Sunday, September 14, 2014

Blind Item #7

This former A list mostly movie actor turned aging but still good looking B list mostly television actor on one of those crime shows had to go to urgent care the other day because his much much younger girlfriend injured him during sex. Yes, in the genital area. 

99 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Goldblum

msgirl said...

Goldblum!

sandybrook said...

Spader

Unknown said...

Dude from the blacklist? I don't think spader is good looking though

Tricia13 said...

Tom Berenger

Tricia13 said...

Good guess

xLux said...

Is goldblum still on TV?

Seven of Eleven said...

Don't pretend to know his pain!

Pip said...

Spader is hot! Loved him in Secretary.

Unknown said...

Whoever it is, good! Hope his junk has become just that - junk. So much for wanting to re-live frat boy days rather than actuating oneself as an adult.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Selleck. ?

(Hope he doesn't have a gf and I figure his wife is hoping the same. )

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Delete Selleck - he's one of the good guys, I hope, and he wasn't former Movie turned TV.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Spader WAS good looking , indeed!
Now???

Unknown said...

injured during sex always reminds me of when dennis rodman broke his dick (if that is possible) he was boning carmen electra, i think, on the kitchen counter and missed the bullseye and rammed his dick into the counter. OUCH!

LOL

Violet said...

SYF. I've said it before but Data lounge will have you believe that Selleck is the gayest gay to have ever walked this planet. Gayer even than Hugh Jackman.

sandybrook said...

Enty needs to define aging for us in his mind. In my mind 45 is aging, not old. Soared is about 50 or so. Jeff Goldblum is 63 he can retire in 2 years or even now and collect SS and in 2 years he has to sign up for Medicare to me that's kind of old not aging.

sandybrook said...

*Spader not soared* hungover spelchek

SugarTitz said...

With his collection of Hawaiian shirts? ?

SugarTitz said...

No good gay.. I don't care.. no gay would Evah. Evah. With those shirts.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jeff's orchestra had their debut yesterday FWIW

SugarTitz said...

Botox and fillers killed his pip hotness.

SugarTitz said...

Speared**spellcheck??

SugarTitz said...

Freudian slip maybe? ?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Violet. STFD! Reeeleeeee? Had no idea! My mom will be disappointed. Heck! I'm disappointed. (Mom can deal on her own). He's not my type, u know that tall macho type, but I can't help but appreciate that man. Esp on tbe red carpet. Grrrrrowl.
Sooooooo, his tiny dancer is a beard?
And he's secretly slipping into Mr. Jenny McCarthy's trailor between takes? Or perhaps her prefers more of a Twink and slips into his other TV son's quarters.

Oh Tom. Sigh.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"her prefers" was a typo. A funny typo.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Seems about right. Too much of the Captain of the enterprise.

Unknown said...

Leslie Stefanson is only like a decade younger than Spader (which means she's already over 40) so I wouldn't call her much younger. And they've already been together for more than a decade.

This has Goldblum written all over it.

Kelly said...

@SYF and Vi, someone on here used to be a limo driver (or her uncle maybe?) for Tom and swore up and down he's gay. I too was shocked!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Virginia Staley.
Nice walk down memory lane, Thanks. I'd forgot ton about that.
Couldn't have happened to a better person.

Now, he IS a broke(n) Dick.

Violet said...

I mean we are talking DL here where no male celebrity has never not had his sexuality queried. But it's always qualified with the moustache and short short denim shorts.

Trilby said...

Tom is gay. My late Aunt was in the "fashion" crowd in NYC in the 70s. My Mom was a great beauty and occasionally would attend parties and events with her. Selleck was a sort of male model in the 70s, repping some men's cologne - can't remember what it was called. He often attended industry parties with his bf. Not "out" by any means, but not totally closeted or bearding, until "Magnum". I had heard alot of talk that his wife was gay also, & that it was a bearding arrangement. My only thought about the whole thing is that it's a shame that we live in a so-called "society" where people have to hide their gender or sexual identity.

Trilby said...

This blind screams Goldblum, totally.

SVixen said...

Goldblum, and Spader is hot, hot, hot these days!

Sherry said...

Trilby, I hung with the gay boys in NYC late 90's and they always said Tom was on their team but no one knew anyone who had been with them so I thought it was wishful thinking. Thanks for the tea.

Sherry said...

Ouch for whoever. Seriously wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Scallywag said...

Spader was good looking when he was younger. Not as good looking now but he still has that smoking je ne sais pas. And not married right now.

Mark Harmon, Ted Danson, and Laurence Fishburne have well-known wives probably more lethal than any gf.

Joe Mantegna? Nah. Fillion's film career is not 'A' and he's not yet 'aging'. Same with Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J.

Berenger is still good-looking in a older puffy guy sort of way. Married in 2012.

Goldblum's fiance is 30 years younger than he. But he's not in a crime show right now, is he? And he was in New York last week getting ready to play with his jazz combo.


SugarTitz said...

OMG!! He was frist to rock the daisy dukes wasn't he??

SugarTitz said...

Think that was Tricia.

Trilby said...

