Thursday, August 28, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 29, 2014

This permanent A list entertainer(singer) was in the next room the first time her daughter had sex. She wanted to be there in case her daughter had any questions.

Madonna

54 comments:

Angela said...

Hag was probably getting off.

Scarlett Drawl said...

Ewww

sandybrook said...

Madge was waiting to be asked to join in.

jack ducky said...

I don't see a problem with this and maybe that makes me weird but maybe she was just looking out for her kid and wanted to be there for her if she freaked out or if anything bad happened. I think Madonna really loves her kids and just wants to be there for them when she can.

sandybrook said...

Lourdes: hold on dude I gotta ask mom what to do with this thing after U stick it in my mouth?Do I spit or swallow when I get you off? And after that how long will it take for you to be ready to pop my cherry and get me off?

Jordan T said...

That ain't right!

Simon said...

That's just creepy

FearN said...

I gotta agree. I'd rather my kids being doing bad stuff in the house than somewhere else. I bet enty's account is twelfth hand knowledge and Lola and Madge where in the same house, not in rooms next to each other. We know Madge don't got no small house.

Annie Hall said...

I hope that she has a special trust fund just for their therapy. I mean, that's taking her narcissism way too far.

I don't think you're weird, Jack. I can see what you're saying but it is too intimate a thing to do knowing that your mother is in the NEXT room and knows what you are doing. If she had said that Lourdes could text her or something while she was in a different wing of the house or a different house altogether, then I could maybe get on board. But the next room? Nope.

rajahcat said...

that is the grossest most ridiculous parenting thing I've ever heard

really

M. Brown said...

I'm trying to figure out if this seems weird because mom has her own coffee table book about sex.

Rob Horine said...

I bet the boyfriend was going "WOW! I get to play 'hide the salami' with Lourdes. But I've got a good chance of giving Mads seconds. Both mom and daughter in one night, I'll be a legend".

You've got to know how young men think, we aren't turned off, we see it as a challenge.

jack ducky said...

It says the next room but it's most likely just in the same house if this happened at all. How would enty even know this? I mean honestly does he have recording devices in every celebrities house?

Seven of Eleven said...

MOM! Turn the music down!

Annie Hall said...

@Jack, my guess is the leak was from Lourdes' boyfriend.

jack ducky said...

Why not go to a magazine and get money for it then?

FearN said...

Saying 'room next to us' vs. 'in the same 25,000 square foot mansion' -- which is going to make a better headline?

LottaColada said...

She not regular mom, she's a cool mom

Cheryl said...

I'll bet Lourdes is just leaking crazy stories. There was another one that Madonna wanted Rocco to be gay so she made him watch gay porn and continually asked him if he was gay yet. She's probably trolling us with, "Yeah, my mom was totally in the next room when I had sex!"

Annie Hall said...

Everybody who steps foot into the house probably has to sign a non disclosure agreement. Selling it to a tabloid is much easier to track then an off conversation that might have been overheard.

MISCH said...

She just too modern for me..

Curtis Martin said...

Yeah, Mom, As a matter of fact I DO have a question........would it be a big problem for you to LEAVE right now?

Kno Won Uno said...

OK, I actually went with my daughter to her first GYN exam, because she asked me to. I suppose some people think that's weird.
That having been said, I think this item is messed up. Did the daughter *know* her mother was there?
It's not the 19th century. She could have texted with "questions". How many "questions" could she have, given that there's virtually nothing unknown about sexual intimacy in the 21st century?
I have no desire to be aware of when and where my children are having sex, period. What parent wants in on that? Is this hand-holding reciprocal?To me, this is completely over the line. Post-sex questions are OK. During sex questions posed to your mother are just plain weird.
Big nope.

Count Jerkula said...

This decrepit skank was probably 4 fingers deep w/ her ear pressed to the wall and 2 knuckles in her ass.

I can't wait until pretty lil Lourdes is old enough to flee and speak out.

The Real Dragon said...

