Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Dancing With The Stars Adds Fourth Judge

Remember when American Idol tinkered with its three judge panel and decided to add a fourth? Well, Kara DioGuardi remembers and thanks the producers for her million bucks. The idea was a disaster and it was that season which really marked the start of decline for the show and has never recovered. It was the season the producers decided that judges were more important than talent, forgetting of course the original lineup of the show had two relative unknowns and a has been. All you do when you spend $45M on judges like Idol is have $45M less to give yourself because the same number of people are going to watch regardless of who is judging. They are too scared to give it a chance though.

Anyway, Dancing With The Stars has added a fourth judge and it is Julianne Hough. With none of the projects she left the show for actually doing any good and with the prospects of getting any gig that requires her to work less and that pays more than DWTS doubtful, Julianne will be a judge and Maksim is probably thrilled he left the show. Julianne will not recuse herself when it comes to Derek's scores, but will spontaneously run over and dance with him after every routine and of course pick out random women in the audience for him to have sex with after the show.

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

Maybe history will repeat itself.

Sillygurl said...

That really got unnecessarily awkward at the end Enty.

Renoblondee said...

Why you hate Julianne Enty?

Bacon Ranch said...

Dancing with the Stars has nothing on Dance Moms.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning Sillygirl, Poor Enty Had to throw in some gossip otherwise it would be like reading a newspaper. Hopefully, a newspaper is better written...: D
Well, we should have seen this coming... Once you fail as a yacht girl, it's back to work!

Steampunk Jazz said...

From your mouth, sandy...(knocks wood)

sandybrook said...

Julianne needs to visit the Bunny Ranch

auntliddy said...

Jesus, enty, what is it with you and dancing with stars!!!!???? Its not that hood or interesting a show. Give it a rest.

Pip said...

At least there's dysfunction on Dance Moms. This shit is horrible.

Steampunk Jazz said...

auntliddy, I Think the rumor that they sleep with their contestants keeps him exercised...It can get lonely in that basement...: D
Perhaps he is a failed ballroom dancer in his spare time it was the only sport he excelled in : D

Seven of Eleven said...

Panels should always be odd numbers. Ties aren't wins.

Paint Chips said...

I don't think four judges work for this kind of show. There isn't enough time for anything more than rushed comments. It ends up being a choppy mess.

Bacon Ranch said...

I love Dance Moms.
There's a whole different universe of drama. Candy Apples this,new mom attitude that..

Plus you never have to worry about seeing here that Abby is a yacht girl.

Violet617 said...

I thought Maksim really wanted that job,
oh well I guess he's on his way to becoming an award winning actor...like Julianne....lol.

audrey said...

Still not going to watch.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Sometimes I enjoy watching DWTS.
And I enjoy a little gossip about it ( I thought some gossip was Derrick was gay pretending to be straight, but maybe he's not pretending. ?)

Violet617 said...

Watch Kirstie Alley tweet something cryptic about Karma. Maksim has got to be pi**ed, he wanted that judge position, I mean where else is he going to get that kind of publicity. Following J-Lo around is only going to go so far, it won't make him look independent.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Can't have a suppressive person like Maksim on your show. Xenu would not approve.

Sherry said...

I think that Maksim is better qualified to be a judge than Julianne. And yeah it's high school writing class Enty on this post.

Zoe Cialite said...

I agree with Sherry. Maks would have been a better judge. Julianne? Seeing her shill for Proactiv makes me feel bad for the brand as I had some connection to it.

auntliddy said...

Steam-failed ballroom dancer-lolololool! Hilarious!

T. E. Cuz said...

lots of overlapping and conflicting blinds, again...

is derek gay or straight?
is julianne a lonely goldigger or a madam?
did she sleep her way to this deal?

her dance tour was brief but from what i saw, she was pretty good and its evident she enjoys dancing as a gig, so i think she fits in with the judges.

QueenAnne Guido said...

I cannot believe Derek has sex with women.

No one named Derek on CDAN has sex with women.

Count Jerkula said...

How can people in such high positions be so fucking stupid? Unless Julianne sits in her judge's chair like Mork (face down/ass up) no one will care. Who wants to see her face and be forced to suffer through her opinions? Her draw is that ass, floating across a dance floor in skimpy little outfits. All listening to her speak is gonna do is ruin boners.

califblondy said...

Who comes up with these stupid ideas?

Sasha said...

This will be the final nail for this show. Maks would have been much better.

Yoj said...

Don't you have Len Goodman on the American version? Why would you need any other judges? SEV-EN!

sugarbread maker said...

Steamy. . So enty was the guy in the stands eating the snicker? ?
Look for Julianne to give Derek all 10s and Mark Ballas and his rapey dad all 5sss. Poor mark..