Saturday, February 01, 2014

Blind Item #8

This B+ list mostly television actress who gets the + because of her hit cable show says that her boyfriend understands that she needs to sleep with other guys. She says that if she works with someone else then sex just makes things better. So, then are we going to assume she had sex with the photographer then or...?

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly television actress now who used to be B list in the movies before she started aging picked up a guy at a bar last week and brought him back to her place. She used a different name and was wearing a wig so when the guy woke up in the morning and saw all the posters of our actress she has plastered all over the guest room the guy thought he had sex with an obsessed fan of the actress. He says she has posters and photos of herself everywhere. Almost every inch of the room.

Blind Item #6

This actor used to be A list. Mostly television. That seems not that long ago, but it is approaching five years without a steady gig. He still has the looks and the name but has got into trouble in the past with women who are not his wife. According to a hooker, she gets calls from the actor several times each week to meet him at a certain spot and she takes care of him in the car. He calls almost everyday but usually only makes it to the spot a couple of times each week and pays her for the times he didn't show up too. He pays enough to her where all she does is wait for his call.

Blind Item #5

This C+ list actress who used to be an A list tweener was rejected by her former bosses for a role because they said she wasn't a good enough actress and not talented enough to play the role she created. It is a huge project and the actress thought she was going to get it and a steady large paycheck.

Blind Item #4

This B list singer/celebrity who has the ability to be A+ depending on who she is with, wants a $1-2M wedding. Her boyfriend said that's great. He refuses to pay for any of it though except a honeymoon and says if she wants that big of a wedding she will have to pay for it. Now her budget has been reduced to $100K.

Blind Item #3

This B list mostly movie actress, who should be C based on talent but is A+ based on name told some friends the other day that her husband treats her like crap and verbally abuses her all the time but that she won't leave him because she doesn't believe in splitting up a family.

Blind Items Revealed

October 18, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer/B list mostly movie actor was at dinner the other night and two teenage girls waited until he had finished eating and was getting up from his table when they approached him to try and have their photo taken with him. He told them to f**k off and walked out. Seriously, those are the words he said. More than one person heard him say it. The girls started crying.

Justin Timberlake

Blind Items Revealed

October 18, 2013

This former A list tweener and now just a celebrity who can't get his act together embarrassed himself last night by making a very clumsy pass at his movie actress ex that involved first a missed kiss and then he tried to put his arm around her and she pushed him away. He called her a b**tch and went to find someone else to grope.

Joe Jonas/Camilla Belle

Blind Items Revealed

October 18, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer (not Britney Spears) is right on the edge of a breakdown. She is taking medicating now and needs a break very badly but her record company and the rest of her people are telling her to push through it while giving her other things to help her cope. This is not going to turn out well. She is a mess and something bad will happen if they don't give her a break soon.

Ke$ha

Blind Items Revealed

October 18, 2013

This former A list mostly movie actress who I still can't believe was ever A list made it seem like she was the kindest, most sensitive woman ever when she rushed to the side of her soon to be ex husband. She was only there long enough for a few photos and a story or two to be planted and then she was on her way when there was nothing more for her. If she could get a Kneepads cover she would rush back to his side though but I'm not sure she can convince him.

Ashley Judd/Dario Franchitti

Blind Items Revealed

October 17, 2013

Note to those future filmmakers out there who strive to be A list like a certain unnamed director. You will miss days of shooting on your big budget flick if you get the crap beat out of you because you didn't pay your hooker bills after bosses extended you credit.

Michael Bay

Blind Items Revealed

October 17, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actress didn't want to be embarrassed on national television so sent a check in the amount of $50K to a former cast mate to keep her mouth shut about the boyfriend the A lister stole all those years ago that has made the two co-stars bitter enemies.

Julia Roberts/Annabeth Gish "Mystic Pizza" Reunion

Blind Items Revealed

October 16, 2013

This former A+list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where h likes to dress as Satan and roleplay with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.

Mel Gibson

Blind Items Revealed

October 16, 2013

This singer must be rolling over in her grave after her daughter drove a bus over the grave. Not only has the daughter been lying about a relationship she claims she never had but she is also getting paid a bunch of money to lie about it.

