Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Blind Item #3

This A list everything in her mind certainly doesn't have any self-esteem issues. She is looking for a new movie and told her agent she will only star opposite single guys because she knows they will end up hooking up and doesn't want to be known as a home wrecker. On a side note, lately the only parts being offered to her are mom roles where her kids are in their teens or older and she blew a major gasket when one role called for her to be a mom to someone about to get married.

43 comments:

trainrides said...

JLO?

sandybrook said...

more than likely bsed on the description

snookiemonster said...

Jlo

Kno Won said...

Birth dates don't lie, girlfriend. Get over it. Bitterness makes your skin wrinkle.

sandybrook said...

Madonna would be the only other possible choice. A list everything except acting.

Sherry said...

While it sounds like JLo, I can't see directors thinking of her for mommy parts.

Elizabeth Banks? Have no idea why I think that.

Kno Won said...

If it's JLo, she *is* 45. Lots of 45 year old women have married children, FFS.

Brin said...

Easy.

Kno Won said...

Isn't "A list everything in her mind" JLo's pseudonym?

BeckyMae said...

Poor Mama Klondike...

Tricia13 said...

@kno yes...it is. /sometimes a+ diva....

Unknown said...

I'll go with Ghoulia Roberts

Unknown said...

Julia Roberts

Unknown said...

you can stay hawt longer than you can stay young. time waits for NO ONE honey. get over it! instead of trying to challenge father time be as hawt as your age group will allow. meaning a hawt 45yo has a different level of hawt than a 19yo.

Tricia13 said...

J@sherry..jlo has actually done several mommy roles, and convincingly I might add(even. Enforce she was one) Enough/Maid in Manhattan/an unfinished Life

And those were yeeeears ago...

Tricia13 said...

*enough (film)

rolotomassi said...

@Kno Won Uno, more innuendo that J-Lo is MV, non?

Kno Won said...

I'd much rather be exceptionally hot for 45 than unusually aged for 30.

Sherry said...

Tricia, not saying she hasn't played "mommy" I just don't think casting directors think of her as such.

Now Julia, THAT I can see. I think she's the better guess. Hey Julia, remember that MTM played a mom in Ordinary People and was nommed. Just sayin'.

NomNom83 said...

Totes JLo.

She plays a MILF/sex offender* in her next film. It's a slippery slope from there to "Monster-in-Law 2" where she plays the MIL.


* It's totes okay cuz the teen is hawt** but a psycho who ends up being the bad guy. Hollywood is so fucked up.

** The actor is, of course, in his mid-20s and I would.

FearN said...
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FearN said...

First time I've seen this nickname. I'll never unsee it now.

FourthTurning said...

I don't think it's Julia Roberts, because of the "doesn't want to be perceived as a homewrecker." Julia is married, so she would be perceived as wrecking her own home. JLO is single and she is definitely at the age when she will be cast as a mom of teens and older. Hollywood is extremely hard on women over 40.
Remember, Anne Bancroft was 36 when she played Mrs. Robinson.

Lynda kiss said...

Sharon stone

Unknown said...

This actually sounds like GOOP.

Kat has left the building said...

Shouldn't this be a kindness blind bc she doesn't want to be a home wrecker?
And funny if its jlo bc she WAS married with kids! I can't blame her though. It's hard when that thing happens and you really realize you're not that hot 20 something anymore.

snookiemonster said...

Nice guess

FourthTurning said...

@Kat...yep, it's definitely a rough moment for any lady. It's not just movie stars who are out of touch with this, it's all the women who buy the BS that 40 is the new 30. I am not saying that women can't be hot over 40 (especially since I am one of those women), but you sure has hell aren't 20 or even 30 anymore. Youth has it's own, unique beauty that just cannot be bought.

I do get pissed that Hollywood has 40 year old women playing mothers of 20 year olds. And, 50 year-old men playing fathers of 5 year olds. The different treatment of aging actresses and actors is bull****

FourthTurning said...

And, Goop is an interesting guess...

auntliddy said...

Its about the work, isnt it! As in getting a job. Angela lansbury once said everyone has always thought shes much older than she was because she played mothers very young, but didnt care cos she was working and loved what she was doing. Take notice whoever this is!

kelliknows said...

Ellen barkin

Tina Mallette said...

A lot of 45 year old women are grand mothers please.

Pazazz said...

In the movies where JLo had a kid they were always young. Her new movie the kid is a teen and his friend is I eased with her and she is his teacher and sleeps with him. This is about JLo

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

January jones?

Michael said...

Certainly sounds like Jennifer Lopez to me. She is a multi-"talent" and has a massive ego. She looks great for 45 though and likely could still get away with leading romantic roles. Of course her box office success has been mediocre so she is not likely to get that kind of role

delete account said...

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
It's J-Lo for the win--or, in this case, loss.
Heeheehee--she threw a tantrum at being offered a mom-going-on-grandma role.
Thank you Universe!

Juniper Girl said...

Everyone ages. A woman is reminded of it the first time she's referred to as ma'am.
This totally sounds like JLo.

NYer said...

leah Michele.

Diana said...

Wow. Enty really has no clue what self-esteem is. What a moron.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Jenna Maroney.

Actually, I don't think it's Julia. She just played a mom to a teenager in August: Osage County

Ghetto Aristocrat said...

Cameron Diaz

Sandy said...

Yeah, it's most likely Lopez, but it could also be Paltrow. It's the "blowing a gasket" bit that's key. Both fancy themselves to be young mothers of small children. Too bad no one else sees them that way - they're actually middle-aged mothers of small children.

Cyn said...

Sharon Stone

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