Saturday, March 08, 2014

Blind Item #8

This great looking foreign born married A list mostly television actor never met a woman he wouldn't cheat on his wife with and does so multiple times each week yet has never been caught. Apparently the women all are hoping for a repeat performance so keep quiet.

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2013

This A+list celebrity with A+ list name recognition also thinks of himself as an actor. He isn't very good. He also isn't very nice to people. He went to Hawaii not that long ago and took some of his employees with him. Instead of a vacation he said they were working and they should treat it just like they were back home. He spent the days on the beach and having fun and he kept them working almost 24 hours a day back in a hotel conference room and only let them sleep and have meal breaks. He treats his fans worse.

Justin Timberlake

Blind Item #7

This actress is the definition of B list. Great actress who does television and movies and does them both frequently and well. She is on a network show right now and is in a new movie. The one thing she doesn't do is eat and when she had to change for several press events for her new movie people got a glimpse at her frame. One big bone and someone literally gasped when they saw her bare upper body. No one is sure how she is alive.

Blind Items Revealed

October 4, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list mostly television actress has about C list when it comes to acting talent. Oh she also has an A sized ego. She says that the only actor who didn't hit on her while filming was this A list mostly movie actor who teams up with the same group of people frequently. She says he was so whacked out on drugs that he didn't even know his character's name most of the time. This was one of her highest grossing movies of the past decade probably because the guy was wasted. Maybe she should try it.

Katherine Heigl/Seth Rogen

Blind Item #6

This very well known, very married, B- list mostly movie actor is set to start a new film and is already having sex with this barely in her teens B- list mostly movie actress who looks like she is in her 20's except when she is seen in her most famous film role.

Blind Items Revealed

October 7, 2013

Apparently this male half of a national morning talk show was walking a little funny this morning. His girlfriend is known as the pegging queen as her ex-husband and another boyfriend can attest to so maybe she got out of hand this weekend.

Nicole Murphy/Michael Strahan

Blind Item #5

This A+ list rapper/celebrity/everything had a long talk with the husband of this A list singer/celebrity with the great voice. Our A+ lister told the guy that cheating was fine but he was being too wild and crazy about it and people were talking and he was making his wife look bad which the A+ lister doesn't want. So, the A+lister hooked up the husband with someone who will be very discreet and will always be available.

Blind Items Revealed

October 8, 2013

This B list actor from a hit show that just ended and drove him down from A- to B and not just because the last show sucked so bad either admitted to his ex-wife that he cheated on her throughout their marriage and not just the one that everyone knows about. He said that he cheated on their honeymoon when he got recognized at a bar and the wife had gone to bed. Beach sex and then back to the hotel bed with the new wife.

Michael C. Hall

Blind Item #4

This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now an A- lister because of his name learned the same thing that this A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned. There is an exercise company that specializes in providing women on both coasts to fulfill certain fetishes and all that is required is that you get photographed in a class or leaving a class or wearing the t-shirt.

Blind Items Revealed

October 4, 2013

About two years ago this actor was right there at A list. The his first solo film came out and bombed and he has steadily dropped to a B-. No franchise to keep him artificially boosted. His latest movie was supposed to be his return to A list but his acting is so bad that the script had to be revised and he is being edited out of as much of it as possible while still using his name to sell it.

Taylor Lautner

Blind Item #3

This former B+ list mostly television actress was berated in front of her friends for twenty minutes because the actress had gone out and used the dog walker to walk the dog when her husband had specifically instructed her to walk the dog.

Blind Items Revealed

October 2, 2013

This former A+ list singer of a strangely named group who is now probably a B+ lister who will remain there forever has a 19 year old boyfriend and he makes the teen call the singer grandpa. How is that a turn on?

