This B list mostly television actress who was on a network comedy this season spent the last two months of filming not speaking to the former A+ list mostly movie actor who was her co-star. Apparently he made a comment about her fake breasts which she insists are real.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
September 18, 2009
#1 & #2 - A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.
C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever.
September 21, 2009
At least two of the celebrities on the red carpet at yesterday's Emmy Awards paid for their date. You would think that just being invited to the Awards would be payment enough, but nope, it turns out that both of these companions wanted more than just tickets.
Contrary to what you might be thinking, there was one male and one female who did the hiring yesterday.
This C list actress from one of those initial shows is actually quite attractive. Very attractive and if she needs a date somewhere in the future she should give me a call instead of having to pay for one of the crew from the show to go with her. Oh, he wasn't technically a pro, but she paid him $1000 and bought him a suit. I don't know if dinner or drinks were included.
One person who was most definitely a pro was the woman that this A list television actor brought to the awards. You know I say he is A list, but he won't be for long. I would tell you why he won't be A list for long but then it would give away his identity. My favorite role of his was actually a fairly small role on a different television series.
Eva LaRue/Tracy Morgan
This B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit cable show is filming a movie right now. He picked up a woman and asked her if she was into threesomes. When she said no, he told her to leave and he found someone who was not only into them, but also provided a friend.
June 10, 2009
This Real Housewife was asked to leave a recent high profile charity event because of inappropriate behavior. She got really drunk and kept thinking she was at Mardi Gras and people were throwing her beads.
June 19, 2009
#1 & 2 – This B list television actress on a hit network drama has some siblings. One of the siblings is an actor himself. Way down the list. D or lower. He is also very young. As in young teenage young. It didn’t stop him at a recent event though from hitting on women who were over twice his age. It would have been hilarious except for the fact he really believed his own hype and that of his sister. Oh, and he has wandering hands. He was a piece of work.
April 3, 2009
#4 - This former A/B list movie and television actor is driving producers crazy with demands on the set of his new movie. It seems that our actor has some very odd spiritual beliefs and he is willing to only shoot during certain hours of the day because to do otherwise will harm his soul. I think he has smoked way too much pot.
April 10, 2009
#3 - This C list movie actress who came into her A list name recognition through a hit television show no longer on the air has always thought very highly of herself. But this is ridiculous, and shows you what an idiot she is. When she sees a homeless person on the street asking for money she stops and gives them her autograph and tells them to sell it on e-bay. I assume she thinks all homeless people have some type of wireless laptop they carry around with them and a way to collect the money.
September 15, 2009
What momentarily A list singer was a couple of hours late to the stage at a fashion show party because she was having sex in her dressing room?
Lady GaGa (Interesting to see that I thought she would be a momentarily A list singer)
April 10, 2009
#1 & #2 - This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night.
September 18, 2009
#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze.
April 21, 2009
Three directors. All A list. Each has had multiple #1 movies. Well I have written about them in this space before and some of their really bad behavior. This one though might even top what I wrote before. Last summer one of them took a trip to Thailand where he enjoyed the services of several women who make their living the old fashioned way. He enjoyed one of them so much that he arranged for her to get a visa so she could intern at his production company. Of course the only thing she was doing was continuing what she had been doing for him back in Thailand. Well, of course the director had to share the good news with the other two. They promptly did the same thing. After three months, they send the women back to Thailand and get brand new ones. If they did the same trick here, one of the women might spill to a tabloid, but with these women they don't have to worry about it. Or so they think.
Quentin Tarantino/Brett Ratner/Michael Bay
Friday, April 18, 2014
Do you think Brooke Burke works out? Tell me again why people would be more interested in Erin Andrews than Brooke?
Helen Hunt looking good in Hawaii.
Maggie Grace, Max Greenfield and Aubrey Plaza
Karina Smirnoff and the fireman. She seems pretty happy to see him. Unfortunately he doesn't make enough money for her.
Five parts today.
Long time no see in the photos for Shannen Doherty who was in Malibu.
This B list celebrity who does a little bit of everything from acting to reality to hosting to writing books told her B list entertainer boyfriend she couldn't get pregnant and not to worry. Surprise. Apparently he wasn't that thrilled regardless of what he will say in the future.
