Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Blind Item #8

One hit wonder a-hole to a woman changing the diaper of her toddler at a pumpkin patch - "So, you seeing anyone? I think we would be great together. I'll have my guy get your number." He then walked away and his "guy" came up and tried to get the woman's number who refused.

26 comments:

Tricia13 said...

ThiThicke

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thicke

Zelda Zonk said...

Thicke

Brin said...

Thicke-head.

ladybaus said...

Psy

FSP said...

Biebs

Topper Madison said...

This makes sense because a woman with a toddler is usually single.

What a maroon. What a nincowpoop. What a gullabull.

Tricia13 said...

I tried to say the thick(to emphasize I his manhood), which he seems to need to do all the time..ugh

Bacon Ranch said...

Nah
F
S
P,
Beibs would probably just ask her where she buys her diapers ;)

Tigercat said...

Quoting Bugs Bunny @Topper, very wascally of you!

:)

kelliknows said...

Picking up mommies at a punkin' patch ..not sure I'm buying this.

FSP said...

BR
AA
CN
OC
NH

Seven of Eleven said...

Something smells funny about this BI, and it's not the diaper.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Weren't you just at the pumpkin patch @tricia?! Did you submit this blind?

I can't say I blame anyone for trying to get a crack at that sweet ass pumpkin butt ;)

What were you thinking breastfeeding in public- it's waaaay too sexually enticing! (This article still cracks me up)
Hey hey heyyyyyy

Tricia13 said...

@ LHI've been to 2 in different states recently lol( livin la vida loca....!) but no thicke spottings....no aviator glasses leather jacket in 90 degrees/ fools..just nice normal dads ( and I used to dig you mr. Thicke:(

Kno Won said...

So many weird elements here.
Is this the pumpkin patch that every celebrity with children goes to? Is it 80 miles from their house and they hang around there for 6 or 7 hours? Do they not have a bathroom there? Why is this woman changing her TODDLER's diaper in full view of random a-hole patrons? If it's within 5 minutes of their house, you make the little bugger wait until you get home if there's no bathroom or private hay bale.
I'm overthinking.

AndrewBW said...

Well, I've heard enough lame pick up lines and failed hook ups on this site over the years but that really takes the cake. What a douche bag!

Lady Heisenberg said...

People hook up on this site?!?A/S/L?

Sarah said...

"I think we'd be great together" is a weird pick up line

SugarTitz said...

So the pumpkin patch is the new frozen foods section of whole foods??

skippy said...

He thought they'd be great together forever. Its a love at first sight kindness ;)

skippy said...

Derek Psy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

Cheryl said...

HEY!!!!! Sexy lay dee!!!!

califblondy said...

Thicke is not a one....oh, nevermind I give up.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Someone hit on someone in a public place?! SCANDALOUS!!!

gr8p said...

Oh man! HAHAHA His poor soon to be ex wife. What on earth has she been putting up with all these years?

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days