Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 19, 2014

This B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit cable show is filming a movie right now. He picked up a woman and asked her if she was into threesomes. When she said no, he told her to leave and he found someone who was not only into them, but also provided a friend.

Norman Reedus

33 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Man had a fantasy in mind and he found 2 bims to fulfill it. Good job, bro. Being used as a bicycle built for 2 is a fun time. As is getting yer salad tossed while being blown.

sandybrook said...

I wonder if he takes a shower first?

FrenchGirl said...

Classy and adorable above all for a guy who seems to never take shower

auntliddy said...

Who??????

Lady Heisenberg said...

Great! That way Normy here can disappoint TWO women instead! ;)

Way to go @sean! It took a while but ya came through like a champ and hit this one outta the park!!! Great job!!! :D

FrenchGirl said...

@Auntliddy
He's the dad of Helena Christensen's kid and one of Walking Dead actors

All Lace no Leather said...

There is something dirty-sexy about him. But I personally wouldn't go there. Not into threesomes or potential diseases.

jack ducky said...

He wants what he wants. Nothing wrong with that. He was upfront and didn't try to force her into one. I'd still hit it.

Haywood Jablomee said...

@sandybrook the correct wording is, I wonder if he takes a shower EVER!

Haywood Jablomee said...

And are you referring to Norman Reedus pre-3some or Count Jerkula pre- and post- commenting?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Pass. Being an asshole is really ugly. Being a stinky asshole is disgusting and should be lonely.

Jessi said...

I love Daryl as a character and that for a while was overlapping into loving Norman. However, he is getting dirtier and dirtier as the years go on. He is now just nasty and I wouldn't definitely not go there.

I just envision him being all sweaty and greasy and his breath smelling like pickles. gag

LottaColada said...

Was the friend male or female?

Haywood Jablomee said...

Basically pulled an all day drunk on Sunday. 8:30AM thru 1:00 AM Monday. Nearly comatose at work Monday. Slept from 8:30 PM to 6:15 AM this morning. Found $10 unexpectedly, planning to get back on that horse 2nite. GiddyUp.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Way to hustle @HAYWOOD. Respect the rally! ;)

Sarah said...

Ahahaha, that was my favorite comment of the day

sandybrook said...

Norman @Haywood

Sarah said...

He's really fathered a child with Helena C???
God she's still so beautiful. Life isn't fair. If I looked like her I would use it to pursue Pedro Pascal and make only the most beautiful children to populate the earth.

Sabrina said...

Norman is a hot mess these days. He does the convention circuit and his handlers cannot leave the man alone for two minutes or he will be hitting on any attractive woman, not matter the age. Rumor is that he is hitting on women during the table and photo OP, both big no no.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Sarah, just to make it clear to the rest, the child is Norman's not mine, tho she still is P rated in my book. Reports that I am the father have followed me for years.

Kat has left the building said...

Damn I lost my comment. I was just saying that don't all we women wish men were this honest instead of leading us on with the I love you's until we turn to putty and will do anything they ask? I respect him more for asking for what he wants and wish all men were like this. Then the ones who wanted the sane thing could easily hook up instead of silly hurtful games.

crila16 said...

OMG!!! That's it. Norman...we're breaking up.

supapimp said...

Living the dream!

texas rose said...

There are not too many blinds where no one guesses it correctly- this was one of them.

Breezy said...

He's enjoying being single, no judgement from me. And, yes, I would....

Bee Haven said...

Count! You caused my inquiring mind to google getting your salad tossed.... thanks for the education!

Bee Haven said...

I agree on all counts jack : except I wouldn't hit it

meme deemed said...

LMAO Count!

Where do you come "up" with these!

Yoj said...

She should have said yes... to two men. I wonder if he would still have been as keen.

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's a classic @SARAH ;)

Haywood Jablomee said...

I first heard of salad tossing in an old Chris Rock stand up. It's probably older than that. If Norman couldn't pull in the 2nd bird he might have had to settle for a Rusty Trombone. An extremely Rusty one if his hygiene is as poor as we are assuming it is.

teresa crane said...

Um I totally would too @Breezy

There is something about him

Count Jerkula said...

@Haywood: yeah, he is scuzzy lookin. I doubt he keeps baby wipes around for spur of the moment situations.

@Bee Haven: Did ya see the YouTube clip of the tossed salad man? It is a jail house interview.

@meme: These are old. Glad you enjoyed em.