Saturday, August 30, 2014

Blind Item #10

This foreign born A list singer who hopefully is not a one hit wonder is openly gay and is also a virgin.

Blind Item #9

This former A list boy bander who was married to a B list actress atone point bailed on a party after just a few minutes because no one recognized him and everyone he tried to pick up just thought he was a creepy looking guy.

Blind Item #8

A younger member of this A list reality family wants to come out but before they can, the family is trying to figure out whether they can make money from it.

Blind Items Revealed

April 4, 2014

#4- This former A list entertainer(singer) who is still A list with others says one thing but actually got dropped by her record label when she stopped having sex with the head of the label.

Kelly Rowland

Blind Items Revealed

February 20, 2014

This B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show has done it again. She found a married B+ list mostly movie actor and is calling it true love. He calls it sex. This will be revealed.

January Jones/Ethan Hawke

Blind Item #7

This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree.

Blind Item #6

This A list singer who is a huge a-hole and will never be an A lister in my own mind despite the world turning a blind eye might have been the actual target of a threat last week. Apparently our A lister likes to run around telling everyone he is in the Illuminati. Whether it exists or not is one thing, but it is always associated with this A++ list rapper who hates the A lister and doesn't want people to think they hang out or that the A++ lister would have anything to do with the A lister. Apparently the A lister threatened the life of the A++ lister so the incident last week could have been a warning that got out of hand.

Blind Items Revealed

January 4, 2014

"I can't really do anything with you right now but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you or you could use this beer bottle on yourself or something." (For now) A list singer/celebrity talking to a woman he met in a hotel bar this week while his wife was asleep upstairs. The woman declined. He then moved on to another woman.

Robin Thicke

Blind Items Revealed

January 5, 2014

This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show was crying a couple of nights ago and it was directed at her significant other. Apparently the actress had dropped $10K on a gift she bought just for the guy and he was complaining about it the whole time saying he wished that she would have got him a watch or even the motorcycle he wants. Maybe he should get a job.

Kaley Cuoco

Blind Item #5

This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend standing right there.

Blind Item #4

The brother of this A+ list mostly movie actor wasn't shocked that his brother had slept with his girlfriend back in the day. It has happened before. The A+lister's wife was though, especially when the timeline of when it happened got a little fuzzy in the A lister's mind.

Blind Items Revealed

January 6, 2014

This A list mostly movie actress not named Sandra Bullock is causing a lot of drama at an adoption agency. Apparently she was supposed to be in the final stages of adopting a child and only had to sign some forms but is having second thoughts. Maybe the new guy doesn't like kids.

Charlize Theron

Blind Items Revealed

January 7, 2014

This personal pap to this A list reality family makes a ton of money but it comes at a cost. He has to sleep with the person in charge and she collects frequently. I really hope the money is good or he can close his eyes and go to his happy place.

Kris Jenner

Blind Item #3

This former A list tweener was spotted getting very cozy with this other former B list tweener who is a singer/former reality star and loves to pretend he has had the same girlfriend for a year. Our two former tweeners were doing some serious making out and groping at a recent after party.

Blind Item #2

This B list celebrity/former model married to a B list entertainer would love nothing more than to get a divorce from her cheating husband but she is holding out because the pre-nup gives her nothing but a tiny amount for child support. She is trying to line up a reality show for herself before she ends the marriage. Oh, and there have been suggestions that she has cheated once or twice too, but with women.

Blind Item #1

This B list actress has the talent to become an EGOT winner. Her problem is that she craves attention a lot and will do anything to get it, including faking relationships, injuries and diseases. Anything to get her an article or cover in a tabloid. She loves seeing her name in the headlines. Producers have caught on to her tricks and are really hesitant to cast her in anything.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Brad Pitt took some time from his honeymoon to promote his new movie.
Busy Phillips spent some time with her oldest child.
Bar Refaeli showed off her new boyfriend.
Christa Allen in London.
Ciara must have been hot in those boots yesterday.
Quality acting from Debra Messing.
Denise Richards out with a friend and one of her daughters.
George Clooney spent another day filming a commercial for Nespresso.
Gigi Hadid keeps making the red carpet rounds.

