Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Most Ridiculous Story Of The Day

Radar has a story today that claims Michelle Rodriguez is back with Cara Delevingne. Meh. Who really cares and if they do get back together, Cara will get tired of it and move on to one of the other 100 women that she seems to know and who want to hang out with her. She is the British version of Taylor Swift when it comes to friend finding. The thing that cracks me up about the story is that it says Michelle and Zac Efron broke up because Michelle couldn't handle how much partying Zac was doing. Huh? Are we talking about the same Michelle Rodriguez here? The same one who has never met a bottle of booze she didn't finish on her own? The same Michelle Rodriguez who can party literally non-stop for two days straight. Setting aside the obvious fact that they probably broke up because drunken make out sessions are not a relationship and Michelle doesn't like stubble when she sucks face, there is no way Michelle is ever breaking up with someone because they party more than her. There is a part of the story where they say Michelle needed to take her mind off Zac like this was some dumping at the altar. What are they smoking over there? Whatever it is, don't give it to Michelle because she apparently won't be able to handle it.

18 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

I see you are still mad that she dump your friend.

Do you Mich.

cubsfan1990 said...

It basically sounds like all these outlets are saying Michelle likes girls more and zac is dumb

crila16 said...

This is the most ridiculous story of the day? I thought the knee defender story was #1. I guess I was wrong.

Kno Won Uno said...

I hope someone here can explain why anyone pays any attention to this person. Her IMDB page is sad and boring and considerably less than stellar. She seems about as talented and significant as Paris Hilton. W/o a DJ gig or family fortune.

Brenda L said...

Way to keep your name out there, gal.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ "what are they smoking over there?"

rosie riveter said...

Michelle R is WAY too old to be acting a fool like this. She seems to be emotionally stunted, as well as the drug/alcohol abuse. Time to grow the fk up

Haywood Jablomee said...

I wouldn't be shocked to hear Zac O.D.

All Lace no Leather said...

I like Zac and wish he'd get it together.

Other than Lost, I don't think I've seen Michelle in anything.

Sherry said...

If that's Michelle in the boat her mouth makes it look like she's seriously tweaking. Thanks for checking in HS journalism/creative writing Enty.

Brian said...

Note to self: When wearing a thong, don't sit awkwardly on the edge of the boat.

Dena said...

Oh my, thanks for the reminder!

Kat has left the building said...

Lol I'm 8 years old and can't stop giggling at her buttcheeks

Sugar said...

I agree. If you're going to sit awkwardly, at least you can have two full moons to plop up on the edge! Like this!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Neither strike me as the type interested in fidelity. Meh.

Yoj said...

@Kno Won Uno
They're interested because she's a train wreck and unlike the vast majority of celebs, she can't (or won't) hide it.

hunter said...

Dammit @Sugar that's ten mins of my life I'll never see again.

Yoj said...

@hunter
LOL