+1

Sherry said...

Didn't this also happen with Shirley MacLaine's daughter? Seems like I've heard this story before.
Yep..Can't do the clicky thing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279525/Shirley-MacLaine-Daughter-Sachi-reveals-actress-bullied-losing-virginity-17.html

msgirl said...

Going to a gyn is different from being available to coach you daughter during sex. What an utter control freak and I do find it a bit sick..

Theresa said...

Felt like I had heard this same story about Shirley McClain and sure enough, it's I. The daughter's tell all. Can't do click but here's the link.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2272568/Shirley-MacLaines-daughter-Sachi-Parkers-tell-book-Mum-waiting-sex-gurus-I-lost-virginity.html

All Lace no Leather said...

I think this has been highly exaggerated. In the same house, maybe, but most likely not waiting with bated breath for details.

califblondy said...

I don't know about this one.

texas rose said...

I think the weird part is that she was probably 12 when this happened.

NomNom83 said...

@jack, Yeah, I get that, one of the nicest things I've ever heard about Madonna, actually.

Ay said...

@texas Exactly! LMAO

Groggy said...

Disgusting.

Kat has left the building said...

This is the icky side of helicopter parenting

Renoblondee said...

She was the popular guess.

B626 said...

GEEZ Lola just check out your mom's 1993 coffee table book if you want to know about sex.

Chris J said...

Or they all went on vacation together. Seperates rooms, daughter told mom she was ready to do the deed. I don't think it is as salacious as it sounds.

Sherry said...

Theresa: Jinx!

Cary Gaul said...

Unfortunately, I nailed this one.

Topper Madison said...

One: I think @Chris J's point is a good one, only it's more likely Lourdes told her afterwards--not before--and Madonna said, "I know already." You know, because she's her mom and mom's know everything even though we think they don't.

Two: That Shirley MacClaine article sounds like her daughter is a bit of a mess.

Eros said...

Lol

MinPinGirl said...

I love how when Madonna was young she did everything she wanted and was crazy wild. Now that she's older and has kids - she sounds like a complete control freak over everything her daughter does. This blind comes off as very creepy to me. They make it sound like she had a spy cam in there or something. Gross!

Yoj said...

@Rob Horine
Young men think?!

auntliddy said...

Jesus, madonna, cut the cord!

Tina Mallette said...

Madonna the ultimate the Helicopter parent.

Does anyone know anyone that willing allowed the parent to sit outside the room for the first sexual counter to be available for suggestions or counselling. No. 1 That a buzz kill if there ever was one. For the daughter and for the dude. No. 2 You ask Mom the questions before and then you can ask Mom questions after but not as events are ongoing. Did Madonna want to film it too for the play by play review?

Honey put this guy on waivers he's go no technique. Or better yet let me break him in.

Tina Mallette said...

Kno, no going with your child to the first ob/gyn makes sense, that makes more sense than ever esp if she is under 18, with the recent cases of perverted gynecologists.

And yes true I am picturing Madonna sitting on a chair right outside the door.

Cee Kay said...

Um...I think the time to answer their questions is before the first time. At that point you're on your own like everybody else, kid.

evie2345 said...

Ues, by all means be honest and helpful to her before, but not during!

Frosty said...

Thankfully M can pay for L's sure-to-be-huge therapy bills

hunter said...

I think Lourdes is quite well adjusted given her lack of drama or publicity while attending high school in NYC these last four years.

Give both parents some credit where credit is due - I think they've done quite well with her. Carlos Leon looks like an attentive father.

God knows about the other three.

Bee Haven said...

I agree Jack.

Henriette said...

I would need so much therapy if I was Lourdes.

Unknown said...

It shows a level of control over her environment that actually impinges on her children's normal development. There is a big problem, and no doubt at least one of the kids will have these obsessive control issues as well. It's a level of bad that isn't going to make for healthy adults, and if she feels as though she is losing control she will use money to keep it. The kids will never be free unless they become financially independent of money bags.