Thursday, August 14, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Tattletale

Want to know some dirt about this celebrity family? This C list celebrity offspring is loving the new attention that has come her way recently. She has also been selling dirt to the tabloids about her siblings and was the source for lots of stories about her mom. In fact, no one is safe from her spilling dirt about anyone she knows or has come into contact with. If one of her siblings dates someone famous, she is willing to spill what she knows. It may also be why no one in her family even speaks to her any longer and she searches for new ways to catapult herself into big fame. She is tired of being in the shadows and sees herself as an A lister without actually having to do any work. No acting for her. Sure, if someone wants to give her a role she will take it but she is not going to audition. She likes the idea of reality television though and being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family.

44 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ireland?

Tricia S said...

Kylie

sandybrook said...

The understrength Jenner brat.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh no Willis. The rehab one with the titties out

sandybrook said...

*underaged *

JenSacks said...

Rumer. She once said being famous was a 24/7 job. Huh? And what have you ever done, Miss Shaved-My-Jaw?

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Yup Tallulah

Lady Heisenberg said...

Tallulah

crila16 said...

The Kardashians or The Willis'

Shelly Shell said...

I first thought one of the younger Kartrashian's, but one of the Willis girls also fits. The Willis girls are truly delusional.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

It could be Scout and her nips but right now everyone is talking about Tallulah, Scout is clearly in contact with Bruce still and supposedly Rumor is still in touch with her mom.

kpist said...

Scout is in the DM today

Kno Won Uno said...

"being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family" will never be true of a Willis or a Jenner, in my opinion.

FSP said...

One of the Willis broads

Tricia S said...

The Willis girls haven't really dated anyone "famous"as stated in blind..dint think that c list actor jayson wahtevs that rumour dated counts...

Bunni said...

@jensacks Did she finally shave that thing down. It must suck to have a pretty mom & come out looking like dad.

Kno Won Uno said...

In fact, it's almost always the "Willis girls" or the "Jenner girls".
So no matter how much dirt you have on your mother, without talent, you'll forever be part of a set, dearie.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Tricia that's an excellent point, I must have glazed over that part. Now I'm not so sure. Why you gotta come in with logic and shit? Lol. :D

Tricia S said...

@riven.....sorry doll! If only I could apply logic to my real life and shit!! Lol:)

Princess Nobody said...

Scout Willis is in the DM today and she's the one 'with the titties out' as Lady H so aptly described (thanks for the laugh :) Scout wrote this about her one woman free titties stunt:
'But unfortunately the emphasis in the press has been on sensationalizing my breasts, chiefly in terms of my family.

'I understand that people don’t want to take me seriously,' she continued. 'Or would rather just write me off as an attention-seeking, over-privileged, ignorant, white girl.'

Willis then went on to defend coming from a multimillionaire dollar earning household. 'I am white and I was born to a high profile and financially privileged family,' she said.

'I didn’t choose my public life, but it did give me this platform. A platform that helps make body politics newsworthy.'

jane3113 said...

Likes the idea of reality television implies that it's not someone already on a reality show. I think it's a Willis.

Kno Won Uno said...

Blech. Only way it could be worse is if Jaden Smith was the speaker.

Ray Nicolet said...

Didn't Rumer date Zac Efron until Demi stole him away?

Vera Christina said...

Just idle observation, Rumer gets a lot of hate and Alexa Joel (another girl with a pretty mom and her dad's looks) gets no hate. In fact, most people like her.

Oh, wait, Alexa isn't a moron.

n/m'

Jessica Larson said...

Willis girls, all fug as hell.

Rumor, trying to be an actress in LA.

Scout, free the nips in NY.

Tullulah, rehab.

Could probably do Rock/Paper/Scissors to figure out which, but I'm leaning towards Scout.

Frosty said...

I think the K's are A in Entyland, so I'll go Rumur willis

Dena said...

I thought you were writing a limerick at first!

Sabrina said...

Rumer.

Bee Haven said...

Agree about Willis offspring. Hint being from prior info indicating Tumour didn't think it necessary to audition for roles. (Tumour is NOT a spellcheck boo boo)

Sylvia said...

Azzly Simpson

Cheryl said...

I really wish that Bruce or Demi, or even Ashton had taught Scout that going to college or doing charity work would give her a more effective way of improving the world than walking around topless for publicity.

auntliddy said...

Team alexa. She also works for a living.

Seven of Eleven said...

Kris Jenner is trying a Gawker comment takeover. #fail

RowdyRodimus said...

Solange (or however you spell Beonce's sisters name. Doesn't that family believe in normal names?) or Latoya Jackson.

Trilby said...

Well, I'm glad she's finally chosen to publicly come out and self-identify as white. After all the confusion and questions and gossip... I know that I've certainly been on the edge of my seat wondering when she would have the courage to accept herself and be gloriously free to be white. :( :( :( :(
Hopefully she's not looking at a future in which she actually works, as a publicist. She should fire herself and go the fuck back to school.

Sherry said...

LOL Trilby!

I think it's one of the Willis girls.

And Alexa Ray Joel is pretty. Somehow that mash up worked really well. Plus she's actually talented and working in music and not expecting to sell out Madison Sq. Garden or open for her dad. (She hasn't opened for her dad has she?)

dubya said...

Kelly Osbourne's mom was in the tabloids alot too recently for struggles with illness etc, and some of those stories made kelly sound like she was the rock in the family etc. LOL. I think this blind is her.

sugarbread maker said...

Kylie.. Her mom's drinking and renting of men and coke use. And all of the inside scoop on Khloe

Hadap├║rpura said...

I think it will be true of Kendall. She's the only one in her family who has something that can pass for talent, she can be more famous and somewhat more legitimate than Kim.

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
Thanks for the link.
*secondhand embarrassment*

Jessie said...

I agree, Billy Joel's features make for a very pretty girl. Something went wrong in the Willis/Moore gene mash up.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Dena: Jessica Larson wrote us a beautiful haiku. She is our glorious Rumi of CDaN
*snap snap*

FS said...

Reading this thread, I'm wondering if this US can pass a law that requires all celebrity offspring and idle trust fund babies to do a gap year abroad, like Princes William and Harry did, where they have to go build houses and scrub toilets with truly poor people.

Meg said...

Story about Tallulah heading to rehab in People today.