December 12, 2013
This actress has been in this spot before, many times before, but it is time to unveil her on January 1 and have her stop clogging up the blinds with her presence. What you see below is not anything I have written about her previously but is all brand new and when she is revealed she will be the namesake of a prize I intend to bestow on all female drunk celebrities. I think we can agree that Kiefer Sutherland wins the prize for ultimate male drunk celebrity.
Our actress is an Academy Award winner. Plain and simple she has that going for her and she won't ever let you forget it. First thing out of her mouth is that she is a winner. Like someone is going to take it away from her. If you are ever unfortunate enough to cross our actress and are not sharing a drink with her you will probably be subject to curses and why you are in her way or blocking her light or doing something, anything to tick her off. If you are drinking with her then she will be your friend until she crosses an unseen line and turns into the quintessential meanest drunk alive. Our actress is not a friendly drunk. She is a friendly tipsy but that goes quickly. Our actress is fond of carrying a flask. Small enough to fit into the tiniest of clutches or in the palm of her hand it requires a deft touch to fill it. A request often heard by our actress during one of her noon bar runs is whether the bartender has a funnel. If the answer is a no, then our actress spends the next fifteen minutes slowly pouring her favorite top shelf tequila into the flask to get her through the next hour or two away from a bar or a bottle. The concentration she achieves while doing this would make an Olympian proud. The fact that she can stop for a minute to take a call and go off on someone on the other end of the phone using words you weren't sure even existed except in some ultimate curse word universe and then hang up and continue pouring again without missing a drop. If she does happen to miss a drop she will be found with her head on the bar lapping it up.
If you think our actress is a joy to see after hours, just imagine what it is like to work with her. Our actress rarely comes fully prepared for the day and woe is the director who decides to shoot something not on the original call sheet. Our actress likes perfection for herself. She doesn't really care about the performances of others, it is all about herself. Prior to shooting her most recent movie, the director and producer were warned that life would be hell on earth if they hired the actress. Each said that they could handle her and that she was worth the chance. Two days into filming they were regretting their decision and two weeks into filming they were regretting getting into the film business. Here is the favorite trick of our actress on set. She films a scene with someone and doesn't like her portion of it. Not the director not liking it, her not liking it. When another character starts speaking she will start talking over them and put her face right in the middle of the camera and start saying f**k repeatedly to ruin any chance the shot can be used and she can start from the beginning. This is a regular occurrence on set but she is very good at using different words and gestures throughout the day just to keep things fresh.
After lunch is not the best time to work with our actress because she likes to imbibe during the lunch break. The best time to work with our actress is between 10am and noon. The rest is all going to be hit or miss. The last director who worked with her called her the most vile person to work with ever. She seemed so sweet when she used to be on television back in the day.
Good Friday today unless you are at Coachella where things will probably be a little less good. I don't have much to say today so will wish you a great weekend and a Happy Easter. Make sure you find all the eggs in any hunts you have inside because come July, that smell can be pretty bad. I will be here blogging all weekend and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
#1- This former entertainer (athlete) who considers himself an actor now cheats every chance he gets but makes his B- list actress wife work from home on her voice roles because he doesn't trust her not to cheat on him. She puts up with it. She has put up with way worse in other relationships.
#2 - This permanent A list mostly movie actor who has been working for 40 years and still looks great managed to steal this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who was movies then from her long time A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend. Our permanent A lister dumped her two weeks later for his current significant other.
#3 - Kindness - This former A list mostly movie actress who has battled drugs and everything else her whole life surprised a bunch of kids at a hospital with memorabilia from her greatest role and just gave it all away after signing it. Worth a ton of money and she gave it away. Really nice.
#4 - This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is good looking and has dated some of the biggest names in Hollywood apparently can no longer perform in bed because an STD he acquired several years ago.
December 12, 2013
This time it wasn't him who cheated. Nope, instead, this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show found a guy who she started seeing the last time her boyfriend cheated on her. Our actress loves that her new guy is a billionaire and doesn't mind that he is still married. She believes him when he says he is leaving his wife. Of course this will be revealed.
