Friday, August 08, 2014

Mr. X Blind Item #7

What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.

25 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

C brown

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Neyo

CoBe said...

Biebs

Violet said...

Is that not standard groupie behaviour though?

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Violet Pretty much. I picked Neyo because the gender of the groupies is not specified, and it would be quite the reveal if the groupies were guys.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Wait, damnit this is a Mr Obvious BI, I doubt it's that salacious.

All Lace no Leather said...

What does anyone see in Bieber as a potential lover? He looks like a boy to me and his personality sucks.

Jennifer said...

Thicke

Lady Heisenberg said...

Don't be silly, Doctah. This is scandalous not because of gender, but species. A gaggle refers to landed geese and Difficult Brown would definitely hit that. Geese fucka fa sho

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh and check out blind #1 riven. Thanks for the shout out!

Tyger Lilly said...

R. Kelly

What the BI didn't mention the concert was at a middle school and they lined up In front of the urinals in the boys' bathroom.

Shelly Shell said...

R Kelly was my first thought, troubled, R&B

QueenAnne Guido said...

Every. One Of. Them.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@LadyH A++ Comedy Gold, Will Read Again. I laughed so hard & suddenly that I started choking! You're the best LOL.

Yoj said...

@LadyHeisenberg
That's brilliant!

Lady Heisenberg said...

ROFL @Riven! Which amahzing CDANer wrote about something being tighter than a dick's butthole? Was that you? Anyways, my new operating theory is that Chris Brown is a CDaN reader and that post inspired him to get some quack ass

Lady Heisenberg said...

A dick's butthole!! Bwahaha I keep topping myself. *DUCK'S butthole

S.joy said...

Troy Songz or August Alsina. I'll go with August since Trey isn't really troubled. Also, those 2 did shows with Chris Brown.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

HAHA no I wish I could claim credit for that one but it was not me. But I am totally going to use "dick's butthole" as my new go-to schoolyard insult. It's a nephew thing lol z

JenSacks said...

If the groupies were 15, definitely R Kelly.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jen: Yes, but were they 16 year old GEESE? Gaggle is the operative word here.

Who made the ducks butt comment on here, dammit! That discourse was fucking awesome!

Lyrics Ann Chords said...

C. Brown

I guess thoes hoes are loyal!!

Aoife said...

Crooner made me think of R Kelly.

Jon said...

Bobby Brown

kit said...

R Kelly. Oi.