Michael Stipe

Blind Item #2

This A+ list celebrity/singer not named Rihanna is about to have a serious PR problem. Apparently there is a phone recording of her booking agent turning down $250K for a 30 minute show for a charity which is what Beyonce was offered and who is doing it for free. The booking agent can be heard saying that he just got off the phone with the A+ lister and that she won't play for less than $2M. He then used a bunch of derogatory terms for the mentally challenged people that the show is for and said they cost extra.

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly movie actress who is only a B because of a certain franchise is about to get canned from her latest movie. Apparently she is truly awful in the movie so far and has no chemistry with the co-star and the director wants to know again why she was cast. Hint. It rhymes with Fasting Bouch. Apparently there is still a chance to save it but she needs to go now.

Tina Fey Didn't Want To Include Lindsay Lohan In Mean Girls Reunion

Lindsay Lohan was not Tina Fey's first choice to star in Mean Girls and Tina is not a fan of Lindsay at all. When news broke this week that Tina was planning a Mean Girls reunion the story was that Lindsay ran into Tina Fey and Tina told Lindsay about the reunion. That is not exactly what happened. Apparently another cast member from the movie told someone on Jimmy Fallon's staff who then confirmed it with Tina Fey and Tina and Lindsay had a phone call because Tina was cornered and had no choice. Tina hates that the movie is always associated with Lindsay Lohan like Lindsay was the only actress in the movie. Lindsay's fans always point to the movie as an example of great acting by Lindsay. No, it was great writing and she got to play herself and wasn't whacked out on drugs 24/7 and thinking highly of herself. Justin Timberlake looks great on SNL and doing skits with Fallon but he is not a good actor. There are good fits. Bill Cosby is a great stand up comedian and great on television. If you put him in a movie he is going to be awful unless it is with Sydney Poitier and Sydney could make Verne Troyer look like an Academy Award winning actor. Lindsay Lohan was an ok actress. Tina hates that when the movie is mentioned that Lindsay's name comes first and planned a reunion that would have shown off the best parts of the cast not named Lindsay.

Selena Gomez Is An Idiot

Not only does Selena Gomez need a few months of rehab and someone to make sure she actually does go out on tour this time, she also needs someone to tell her she looks like an idiot for getting back together with Justin Bieber. The two were spotted in Texas together yesterday and have not been apart from each other. Oh, except for when Justin had some strippers and hookers come service him and his friends while Selena waited her turn. Actually I don't think that happened this time, but it will and it has and she just lets it happen. Selena has no self respect and no self-esteem. She lets a twelve year old kid tell her what to do and she keeps coming back to him. Does she really think she can't do better than a guy who likes getting wasted off cough syrup? That is such a loser way to get wasted. Now, if Justin sat down and had shots of whiskey or tequila I would have more respect for him. He is the guy who goes to a party and everyone else is drinking hard liquor and he asks if there is any peppermint schnapps and gets drunk off one drink and then wants to fight everyone before he pukes all over himself and you have to call his mother to pick him up and take him home.

Friday, March 07, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Billy Baldwin heads over to Alec Baldwin's house to see if he needs help moving.

Brooklyn Decker makes a rare appearance in the photos.
Chris Noth and his baby bump.
David Beckham tries his hand at soccer/volleyball.
David Duchovny poses with a fan in NYC after returning from London.
Dakota Fanning travels with her own pillow.
Diane Kruger has been working out twice a day so must have something about to film.

Random Photos Part Four

Steven Spielberg and Ed Burns co-directing a movie.

Emma Watson hanging out with a friend in London.
The Olsen twins hit Fashion Week in Paris.
Hilaria Baldwin shows Alec his birthday present.
Heidi Klum wanders through the airport.
Johnny Depp borrowed the hat from Samuel L Jackson.
Chris O'Dowd and James Franco flank Leighton Meester while promoting their new play.
Jake Gyllenhaal in Rome after eating dinner with a blonde woman.

Random Photos Part Three

Jennifer Hudson in London.