Random Photos Part Four

Halle Berry is in Hawaii.
Ice-T rubs some lotion inside Coco's thighs in much the same way
Hulk Hogan took care of his daughter in what is still one of the creepiest photos I have ever posted.
Jessica Alba was at screening of her new movie which also stars
Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner. Steve-O photobombed them.
Jessica Chastain in NYC.
Jennifer Garner gave a huge tip to the valet who parked her car.
Kate Moss is still on vacation in Spain.
Kristen Stewart in yet another airport.

Random Photos Part Three

Lots of people at the Venice Film Festival.

Kirsten Dunst, Kate Mara and Lena Dunham were at a Miu Miu party which
Dakota Fanning also attended.
Alessandra Ambrosio was in Venice and
Emma Stone is still hanging around.
Liam Hemsworth looking a little bushy lately.
Margot Robbie is filming yet another Tarzan movie.
Miley Cyrus getting her smoke on.
Mary Kate Olsen competed in a horse competition while
her sister Ashley goes without smiling for the third consecutive year.

Random Photos Part Two

Mila Kunis didn't have to call the police yesterday when dealing with paps. It's interesting that she didn't get papped by her regular guy yesterday.
Mark Wahlberg picks up two of his kids from school.
Nicole Kidman actually looks good here.
Noel Gallagher in a very rare pap photo.
Aaron Paul on his way into Kimmel.
Russell Crowe after having a drink or seven last night.
Rihanna is still on a yacht and still alone.
Rose McGowan has a little Ed Grimley in her with this look.
Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle are on vacation.

Random Photos Part One

Amanda Seyfried and Jennifer Carpenter laugh after working out together.
Taryn Manning has an interesting look here.
Katrina Bowden and
Gina Gershon were at the same event.
Tori Spelling might weigh less than her daughter.
Tyson Beckford takes a selfie with his girlfriend.
Willow Smith has been hiding from the paps lately.
The Zooey on the set of New Girl with
Alan Ritchson.

Blind Item #10 - Kindness

This A list singer who has a great name and a very hard partying reputation which probably contributed to the demise of his one huge high profile relationship was confronted by a homeless person the other day who was running out in the street and yelling at people walking down the street. Our singer started talking to the guy and got him to sit down on a bus bench and then talked to the guy for an hour before finally giving him a few hundred bucks and a ride to a mission.

Arcades In The Movies

You see kids, back in the day, game companies took our money one quarter at a time for hours on end.

Blind Item #9

This married former A list mostly television actor has his own show on cable but is probably B list at this point. He checked into a hotel last night and was telling a friend on the phone that his wife kicked him out after she found a condom in his wallet.

Off Topic

I would love for someone to invent a device that keeps you air conditioned at all times and in all places.

Blind Items Revealed- Old Hollywood

April 2, 2014

Which A/B-list character actor who specialized in a certain genre for most of his career was also gay? It was kind of an open secret throughout Hollywood, even after he married that foreign-born character actress and lesbian. The same actor said that the best sex he ever had was with one of his early costars, this bisexual A-list foreign born leading man. He said he was hung like a horse.

Vincent Price/Coral Browne/Errol Flynn

Four For Friday - The Au Pair

It is the beginning of a three day weekend and I'm pretty sure I might melt before it is over. I hope everyone enjoys the weekend and the last big holiday until Thanksgiving, at least in the US. That is a looong time to go without a day off. I will be here all weekend blogging away and hope you can stop by. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

This A list director has not been in this spot for quite some time. Not that he has not done things to get here, but he is such a tool that I would get bored writing about him all the time. What brings him back to this space though is something that goes above and beyond. Apparently our director has a thing lately for college students. Not LA college students, but foreign ones. Because he is too lazy to actually go to a foreign country, he figured out a way to bring them to him. One of his assistants is married and has kids. He had the assistant sign up for an au pair service ostensibly for a woman to come watch his kids. In reality our director searches through the profiles and contacts the ones he finds interesting and if they meet his criteria which usually means willing to do anything no questions asked, his assistant hires them through the service and brings them over to LA. Instead of working for the assistant taking care of the kids, they end up living with the director for a few months until he gets tired of them and sends them home. Our director actually got busted doing this once with a different company when the au pair complained. Apparently our director wanted even more than the au pair was willing to do despite the "salary" the director pays them each month. The service barred the director from using them, but he just found another service to use.