YW! - Hearing my Aunt and Mom talk (gossip) about him has always stuck in my mind because he's so sexy! Wish I could remember the name of the cologne ads, but my teenage self had a huge crush on him and was very disgruntled about losing out to the boys (wouldn't be the last, either, lol.). I also distinctly remember taking disco lessons, determined to go to Studio 54, & finally a theatrical set designer friend of the family arranged it. My naive Mom and I were enraptured by the whole "Man in the Moon" thing and so naive at the time that we didn't even get the coke reference. Oh, I loved the 70s!! Still keep in touch with the former-set designer, now dog groomer, who has been with his partner for almost 40 years and still can't legally marry in the state in which they reside. Not meaning to get up on a soapbox, but it makes me angry and sad.
Anyway, however Selleck chooses to live, closeted, bearding, or whatever, is totally his decision to make. As long as everyone is happy. Would just kill me to beard for him and not touch that gorgeousness!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@SugahT makes a good point about the shirts.
But @Violet pointing out the dukes.
He's sending mixed signals!

I actually am remembering there has been some whispers. I'd forgotten. But ya, everyone in HW is gay!!!!!! I'm feeling pretty gay myself. I'm going to skip on out to the galley and whip up some blueberry crapes. (Or just be myself and go thru the drive thru for a bacon breakfast burrito, that weighs more than my dog, and a XL Diet Coke. ) I'm getting mixed signals.

Frufra said...

No fair judging him on the short shorts - everyone rocked them back then. Look at high school yearbooks from the early to mid 80's. No one wore their shorts long. Remember all the basketball uniforms?

Seven of Eleven said...

Didn't Bruce Jenner do it first?

Anothergrayhare said...

@seven, yes but that's not saying much, considering his current look.
Loved me some Tom Selleck back in the day. Dated a guy who won a look-alike contest for a while. Yummm. But heard the gay rumours even then, too bad.

Yoj said...

Spader is sexy, regardless of looks or age.
I remember watching Pretty in Pink for the first time as a twelve-year-old and I couldn't understand why Andie wasn't hot for Steff (Blane was gross). Don't get me wrong, Duckie was adorable but Steff was hot. Thankfully, I grew out of liking bad boys, but I still heart James Spader.

Unknown said...

@sincerely

HA!

auntliddy said...

I have never, ever read ONE gay orumor about Selleck. Not one!!

Frufra said...

Seven, don't slight Steve Guttenberg, either. He's rocking those white short shorts!

Studio54 said...

I read Tom Selleck married a prostitute he frequented, made an "honest" woman out of her.

Seven of Eleven said...

@auntliddy, the rumours have been around forever. Tom made the bad call of publicly stating he's not gay and suing a tabloid for saying he was. It's a catch-22 - if you don't address it, the rumours get bigger. If you do address it, you're underhandedly acknowledging it and the rumours continue to get bigger.

He's been married for 26 years to his second wife, and has a daughter with her. (Jillie Mack was not a rescued prostitute, she was an actress with a couple of roles on Magnum, P.I.)

Tom Selleck Says He's Not Gay

Violet said...

Even Mr V has a pic of himself in short denims and a moustache back in the 80s. As far as I know he's not gay. Always the possibility that I might be surprised one day I suppose.

0_0 said...

I don't know about cologne, but Tom was a Marlboro Man for a while.

CK76 said...

I "ran" into him coming out of a restaurant in Sherman Oaks with his parents in the 80's. Very tall and gorgeous at the time.

SugarTitz said...

Me too. Steff was super bad all by himself! !

Tricia13 said...

Toms first wife Jill Ireland was his beard/confidante..they had children...I believe she died of cancer:(
Jillie Mack was def. An actress....his sexuality is an open secret, but his conservative politics -he was very active in Republican Party) in addition to Hollywood system), made it impossible for him to come out...closest he did come out, ironically, was the film- "in n Out"with Kevin Kline

@SM..what was me?

Unknown said...

Everyone is gay

MeanieRhysie said...

@Tricia, I believe you're thinking of Jillie Mack. Jill Ireland was married to Charles Bronson--my aunt dated him for a few years before he went to Hollywood.

As you were... ;)

Trilby said...

My Mom says the cologne was called "Chaz". She said it seemed his sexuality was an open secret, & that she was upset when W***** told her that Selleck was an ALLEGED chicken hawk. I truly hope that part was only unfounded gossip/rumor. :(

SusanB said...

Jill Ireland was originally married to David McCallum, divorced him and married Charles Bronson. She died of (I think) breast cancer then.

Tricia13 said...

@jack...I have been known to say this....or everyone is a drink away....etc...but most likely- without any scientific or biological data for it(disclaimer) my belief is more of a metaphysical one in that everyone is born bisexual(perhaps pan) and have a predilection for one or the other....which strengthens it's identity through experiences,time, age etc....it's just my thought...but instead my mother(and BF) are constantly saying "you think everyone's gay" I'm like...uh, well.....no, but you just don't realize how many people ARE....
Maybe I'm off and some people are born with100% I sexuality identification???I wasn't....but I'm sure it happens

trudi said...