Jennifer Lopez out promoting her new single or Idol or something.
Kate Beckinsale all dressed up to present an award to Ben Kingsley.
That is Kristen Stewart wondering where her PUH is for her movie with
Julianne Moore.
Kendra Wilkinson at a park in Malibu.
This is how I like to see Lindsay Lohan.
She is far too happy here. Must have stolen something.

Random Photos Part Two

That's not Miley Cyrus' hand, it's a new sex toy.

Minka Kelly shopping for picture frames.
Maria Menounos spends another day under the withering stares of Mario Lopez.
Aaron Paul and his wife out promoting his new movie.
Imogen Poots and
Dominic Cooper also star in the movie.
Betsy Brandt was just there for moral support and a photo op.
Pamela Anderson out for another day in front of the cameras.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Pink hangs out with the family at the beach.

Rosario Dawson heads out of LAX.
Ron Livingston is Elvis. No belly though.
Long time no see in the photos for Scott Foley.
Sara Gilbert filming her show in LA.
Scarlett J is in Paris and hiding a baby bump.
Sarah Jessica Parker has her own shoe line. Wants to adopt more kids to make them for her.
Tom Brady shows off his Patriot.

Blind Item #9

This former A list mostly television actress has come a long way down from her peak. She was on two hit television shows that were both long running and now she just stays inside smoking meth waiting for a phone call from her agent to get parts which don't exist for her right now. She was really upset at what happened recently for some of her co-stars.

Blind Item #8

This B list reality star from an A list network reality show is dating a celebrity someone who won't be legal for awhile. He doesn't seem to care though and her parents don't either. The guy is almost twice her age. Just strange.

What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners

This is amazing.

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actor who is A list only because of a recent indie film and should be B+ is telling everyone close to him that he is leaving his wife for his B list actress co-star. That went from just sex to something a whole lot more interesting really fast.

Off Topic

Apparently the next superfood is coconut so I am all set. I have bags of Mounds scattered all over my office and basement.

Blind Items Revealed

June 20, 2013

This A list celebrity got her fame from a musical group. I hesitate to use the word singing, because I'm not sure it was not all computer generated. Anyway, she has continued to make news for years and not just for her other projects, but also because of her very dirty mouth. During a break in taping on her new show she told her fellow A list reality star that her ex had the smallest d**k she had ever seen and that her current significant other has the largest she has ever seen. Her co-star said that she has the opposite problem. Went from really big to not much there at all.

Mel B/Eddie Murphy
Heidi Klum/Seal

Four For Friday - The Couple

It is Friday. If you are not around this weekend because you celebrate springing forward by getting drunk or going on a spiritual retreat I understand. Please wear sunscreen. The LA marathon is this weekend which means I will be trapped inside and unable to go anywhere for fear of being run over by a horde of runners or stuck trying to cross a street that can't be crossed for several hours. So, I will stay inside and blog for everyone. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I would love that and can be found @entylawer.

Neither of the participants in this blind item have previously appeared in this space. Kind of surprising for both actually. The actress in this blind is C+ list based on what you have seen her in but she has had a very B list career. The last couple of years have been very good to her. One of her issues has always been that she is always willing to sell stories about her co-stars and isn't shy about them knowing so she ends up not working very long at each job. She doesn't really care though because she has a mentor/protector who not only provides employment to our actress on a frequent basis but is also the only person he trusts to bring in for threesomes when he is with another woman. He famously broke up with an A list actress because she didn't like his threesome fixture. The A lister was up for it just not with this particular actress. Our mentor is an actor. A bit of everything actually. A list in everything he does and A+ list in lots of others. He literally does it all in the entertainment business Although his mentee doesn't live with him she does come over to his place almost everyday and if he is not involved with another woman usually sleeps with him. Heck, even if he is involved with another woman the pair will still have sex on the nights he is not with his current fling. Flings are what they all turn out to be because no one can put up with the other woman. The one who will pop in at 4am and have a conversation with the mentor while the girlfriend of the week is naked and trying to sleep on the other side of the bed. It is a crazy relationship but the two wouldn't have it any other way.

