Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Swaggy P and Iggy Azalea out for expensive Chinese food last night.
Remember that week when the world was talking about Isabel Lucas? Yeah, she probably wishes that was every week.
Jennifer Hudson's half-brother might have stabbed a guy in the face, but she has an album to promote and sang really well.
Jwoww at the premiere of what will be an Academy Award winner for sure.
Kelly Osbourne now has a clothing line.
Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos as snapped by Andy Cohen.
Kiefer Sutherland doesn't seem like a cigarette case kind of guy.
Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey. A decade after Mean Girls, who has had the better career? I bet Lindsay thinks she has.
Liv Tyler and her son on a boat.

48 comments:

derek harvey said...

Tina and Lilo xoxoxoxooxoxoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooo

it gets better kid I PROMISE

sandybrook said...

That has to be some lookalike Englishwoman who looks like Tina Fey.
I know Kelly O has no look alikes thank goodness.
Whoever funded that JWoww movie has to be an idiot. And wtf did she do to her face?

Brian said...

How much does Tina Fey charge for a blowjob? More or less than Lilo?

derek harvey said...

@Brian--not in your budget WHITE Trash ASSHOLE

derek harvey said...

OH @ Brian---the deal is up yo! None of use care about your opinion -we really don't. Call me every name in the book do whatever satisfies you but your pathetic

discoflux said...

calm down, derek. it's all going to be okay.


kelly osborne is just... ugh. so unfortunate looking. the fact that someone sees fit to have her dictate fashion and beauty is reason enough to burn the E! studios to the ground. (as if the k clan weren't already enough reason)

derek harvey said...

@disco k xo

Lady Heisenberg said...

I-G-G-Y, who dat, who dat
And where's your man at?
In the fast lane from Panda Extess to PF Changs
#ourfancydiditfirst
#teamfancy

Who the fuck is Isabel and why is she dressed like a pizzo?

Kelly's new line looks like she just raided the closet of Aria Montgomery

Stop shading Fey with yo hurrrrrr Lilo! How ruuuuuuude!

Lurker Girl said...

Kelly Ripa--please for all that is holy, stop tanning.

Tricia S said...

@ladyH...Isabel is/was a model...famously(well he was much more so) Adrian Grenier and I believe she got in a bad car crash/DUI...methinks off top of head..
Oh I forgot...she's an"actress". Ahem

Tricia S said...

*famously dated

Tricia S said...

There may have a Leo period as well...natch

msgirl said...

OMG I'm hysterical that Kelly has a clothing line, that dress she's wearing is hideous and what the fuck is her hair doing? Girl has absolutely NO STYLE whatsoever! I get so annoyed when these celebrity children get by on their fame instead of whatever talent they actually have. I'm looking at the Willis girls too.

Sugar said...

Who is Isabel Lucas?

Iggy Azalea looks like Kelly Rutherford.

Kelly Ripa's stomach scares me.

discoflux said...

derek - always remember this motto: "don't feed the trolls."

Sherry said...

Kelly Ripa looks so bony and boyish.
Can't wait for people to trash Kelly O's fashion line.
Why did Tina pose with Lohag?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks @TRICIA!

derek harvey said...

@Disco----absolutely

MISCH said...

Sure Lindsay being a hooker is a great career

witwritergirl said...

I get it Ripa-you keep in shape and are "hip", but Forever 21 is not to be taken literally. Dress more age appropriate. Please forward this comment to Mariah.

Scallywag said...

That photo of the Consuelos is nice, except for Kelly's scary tum.

Tina's eyes(eye?) are saying, "help. me. save. me. pleeeeease."

A decade after Mean Girls, what's become of Lindsay is a sad cautionary tale.

sugarbread maker said...

Brian is the new Jordan.
Holy camel toe Jhud.
Kiefer is always a yummy yes.

Brian said...

@derek

Lighten up, Francis.

sugarbread maker said...

Isabel Lucas was publicly dating Shia ledeuche when he crashed his truck and cut off some of his fingers and seriously messed up his hand. ... She was also papped sneaking around with Adrian Grenier at the time too.

sandybrook said...

I missed a day here I think.

Tricia S said...

@LadyH anything for you:)

derek harvey said...

