Friday, August 22, 2014

V. Stiviano Says She Was Donald Sterling's Beard

Well, just when you thought you really were not going to hear anything more about V Stiviano or Donald Sterling and we could get back to a world where visors are only worn during welding or by college football coaches comes a court filing by V.'s attorneys where she says that she never had sex with Donald Sterling and that she got paid all that money and was given all of those gifts because she was his beard. She further states that Donald Sterling is gay. Well, actually she doesn't know Donald Sterling is gay. She is not even sure he has been with a guy, but she thinks he prefers men. This is a great headline maker and Donald Sterling is one of the worst people on the planet, but I don't get the whole acting like a beard thing in this case. Donald Sterling has been married for the two centuries his horned being has walked the planet. Isn't that the ultimate beard? To be married to a woman and have the world know you are married to a woman? Was V the little string of hair attached to the beard and tied off with some kind of bead? V says that Shelly Sterling knew or knows that her husband likes guys and that Shelly was ok with the gifts and money because V was just a beard. If a guy this a-holish and this much in the public eye hasn't had a guy come forward yet to talk about his sex with Donald Sterling then it leads me to believe there might not be any guys. Don't you think a guy like Sterling who is giving out millions in gifts to women and is really gay would have hooked up with guys or is this something he has just kept inside his whole life? 

38 comments:

FSP said...

This bitch just need to go away.

sandybrook said...

Cue it up Kanye nd Jamie---Golddigger!
Hey V maybe he's just too old to perform anymore being senile and all. Be happy he gave you all the stuff you got for doing absolutely nothing but take abuse from him.

Glitter said...

"V" is trying to extend her 15 minutes.

MontanaMarriott said...

Uhm, if Tom Cruise was a Mary why hasnt any man he slept with come forward either? Not sure about this guy but there are plenty of men in the public eye who are on the DL who are smart enough just to deal with others on the DL therefore no fear of anyone coming forward.

Ray Nicolet said...

Yup

BeckyMae said...

Meh, they are both revolting pus filled scabs on the butt of humanity...,next!!

discoflux said...

What FSP said.

Gayeld said...

And this, minus the whole sleazeball thing, was my exact point about Spencer Tracy. Why would he need Katharine Hepburn to beard for him when he was already married?

fancyscreenname said...

its sterlings fault for allowing this con artist into his life.

Patience Fullerton said...

Are we certain that V. is indeed a woman?

Count Jerkula said...

Unless I see a pic of her box, I'm still in the "she got a dick" camp.

D Brown said...

Statistically circulatory problems linked to dementia are also linked to erectile disfunction.

Sunshine said...

Attorneys are such douchebags. Here's another example of their douchebaggery.

Ay said...

@MM

Agreed. All the DL people in the business that nobody has come out and confirmed yet enty is questioning this? Maybe one of the interns wrote this.

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

Worst person in the world? Honestly? There are people in the world who kidnap child soldiers from villages, and a guy who said something racist in a private conversation edges them out? Or at least make the Hyperbole more obvious.

Honestly I think he planted the story himself thinking if he was Elderly Gay AND Jewish nobody would be able to accuse him of anything. Diversity Trump Card.

MISCH said...

Oh gee wiz, the man is in his 80's and probably can't get it up anyway…

Turkish Taffy said...

Pot, meet kettle. A tranny calling out his sugar daddy for being gay. SMDH.

kit said...

"Was V the little string of hair attached to the beard and tied off with some kind of bead?"

Ok, bless - that made me spit up my coffee a little. Haha, Enty. Good one.

derek harvey said...

why would a married man need another beard?!

meme deemed said...

The Vagina wants a book and reality show deal. It's the only reason she's squaking bs.

Wen said...

Go away, nasty pig.

Shelly Shell said...

V, sweetie you are the world's biggest idiot. He's a senior citizen & he's married, he don't need no beard. He can't get it up anymore. By the way, you look like a tranny. Do us all a favor & use the money from your soon to be released prono to go to college. You are a whore, no matter how you label it.

Seven of Eleven said...

Does she really go by "V"? Like if I went by 7 in my real life? Hey, family, you must cease calling me Lucy and now call me Seven. I will answer to nothing but Seven!

This line is pure beauty. Thank you, E. "Donald Sterling has been married for the two centuries his horned being has walked the planet."

Sherry said...


V has several aliases and some misdemeanors so I don't believe a word she says. She sold him out in the first place. Somewhere she got some big bank for getting him out of that ball club.

NomNom83 said...

I don't buy it. The man is despicable for many reasons but it's clear that he and Stiviano are actually perfect together.

She was arm candy. That doesn't make him gay. Putting this out is just her attempt to slander him. And, by the way, when you use an accusation of homosexuality to shame someone -- because you think it *is* shameful -- fuck you.

All Lace no Leather said...

She's used her 15 minutes of fame, so needed a new storyline. She just needs to go away.

KAT said...

Unfortunately I bumped into V.Stiviano yesterday, Shelly Sterling a few days ago and Donald Sterling on Sat. I was a Clippers fan. How anyone could call V. Stiviano "arm candy" is like calling a piranha a pettable fish. I don't know what is the biggest crime: The Sterlings getting $2Billion out of the sale of the Clippers who were valued for a considerably modest sum before the scandal or V. Stiviano saying she worked for the D.A. even though he/she had multiple arrests and her/his records sealed or V Stiviano changing her story every day. First she was Sterling's right hand man, she didn't sleep with him, she was attacked in New York, she has a love child blah blah blah. Her/His story is longer than a soap opera. I love how the so called media experts like Barbara Walters and Anderson Cooper neglected to ask V. Stiviano if she was actually born a female or a male as well as proof of the allegations of her story that she was the product or rape. Her stories are so full of holes it wouldn't surprise me if she was not what she claims. V.Stiviano has been reported as an escort by multiple sources who know. She most recently was hanging with the owner of Koi. It almost seems this whole story was an elaborate scheme perpetrated by a select few to make a lot of money and to hide the truth.

Brian said...

Never come between a hooker and her money. They will fuck your shit up...

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
Lucy? Do you mind if I picture you like this, now?

Seven of Eleven said...

Not quite.

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
Well, personally, I don't think Scarlett Johannson is anywhere near as intriguing or sexy, but...
Could we compromise on Lucy Lawless?

Bitters said...

Yep, I'd have worded it a bit differently but I'm convinced this trick could have been born a male. And an ugly one at that

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

V. Stiviano really has shot herself in the foot since she has demonstrated that she has no loyalty, not even for PAY. Nobody will touch her knowing that she will audiotape them (possibly illegally), release the tapes, throw them under the nearest bus, all while on their payroll ...then add insult to injury and call them gay a couple of months later.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

And before yall jump on me for saying to call someone gay is an insult ... I didn't mean it that way!

Erik said...

Not buying it. Go away.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

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Bizzy B said...

Yup...that's a man

Bubbles said...

Wow, interesting strategy. Call her out on her gay shaming by being transphobic and trans shaming someone who by all accounts isn't a trans woman.

Way to go guys!