am....

All Lace no Leather said...

I remember when he was younger, I read an article about his upbringing. I was impressed that he seemed like he was a good kid despite of how he was raised. I guess the problems remained dormant until after puberty.

Pip said...

Squirrels ate the corn we planted. In front of us. I still can't help but love those little guys. They just don't give a shit.

Sugar said...

I wish I could arm those squirrels with tiny guns so they could fire back at Shia. That's terrible to do and I don't care how annoying they may be, you still don't need to shoot them.

Glitter said...

Go back and read Harry Knuckles response about his rats and a very special roach. I nearly died laughing.

auntliddy said...

Oh, shia, believe me when I rell ya, squirrels arent the problem here!!!

Alabama said...

Squirrels are just cute rats. Would you let rats roam freely around your property eating whatever they want? Possum? Get over it people. Humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason. Ugh!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sugar: squirrel on squirrel violence is NO laughing matter....

Zoe Cialite said...

If Shi(t) a LaDouche wants to get rid of vermins, he should leave his unwashed clothes in his backyard.

Pip said...

I confess to thinking rats and mice are cute too! I'm a softy when it comes to any animal.

Sugar said...

Glitter I hope he comes back someday to regale us with his story of The Cockroach and The Cock

QueenAnne Guido said...

Former A....

I disagree. The words Shia LeQueef are not enough to get anyone -ANYONE- to buy a ticket.

Yes, the transformer thingies made buckets of money. But no one went for his reaction shots to the CGI.

auntliddy said...

Alabama-i dont think its that hes getting rid of squirrels thats a problem, its the method. A stray bullet may hit a neighbors kid, pet or eondow. Set traps.

airhead said...

Maybe he's just really into fried squirrels?!

Sugar said...

Haha Lady. They even look cute holding rifles!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ha! I'm the same way, Pip!

Said it on the original...a lot of y'all be evil!

Sugar said...

Plus it seems that he's just doing it for sport. Dick.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Word @liddy: Shia fucked up on drugs and playing Davey Crockett out back is horrifying

Pip said...

Derek, usually if adolescents are doing it, it is a cause for concern. I'm thinking this was more of Shia being high/drunk. I wouldn't rule out some form of a mental illness either.

Unknown said...

Why haven't the neighbors called the police and animal control to report this? I don't know the laws in his city, but in mine, it is illegal to dispatch wildlife this way. Also illegal to fire a gun on your property like this... This is probably a made-up blind. I can't imagine any neighbor putting up with any jerk firing a gun in his yard. Too effing dangerous.

Sherry said...

Here here Meanie. I agree. And people do have rats and mice as pets.

Count Jerkula said...

Shooting squirrels? F them neighbors. Dude should put acorns in the middle of glue traps and shoot em while they struggle for freedom.

derek harvey said...

I don't believe this blind is made up. We have seen what happens when Shia attends a Broadway play let alone how he behaves in his own backyard...

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
Could you please specify that it's the GREY "Squirrel Mafia" who present the danger?
Our lovely native Red Squirrels are being oppressed by the invading hordes.

Clark St. said...

The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel!

CK76 said...

Don't forget the white squirrels:
http://www.untamedscience.com/biodiversity/white-squirrel/

Yoj said...

@CK76
Squee!

Mango said...

@ Derek - There were no raccoons! YOU WERE DRUNK! ;)

Re Shia - Someone needs to take the guns(s) away from that crazy fucker before someone (besides a squirrel) gets hurt)

Shinobi Jedi said...

Amen Derek. Now I wanna punch him like everyone else.

Matthew said...

Just shooting squirrels in your yard is about as harmless as it gets. Especially if you ever tried to put up a birdfeeder, they get annoying real fast.

The Serial Killer thing? That is torturing pets, not shooting squirrels.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Oh how your name lives up to Southern Redneck stereotypes with this response...

Shinobi Jedi said...

You're not a softie, it just means your Emotional I.Q. is at a genius level when most are at the retarded level. If you're into shooting squirrels for any reason, you're Emotional I.Q. is not going to be on the high side. Nothing that can't be changed, though.

Alexa Rose said...

Too bad it wasn't raccoons.

cat said...

Squirrels are just socially acceptable rats. Get a squirrel in you walls or attic, and you will want to kill them yourselves.

MinPinGirl said...

Some day Shia, the squirrels are gonna rise up!! They'll never find your body....fucker!

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

I miss Harry Knuckles

Jennmcn said...

I have no problem with anyone shooting squirrels and I'm a huge supporter of Second Amendment rights but this boy ain't right. He really needs a 5150 exam.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

#TeamNotGaryBusey

Also I still think "shooting" means "filming." And it's now become a hilarious montage of Shia, Keanu, Gary and Nic arguing in a tree-covered backyard about lighting and pacing and various techniques to draw emotions from their actors (squirrels). I imagine it might be the only time Nic would scream "Fuck you, I am a Coppola! I know how to set a god damn scene!" At Shia, of course, cause Gary and Keanu are laying on their backs in the grass, their little squirrel friends frolicking around them while they ooh and aww over images they see in the clouds.

Yoj said...

@DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen
*tears in my eyes*
That might be the best thing I've ever read (today).

Spike Gomes said...

Wild raised squirrels can be pretty delicious in a stew. The meat has this nice gamey nuttiness to it. I would never eat an urban squirrel, though. And I sure as hell wouldn't shoot them for kicks.

Jennmcn said...

My sweet Sebastian kitty use to bring home mice,birds, bunnies and squirrels.He didn't have front claws but found a way to climb trees but he couldn't go after the damn pheasants that would.perch on my garage. Had I lived in the country, they would have been fair game.

Gayeld said...

True facts! Squirrels are EVIL.