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Blind Items Revealed

December 23, 2013

This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three tomes the amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool.

Barron Hilton

35 comments:

Tricia13 said...

@ZZ with the goods:)

sandybrook said...

3 months and 17 more days Enty and you lose!

Kno Won said...

I thought it was celebuTARD.
That's the sum total of fucks I give.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh yay, the reincarnation of rotten.com.

Unknown said...

When did celebutante become a thing?

Unknown said...

God Sandybrook : you've made me go all old lady and say "gracious goodness me! 3 months until christmas!"

sandybrook said...

I dont know if you have WalMarts down under Bee but Christmas has arrived in their stores here.

Rosie riveter said...

"Definitely" going to be in the 2014 death pool is quite a bold statement. This, along w the post earlier about N.Kidmans father, and how Its "not very often" people die from falls *eyeroll* makes me wonder just how intelligent this Enty fool is.

MeanieRhysie said...

Hell has frozen over, folks. @Rosie's comment is the third time this week that I've agreed with what she said.

;) It happens.

califblondy said...

Rick and Karhy raised some winners.

Unknown said...

Good. One Hilton down, few more to go.

Next - All Lohan, Kardadhians

ladybaus said...

what drugs? meth?

Unknown said...

We don't have Walmart Sandybrook. I'm not certain if that's a good thing or not.
:-/

Unknown said...

Derek : from the ominous tone, I was wondering about smack. And Probably meth.

Unknown said...

@Bee- it's a good thing!

Unknown said...

Yeah, I've heard they pay staff lousy wages. And they're big.

SugarTitz said...

His car wreck that they had to use the jaws of life to get him out was dubious. They covered up the details quickly. He is like twink rob of the Hilton's.

Count Jerkula said...

Heroin.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

According to google, this until today unknown to me dude is 87. Damn, that's an age you can use all the drugs you want, you have lived enough.

sandybrook said...

That's his granddaddy kermie. The man who owns the hotels.

NomNom83 said...

Paris won't just give him some from her supply chain?

Astra Worthington said...

Oh no. That would be a real tragedy. What a shame.

Haha not really!

auntliddy said...

Walmart blows. Pay their people shit, while the walmart sibs are like 5 of top ten richest people in america. You cant take it with you, people, spread it around!!

auntliddy said...

Yeah, this baron sounds like a grade A ass balloon.

Unknown said...

I prefer celebuTURD because they deserve to be flushed through a crapper.

Unknown said...

@Sugarbread : Yup - his car went over an cliff on Highway 1 somewhere right?

There was barely any news about it

I'm saying heroin

He's a fucking mess

Dexamyl said...

He's also a big closet case, FWIW.

Iwinjen said...

Ugggg....basic economics, people!!!

Sherry said...

Wow pretty sad that no one wants to do an intervention? Come on family!

OKay said...

The Hiltons are apparently far too busy to care what their kids are up to.

Studio54 said...

Read "House of Hilton". The parents were gone every weekend, and the kids had to fend for themselves with credit cards, etc.

My 2014 Celebs at risk of death

1) Khloe K

2) Rob K

3) Steven Beatty

4) MacCauley C

5) Charlie Sheen

6) Demi

7) Selena G

8) Gaga

9) An anorexic like Tori Spelling or Nicole Richie, of a Karen Carpenter heart attack, or another anorexic ailment.

10) Lohan

MinPinGirl said...

Why do these rich assholes even have kids? They basically abandon them at birth and then act all embarrassed when they have drug problems or have sex tapes leaked. It's called birthcontrol idiots. Use it! Better yet get your tubes tied or a vasectomy. That aught to be a law. You can be rich and or famous BUT if you choose that you CANT have kids. Think of all the useless offspring that would vanish overnight if we could do this retroactively.

Hey that would be a great plot for a movie! The hero doesn't go back in time to kill Hitler, they go back to prevent The birth of Willow & Jaden, Rumer, Scout & Talulah...

Yoj said...

@MinPinGirl
The old Hollywood studios had the makings of the right idea. It was written into an actress's contract that she would be penalized were she to fall pregnant.
I agree with you, though. Show business attracts narcissistic, vain and insecure individuals, who inevitably make rotten parents. In some cases, such as the Smiths and the Carters, they clearly see their children as an ego-affirming legacy.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Wrong Hilton, unfortunately.

Unknown said...

"Why do these rich assholes even have kids?"

Because they're tax write offs.

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