Saturday, February 15, 2014

Brandi Glanville Blind Item #3

NBA star who is best friends with another NBA star who was married for 72 days to a reality starlet. (Kris Humphries, anyone?)

“He was six feet eleven,” Glanville brags. “…The energy between us was out of control and even the simplest gestures became sexual.”

“We couldn’t keep our hands off each other,” she remembers. “…By the time I was on my third glass of wine and he was on this third potato vodka, the heat was turning up. His hand found its way under the table and up my dress. … It was on like Donkey Kong.”

On the way to his place, “We made out like teenagers every time the car hit a traffic light or stop sign,” she writes. “His fingers were all sorts of ways up my dress … ’You have to pull over,’ I said with heavy breath…”

“When the car was finally in park, I tried to get on top of him,” she explains, “but it was not working in this tiny car.”

And so, she admits, they had sex on the hood of his car by the side of the road.

Brandi Glanville Blind Item #2

Another hookup with an addiction issue was “the fallen star,” “one of the most attractive men I’d ever laid eyes on,” Glanville writes, with “sparkly aqua-colored eyes, more tousled brown hair, and large chiseled arms covered in tattoos.”

Aware of his history of addiction, Glanville says she only dated him after seeing AA slogans on his Facebook page. All seemed to be going well until one night she met him at a party and he was drinking a beer.

“There were so many things wrong with this, it’s not even funny,” she says. “But he said [it was ok] so calmly and matter-of-factly, I indulged him for that one evening. I’ve known a few people close to me who struggle with addiction, and although I had never heard this ‘just the tip’ method with drugs and alcohol, I didn’t want to make a scene at this party.”

But Glanville says she also “didn’t want to seem supportive of these habits,” and left. For the next three days, she claims, he was “radio silent.”

“He went on a three-day coke-field bender with a bunch of his old friends,” she says. Not long after, he went to rehab, and is now married with at least one child, and Glanville says she believes he is “going to be okay.”

Brandi Glanville Blind Item #1

Brandi Glanville has a new book where she talks about guy she had sex with but doesn't name names. Not sure why.

Actor/rapper/political hopeful

“He was the most gorgeous man I’d ever seen,” Glanville says. “Tall, dark, and handsome with milk chocolate skin, luscious lips, and the sort of chiseled abs you could see through his T-shirt.”

The first night they met, “I immediately recognized him from one of my favorite TV shows,” she says.

When they first hooked up, she was happy to discover that “His manhood was enormous — the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae. It was so large that he had to special-order condoms just to fit him.”

“But there was one problem I couldn’t seem to get over,” she reveals. “He was a huge f*cking stoner. … Every time he smoked, his ego seemed to inflate and I felt like I was just there as a sounding board for all his grandiose dreams. Acting, he explained, wasn’t his end goal. After winning his first Oscar (For either acting or producing, he wasn’t quite sure yet) and becoming a Grammy Award-winning recording artist, he planned to become a politician.”

Glanville admits she eventually smoked pot with him to try to bridge the gap, but their relationship fizzled.


Blind Item #3

This C list celebrity who is more famous for being the girlfriend of this A list tool who should be in jail is being investigated by the police for shoplifting from Mont Blanc. I guess she is a fan of pens.

Blind Items Revealed

November 15, 2013

"She f**ked to get her Oscar so f**k her."

Ancient A list comedienne/B list talk show host trash talking this A list mostly movie actress who is in a huge franchise after the actress said bad things about the comedienne.

Joan Rivers about Jennifer Lawrence

Blind Items Revealed

November 14, 2013

This B list actor who was A list back in the day but is so much more well known today thanks not only to a franchise but an A+ list family member is happy to show up at your event. When he arrives he expects his money in an envelope and then you should introduce him to the no more than 25 year old woman who will be accompanying him that night. The whole night. Our actor tries to make sure he works at least three events a week which is pretty good for a guy his age.

Jon Voight

Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2013

This celebrity chef might be the fastest at making his excuses. He has been in the space before for cheating on his wife, but this comes from one of his many women who says, "I never met a guy who wanted out of my place faster. Right before he would finish he would look at his watch and tell me he was late and he would actually start pulling up his pants (he never completely took them off. Ever.) while he was finishing. He would finish and in the same motion he lifted up and off of me, grabbed his shirt and his shoes off the floor and as he hit the door would say thanks and he would text later."

Of course it will be revealed. Who wouldn't want to know this?

Gordon Ramsay

Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2013

This C list host who is a former C list reality star who has A list name recognition because she had an A+ list boyfriend has been calling paps to take photos of her with various products in hopes one of the companies will want to pay her to endorse them. Apparently the rich guy she thought was going to work out didn't. He went with someone much younger.

