Random Photos Part Five
Bethenny Frankel sells Skinny Water? Doesn't water have zero calories?
Christina Hendricks with a new kitchen look.
Emily Blunt and Christoph Waltz at the premiere of their new movie.
Harrison Ford checks his messages in London.
Justin Bieber and his dad go look for women to bring back to their hotel room.
January Jones and Josh Groban. He makes everyone smile.
Princess Charlene of Monaco got Mel Gibson to shave his beard.
Prince Albert couldn't get Taylor Lautner to shave his beard. Hmm.
Bruce Willis and the Bruckheimers who hosted Albert and Charlene.
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What the crap is on Christina's head? She looks like a prop in a magic show
on what planet is Taylor Lautner considered hot
Princess Charlene looks a lot like her mom did when she was young.
Biebs dad looks just like the weasel his son is.
Frankel looks like she put something extra in that Skinny Girl water.
Someone should tell Hendricks about teh navy blue sheath on the previous page. Girl needs help.
Fuck Frankel.
Interesting color choice for October on Emily Blunt. Very pretty.
Fuck Bieber.
I'm frightened by the Bruckheimers.
Animal Planet?
And how many handbags does one skinny girl need Bethanny?
Someone in the house I work in bought Skinny Girl tortilla chips. I was nauseated that they gave that asshole Bethany their money.
Well, we now have the BI answer starring Emily Blunt and Jim Halpert. {eye roll}
I usually like Christina (she was also in the best show ever canceled too soon, Firefly) but girl does not know how to dress off set. She dressed better as a saloon girl in Firefly.
Taylor Lautner looks skeevy.
We do....and with Damon in other random pix.....could be a trifecta!
Awkward....wedding.
Jesus H, Bruckheimers - lay off the plastic surgery.
Christina's outfit is a joke, right?
I adore Christoph Walz, he's an amazing talent!
Christina I love you big time ... no bueno... guido filled with sadzzzz...
Derek I'm surprised about you and Taylor. I think he's at least as not attractive as your beloved Jimmy Franco.
sandybrook said...
Princess Charlene looks a lot like her mom did when she was young.
Is Charlene's mother famous in the US? She was just a swimming teacher in South Africa, not famous at all, at least until she married (bearded) Albert.
Jokes on Monaco's royalty and beards. I see what you did there.
That bearded bear (in a gay sense) is the Beaver's dad? Mendel was right with the inheritance of the genes, I suppose.
Nah Kermie I mistook her for Carolines kid.
There's a lot of soft focus in that last picture. They used the snuggle lens.
Justine has the same big man walking stance that my brother had at 13. Hilarious! I bet his dad is exactly the same type of skeeve. And YAY!for mel shaving off that hideous beard. Now if every man in existence would follow that trend
Water has zero calories, but Adderal water has -3000 calories.
You do the math.
Thank you Rosie. Not a fan of facial hair. Alex Trebec has grown back his porn stache and it looks awful.
Am I the only one that giggled at Prince Albert, beard, and TL in the same sentence?!
hehe
Jerry Bruckheimer looks like future Seth Green.
@sandy - exactly my thoughts. She should find a REALLY big bag and strap it to her back and go for the trifecta - big, bigger, biggest! Hell, I could cut up the picture and make it a sorting size game for my students!
Cristoph Waltz looks rather manorexic there.
Perhaps Christina has joined the separatist basque movement?
yall hear Bynes got caught pulling a Winona at Barneys...
OH NO, here we go again with Bynes
Of Princess Grace (née Kelly)'s 9 grandchildren, only 2 were conceived in wedlock, although 4 were born in wedlock:
- Princess Caroline was pregnant with her first child Andrea (a boy) when she married Stefano Casiraghi. They then had Charlotte and Pierre, then Stefano was killed in a speedboating accident in Monaco Harbor. Then she got involved with the disgusting Prince Ernst of Hanover and was pregnant with their daughter Alexandra when they got married.
Princess Stephanie had two children by her bodyguard Daniel Ducruet and married him after they were born. Then she had a daughter by an unnamed man but it has since come out who he is.
Prince Albert had a quickie hookup with a married American woman when she was on vacation - with her husband - in Monaco about 20 years ago. She got pregnant by him and he apparently refused any attempts by her to contact him and did not acknowledge paternity for years. Finally when their daughter was about 14 he admitted he was her father. The girl didn't inherit the Monegasque good looks that Grace's kids (and some of the grandchildren) got from Rainier's side of the family, and also didn't inherit any of her grandmother Grace's good looks. Now that she's acknowledged as Albert's daughter she stands to inherit a crapload of money - tens of millions - and is going around on humanitarian missions handing out money and acting all princessy.
And then Albert had a son, Alexandre, about 5 years ago with a black African flight attendant. It appears to have been something of a love match because she was often photographed with him in public but always in a group setting and never identified as his particular friend.
In Monaco, any child whose parents subsequently marry, is considered a legitimate heir to the throne. If Albert had married the flight attendant Alexandre would have inherited control of Monaco.
Well, it's not a throne because Albert's not a king. I don't know exactly how they style it.
It's interesting, under European law, people cannot disinherit their natural children even if they exclude them in their wills. The children share in 50% of the estate, their share being called "legitime portie." I found this out when my father, who lived in the Netherlands for 20 years, specifically named and excluded all of his children in his will. Nasty old buzzard.
Oops, missed a letter. It's legitieme portie.
Emily Blunt seems to be morphing into Megan Fox
Very interesting post Prunella!!
