Friday, October 10, 2014

Katy Perry Will Be Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer

Promising on ESPN this weekend that she would never pay to play the Super Bowl which the NFL apparently wanted, she nonetheless secured the gig and will be performing in front of an estimated television audience of over 120M people. Not a bad job if you can get it. Rihanna had been rumored to get the job but with the whole controversy of her song getting pulled because she had been the victim of domestic violence, she was apparently ticked off with not only CBS, but the entire NFL and didn't have any desire to play. The problem with the NFL wanting acts to pay to play is that they need someone who is going to keep viewers around during the 30 minute plus halftime show. The singers or bands they want are not the type who need to pay because they already sell millions of records and make millions of dollars every time they perform. Plus, who can really monetarily quantify the boost in record sales or airplay or increased people attending shows. What we will get is probably a medley of shits combined with three or four really quick costume changes and probably nothing at all controversial which is what the NFL wants. 

33 comments:

sandybrook said...

terrific :(
She doesnt appeal to mnost football fans.

sandybrook said...

good typo there on hits Enty!

Jessi said...

Well I know one lady here that will be super happy! : )

sandybrook said...

Reno where you at girly??

Kat has left the building said...

I perform the same medley every time I eat at Chipotle

Now! said...

They need a big show, she puts on a big show. She's half-dressed, which will please the testosterone types; she has cute outfits and fun makeup and hairstyles, which will please the estrogen crowd. It's a good choice. And I don't even like her music.

Kno Won said...

Lots of people will need a shits medley by halftime.

sandybrook said...

I wonder if the NFL lets Snoop Dog do his share of her shits?

Unknown said...

that typo is the true definition of a Freudian slip

bellaluna said...

Well, count me out as a viewer. I have an aversion to KP.

FearN said...

I'll watch! Will be more interesting than the game, which doesn't say much.

Its just U said...

Medley of shits....
Bwahahahaha

She ain't no Beyoncé

Pink Cashmere said...

Shits was an awesome typo!

We can blame JT and JJ for the fuckery we have to endure during Super Bowl halftime.

SugarTitz said...

Cupcake titties 4 everyone! !
Let the glitter and sprinkles shits begin. .

MeanieRhysie said...

Medley of shit?!

How...appropriate! Hahahahahhahahahhah!!!! :D

Lil P said...

Someone please explain first sentence of this blind. She went on espn this weekend swore she wouldn't play Super Bowl and then turns around and takes the gig?

Brian said...

she sucks. talentless twat

B626 said...

Wierd Al would have been much more entertaining.

SugarTitz said...

she went on saturdays college game day and when asked if she would pay to play superbowl she said no..
but i guess she was just Wild and Crazy enough in a fuzzy sweater that covered up her janet jacksons so the nfl thought she was Safe enough

Jordan T said...

I like her. This is a good thing

Meghan said...

@lilP - no, the nfl was saying they are going to CHARGE the artists for the honor of playing the halftime show, and KP said she would never "pay to play" the show. So she must have either changed her mind, or they reneged on that statement and ended up paying her to appear.

Either way, I won't be watching. The game or the show. After the swiftness with which they swung the money hammer at Colin Kaperninny for wearing "unauthorized" headphones on TV after allowing the Ray Rice thing to simmer for a disgusting amount of time, I am having increased trouble not just boycotting the whole organization. So I won't be watching no matter who they snag to play halftime. /rant

parissucksliterally said...

That is a show I will pass = she is so bad, without those tits of hers, she would have never made it so big.

Ugh.

Wen said...

No, just no.

a loose seal said...

Katy puts on an incredible show...I think this will be good!

rolotomassi said...

If Katy Perry doesn't crack your knuckles, REMEMBER!! You always have ANIMAL PLANET & it's HALF TIME PUPPY BOWL!
ya also gotchya:Kitten Bowls,Fish Bowls,Zombie Bowls,Cheerleader Bowls, et al.

rolotomassi said...

@sandyb, omg, I didn't know Enty meant 'Hits'... I just thought Enty was being opiniated about Katy's music. LOL...

@Reno, I think it'll be great & She'll be great &the Whole Superbowl will be great becuuuuz,the halftime was sooo great becuz she waz soo great!!!

All Lace no Leather said...

Today trash mouth Enty is on duty.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Katy Perry is so annoying.

They should have chosen Blondie. Let them show that Katy twit how it's done.

ForSure said...

Nope. Not watching the super bowl, will watch the commercials on YouTube/Twitter, won't watch the halftime show. Been done with the NFL for a while, this year seals it for good.

Alvin said...

At least it's less nauseating than Weird Al.

Lil P said...

Thank you. Why would anyone pay the nfl to play that show with all the controversy & the money they make. It would look good on them if they couldn't grt s big name artist. Katy perry no thznks

Trilby said...

This is just an interesting enough possibility for a good show; that when I heard about it this morning, I sent in my rsvp to work stage crew for the producers this year (a specific stage crew function). Last show I worked was the Beyonce 1/2time. Regretted not working the last one after RHCPs were added (love them). Didn't plan on doing the show again until SanFran in '16, but Katy Perry... yeah. Gonna be a fun and interesting 2 weeks, I think.

SugarTitz said...

ok trilby.. now give us the dish on beyonce

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