Jenni Rivera's daughter having an affair with her stepfather

Blind Items Revealed

October 16, 2013

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record and it also sounds like crap. She needs to go back in the studio to fix it but can't find the time energy or voice to do it. Look for it to be delayed yet again. It won't end up in the trash but most people would put it there right now if they listened to it.

Mariah Carey

Blind Item #2

This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A+ in very limited circumstances told his ex that he doesn't have money for an increase in child support but he just bought his current wife a $300K car that she never drives. He bought it for her because she said it looks pretty.

Blind Item #1

This A list rock star who just looks and acts like a rock star has always had sex with a couple of his exes, especially his ex baby mama who he especially likes but his current girlfriend didn't seem to mind. Apparently she is starting to mind though and is shopping a book to publishers about the rocker who will perform at a really big event. She wants a ring and if he doesn't give her one soon then the whole world will hear about all his misdeeds. He is a rockstar. I don't think anything she can say will shock us.

Dolly Parton said No To Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus recently recorded an episode of Unplugged and one of the songs was with Madonna. It turns out though that Madge was not Miley's first choice. Apparently Miley's first choice was Dolly Parton but Dolly turned down Miley. Miley says it was a scheduling conflict. Hmm. I'm pretty sure they could have worked out a mutual day. I wonder if Dolly is tired of being Miley's godmother and always having her name pop up in stories about the singer. I find it hard to believe that if Dolly was still crazy about Miley that she would miss the chance to sing with Miley on national television, on what will be a very watched program. Plus, Dolly could use some practice before heading over to the UK for her headlining tour of festivals there. Yep, 2014 is going to be huge for Dolly.

Justin Bieber Grilled By Customs For Five Hours

Have you ever been asked by US Customs to step inside a room? There you are just standing in the line of hundreds with everyone else and when you get to the front of the line, they do a lot of punching in the computer and look at your passport a few times and shake their heads and then keep punching in a million key strokes. Finally they look up at you and ask you to step into a little side room so someone can talk to you about a little issue. Your mind starts racing about what you might have done to deserve it or if your elementary school library finally reported that book you never returned.

That little room can take five minutes or in Justin Bieber's case it can take five hours. While he was pulled from his private jet yesterday afternoon outside New York City, the rest of the passengers and crew watched as customs officials checked every inch of the plane for drug residue after smelling pot inside the aircraft. I bet it smelled like pot and I bet they had been smoking before they took off, but even they can go without for the hour it takes to fly from Toronto to New York. Customs officials finally let Justin inside the country but my guess is he will only leave the country again if it is really important or some country is having a half price hooker sale.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Ben Affleck and his mom went to lunch with

Matt Damon.
Bruno Mars at his Super Bowl press conference.
Andy Cohen meets some fans.
Cat Deeley arrives in LA.
Congratulations to Cheryl Hines for her star on the Walk Of Fame.
Courtney Stodden set up her fake beach trip yesterday to show off her
sports skills. They were probably the only ones on the beach. It was cold and rainy yesterday.
Not in LA, but also with a planned beach shoot was Tiffani Thiessen.
Drew Barrymore makes a buck selling chocolate.

Random Photos Part Four

If you have some time this weekend you should read Denise Richard's declaration about Charlie Sheen. 17 pages of jaw droppers.

Eva Longoria picked up a paycheck with
Melanie Griffith down in Mexico.
Eric Stonestreet and his mom.
Gerard Butler getting his usual gingerbread latte with extra gingerbread men.
Ginnifer Goodwin filming Once Upon A Time.
Angie Harmon making a radio appearance with
Sarah Hyland there a short time later.
Anne Hathaway after vocal lessons.

Random Photos Part Three

Hugh Jackman got the family matching coats.

Helen Mirren is the Harvard Hasty Pudding Honoree.
Josh Duhamel out pumping gas or just standing around a gas station.
Jordana Brewster shows off some skin.
The same event brought out Molly Sims and
Cobie Smulders and
Jennifer Tilly
Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo make a great couple.
Jessica Simpson looks to sell a new line of ponchos.