Your Turn

Have you ever run a marathon? Any kind of race? Watched one?

Blind Items Revealed

June 19, 2013

This former B list mostly movie actress turned C list mostly bad television actress has a huge say in how her ex runs his life. It turns out that our actress is the one who has to approve who her ex sleeps with and how much he can spend on other activities. Other being defined as illegal. Apparently he listens to her and does everything she says. Another tidbit is that she has been known to occasionally, very occasionally, still have sex with him and that he lives for those days.

Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen (Certainly gone downhill from all of this)

Blind Items Revealed

June 13, 2013

This B list reality star from multiple shows stays in separate hotel rooms when he and his girlfriend go on the road. He also makes sure they are on separate floors. He says it is because he needs to prepare for what they are on the road for whether it be press or meeting fans, but it is so he can talk to the women he is cheating with in private. The girlfriend does not even put up a fight. They both have someone else in their lives, but are trying to stick it out to get a nice big paycheck even if it means getting married and then divorced a few months later.

Sean Lowe

Blind Items Revealed

July 15, 2013

This B+ list celebrity has been accused of cheating on his B list celebrity girlfriend of many years. He keeps getting away with it though because he takes her with him almost everywhere he goes and is a perfect gentleman. It is the times he does not take her. Every single one of those times he has someone ready to go.

Enrique Iglesias/Anna Kournikova

Blind Items Revealed

June 14, 2013

This A list diva and C list talent at everything else she does and she does a lot tried to trade up recently in the boyfriend department. She has been working on hooking up with this A list celebrity/contributor/seemingly everywhere and finally got her chance and the pair hooked up for an entire weekend. When she asked him when they could see each other again, he said he would see her all the time, just not in bed as she was too old for him and he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down. So, she went back to her D lister who is just grateful to have her back.

Jennifer Lopez/Pitbull

Blind Items Revealed

June 11, 2013

This B list mix of movie and television actress who made her fame from a hit television show spent three straight days locked in her room drinking non-stop except for occasionally coming out to scream at people who she deemed were making too much noise. I would not want to live in that house but some have no choice.

January Jones

Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back

Remember back in the day when Hilary Duff was a big Disney star on Lizzie McGuire? She was the Hannah Montana before Hannah turned into who she turned into today. Maybe if Hilary had gone the twerking and drugging/boozing route she would still be making records and movies. Anyway, back in the day when this was going on Aaron carter was also popular. I know, I know. You had his poster on your wall and you are ashamed. It is  not like people are dying to go see an Aaron Carter concert these days. To make this trip down memory lane even crazier, Lindsay Lohan was considered classy. Aaron and Hilary dated for three years and broke up when Aaron had sex with Lindsay Lohan on the back of Herbie and now all these years later Aaron wants Hilary back and says she was the love of his life. Wasn't he like twelve? This just sounds like a guy who is desperate for a reality show. As a co-worker said when she heard about Aaron wanting Hilary back, "Good f**king luck. Get a job."

Blind Item #6

This current west coast Housewife says she has sex with someone other than her husband at least once every two weeks to "keep her centered."

Blind Item #5

This B- list mostly television actress is on a very hit network show. She also has some other solo gigs that pay nicely. One problem in her perfect world. Her sister invites the boyfriend of the actress over while the actress is at work. Yeah, the two are having sex and then the boyfriend comes over at night like nothing happened.

Blind Item #4

This extremely talented actress who has been nominated/won a Golden Globe and an Emmy and was in an Oscar nominated film this year has been celibate for the past five years and says she is afraid to have sex because it might ruin the great professional streak she is on that she says is because of the celibacy.

Blind Item #3

This A list mostly movie comedic actor is married. When he showed up at a restaurant the other night in a city where he is filming with a woman who is not his wife and who was dressed like the stripper she is, our actor wanted a private room or out of the area corner booth. When the actor was given a spot next to the bar and was recognized in the first 15 seconds after sitting down he just walked out of the restaurant and left leaving the woman behind. She chased after him a few minutes later.