@Sandy---me too but I am pretty sure SOB

Penelope said...

Kelly O is fugly and hideous. Take your so-called fashion expertise (LOL) and go away. Oh and take the Willis girls with you. Entitled talentless Hollywood rich kids seem to be everywhere lately.

Kelly Ripa looks scary skinny as always. We know Kelly, you get that way from a fast metabolism and running after the kids, right. You starve and you know it.

Kiefer looks good...!!

BitterBlondin said...

Everytime I see Jennifer Hudson I think of that horrible family tragedy a few years ago. Great that she got through it!

BitterBlondin said...

I don't know who Kelly Ripa is but her stomach looks horrendous!! Worse than Tara.

Yoj said...

Shag: Liv Tyler. Wearing her elf ears.

Marry. Bossypants.

Kill: Ssshhh, don't tell Derek, but the angle of that photo cleverly conceals the gun pointed at Tina's head and that is the only explanation (that I will accept).

NomNom83 said...

If you Google Tina Fey's net worth, it's $45 million.

If you Google Lindsay, it's *snicker* $500,000.

Granted, most of her assets are in cash, coke or furs, but *still*. Man, she has really squandered her opportunities.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Liv

M: Tina/LiLo tag team - this would be Bizarro world, like a Teens Teach Mom scene, except LiLo is a broke down teen.

B: Ripa

Jessie said...

Isabel Lucas was on an Australian soap and now works sporadically in LA.

NaughtyNurse said...

Jennifer Hudson looks like she is straight out of Rocky Horror Picture Show there.

Jordan T said...

I think Kelly and Lindsay both look good :)

fancyscreenname said...

hey TFey!

MConsuelos is effing hawt

Unknown said...

Oh Kiefer...those bad habits are catching to your face really fast. Even if I didn't know he was a drinker, I'd know by this photo.

Not wading into anything - promise! Caveat here is that I pop in here only once or twice a week.

Okay, here goes... my initial impression of Brian's comment is that he was making fun of Lilo, not Tina, with regard to the 'career' thing.

I have no idea whether Brian is trolling and making lots troll posts, but this one - for me at first impression - was a slag to Lilo, not Tina.

usernametaken said...

@Derek. Settle yer Kettle

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't know what a "Swaggy P" is - it sounds like something Tom Haverford would sell in his Rent-A-Swag store - but Iggy Azalea's name makes me think "Lizard Flowers".

Whatever happened with JHud's half-brother shouldn't reflect on her as if she told him to do it.

I wonder if Kelly H is laughing hysterically at her ridiculous hair or her clothes.

Oh, Tina, why are you so close to cootie central? Back away slowly!

Kassandra said...

High-waisted/mom jeans+ripped knees = WTF?!

sugarbread maker said...

nomnom.. lilo 500k net worth is in bitcoins..shush though!!

Lila said...

Kelly is way too skinny. She was so beautiful when she was on AMC (or whatever soap opera that was where Mark also acted on).
LILO actually looks clean and pretty in this pic. Tina must have cleaned her up before posing next to her... Otherwise, she could have caught something!

Aoife said...

I think that after that pic with Lilo Tina Fey went through one of those disinfectant showers you have to take after being exposed to hazardous material(s).

The Consuelo's are still together. That says a lot. Or is there a blind about them floating around?

There is fashion and there is style. Kelly Osbourne is into fashion - the kind of stuff you see in "W" or "Harper's Bazaar". It's not stuff regular people would wear to work or to the kind of events normal people go to.

KO has her mother's pre surgery face. Her hair? Whatever. I'm used to it now although the pin curl look she had a few weeks ago was horrid.

Despite everything that's been said about Isabel Lucas I have no idea who she is and don't care.

JWoww's shoes tell you all you need to know about her new movie.

JHud can sing. That get up she has on is "fashion". As I said "fashion" has nothing to do with style.

BeckyMae said...

@LadyH and Tricia she was also in Home and Away, trashy Aussie soap that Thor also starred in...

BeckyMae said...

I hope JHud knows she has a very bad case of 'knee vagina' going on in that outfit :/

Sarah said...

I read that as coochie central. Yup, still works.

MinPinGirl said...

Kelly Osborne has a clothing line???? What next a hair salon endorsement? Barf just BARF!