Stacy Keibler

Blind Items Revealed

January 21, 2013

This B- list all movie actress has been in the closet since she burst on the scene a few years ago and was crowned the next it girl. Her lover at the time wanted the actress to come out publicly because she thought it would be great for the career of the actress. Then the lover was going to out our actress on her own, but was talked out of it. The actress was spotted canoodling with another woman over the weekend and if the lover finds out, this could spell a very public outing for the actress.

Ellen Page

Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2013

This forever A list diva interacted as little as possible with this current A list celebrity/singer/diva in training who wanted to hang out with the superstar. The superstar told her to come back in a few years when she had not been copying someone and when she was off the drugs and off the shock. I'm guessing shock meant shock value.  Would make sense.

Barbra Streisand/Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed

March 18, 2013

It was not that long ago that this almost A list mostly television actor was still trying to make it look like he dated women. He liked the impression that he was a ladies man and he got that impression by dating woman after woman. He dated so many women because there was never any third date love if you get my drift. He would just date them until he could not hide it anymore and then move on. Meanwhile, women all over the world would follow each of these changes and hope they would be next. He finally has settled down. Of course the person he settled down with has never actually even pretended to date a guy and everyone was fairly certain she would just come out. She is a B list actress. Mostly movies. I think I am being generous in giving her a B. She might be closer to a C. The couple claims they fell in love and can't be separated from each other. Well, she has a girlfriend so there must be some separation sometime. He is not currently seeing any guys and is extremely hesitant to ever do so except when he is out of the country and in very controlled circumstances. I'm not sure why they decided to go this route. It is confusing, especially on her part because she was so close to coming out. Publicity? That could be. Her old girlfriend knew a lot about publicity.

Actor - Think very hit television show
Actress- Ellen Page
Old girlfriend - Clea DuVall

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned pin up turned I will show up for money celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Spanish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining.

Pamela Anderson

Blind Items Revealed

November 22, 2013

This actress is an Academy Award nominee/winner. Excellent actress. Still very young. Quiet. Trying to pry a personal answer from her is just not going to happen. Those boyfriends of hers just fade away when the press of the movie does. Always funny how they seem to tie together. She doesn't like to do that but feels forced. She likes to stay silent like Jodie Foster. The thing is she dates women who have only come out. She has no interest in other closeted women which makes things much more difficult. Plus she is not exactly the most open person even to her lovers. This was the reason she recently split with the woman who gave our actress her biggest break to date. Casting couch? Not so much casting couch as our actress heard about the role and then went in for the kill with the producer a few months before casting and by the time casting came around our actress was the only choice. Our actress is not friendly enough or popular enough to be automatically be lined up with certain roles so she might be forced to eventually open up or come out.

Ellen Page

Blind Item #2

This A list singer/celebrity who is really close to that B+ line drank a half bottle of vodka in about 30 minutes while waiting for her flight. Hunkered down in a corner with sunglasses on she had a waiter in the airport lounge doing non-stop laps bringing her drinks while another airline employee kept away interested people.

Blind Item #1

These two actresses/former co-stars hate each other. One is a B list mostly television actress on a struggling network show. The other is a B+ list mostly television actress who goes from one hit project to the next. Apparently the B lister, who used to be an A lister is jealous of the B+ lister and used to treat her like crap. It also doesn't help that another former co-star who is always willing to stir up trouble and desperate for parts whispers things in each of their ears.

Farrah Abraham And The $1M Lie Detector Test

Over the past few weeks Farrah Abraham said that she has been raped multiple times. She has been drugged. She has been abused. She also insists she had a boyfriend who was going to the show Couples Therapy with her but that he got cold feet. She also continues to say that the sex tape she made was stolen and that James Deen was her boyfriend. That is a whole lot of statements that most people don't believe. What is sad is that if she was raped and drugged we don't believe her because of all her other lies. She hasn't gone more than a week without getting caught in a lie. She lies about her drinking and drugs. She lies about getting paid for things. She lies when she doesn't even need to lie.

Vivid, the porn company that distributes her sex tape has called her out on the lies and offered Farrah $1M to take and pass a lie detector test. If she fails, she would give up all the money for any future royalties on her tape. No way she takes the deal. Ever. If she does, she is even more stupid because even if she is honest while taking the test she will have to admit she previously lied.

Ellen Page Comes Out As Gay

In a speech yesterday in Las Vegas, Ellen Page came out as gay. "I’m here today because I am gay. And because maybe I can make a difference. To help others have an easier and more hopeful time. Regardless, for me, I feel a personal obligation and a social responsibility."

