Sunday, August 24, 2014

Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times

At this point in his life, what exactly does Suge Knight do? Gone are the days when he was the president of a record company and used to have people beaten when they didn't do what he wanted. He has spent time in jail and his greatest claim to fame seems to be that he is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. See Tupac. Suge Knight is probably the only human being who has managed to get shot at not one, but two, pre-VMA parties. Back in 2005 Knight was shot at a party prior to the Video Music Awards and last night managed to achieve the feat yet again. He was at a party hosted by Chris Brown who is known for having quiet parties where people sit around an play Clue while sipping fine fair trade coffees. Apparently security decided that since Chris Brown was hosting a party, no metal detectors were needed because, who would ever cause trouble at a gathering of people with Chris Brown at the center? Suge is in ICU and is expected to make a full recovery and promises to find a body part that has not been shot in time for next year's awards. Two other people were shot, one of whom is in critical condition.

56 comments:

QueenAnne Guido said...

Finally: proof of the existence of god.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Damn! Shit has been bumping off lately. Only a matter of time before someone actually gets killed. I hope everyone makes a full recovery.

urg8urg said...

Thug

Tricia S said...

What does one expect when we allow them to live above the law and reward their bad behavior...glorifying it, writing rap songs about it, and handing out awards the next night....systematically destroying what was once an amazing industry where talented people were allowed to exist

Jessi said...

I'm still so surprised this guy is still alive after all these years. Guys got 9 lives.

MeanieRhysie said...

I loved the game Clue!

Speedy recovery? *shrugs*

MeanieRhysie said...

Hey, to all the people in Northern Cali, hope you're all safe and sound! <3

alb said...

He used to have LAPD on his payroll. When that scandal broke in the aftermath it was what The Shield was very loosely based on.

derek harvey said...

This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin...

derek harvey said...

This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin...

Tricia S said...

Good info@alb...

QueenAnne Guido said...

Derek...I'll bite .... so what would happen at a swifty party?

Easy bake oven bake off?
Raid mom's makeup?

blondiemelinda said...

Prank calls?
Spin the bottle? (Coca Cola of course)

blondiemelinda said...

Prank calls?
Spin the bottle? (Coca Cola of course)

derek harvey said...

T swifts parties would definitely consist of easy bake ovens and makeovers---and lots of voodoo dolls of ex boyfriends---and lingerie modeling!

Patience Grasshopper said...

OT--Quake was centered in Napa--6.1. Fortunately haven't heard of any deaths as yet. I'm in the south bay, just a lot of rocking and rolling here at 3:20 am.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This would probably happen at a Taylor Swift party.

Katie said...

Remember when he raped and beat Sam Sneed? That was kinda weird.

All Lace no Leather said...

I wonder if they will acknowledge it tonight on the VMA broadcast? Wishing a speedy recovery to those hit.

All Lace no Leather said...

@ALB interesting info. Thx for sharing.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup Rampart district
Love the Shield

QueenAnne Guido said...

Katie... for a moment I imagined the golfer Sam SneEd getting raped by Suge...

I may never recover from the visual.

FrenchGirl said...

Suge knight is rumored to be the real mind behind Tupac's murder.At this time,Knight forgot to pay royalties to Tupac and Tupac was ready to drop Knight's label and sue him

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Chris tweeted this:

"It's disappointing that we as a society can't have fun or enjoy ourselves without any altercations sometimes."

Aw. Poor Chris.

Susan said...

I had to do a double take when I heard this news this morning because I already thought he was dead. Yes, I'm a dumbass.

So the VMAs are tonight? Are we watching this travesty?

Pen-a-lope said...

Jay Z strikes again. LoL

All Lace no Leather said...

@Susan, I was ambivalent about watching, but I'm for sure going to now.

SusanB said...

@Queenannguido - I had EXACTLY the same thought! My dad was a big fan of his (Sam's, not Suge) - the whole idea made me snicker, a fact of which I am ashamed.

derek harvey said...

@Jason--- self awareness has never been Chris's strength--good grief!

auntliddy said...

Man, this is some tough crowd! Like the mafia.

auntliddy said...

Katie-and he got away with that??!!

auntliddy said...

Jadon-he left off-" except done by me."

Gayeld said...

Didn't even notice it in Sacramento. Had to look up what you were talking about.

Yoj said...

"Expected to make a full recovery"? Again? When is someone going to finally get this right? *Kidding*
One extra bullet and we could have been rid of Chris Brown forever. *Still kidding, well, sort of*

Jacq said...

How did that asshole come out unscathed?

Count Jerkula said...

Too bad he lived.

Ms B'have said...

Thank you @ MeanieRhysie, everyone here in the SF Bay Area is well, if not amused.

MissMatador said...

I'm assuming no one saw anything?

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

This dude is inmortal. He has been shot lots of times and survived. Karma perhaps.

hippy chk said...

YAWN. Shooting Suge Knight is so mid-90s.

__-__=__ said...

I can't stop laughing at that tweet. Best irony of the day right there!

Tartan Princess said...

Oh hell yeah,best show ever!!
Along with BB obviously...!!

FingerBinger said...

That cigar looks like a giant turd.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're goddamn RIGHT, Tartan!!! ;)

Tartan Princess said...

Hell yeah,some of the best hours of my life spent watching Vic Mackey and Walter White.Oh wait,does that make me sound like a proper tv addict?Feck it,who cares...

#Gitit said...

Who dat?

Kat Stewart said...

I wonder if it's people still loyal to PAC doing this or he's done some bad business perhaps...

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Tartan: Big bad BALDIES <3

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

That cigar picture is cracking me up, idjit.

Trilby said...

+1. The only good thug is a dead thug.
:(

Trilby said...

+100 MILLION, Tricia!!!!!

Trilby said...

The correct terminology, Fist, is: "...we as a race..." (or "culture"). B/C it's sure as hell not a constant occurrence for white people to shoot at each other everytime they gather at clubs, parties, events, sitting on porches, etc. And "(c)rap music" has done more to bring down and poison an entire generation of black youth than crack. So when you're pointing fingers on your banal P.R. twit account, Fist, just point it right back at yourself. Fu**ing as*hole.

Trilby said...

+1 million. And like Yoji said, too bad the bullet didn't take out Fist Brown, too.

Trilby said...

I thought it looked like a fat co*k hanging from his mouth.

Haywood Jablomee said...

I'm guessing the shooter was black since there has been no looting.

Joy Staley said...

"This would never happen at a Taylor Swift party---just sayin..."-derek

"YAWN. Shooting Suge Knight is so mid-90s."-hpychk

"That cigar looks like a giant turd"-finger

"I'm guessing the shooter was black since there has been no looting."-haywood


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