Dr. Burke Is Back- For One Episode

It's hard to believe it has been seven years since Isaiah Washington was fired from Grey's Anatomy. That was an interesting period in the show's history. You had Washington get fired after making homophobic comments about TR Knight which forced TR to come out. Then you had TR and Katherine Heigl both walk away from the show and neither has been the same since. I don't think Katherine and TR speak much either. She was the one who convinced him to go because she didn't want to be the only one. With Sandra Oh leaving at the end of this season Shonda Rhimes decided to bring back her old love interest who left her at the altar for one episode airing in May. It makes sense. One thing I'm wondering though is if this is a one time thing or if Isaiah will get his old job back. The guy has barely worked since being fired and only now landed a gig on the CW in a show called The 100. Shonda giving him this chance is going to open a whole lot of doors that had been closed.

Blind Item #2

This frequent guest to this section of the site is a B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show. Her dalliances with drugs and booze have been well documented here but even she has reached a new low. Our actress has been having sex with a doctor for the past couple of months in exchange for prescriptions. She has never looked worse.

Blind Item #1

This good looking B+ list mostly movie actor who also stars in television has been busted cheating on his actress wife so it is not shocking that his B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend also caught him cheating. With a friend of hers. Our actress has been trying to keep a low profile while she decides what to do about the situation. Meanwhile her actor boyfriend has still been having sex with the friend.

Kate Gosselin And The Bodyguard

If you watched the final couple of seasons of Jon And Kate Plus 8 you probably noticed the family bodyguard. Well, not really the family bodyguard since the only person the guy was interested in protecting is Kate, but he was called the family bodyguard. Throughout the years the married bodyguard has been seen with his arms around Kate and holding her hand and giving her shoulder and neck massages and even hugging her. If all of this is going on in public, what do you think is going on behind closed doors? Well, apparently they share hotel rooms together behind closed doors and go to dinner alone and order lots of room service and traveled the world alone together. For years if you ever said that you saw Kate and her bodyguard canoodling she would blast you via Twitter or send you an e-mail or if she had a couple of extra bucks to her name would have her lawyer send you a nice e-mail. She always has insisted that her bodyguard is married and happily at that. When is the last time anyone has checked? Has a reporter ever tried to interview his wife? Does he have a wife? He does have a wife but reporters get hung up on if they try and call her. Kate is always complaining about having no money but somehow manages to pay a bodyguard to be with her 24/7. Wouldn't that be one of the first things to cut? Seems kind of expensive. The three of them are in the photo above.

Kesha Is Out Of Rehab- No More $ Sign Either

After more than two months in rehab Kesha Rose as she is calling herself now has left rehab and returned to Los Angeles. Kesha spent the past few months in a Chicago area rehab center for what she said was an eating disorder. That is the same thing Demi Lovato said and has spent the past few years slowly telling people it was for everything in the world and probably an eating disorder too. Hopefully Kesha will be honest with her fans about why she was in the facility for so long. Shortly after Kesha entered rehab her mom checked into the same place and it has been a little while since we heard from her mom who probably checked in to stay close to her meal ticket. I'm not sure why mom couldn't find a different facility to go to if she had issues that needed to be dealt with. The last thing someone needs when dealing with their own issues is to have their mom right there next to them the entire time. I don't think that is a great way to get healthy. I'm glad Kesha did this the right way and stayed in so long and hopefully she is doing great now.

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Quite the cooking class with Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz.

Jay-Z dances with Beyonce at her show in London.
Bethenny and her daughter in NYC.
Billy Zane ready to get back on the Titanic again.
Carmen Electra about to get hit by a wrench for some crime reenactment. Or a FHM cover.
Ewan McGregor on the set of his new movie.
Elle Fanning at Fashion Week in Paris.
Jared Leto and
Margot Robbie were also there.