"I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission. I suffered for years because I was scared to be out. My spirit suffered, my mental health suffered and my relationships suffered. And I’m standing here today, with all of you, on the other side of all that pain."

Good for her. For those of you who are good at blinds this has obviously been known to you for a long time. It isn't like she didn't have girlfriends and people in LA didn't see her with girlfriends. I'm glad she can be who she is now and not have to do what a publicist or studio thinks is best for her career.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Sylvester Stallone at the premiere of Rocky: The Musical.

Benedict Cumberbatch out with a couple of flight attendants.
Blake Lively has a PUH.
Elizabeth Banks takes a gargling selfie.
Eva Longoria is wearing makeup today.
Honey Boo Boo and a box of chocolates. Probably reciting Forrest Gump lines.
Hilaria Baldwin does yoga with her kid.
Jessica Brown Findlay at the premiere of her new movie with
Colin Farrell.

Random Photos Part Four

Jessica Biel back in the day on a red carpet.

Jimmy Fallon when he modeled for Calvin Klein.
January Jones and her ride.
This is a Valentine's Day card from Jake Gyllenhaal. What do you suppose is inside?
Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Lange on the set of their new movie.
Kate Beckinsale and Pink doing yoga for charity.
Kate Mara at the House Of Cards premiere.
Robin Wright and
Kevin Spacey were also there.

Random Photos Part Three - Fashion Week

Sarah Paulsen

Anna Kendrick
Kelly Rutherford
Kim Basinger
Katie Holmes
Freida Pinto
Anna Wintour, Lupita Nyong'o, Naomi Watts
Beyonce getting her drink on at
a party hosted by Solange.

Random Photos Part Two

Kylie Minogue is all smiles headed to her flight.

Kate Middleton looks amazing for the second time this week while
her husband and brother-in-law practice their feats of strength.
Kristen Stewart's hat says Surprise Them. I'm anxious to see the surprise.
Lea Michele gets her jog on.
Mischa Barton all alone the night before Valentine's Day.
Michael Buble gives his wife a lift in a stroller.
Michelle Rodriguez enjoys a smoke in Beverly Hills.
Meryl Streep at another premiere for her movie minus Julia Roberts.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Mena Suvari would like you to know that the big ring on her finger is not an engagement ring.

Rumer Willis ripped her dress but still went shopping.
Simon Cowell in London before the baby news got him packing back to New York.
Selena Gomez headed to Woodstock.
The giant Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover in front of Jimmy Kimmel.
Taylor Swift foes grocery shopping dressed glam and in heels but wants you to know this wasn't planned.
Vanessa Hudgens does a little grocery shopping of her own.
Will Ferrell enjoys the Lakers cheerleaders.
Zach Braff making money for Woody Allen.

Blind Item #11

This B list former reality star who has been in some high profile relationships with kids from each and managed to stay in the limelight despite not doing much in her life had botox serum and needles taken from her when she tried to take them through airport security yesterday. As rich as she is you would think someone else would be doing it for her.

Blind Item #10

This former B list mostly television actress who will probably be an A list celeb until she dies is filming a commercial out of the country. Yesterday she got so blitzed shooting it that they couldn't shoot anything but she did take off all her clothes for the crew and walked around like that for a good ten minutes.

Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Want To Go On A Date With You

If you want a chance at a double date with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon all you have to do is donate $10 to either Matt or Ben's favorite charity. The two took shots at each other in this two minute video to raise money for their respective charities and it is a pretty fun way to conduct a pledge drive. You have to donate by February 18th to qualify for the contest.

Blind Item #9

This B list celebrity/reality star paid two women $10K each and another woman an undisclosed amount to keep quiet about their previous sexual relationships. That virginity claim needed to be protected to ensure the big payday and the paydays in the future from his prospective employer who loves that he stayed a virgin until he was married.

Off Topic

Dinner reservation for one tonight was not that hard.

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This B list mostly television actor who is very good looking and stars on a huge hit cable show was supposed to have a girlfriend. Apparently not. I can't think of another reason why the actor has been to five events the past five nights and taken home a different woman each night. Last night it took him under two minutes to have someone glued to him. Two minutes!!

Joe Manganiello

Four For Friday - Kindness

It is Friday and also happens to be Valentine's Day. I will be home in the basement alone all weekend because mom and dad have gone on a trip. I didn't want to know any other details. Somethings are better left unsaid. I will be here all weekend with lots of blinds and reveals and breaking news. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor was in a big franchise. Since then he has been hanging on to his A list status by a thread. The kids at his former school love the actor though because he spent $500K of his own money to pay for the rebuilding of the school's theatre which had to be demolished. He even has agreed to act in the first play the school puts on when the building is finished sometime later this year.

