Friday, August 22, 2014

Mr. X Blind Item #3

What A/B-list singer, former reality star and current rock frontman says the worst sex he had was with this bisexual former A-list actor, now at a struggling B/C-list, whom he appeared with in a play once? He said it felt like the scene in Return of the Jedi where Princess Leia is chained to Jabba the Hutt.

43 comments:

Tricia S said...

Lambert

sugarbread maker said...

Adam Lambert

VIPblonde said...

Val Kilmer?!

Tricia S said...

And Chris coffert from glee

VIPblonde said...

Ten Commandments had Lambert and Kilmer

Tricia S said...

They were in a play reading /benefit in LA together I remember

Tricia S said...

Wow... That be juicy VIP

FSP said...

I don't think Chris whoever was ever A- list

Tricia S said...

Sounds right! Lambert/Kilmer...

Tricia S said...

True..very true

Renoblondee said...

He's not bisexual either.

Kno Won Uno said...

That's an amusing description. Chained to Jabba the Hutt...eewwww!

MontanaMarriott said...

I am sure when he was HOT Val Kilmer he was straight now that he is humongous he must be into anything. Also last time I checked AL used to be a chubster his damn self.

sugarbread maker said...

Well Kilmer dated Cher quite awhile so he might have getting wig and make up tips.

Steven O said...

Any world where Adam Lambert ranks higher than Val Kilmer is a world I do not wish to be a part of.

Sherry said...
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Sherry said...

Well shut my mouth. That WAS the right Adam Lambert. All hail VIP! I notice that the picture of Val is quite old. That was hot Val not old fat Val.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Now I have to watch that Star Wars clip, i only saw Star Wars 1 x and I don't remember much except not a fan. But I need to see what one of my former crushes "makes love" like.

But maybe there was something off about AL, or maybe AL was far more experienced in that scenario. Maybe VK was just going for the release and no frills.

K said...

The Jabba the Hutt analogy would make sense w Kilmer

sugarbread maker said...

We'll always have Real Genius and Iceman. .

fancyscreenname said...

**

auntliddy said...

Not nice to kiss and tell.

discoflux said...

"with whom he once appeared in a play"

You at least correctly used "whom," though! Congratualtions! You just need to work on sentence structure a bit!

discoflux said...

And let me try spelling "congratulations" correctly.

Pot, meet kettle. lol

Lurker Girl said...

ugh--all I imagine is AL in a gold bikini and Humongous VK licking him and slobbering all over him. I need to bleach my brain

Penelope said...

Val used to be so damn hot.

Ray Nicolet said...

VIP, i bow to thee, best guesser of blind items!

meme deemed said...

Top Gun flying low guns on this one

Haywood Jablomee said...

When you shag a Scientologist, you know it ain't gonna be something to write home about.

Seven of Eleven said...

I mourn the loss....

@VIP FTW!

Sprink said...

Must be true, Montana. Because fat people will obviously have to take what they can get.

missbunny said...

Best Val Kilmer is in first half of the doors and thunderheart. Gross val is in the second half of the doors and Alexander as king Philip.

Sprink said...

missbunny, no love for Val The Saint? Tut.

Ray Nicolet said...

Val was great in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with the truly overrated RDJ...

Matthew said...

Val definitely had a great run there, but "are we cross?"

He will forever be Doc Holliday.

And Lambert has to be higher than Val right now. He is doing a supposed bang up jobs fronting Queen.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Matthew, YES!

I'm your huckleberry

trudi said...

Youtube has the finale of "The Ten Commandments".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ0z1lZqpR0

Yoj said...

@sugarbread maker
I'm liking your taste in teen comedies, sugarbread!

kpist said...

Yes Matthew, Doc Holliday was my fave too.

"I'm your huckleberry"

Yoj said...

Appropriate (translated) Jabba quotes:
"Han my boy, you’re the best. So for an extra twenty percent..."
"Do that again"
"You will soon learn to appreciate me."
"Move him into position. Put him in!"

sugarbread maker said...

yoj.. we could be twins girl from another pond

Yoj said...

@sugarbread maker
We could be the real life 'Orphan Black'!

sugarbread maker said...

probably!!