Saturday, April 12, 2014

Blind Item #8

This entertainer(singer) was A list not that long ago. Bad choices, drug use and she was gone. A one album wonder. In the past couple of years she has been in the news for her erratic behavior. Anyway, in the past few months she has been stalking her A list celebrity ex and showing up at his NYC apartment and once got past the doorman and slept in front of his apartment door.

Blind Items Revealed

May 28, 2010

#1 - This very popular female tweener who tries to portray herself as wholesome spent last night in a hotel room having sex with two of her bodyguards.

Demi Lovato

Blind Item #7

This mostly television actress has been as high as A list and as low as C list. In other words, she kind of fluctuates. She got her first big break in a television show because one of her tricks was a producer on the show and he wanted to see our actress on a daily basis. They did until she got married.

Blind Items Revealed

May 17, 2010

This former B list movie actress who is now a C, although I can't even think of a movie she has been in lately. Anyway, she was in a very recent breakup and even though it was because she couldn't get her act together, she is getting paid. It wasn't a marriage, but she is getting paid $20,000 a week to keep the secret that her ex also loved guys. If his business partners found out then he would stand to lose millions. What he didn't count on was the fact that our actress tells everyone all the time when she has been drinking or doing drugs which is frequently.

Tara Reid (Apparently the guy died in a yachting "accident" in the summer of 2010.

Blind Item #6

Prior to hooking up with Anna Kournikova, Enrique Iglesias spent some time with this A list entertainer(singer) who he dumped because of her drug use and love of female strippers.

Blind Items Revealed

August 20, 2010

#1 - This foreign born A list female singer is huge worldwide. One secret that she has tried to keep is that she had a baby when she was younger. A member of the family raises the baby and pretends the baby is theirs. Our singer was barely of age and she got pregnant by her then married record producer.

Celine Dion

Blind Item #5

Ben Affleck once had sex with this former B+ list mostly movie actress while she was married to an A list mostly movie actor. Probably why the two actors can't stand each other.

Blind Items Revealed

August 9, 2010

It wouldn't be a teen party if there was not some behavior that was unexpected. This A/B list female tweener has a squeaky reputation. I mean really squeaky and clean. Never been a blind item before and never been in trouble. Anyway, one of the cast of Glee brought a flask to the party. Actually more like a bottle. You know, just to make the night more fun. Well, our tweener has a big crush on this cast member so when he suggested she have a drink she did. Well, two hours later she was silly drunk and spent the last part of the night in the bathroom regretting the drinking. Apparently it was the first time she ever drank booze.

Miranda Cosgrove/Cory Monteith

Blind Item #4- The 80's

This very recent Academy Award winner/nominee filmed a movie back in the 80's and was accused by his co-star of sexually assaulting her during filming by penetrating her during a sex scene.

Blind Items Revealed

July 20, 2010

Lots of movie premieres last night. At one of them, this female B list reality star lit up her meth pipe as she frequently does. While she was taking a hit on it at the party, someone bumped into the door of the bathroom stall she was using. This caused our reality star to burn her almost bare breast leaving a nasty mark and necessitating a very hasty exit.

Jael Strauss

Blind Item #3 - The 90's

Back in the day this entertainer("singer") was A list. She was married to a former A list mostly movie actor but cheated on him with this still really good looking former A list mostly television actor who now makes a ton of money doing commercials.

Blind Items Revealed

July 13, 2010

This C list television and movie actress who is currently on a middling success on a network is not winning friends among the cast. She is currently dating a married producer on the show which she seems to feel gives her carte blanche to be the biggest b**tch she can to the female cast. As for the men, she flirts with them all non-stop and got one of her C+/B- list actor co-star into a huge fight with his B list movie girlfriend. The reason? Our troublemaker came into his trailer holding a towel and asked him if he could unscrew a jar of pickles. I kid you not. Pickles. Just at that moment, his girlfriend decided to pay him a visit. Absolutely no one likes her, except the boss. So, she stays.