Blind Item #11

This female talk show host came to the door naked when a limo driver picked her up at her place. She was running late and, to be fair, did have a pair of sunglasses on. On the way to the airport she did a couple of lines o coke and helped herself to the complimentary mini bar and actually looked pretty good when she got out of the car an hour later.

Random Photos Part Two

Anna Kendrick gets ready for Groundhog Day by doing her impression of one.

Keira Knightly arriving back in London.
Kit Harington looks pretty good here. Leaning a little towards 80's perm hair, but overall, looks good.
The last day for Kourtney Kardashian in the photos for at least a month.
I know it's hard to see, but if you blow it up or maybe Google it you can see it enlarged. The left knee of the woman in the photo looks exactly like Kanye West.
Liam Neeson out with his much younger girlfriend.
Madonna got injured twerking with Miley. Using a cane.
Michael Fassbender shoots arrows and gets paid for it. Great job.
Miranda Kerr making plans for a bunch of parties this weekend.

Blind Item #10

This pint sized reality star keeps telling her boyfriend no to sex while telling the guy she has been seeing on the side yes. Look for the official announcement of the split soon because she can't keep up the hiding for much longer. Too well known of a face.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Aaron Paul and his wife are hitting every Super Bowl party.

Paris Hilton is on her way to the Super Bowl because...
Rose McGowan did a photo shoot yesterday. Looks kind of trashy. So, that means I will probably love it.
Ryan Reynolds looks like he has lost a lot of weight.
This Blake Lively trying to look all intelligent and stuff.
Ramona Singer didn't let a little thing like a divorce filing get in the way of a photo op on a red carpet.
Alyssa Milano was there too so you know it was classy.
Seal with his kids and new girlfriend.
Sarah Michelle Gellar makes the Starbucks/school run.

Blind Item #9

This C- list reality star from a new show that uses # frequently in every thing they do on the show was at a club for a party and people weren't paying attention to her so she lowered the top of her dress and rubbed cake frosting on her breasts and told the guys to come have a taste. Her parents must be proud.

Blind Item #8

This B list mostly television actor at this point had some success early on in his career and that success has brought someone back from his past again. This B- list mostly television actress knows a bunch of stuff about the actor and hates him for it and is happy to share it all to the people she works with which is why he refuses to shoot scenes the same days this actress is on set.

Friends With No Laugh Track

Blind Item #7

This barely A list mostly movie actor who probably ruined his shot at long term A recently brought home a woman to his place after picking her up at an event. When they got to his place she started to service him orally and he said it was awful and she was awful at it and kicked her out and told her not to come back until she got better. Nice guy.

Off Topic

My meals yesterday consisted entirely of french fries. All different kinds. No other food was eaten.

Blind Items Revealed

October 15, 2013

This married American Idol alum was having sex with her B list mostly television co-star's boyfriend the last few weeks the show was on the air.

Katharine McPhee

Four For Friday- This Is Freaky

The last Friday in January. The last day of January. On Sunday I will have a few posts up for the Super Bowl if you are looking for a place to discuss the game or the commercials. I will be blogging here all weekend with breaking news and blinds and reveals. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer.

I suppose since it is Friday that if you are going to have something freaky it should be on this day. This is a strange one. Back in the day this celebrity was A list with his group. He tried to go solo but it isn't working very well. Apparently he is getting back together with the old group which had a few number one songs. Our singer has been working on a solo album for about three years. He has spent millions of record company money with not much to show for it. Part of the problem is his love of pot. There is barely a moment he is awake that he does not have some close at hand to smoke or actually smoking. His other problem is that he is addicted to porn stars. He prefers washed up porn stars because he says they try harder. He loves ones in their late 30's and early 40's with makeup that is layers deep. He says it is because it complements what he tries to do. Our singer loves dressing up like a woman and tries to model himself after the porn stars. He says there is nothing like dressing like a woman while having sex with a woman. He moved in with one of the porn stars for a few weeks when he was hiding from his manager and spent the entire time dressed as a woman. When his manager finally caught up with the singer he burned all the women's clothes and wigs and has kept him virtually locked up in the recording studio so get the record finished. Snoop did a track with the singer. Maybe it will be good.