Your Turn

How about sending out some Valentine's Day to the one you love and if you don't have anyone to love then do what I do. Eat bacon and then buy a bunch of half-priced chocolate tomorrow and eat yourself silly over the weekend. Because of the holiday you get an extra day to do it.

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This still barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress has been in a two month relationship with another couple. The actress met them at a bar two months ago and the trio have been inseparable and have even taken their relationship public to an extent by eating out and going to clubs together while she has been dodging recent news reports about her friendship with another actor.

Cameron Diaz

Bethenny Frankel's Talk Show Has Been Canceled

Bethenny Frankel is going to have to find a new way to try and make money and to stay famous. That is what she really wants. The show will stay on the air until May and will probably end up featuring guests that no one else wants. It actually stayed on the air a little longer than I thought it would but she was doomed because she just couldn't get the name guests and wasn't liked by her staff or her bosses. Oh, or the vast majority of the viewing public which is kind of a necessity if you want people to choose your show among all the alternatives.

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This used to be A list rap star who has been washed up for about a decade despite that A list name got a welcome home present from his friends who hired a hooker to service the former A lister while they all were at dinner together over the weekend. Private room. The hooker stayed under the table for an hour before leaving.

Ja Rule

A Reader Almost Becomes A Real Housewife

Two weeks ago a long time reader from this site wrote on her own site about how she almost became a Real Housewife from Orange County. Judging by what she wrote on her site, I think the world has missed out on something that would have been a lot of fun. Here is a sample of what she wrote, and you can read the rest here. 

"Just before Thanksgiving I spoke with the casting team in charge of Real Housewives of Orange County. An agent called me at the suggestion of a friend. I went through a few interviews and sent in the requested photo proof I have a family, actually live in a home, drive a car, and I am a woman. They were moving quickly to hire two new women, they explained. But I never heard back. My sister said it was probably because they had another kind of person in mind. My husband said it was because I don’t have enough plastic in my face. I would have asked my therapist, but I haven’t seen her in months. To be honest I’d like to think I would have brought some sass.

MY BIO: Kate is a 36-year-old mother of three children under the age of 4. She’s a media consultant for lawyers by day and a frustrated comedy writer covering pop culture by night. Unlike some of the previous husbands who say they are entrepreneurs (cough Bellino) Kate’s actually is one. For the last two years his software company has been listed on Forbes list of America’s Most Promising Companies. In their non-existent free time they take turns sleep training their new baby, eating take-out, and trying to finish House of Cards from Netflix. Her inner circle includes her sister who thinks she should spend more money on facials, her friends who also have kids, and the guy who baby proofed her house who believes they are spiritual soul mates."

Blind Item #8

This A+ list diva made workers wait for two hours yesterday in the cold because she decided she wasn't ready for a photo. She made one of her assistants travel around the city looking for a special nail polish. Two hours later the assistant was successful. The diva wore gloves during the shoot.

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable television show has tried her hands at movies too. The actress was found slumped on the floor of a restaurant last night with some pills in hand. She was helped up and she said she was fine but she was fairly incoherent. The manager of the place wanted her to sign a release but she just got out of the bathroom and restaurant as soon as she could.

Blind Item #6

This former B list mostly television actress who can't seem to get a break on a good television show after being on one of the best probably deserves to be C list now, but I like her so she remains B list. She is also about to split with her significant other after she caught him cheating for the umpteenth time.

Blind Item #5

This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She says that he tried to blame it on her.

Farrah Abraham Made $100K Last Quarter For Her Porn

A year after her sex tape was released, Farrah Abraham is still cashing in big on royalties which means people are still spending a lot of money to watch her have sex. According to TMZ, the former Teen Mom pulled in just under $100K for the most recent quarter in royalty sales. That is a whole lot of money for a video made a year ago. Most big name porn stars don't even make that much money in a year and that is working every week filming scene after scene. That is why celebrity sex tapes continue to be sold and why a lot of celebrities see it as not just a trick to stay famous but also to make a ton of money. Considering how much money Farrah is making from each of these videos you would think she would be embracing it instead of pretending it never existed. I think we all wish it never existed but it does. Farrah has been burning through her royalty money almost as fast as it comes in and in a year or so when the money finally stops rolling in she is going to probably be forced to film several others or drastically reduce the amount of money she spends. Oh, or get one of those rich guys she dates to marry her. Would you want to be the one to marry her?