#1 - Troublemaker: Michelle Trachtenberg
#2 - C+ cast mate: Penn Badgely
#3 - B list actress girlfriend of #2: Blake Lively

Blind Item #2

This A list mostly movie actor left his premiere early to use drugs and ended up getting hammered on booze too. By the time he made an appearance at an after party he could barely stand and left for a threesome with his male B+ list celebrity best friend and a woman they picked up. Doubt he could perform at that point.

Which Actress Still Has A Career

I'm sure someone saw this trio together and thought t themselves that if you had taken the photo a decade ago, it would have been a pretty relevant photo. Katie Holmes looks great, but her career is not so great. I blame Tom Cruise for yanking her away from a good roll she was on. Jessica Biel has dropped like a stone in the past decade and I'm not even sure how Kate Bosworth is still even floating. Who still has a career?

Blind Items Revealed

December 19, 2013

This A list reality star/producer/celebrity promised his main significant other that he wouldn't hook up with any escorts or strippers until after the new year. That promise lasted all of about three days. When she came back home after shopping she said he was gone and found out later he had gone to see a baker which is his term for a hooker.

Simon Cowell

Blind Item #1

At least two people saw this former B list mostly movie actress get passed water glasses that had been loaded up with vodka on a very recent long flight. She never ordered anything. Someone else did and then would pass her a glass filled with the booze.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Beyonce and her photoshopped thigh gap.

Cher wore this. Good for her.
Christina Hendricks broke her chair. Hope it was for a good cause.
Charlie Hunnam on the set of his new movie.
David Beckham put his shoes on in the dark.
Eric Bana still looks great.
Elizabeth Berkley and
Anna Wintour and
Barbara Walters all came out to see the child molester's new Broadway version of his movie.

Random Photos Part Four

Elle Fanning out celebrating her 16th birthday.

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield in London.
A sad looking Goopster in LA and
an ecstatic Chris Martin in NYC.
Amber Heard on the set of her new movie.
Jennifer Aniston will hopefully get a wardrobe change soon.
"Mr. Franco, I will be 18 soon and I'm willing."
Kate Middleton sails in New Zealand while
Pippa gets a random pap shot in London.

Random Photos Part Three - Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction

Carrie Underwood

Stevie!
Sheryl Crow
KISS
Cat Stevens
Peter Gabriel
Courtney Love and Michael Stipe
Bill Murray and John McEnroe
Hall And Oates
Joan Jett fronting Nirvana.

Random Photos Part Two

Jennifer Lopez in her weekly American Idol photo.

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are back hanging out again.
The one and only Louis CK
Lea Michele as Barbra Streisand.
Also on the Glee set was a ring less Naya Rivera.
Liam Neeson looks like Taken 64 is going to be a little rough on him.
Minnie Driver looks good in a bikini.
Michelle Rodriguez gets ready for Coachella.
Mena Suvari and her boyfriend.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Michelle Williams is going to need some extra postage.

Olivia Wilde walking the streets.
I don't like to play the baby bump game, but Aaron Paul's wife???
Rachel Zoe says stripes make her look slim. Umm, not eating makes her look slim.
Long time no see Ally Sheedy.
Selena Gomez hides her head in shame as she hangs out with Justin Bieber.
Snooki at a MTV Movie Awards rehearsal.
Taylor Swift and Cara Delevingne hanging out.
Then later in the day she hung out with Gracie Gold.

Blind Item #10

I'm shocked. This A+ list entertainer(singer) who will always be A list at least in the singing part of her career stayed after an exercise class twenty minutes to take photos with everyone in the class who wanted one with her. She has never done that before. Ever. She always comes in a few minutes late and leaves a few minutes early.

Bad Men

Seth Meyers is great in this.

Blind Item #9

She wasn't sick. She just had no intentions of being dragged into photo ops by her opportunistic B list celebrity mom.

Off Topic

So that Scandal finale should be pretty good.

Blind Items Revealed - Kindness

December 19, 2013

This long time whipping boy on the site and A+ list mostly movie actor gave $1000 each to ten different homeless people he came across yesterday.