Your Turn

Super Bowl pick? Not going to watch?

Blind Items Revealed

October 15, 2013

This former A list mostly movie actor who has turned to television as he has aged but not become less attractive was chastised this past week during intermission of a play in NYC. The actor was told that his behavior with his much much younger female companion did not go unnoticed and was not appreciated. Apparently our actor was getting a some manual attention during the performance and it didn't go down well with the person doing the berating. Our actor apologized and said it wouldn't happen again.

Jeff Goldblum

Blind Items Revealed

October 14, 2013

This former C- list mostly television actress who moved to A list reality star who has moved down to C list reality star and soon will be a C list actress again was trying to get a table at a restaurant the other night without a reservation. She was with five other people. The restaurant was booked and people were already waiting. Our diva was told there would be a 45 minute wait. She did the whole do you know who I am thing and the host said he knew exactly who she was and if it was up to him he would make her wait double that amount just because of how horrible her acting is. Our actress walked out in a huff.

Tori Spelling

Blind Items Revealed

October 14, 2013

This unemployed Real Housewife and her child support challenged significant other didn't seem to have any problems negotiating the purchase of an $18,000 painting last night. He will probably want another reduction soon. He can't afford to be shelling out that kind of money for a painting and pay child support.

Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley 

Blind Item #6

This B- list mostly television actress from a hit network show starring one of my favorites was overheard on the phone screaming at her boyfriend because he wouldn't pay for a private jet flight for her. Apparently she had to take a flight that didn't have a first class section. She screamed and yelled for 20 minutes. Eventually she took two flights and went 500 miles out of her way just so she could fly first class.

Blind Item #5

This former B list reality star turned C list celebrity and now back to sometime reality star/ B list celebrity is being investigated for hiding money that her former B list rapper boyfriend had her hold for him. He is going to jail and she might not be far behind.

Blind Item #4

This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who is on a hit network ensemble show recently filmed her first big film role. She says that the B- list mostly movie actor who was the lead in the film overdosed at least twice during filming. Considering how much drama he has caused while promoting his latest film because of his drug use, the overdose thing isn't surprising.

Blind Item #3

This A+ list mostly movie actress disappeared for a few months because she had a plastic surgery that went wrong and had to stay in hiding until her body could heal enough to repair the previous damage.

Blind Item #2

This A list reality host from a very hit show was spotted in a Starbucks holding hands with the significant other of this former B list mostly television actress turned celebrity with A++ list name recognition.

Amanda Knox Gives First Interview After New Guilty Verdict

An Italian court yesterday reversed the acquittal of Amanda Knox and found her guilty of murder after a different Italian court had previously convicted her before another court overturned those convictions. Now, yet another Italian court must confirm the verdicts. Crazy. Amanda is in the US and as long as she continues to stay in the US will never be extradited to Italy. Her former boyfriend was in Italy for the trial and was stopped at the Austrian border trying to flee the country. Amanda was on Good Morning American to talk about the new verdict.
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Blind Item #1

This B- list mostly movie actress with a famous last name did the walk of shame this week at 3am from the hotel suite of this married NFL owner. Even had her heels in her hand.

Kardashian Free February

Tomorrow is February 1st. This will be the third annual Kardashian Free February on the site and if you are on Twitter I encourage you to follow the example and also hashtag posts with #KFF. If your life revolves around the existence of the family then you will be out of luck for the next 28 days. Beginning tomorrow there will be no use by me of the following words, phrases or names:

Kardashian
Jenner
West
Odom
Disick
Yeezus
Which of the Kardashian/Jenner men would make the best looking woman?
If you are going to make the most boring celebrity sex tape on the planet who would you pick other than Kim Kardashian?
Have any of the Kardashians ever gone into a Sears store when not paid to do so?
Will Robert Kardashian ever sell a pair of socks?
Is it a really bad thing to be living out of your car if your car costs more than some people's homes?
When Kanye and Kim break up will she run to 50 Cent?
Who would fill up E!'s programming if Ray J had dated someone else?
How many of the Kardashian women do you think Joe Francis has had sex with?
Will Bruce Jenner make a sex tape? As a man or woman? Would you watch it?