This very much a minor, who is a sometime actor offspring of A listers managed to buy a bottle of duty free liquor at the airport and then sipped from it the entire flight while sitting in First Class alone.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
February 4, 2014
This A list stylist and designer wannabe had a collection so horrid that people told her it would be career suicide to show it. Excuses made and back to the drawing board or wherever she can buy her designs for next time.
With the holiday weekend, I'm surprised this B list mostly television actor from a middling cable show which co-stars someone who is way more famous because of his past show than his current one didn't announce a separation from his wife. It would have been the perfect time. He has been hooking up with this sometime B list television and movie actress with the really long name and the even longer reputation. Never let it be said that she doesn't date married guys. I can't believe she convinced someone to leave their wife.
October 18, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer/reality star doesn't seem to care if anyone notices him cheating on his A list celebrity/singer wife. Well maybe a little since in public this week the affection was confined to hand holding and hugging with his latest mistress before they headed back to her place that night. He never takes anyone to his place.
October 29, 2013
I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis.
March 2, 2014
This A+ list mostly television actor who would drop down to a B if you threw him in some movies is on a hot cable show. He also has a girlfriend who is more like a wife. That was him the other night with a multitude of women all sitting on his lap seeing if the legends are true. The good news for his girlfriend is that out of the ten women who gave his lap a try he only took home two. It's like winning the bronze. You made the podium.
October 29, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress who brought new meaning to the words drunken mess lost her career but now has it back thanks to a lucky break. She is doing her best to lose it again after she threw a drink in a waiter's face after she says he brought her the wrong one and then started screaming at him. Making matters worse for the future is that she wasn't kicked out of the place.
October 17, 2013
This former B list funny actress who now just focuses on keeping her show on the air long enough to hit syndication split with her boyfriend because he has been cheating on her with this B list mostly television actress/singer from a hit network show who loves people to think she is single now and was madly in love before. Not so much as it turns out.
Whitney Cummings/Peter Berg/Lea Michele
October 28, 2013
This former A+ list tween celebrity was one of the very few tweeners back in the day. Now he is just a celebrity/singer living off that past fame. Apparently he is also willing to do anything to secure what he thinks would be the perfect job. It is the host of a network reality show and our former tweener trashes the current host every chance he gets and buys the producers of the show weekly gifts to try and land the not vacant job.
March 1, 2014
This boozing former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer thought it would be love and unicorns when she hooked up with this A list band member last week. She flew halfway around the world and after spending a few hours with him he wanted no part of her. He said she is shallow and wanted to go out so they could be seen together and started making plans for the next few months together. It was too much for him.
Selena Gomez/Niall Horan "One Direction"
October 20, 2013
This former indie queen who was the first indie queen and has made some truly amazing movies with "that guy" continues heading off the deep end which is why "that guy" has been avoiding her calls to put her in his new thing. The other night she was at an event and was walking up to men and asking if they thought her breasts were sagging and if she needed a boob job and was encouraging men to touch them.
The show she wanted to be on was canceled.
October 16, 2013
I have joked previously about how brain impaired this A list mostly movie actor is who is known for his good looks and one successful franchise. All his other movies bomb but he gets that tag of A as long as he keeps pumping out the franchise. Anyway, his actress wife has more creative ways than Walter White of explaining why she needs to do something and can't be home for a few hours. Does she just not want to get divorced? Is he that stupid to not know what's going on? How many different guys does she need to cheat with before he gets it? She was at it again this week while he just went through the motions of his day. Alone.
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz
October 15, 2013
This C+ list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit show for an almost network never has said anything about being gay or bi-sexual but she sure was doing a good job of sneaking in two quick makeout grope sessions with this very attached female A list celebrity who found a way to ditch her partner a couple of times. What will this lead to?
The A lister is a talk show host.
October 15, 2013
This former A list reality star and talk show host and reality show star again and a million other descriptions is foreign born. She was also wasted out of her mind the other night and when no one could be found to help support her out to a waiting cab she had to crawl to the front entrance before some guys took pity on her and led her out to the waiting cab. Her makeup and wig were all crazy. It was a horrific sight.
October 14, 2013
Just because he was recently married doesn't mean this A list celebrity/athlete has given up on his celebrity mistress. The opposite has happened. He has been sexting her twice as much as he used to so she doesn't go off and find someone else. Yeah, I don't think he realizes how illogical that sounds.
His team is still in the playoffs.
October 14, 2013
The reason for the split is not quite so cut and dry. This A list celebrity/singer in every country in the world but here was having second thoughts about having a kept man on the payroll. For his part he has been seeing a 19 year old model and that little secret was becoming more and more open which our singer thought people would see as a sign of her aging and didn't want her paid for boyfriend accused of being a cheater.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Hello Bo Derek.
You might want to lock the doors to the roofs of your tallest skyscrapers to keep random Russians from climbing out and taking selfies. These are crazy.
Eva Longoria's new boyfriend might be cheating on her, but ever since they started dating she has looked really good. This coming from me, so you know she looks good.
Lisa Kudrow filming her show.
Justin Bieber grabs one of Heidi Klum's breasts.
Six parts today.
Zach Braff and Neil Patrick Harris go matchy matchy last night.