Goldblum wasn't conventionally good looking when he was younger but he has aged really really well.


Spader was gorgeous in his youth and has aged like shit.

Tricia13 said...

@meanie....thx....I was thinking of a morph btwn Mack, yes, and Jill St.John...who was(is??)robert Wagners beard of yeeeears.

Tricia13 said...

If with me...thx@angeliicka64((hard to tell with long threads lol)

Count Jerkula said...

Dennis Rodman claims broads broke his dick 2x.

When hopping up and down on cock, in the cowgirl position, if it slips out and you come down on it wrong, it can bend and the blood engorged caverns in it can burst.

MeanieRhysie said...

Wait, what? Jill St. John was RW's beard? Whaaat?

Never realized how damn many Jills there were in H'wood. Sheesh, can't keep 'em straight.

Tricia13 said...

@ Meanie...for real.
I double checked...and RW still with JST...it seems...and here's some tea we've all heard I'm sure:Wagner definitely BI (because I do believe he adored Natalie wood) and Walken was his lover which is why went down went down on the boat in Catalina that fateful night. enter JSJ....hushed the whispers......

Tricia13 said...

But I j
Hijacked this blind sorry :(
Just the bearing urban legends fascinate me...and they go on and on....like Kimye:(
Ugh

Tricia13 said...

*bearding

Yoj said...

@Tricia S
I can't hear or read about Natalie Wood without feeling sad. They was exploited by so many. By her mother, of course, worst of all.

Yoj said...

*She* was exploited, sorry

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

I so agree@Yoj.
There's a special place in my(and moms ) heart because she and I resembles each other quite a lot (especially when I was young)..plus Miracle on 34th street .

She adored her children as well. That night is tragic and still so very- unessolved

Tricia13 said...

*unresolved

rolotomassi said...

wasn't Jillie Mack an accomplished Ballerina when he met her/got set up with Tom Selleck?

Tricia13 said...

@ rolo..dunno bout that ..English musical theatre actress I thought

Kelly said...

Yes @rolo. She was.

rolotomassi said...

I know the ratings are off but, hey,
Jon Voight or Steven Bauer fr: Ray Donavan

rolotomassi said...

Thanks Reno,thought I was imagining things again-cant find info anywhere but I distinctly remember her as dancer first,musicals,acting whatever second

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wait, so Selleck is seriously the gayest gay that ever gayed?!??? Gasp!!!!

Tricia13 said...

@LH bringing back the smiles:)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Whoopsies! I forgot to note that this is an offensive video, which can only be expected by a band named Anal Cunt. But....it's the first thing I thought of reading this post and it made me laugh.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thank you kindly, my dear @Tricia!

rolotomassi said...

@Trilby selleck did
CHAZ COLOGNE

pusssykatt said...

Jillie Mack danced in an English stage production of Cats.

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

@LH....that is geeeeniiious.
Malkovitch all time fave of Ms. Tricia
And you know he a freak....if you have the gif of him doing the interrogative dance in BJM..I will be indebted

rolotomassi said...

@Trilby, I see you already got it-the ads were to confuse people to buy CHAZ instead of CHAPS by Ralph Lauren

rolotomassi said...

those days were less complicated on those levels

rolotomassi said...

This better not be Aidan Quinn from Elementary (he's married ,I know so I hope that's a phew!!)

That Steve Bauer is w/18 year old & he's like 58

Sherry said...

Upon reflection I think this blind is about Steven Bauer.
Tricia I love Malkovich too. I don't even have to ask if you've seen "Being John Malcovich". Malcovich, Malcovich, malcovich.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Tricia: I'll keep an eye out, I would argue that a Malkovich dance cannot simply be broken down into GIF form. It must be celebrated to the fullest extent

OT: Hell froze over because now Gwen morphed into Gaga!!!

Tricia13 said...

@laaaadyyy!
You are my hero..
@sherry- please enjoy the gift/gif that @ LH provided for us!!!!!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@tricia: Awww shucks, thanks dahlin
Hey look I found one!!! And it isn't nearly as glorious as the full video but it's gooood ;)
I think we found the official Tricia Blind Reveal Victory GIF, eh?

Tricia13 said...

Lady H..I am both humbled, and truly touched...and smirking my arse off...because that is perfect for me(I really am sort of absurdist), fuck..I just really enjoy a good laugh....thank you woman:)

SugarTitz said...

lady h.. you would think gwen would pay her assistant enough to move out of the trailer park.. that has to be a looong commute to calabassis..
@tricia.. i thought you knew the former limo driver of tom sellack that reno talked about ^^^^^

Aoife said...

Selleck has always pinged my gaydar. Never thought he was all that.

Unknown said...

LadyH: you are the FIRST person outside my weird group of friends who was aware of the band A.C. rad!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks Bee Haven. And I too, accurately predicted that either you or Mad Robin would be the only CDANers who would get it!!!
Thank you!!!!

CarolMR said...

I agree with rolotomassi - Jon Voight.

cowbulls said...

Carmen supposedly broke Rodman's rod but my guess he was smiling anyway.

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