December 11, 2013
This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit network show that went off the air last year who keeps trying producing now rather than acting thank goodness told her friend that she finally knows what it means to be sexually satisfied. I'm sure her ex husbands will be thrilled to hear that.
December 12, 2013
"Where the f**k are the t*ts I bought her? I wanted her to go to a D not a C. B**ch." A list director yelling at this almost A list mostly movie actress which is why they had a bit of a falling out and she didn't reprise her role in this franchise again.
Michael Bay/Megan Fox
This A list entertainer(rapper) had a falling out with his frequent recording partner who is also A list. Apparently they usually hook up when they get together in the same city, and by hookup I mean that he watches her have sex with another woman. She refused this time though because she says she is trying to remain faithful to her boyfriend.
You would think that after his last disaster of a movie which he headlined, this A- list mostly movie actor would be on his best behavior. Nope. Casting on his latest movie is in progress and our actor is insisting that all the women being considered for the lead need to have dinner with him so he can judge their acting abilities. So far he has slept with several of them but then told the producers they just weren't right for the role.
This A list mostly movie actress and Academy Award winner/nominee who is trying her hand at television won't work with this A list mostly movie director because one of her former boyfriends who everyone knows, had an unpleasant encounter with the director when the boyfriend was just starting out.
11) Which two stars of that east coast based reality show swear they're not gay, but the an openly gay member of the cast would tell you otherwise?
12) What mostly TV actor who was on that cult '90s sci-fi series and who currently plays a gay character on TV accidentally let it slip out during an interview that he used to be a regular at the infamous Continental Baths back in the day? Hmmm...
13) What former boy bander knows two of his former bandmates are still in the closet but he can't stop blabbing about how gay they are?
14) Which two male costars of that action/sci-fi film hooked up at least once during the international promo tour for their film.
15) Which Chicago-based rapper who was touted as the next big thing not too long ago is now stuck doing gigs at small nightclubs and bars?
This performer turned mogul turned group maker turned whatever it is he does now was at Coachella this weekend and got into an argument with one of his bodyguards. He told the bodyguard the only way he was going to keep his job was to walk around naked for 30 minutes. The bodyguard did it while everyone looked away uncomfortably.
6) What country music legend's family still insists that her last husband had a hand in her death?
7) Which mostly TV actor's latest wife went into the marriage knowing all about his bisexuality? She found out his first wife left him because she caught him in bed with another man.
8) What A-list actor and closet case hit up all the gay bars in Hawaii while shooting one of his upcoming movies?
9) Which actor and multiple Oscar nominee's friends are convinced that his latest girlfriend/beard may be a man after they heard her deep, deep voice?
10) What B-list actress/model/celeb offspring stayed away from those reality star siblings like the plague at Coachella? She didn't want them to mooch onto her like they have with other celebs.
This aging, but still stunning former A lister who was really a one hit movie wonder despite the best efforts of studios to make her a huge movie star has been trying to buy the two original porn films she starred in before she hit it big in Hollywood. She and her B list mostly television actor boyfriend have bought all her other films.
Miley Tweeted out a copy of the statement along with a message for people to stop scaring her family and friends and fans. She said it a little more rudely. All I can say from looking at the above photos is they must have let her bring in her own sheets and pillows and blankets.
1) Which A-list multiple Grammy winner has been dropping hints that she's been hooking up with more girls lately than guys?
2) Kindness: What A-list actor and multiple Oscar nominee donates boatloads of cash anonymously to several autism charities, in his son's memory? His "wife" hit the ceiling when she first found out, but she's ok with it now.
3) Which Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta star leaked her own sex tape? Ironic, since it's one of the storylines of the show's upcoming season.
4) What '70's sitcom star's cancer is in remission, but she bought herself an elaborate gravesite just in case she didn't make it?
5) What cable TV host sent some of his goons to threaten a journalist who wrote a negative article about a Don Rickles-esque comedian who was the warm-up act for his show?
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His fictional works – among them Chronicle of a Death Foretold, Love in the Time of Cholera, and Autumn of the Patriarch – outsold everything published in Spanish except the Bible.
He won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1982.
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Thursday, April 17, 2014
Happy 40th birthday Victoria Beckham.