Wednesday, August 06, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Chloe Moretz gets comfortable answering some questions from fans.

Chrissy Teigen was drunk when she threw out the first pitch last night and still did better than 50 Cent.
Dakota Fanning calls herself Joe at Starbucks.
Diane Kruger calls herself Hans. Joshua Jackson calls himself Joshua.
I hope he calls himself Harry when he is lonely and wants everyone to stare.
Elisabeth Moss went a little hair wild for the premiere of her movie.
Curtis Stone and Gail Simmons at a Top Chef thing.
Jessica Alba is certainly bright. I like it. Yes, I said something nice about her.
This was supposed to be at the top. Jeff Goldblum running from a dinosaur at a wedding.

36 comments:

AndrewBW said...

I call myself Twice A Day.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dino wedding only funny with Goldblum...

Lady Heisenberg said...

I find that picture of Chrissy highly irritating and now feel slightly stabby

Gossip-Monster said...

Is Curtis Stone our celebrity who got kicked to the guest house, only for the kids?

sandybrook said...

@Count if you're around wasn't/isn't Curtis Stone a porn actor?
Moss looks good.
Careful with high spitted dresses Chloe.

derek harvey said...

Elisabeth honey NO! You are not a back-up singer for Michael Bolton--wth are you wearing?!

msgirl said...

See, josh and Diane are fine, Enty just loves to stir up trouble.

Tricia S said...

@ gossip monster I thought same thing...but he alwatpys says..foreign born especially with hosts...cuz it's already tough and vaque usually

Tricia S said...

@ sandy if stone was...then that makes sense with "expertise in other field"

Count???!!! Was he?

sandybrook said...

Tricia there were these two twin steroid monsters who did porn and the last name they used was Stone. This guy looks huge and looks about the right age to be one of them.

skippy said...

Jeff Goldblum should be frist forever.
Curtis Stone mixes food & porn? Bit messy.

Unknown said...

Though I love me some Goldblum, that wedding photo thing has been done to death and done much better (maybe try not laughing and smiling when you're being chased by TRex).

atiaofthejulii1 said...

test

Count Jerkula said...

P: Kruger

M: Alba

B: Tiegan - dressed just like that. Would reach up the loose shirt and tear her bra off, then pull out my pocket knife and slice the seam in the ass crack of them short shorts.

Gossip-Monster said...

Tricia S you are probs right about the foreign born part. But there some great pics of Curtis walking along the side of an LA street (and nobody walks in LA!) after getting kicked out of the car by his wife. The cheating rumors are strong with that one!

count choculuh said...

The groom's pants...What, no time for a tailor?

MMM said...

Gail Simmons is an attractive human being.

Jessie said...

I miss "Surfing the Menu" Curtis Stone

rajahcat said...

Curtis Stone=porn

really?

proof

Yeoman Princess said...

Chloe is like a puppy... her hands are massive!!!! Guess she's still growing! LOL!!!!

It's amazing what marrying a celeb will do for a "model's" career these days!

Jordan T said...

Chrissy would benefit from some bangs.

NaughtyNurse said...

Chrissy would benefit from some thighs!

Jennmcn said...

Are Chrissy's 15 minutes up yet? I'm so done with her and Hilaria. Boring fame whores.

Bitters said...

Yes Jessi! Curtis was so hot back then!! Meow
I don't believe for a second he's done porn- because I'd have heard something. He was a huge crush of mine back in the day

And Chrissy is doing nothing to stop those 'butter face' critics at all with this pic

sandybrook said...

Apparently not--the guys in porn were named Evan and Lee Stone.

Aoife said...

This Stone is a chef. As they say never trust a skinny chef. I haven't seen Gail Simmons in ages.

sugarbread maker said...

At least chrissy has a job. Was on the cover of SI. Highlarious is just an annoying bitch.

sugarbread maker said...

She had a baby this spring that's why

Lady Heisenberg said...

HSK dropped some crayyyyyy JUICE on Bey having a special lady friend on the run lol

Oh, and PMK has some new COMPETITION!

What else is on Enty's roster tomorrow, sugarbread?!

AlexT said...

Curtis Stone looks like he needs to drop about 3 stone to look cute again. Quit getting high on your own supply, man.

Count Jerkula said...

Evan Stone = cornball. I think he is trying stand up and I couldn't be paid to sit through it. They say he is a nice guy though.

Lee Stone = Juice up goon who could barely get a full hard on and I once saw a scene where Taylor Rain rolled her eyes at the camera because of the miniscule load that dribbled out of his dick.

Stoney Curtis = Mope/Director/Producer I couldn't pick out of a line up.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Chrissy Teigan and Leah Dunham are both 28. Alba is 33 and mother of 2. Kruger is 38. Dunham doesn't belong on these same pages!

figgy said...

Chrissy Teigen looks like a pug.

Why oh WHY is Alba on here EVERY blasted day?? EVERY day! Enties, don't tell me you are not on her payroll, sheesh. For pete's sake, the woman isn't in any movies or shows ever.

Diana Maras said...

Best wedding photo ever.

Stellina said...

Goldblum's photo needs work! The tan lines on all the gals is unacceptable; THIS is what Photoshop is for.

LogDog said...

I interviewed Stone once in 2007 when I was working at KMVT in Twin Falls, ID. He was visiting schools in the area talking about healthy eating to kids. Seemed like a real nice, meek guy then.