I feel like the headline contains a bunch of user names from some online game. War Machine and Dog. I miss the days when people had real names. Is it better to have a nickname that everyone knows or to be such a celebrity that you can get away with using just one name and people know who you are? I guess the one word because I feel like you have to be a bigger star to get the one name real name treatment than a nickname. Maybe The Rock would be an exception to that rule. The sad think in all of this is that Lindsay Lohan is probably a one namer because there are not that many celebrities with the name Lindsay. None of the Kardashians are a one namer. That is kind of encouraging. Anyway, Dog says that while War Machine was on the run from police after beating his girlfriend to an inch of her life that he beat another woman up almost as bad. That is probably going to bring a lot of attention to you when you are trying to avoid any. I'm really glad they caught the guy but the thing is I bet we are all disappointed in whatever sentence he gets. By the time the trial rolls around, it will have been out of the news, his girlfriend will look presentable and I wonder if he will even get jail time.