Ben Affleck

Four For Friday - Traditional

The last weekend before tax day here in the US so I'm sure lots of people will be hunched over their computers feeding money to TurboTax and the like. Celebrities will forget to do it of course and then blame someone a few years from now when they get a bunch of liens. If you need an escape for a few minutes or a few hours I will be here all weekend. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

After a very long absence my accountant friend has returned and these four people all gave to charity. Some gave over $1M and one only gave $100 despite earning millions.

#1 - This former A+ list entertainer(singer) who will always be A list especially by bartenders and people who think they can play piano gave away about $5M last year to schools and programs to benefit music programs.

#2- This A+ list mostly movie actor talks a big game, but when it comes to writing checks he wrote one for $100 to a church garage sale. The actor earned well over $20M last year.

#3 - This former A list tweener is an a-hole and I still don't like him but he did manage to give away a little over $2M last year to charity and he hasn't started classifying hookers as a charity yet.

#4 - This A- list mostly television actor is on a very hit network show that he has been on a very long time. Made about $10M last year and gave $25K to charity.

Your Turn

Did you ever have a wild spring break?

Blind Items Revealed - Kindness

December 19, 2013

This B list mostly movie actress who is foreign born and gorgeous and seems to appear in only one franchise paid for an entire family to go to Disneyworld because her daughter told her the family lost their house after they lost their jobs this year. She also got the dad a job with her husband's company.

Kate Beckinsale

Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2013

She might be young, but this almost A list tween television actress/celebrity/singer is becoming quite the serial cheater. Three relationships that ended with her cheating all in the past year. Maybe she should just date.

Ariana Grande

Blind Items Revealed

December 20, 2013

This A list producer/reality show icon has a special relationship with one of his current contestants. Her boyfriend is clueless but he will figure it out very soon when he gets dumped. Hopefully she knows she will not be the only dish on the icon's tray though.

Simon Cowell

Australian PM says Sounds Are From Flight 370

Earlier today the Prime Minister of Australia says he is confident that the sounds and pings being heard by searchers are emanating from the black box of MH 370. There are reports that the black boxes have actually been found which led him to making the more qualified statement. If they have found the black box how come we have not seen any debris. Is it really possible for a plane to not breakup when landing on the ocean at night? He said that he didn't want to provide any further information until the proper authorities had been notified. I'm assuming he means the Chinese government so maybe they can tell the families of the passengers.

Blind Item #8

This foreign born B- list entertainer(singer) sometime actress says that when she is with another woman it is not cheating on her entertainer(singer) boyfriend. Well, she has been the standard in cheating in recent years so the new woman every night she is with will not be considered cheating by me either.

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actor who sometimes has been an A+ lister with his franchise was walking a little funny at his premiere the other night. Apparently he gets enemas twice a week and he went to a place he had never been before because he was in a new city and something bad happened. That's how he put it. "Something bad happened."

Mr. X Blind Items

1) Which "wife" of an A-list Oscar nominated actor drank a whole bottle of champagne at an event a few days ago in front of her husband who's trying to maintain his sobriety? Two flunkies had to physically carry her out of the place.
2) What other leading man from that sci-fi franchise is contemplating in coming out? He's just tired of the bearding.
3) Which B-list R&B songstress kept her distance at a birthday party last night from the man she still thinks had a hand in her late husband's death?
4) What former A-list diva has been stuck doing casino tours for the last few years after her last arena tour proved to be a compete disaster, burning all of the bridges she had left?
5) What eccentric pop singer is considering dropping her alter ego for good?
6) What closeted tween idol and current reality show star is already a regular at several WeHo nightspots? One establishment already has a drink named after him.
7) Which former panelist on that long running chat show might be returning, after she mended fences with her former boss?
8) What B-list couple who are against the paparazzi photographing their kids are also ones who regularly call them beforehand to stage some shots? Hypocrites.
9) What '60s blonde bombshell/mostly TV actress has been sleeping with businessmen overseas for a price?
10) What comedy legend was a complete un-PC mess at a recent Q&A session, upsetting fans who dropped some big bucks for some seats? Should we really be shocked?
11) What A-list triple threat always has people scratching their heads, wondering why such a nice guy like him ended up with a nasty b**ch of a wife?
12) Which country music legend recently had horrible looking plastic surgery on her face, which worried her PR team at first because they thought she had a stroke?