Thanks Penelope, I've always been interested in the first family of Monaco because of the Princess Grace connection and also they keep having gorgeous kids.
I forgot to add, if any child is born from an adulterous relationship (where one parent was married at the time) then even if the two biological parents marry each other later on, that child cannot inherit the throne.
And yeah, they do call it a throne even though Albert is just a Prince.
Wonder if Charlene had in vitro, because she's 37 and pregnant with twins. Rumor has it she tried to flee Monaco the week before they got married but the security guards found her at the airport and pretty much dragged her back. I don't know if it's true. But she seemed pretty unhappy in the beginning. Albert is a bit of a pig in the Kennedy style.
Also might be awkward for the twins growing up with one the heir, one the spare, and being born just minutes apart.
Love the royal backstories and legalese, Prunella!
Maybe the twins can take turns being leaders. Even weeks are for #1 and odd weeks for #2
Looks like she tried to run away three times!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010834/Monaco-royal-wedding-Charlene-Wittstock-tried-run-away-3-times.html
A few months ago I couldn't decide what to do with my hair; grow bangs out? Lighter? Darker?? Anyway, it looked like crap and then one day I realized i had a lunch I had to go to. Behold; Christina's ugly hats sister was born. Which is my way of saying maybe she's overdue for a hair appointment.
pb.. always love your long detailed posts.. keep it up
yeah charlene tried to run but security confiscated her passport..
albert has control of her passport
Thanks Prunella....Charlene must have known what she was in for before the wedding, no? But she cried at the wedding and has looked miserable ever since. Mysterious. Princess Grace was Gorgeous, as were both her girls. Caroline's eldest daughter is the image of her. Stephanie was the party girl and in the last photos I saw looked like she'd been rode hard and put away wet. Wasn't it thought that Stephanie was driving the car that went off the road, killing Priincess Grace? Perhaps that's why she went off the rails when she got older. Love their story too. My parents got married at the same time as Grace Kelly and my mother's wedding dress was a copy of the Princess's. I still have it, although I've made it into a Christening gown for my kids..... I'll stop talking now.
Hey now Rosie! I like a hirsute man! (Married to one). Anything that springs forth from mel gibson's pores however is bound to be an antisemetic form of evil.
CoBe : I don't need aderal, but it would make a killing if they could sell it here. We all know that garcinia crap doesn't work.
Tut tut Sherry! Read above comment! Every pot has a lid (and mine tend to be hairy gingers!)
Jordan T : it made me think of the girl with the pearl earring. If they made a modern day version, it'd be the girl w the pearl necklace.
Bit dams: it is still cold here so I'm using an array of beanies and hats to cover up my skanky regrowth
Oopsie, my bad bee! I bet he's a handsome devil :)
@GrayHare you would think Charlene knew what she was getting into. I don't know why she got cold feet. I'm not sure of the exact timing but I think he had already acknowledged Alexandre by the time Charlene came along... but there was a rumor that he had gotten another woman pregnant after he got engaged to Charlene, though that wasn't confirmed.
Charlotte Casiraghi is the spitting image of Caroline. Funny how Grace could produce such beauties who look very little like her. Rainier's genes dominated, I guess, and fortunately he had some beauties in his lineage.
Caroline's two boys Andrea and Pierre are gorgeous too - especially when they had shoulder length hair - yowza. And Stephanie's boy is handsome.
The girl Caroline had with Prince Ernst, Alexandra, is not attractive, even as a little child she had a plain pinched little face. You could tell in all the pictures though that Caroline adores her. She's got a great maternal instinct and having a "change of life" baby really brightened her life.
Wow, I thought Grace's wedding dress was absolutely classic and beautiful. How on earth did your mom copy it? Did she take a photo to a dressmaker?
Yes, there was a rumor that Stephanie was driving when the car went over the cliff, but I think they did confirm that Grace had a stroke in the car so it makes more sense that Grace was driving. It's possible they were arguing (Stephanie was always Grace's wild child) and maybe Stephanie blames herself for the stroke? Poor girl she was only 17. It happened 32 years ago.
I once calculated how many days Grace lived overall, and how many days she lived in Monaco. It's difficult to say exactly because she sailed there and do you count the voyage as living in Monaco or living in the States? But in any event, within a couple of days it was exactly half her life. Weird.
@Prunella, Wow! You are an expert on the Monaco royal family. My mother was married in 1957, and I guess at the time bridal shops offered copies of Grace's dress. She'd been married in 1956 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_dress_of_Grace_Kelly
The dress was beautiful, and in hindsight I really regret using it for Halloween and stuffing a fat kid in it for a Grade 5 play. Hence the conversion to a Christening gown; it was a little worse for wear. My parents have been married 57 years. I'll have to dig out a photo of my mother in the dress, it was beautiful.
@GrayHare your mom sounds pretty cool if she would let you put her wedding dress on a fat kid in 5th grade!
There's something about that family that is so fascinating.
I heard Grace Kelly was pretty wild in her single days, had a habit of having affairs with her costars and didn't mind if they were married. I wonder if she's ever been the subject of a BI on here?
So, married in '57 and married 57 years. You should throw them a surprise party and use Heinz 57 as the theme!
Wasn't Grace Kelly the infamous yacht girl blind? Can't find it but if I remember it correctly, she is the idol all the current yacht girls look up to cause she is the only one that hit it big.
I really don't understand how guys like Bieber can look at themselves in photos with their pants hanging halfway down their bodies and think they look good? What could possibly look hot about a guy with a four foot long torso and one foot long legs??
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