Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Jared Leto And Alexis Arquette Had Sex

Alexis Arquette has been quiet for some time. Of course in the Arquette family to get attention you have to really stand out. Can you imagine what a Thanksgiving dinner is like at their house? You have Patricia brooding in one corner and when she was with Nicolas Cage they probably set world records for brooding. Looking smugly at everyone while chain smoking cigarettes and reliving her glory days in the 80's is Rosanna. Then you have David throwing back shots and snorting lines off the dining room table before rubbing the turkey all over his naked body. Finally there is Alexis who gets everyone to shut up by telling the rest of the group that he had sex with Jared Leto before Alexis transitioned to a woman. I think we can all agree that Jared is much like our version of Russell Brand. I'm not saying that Russell will have sex with a guy or has had sex with a guy, but I think that he is pretty much open to having as much sex as possible with as much variety as possible and would like that to repeat eight times every day.

Alexis, who was Robert back then says that Jared Leto's manhood was huge and then went on to describe it in very vivid detail. 

45 comments:

sandybrook said...

did you opver sleep Enty? So Jordan Catalano is bi-sexual huh? With a huggge whang.

auntliddy said...

So very odd and completely random info.

auntliddy said...

Yeah, enty, rut-roh, you late!!

FSP said...

Makes sense

Renoblondee said...

I don't care for that visual.

kit said...

Ok, with that rollcall, I srsly wanna know what happened in that family.

Hearing it listed like that - wow, ok. What up?

:/

sandybrook said...

Too bad Alexis came before the Oscar that might have been funtimes for him.

Sprink said...

Well Rayanne could have dropped the dope on the wang years ago. I reckon she didn't out of consideration for Angela's feelings.

MeanieRhysie said...

I have this feeling that Enty doesn't care much for the Arquette family, anyone else picking up that vibe?

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't know that "it's not only massive; it's like a Praetorian Guard's helmet" is vivid so much as nonsensical.

DM with a pic of said Praetorian Guard's helmet (not Leto's, thought)

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Jared is pansexual. Makes sense.

VIPblonde said...

Alexis was no slouch, either!

Henriette said...

Did Alexis cut off his wang? Or did he keep his?

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I'm straight as hell, but keeping out the new boobs on Alexis, we was more f word able before changing his/her/whatever sex, at least he had a huge rooster, and his/her/whatever face was less damaged.

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Paint Chips said...

What a creepy picture, I wonder whats with the cane. I would love to spend th holidays with the Arquettes.

WritergirlinLa said...

So SHE was the inspiration for Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill! I imagine her speaking voice as irritating as well!

Erin B said...

This Thanksgiving, Patricia can talk about how awesome she is in "Boyhood."

B626 said...

Thanks VIP
and
What a Waste

sugarbread maker said...

Maybe Jared was doing research 15 years early? ?!?

MISCH said...

Who cares

Sugar said...

Maybe Alexis didn't know it was Oscar's turn. ;-)

I would love to have seen that sword fight!

demandah said...

Was going to say the same thing. Brilliant film and love her in it!

QueenAnne Guido said...

I'll bri g the pie to that Thanksgiving gathering. Who's in?

maxxy said...

Eh, might be true or might not. Either way, mission accomplished. Alexis is in the news today.

Sherry said...

Alexis reminds me of my transgender friend who thought to be a hot woman you must have super large boobs and blond hair.

NomNom83 said...

Not to be all concern trolly but is Alexis okay? She's only 45 but is using a cane and generally looking... well, older. (And NOT in a "derp derp, she used to be a dude" kind of way.)

Was she recently in an accident?

Cheryl said...

I wonder if Alexis kept the wang dang doodle when she transitioned. I wouldn't care if it weren't so notable a wang dang doodle.

All Lace no Leather said...

I thought Enty was against outing people?

discoflux said...

I was wondering the same thing, nomnom. She does NOT look well.

Jessie said...

If Enty is going to start outing people this could get interesting.

Just the mention of Russel Brand's name is cringeworthy. Hope Katy Perry insisted on condoms throughout their short marriage.

Sprink said...

To be fair, Jessie and All Lace, it's Alexis doing the outing, not Enty.

discoflux said...

Here's the link to the original article in which Alexis spilled about Jordan Catalano. I wouldn't really say she described it in "vivid detail."

http://www.frontiersla.com/frontiers-blog/2014/08/03/alexis-arquette-spills-secrets-to-jackie-beat

MinPinGirl said...

So to cut corners did they use a couple of old bowling balls they found out in the garage for that "boob job". Sheesh I don't remember Alexis looking so rough as all that mess.

Yoj said...

@QueenAnne Guido
Me! Me! Pick me! I want to go!
Are British people welcome at Thanksgiving dinners?

Count Jerkula said...

To early in the day for Mangina Monologues.

meme deemed said...

They say all billy-goats (Capricorn like Leto) are Long-Don-Shlongs. They also say they usually are usually sexually confused (aka like to experiment with same sex - some strange need for brotherhood bonding) but also really like bdsm without safewords.

Other than that - he should've stuck his doing with Miley - boy/girl gone insane - best of all worlds.

Yoj said...

@meme deemed
Who are "they"? And what do they say about Aquarians? Asking for a friend.

derek harvey said...

Sugar!!!
Frozen Embryos forevah

Tricia S said...

I just got back to this and all I can say...is thank god they didn't knock boots now the way they both look..THAT would be....scary.

And...did anyone think leto was just a "straight guy"...

Naah

Tricia S said...

Oh and thanks VIP!!I did hear as much about Alexis...

New Life and Attitude said...

I know I'm late but I would absolutely love to go to an Arquette Holiday. Would beat my families where we all die of boredom and as soon as one of us says we need to go we all jump at the chance to bail. :)

Cee Kay said...

Sheesh, what happened to Alexis? Zhe used to be beautiful...

StuffandNonsense said...

I think Thanksgiving with the Arquette's would be a RIOT!..lol. Both of these dudes (one ex-dude) are very well hung and aren't on the straight line. I can see it.

Alexis has always been mouthy though and she's always been funny. Not that cool to out Leto though, even if I did always get a "try anything" vibe from him.

Bubbles said...

Enty didn't out anyone as anything. He merely reported what was reported elsewhere and saying Jared and Alexis has sex isn't outing him as anything.

If anyone questions his sexuality, Alexis is the one who gave the info for the article, not Enty.