Blind Item #6

This B- list mostly movie actress is going to drop to C soon because I just don't like her. She only stays at B because of her name. Nobody likes her. Nobody. I'm not even sure her husband likes her. Anyway, she was trying to get into a building this week and there was a line of people also waiting to get in. Our actress started yelling at them to get out of her way because she is a celebrity. She tried to get security to let her in first but they said she had to wait in line to go through security like everyone else.

Blind Item #5

This C list celebrity thanks to her A list actor husband recently went under the knife to get breast implants. She thinks Playboy is her next step to achieving fame without riding the coattails of her jerk husband.

Blind Item #4

This former A+ list reality star was spotted kissing and groping this current A list reality star. Besides ticking off his significant other if he was caught, some of her family members would have especially been horrified at his choice of partners.

Brooke Mueller Has Full Custody Again

World record rehab holder Brooke Mueller now has full custody of her kids again. Radar says that a judge allowed Brooke to regain custody after completing the terms of what Child and Family Services wanted her to do. The great news for Brooke is that she won't be subject to random drug tests any longer so she can go right back to using. I want her to be sober. I hope she stays sober. It's obvious from what Denise Richards testified to previously that the twin boys are not going to turn out well. Brooke is not a good parent. Forget about the drugs and the fifty trips to rehab and doing drugs while pregnant and going to rehab multiple times while pregnant. Forget all that. How about her letting Charlie Sheen spend time with them alone? Think that is a good idea? A judge thinks it is a horrible idea for him to spend time alone with his kids with Denise. With Brooke though, it's just fine, as long as the big checks keep on coming. If you need Brooke to back stab Denise she will be happy to for money. This is the same Denise who watched your kids for you because you couldn't stay off the crack pipe. Charlie wasn't going to take care of them. Your parents didn't step up to take care of them. Denise did. So, you repay her by telling Charlie you will help him in his child support reduction case if he throws a little taste your way.

Blind Item #3

This A list mostly movie actor who was losing his A list status until a recent non-movie project vaulted him firmly back into A list kept his male lover at a distance during an event this week but was glued to his side before and after as they arrived and left in the same car.

Blind Item #2

After exchanging numbers the night before, this married B list now mostly movie actor yesterday hooked up with this barely hanging on to B list mostly movie actress who has been playing the field a lot lately.

Blind Item #1 - Old Hollywood Blind

For the first half of his career, this actor/director and jack of all trades was A-list, until his ego and personal demons got the better of him, putting him on the B-list until his classic films got reevaluated and his reputation somewhat restored before  his passing. He told the executor of his will that he wanted his ashes scattered in a limestone well on the property of his Spanish manor and seal up the well to prevent vandalism. What he privately told his closest friends is that he wanted to be buried in his Midwest hometown beside his mother. The latter motion was done under a veil of secrecy and there he rests in peace. And the well? The actor privately had the uncut film prints of his most famous works lowered into the well with orders not to open the well.. ever.

Debbie Rowe Wants Her Kids

Debbie Rowe is the biological mother of two of the three children that Michael Jackson had. Specifically, she is the mother of Prince and Paris. She plans on going to court to ask a judge for custody of her two kids. Here is why I think this is a bad idea. I think Debbie Rowe has stepped up and has been there for Paris and the other kids. No doubt about it. I especially like how she is keeping an eye on all three kids and called Jermaine out for being creepy and inappropriate. He totally is and he scares me. I think Debbie is doing a great job being a watchdog over Katherine and TJ. What chance does Blanket have though if Paris and Prince leave? He will be on his own. Would you want to be a 12 year old kid and be forced to face this family on your own? I think he would end up completely messed up if he were left alone while his older brother and sister went to live on a horse ranch two hours away. Now, if the judge would let Debbie take all three kids, then I would have no problems supporting her petition, but I don't think it is a good idea at all to split up the kids.