Your Turn

How much money would it take for you to go on the show Utopia and not be able to see or speak to your family for a year? 

Blind Items Revealed

April 1, 2014

This A list male designer thinks things are different this time around and that his latest barely out of teens male model really loves the designer and not the $25K a month allowance that the designer is paying him each month. Plus the apartment rent.

Calvin Klein

Blind Items Revealed

April 9, 2014

This B-/C+list mostly movie actress who has held a variety of jobs to try and make a name for herself took her new B- list mostly movie actress friend to dinner. Wouldn't you know they were joined by two very wealthy men. Our multi-tasker gets a nice referral fee when her matches succeed. Money always changes hands with her. She doesn't do anything for free.

Julianne Hough/Nikki Reed

Blind Items Revealed

April 5, 2014

This A- list entertainer(rapper) was a multiple Grammy nominee this year. He recently flew a woman to Europe for the sole purpose of hooking up with her. When she got there, he didn't like the way she looked so he left her stranded with no return ticket back to the US.

Kendrick Lamar

Blind Item #8

This A list mostly movie actor from an acting family fell head over heels for a college student. When she decided to go to Europe for the summer, our actor joined her and blew off seeing his kids after he had made plans to take care of them over the summer.

Blind Item #7

Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor is finally catching on to the cheating ways of his B list actress girlfriend. She is getting an award, thankfully not for her acting, and our actor plans on skipping it.

Brandi Brandt Sentenced To Six Years In Jail

Brandi Brandt used to be on top of the world. OK, well as much as you can be on top of the world if you are a Playboy Playmate and have to ride the Hef train every night. She was a centerfold and once was married to Nikki Sixx. He has been married to everyone. Anyway, back in 2007 Brandi and some of her associates smuggled drugs into Australia by hiding them on airplanes and then cleaners would pick them up. Last year Brandi was extradited to Australia and today in Australia was sentenced to six years in jail for her part in the drug ring. If she had done the crime in LA that would mean she would probably serve a week. Instead, she committed the crime in Australia and will be lucky to get out in about three years. 

Blind Item #6

This A list singer (everywhere but in the US) says she has not had a real relationship in years. Since her last big relationship when her boyfriend cheated on her and humiliated her she says she doesn't trust men and that the few guys she has dated since have been mostly for show and even some of those guys also cheated on her so she gave up. 

Blind Item #5

There will be very little traveling for this A list mostly movie actor when he starts promoting his big new movie which also stars an A+ list mostly movie actor. The family of our barely hanging on to A list actor feels like he will kill himself or overdose if he leaves his home for any length of time.

Blind Item #4

This B list celebrity who is an offspring is also a reality star and a sometime actress. She is also the biggest celebrity crack user that I have heard of. She basically smokes crack 24/7 and then crashes after a few days and then wakes up and starts the whole process again. No one says anything to her though about it because the offspring has so much money and anyone who should say anything wants some of the money.

Don't Ask Jennifer Aniston About Brangelina Wedding

Jennifer Aniston picked the wrong time to be promoting a movie. Oh, or maybe Angelina Jolie knew exactly what time to get married. In any event, Jen is out promoting her new movie and is in the middle of a long week of interviews. What everyone wants to know from her since the baby question gets really old really quickly is what she thinks about her former husband getting married to the woman he cheated on Jen with and whether Jen even knew they were getting married. Well, as much as you would like to know the answers to those questions, Jen has made it clear she will walk out of any interview that asks that question. She could walk out of or hang up on some local television station or radio station. If someone on one of the morning shows had the guts to do it she would be forced to answer the question or come up with some kind of response. The problem is the morning shows are all spineless and don't want to miss out on other celebrities to fawn over every morning so ask questions that are vanilla and basic and banal and plain and whatever other term you can use to describe a question that is not really even a question. I can also see why Jennifer doesn't want to talk about it, but it has been a decade and she talks about other guys she had sex with who cheated on her. Come to think of it, maybe she doesn't. The only guy she really talks about or interacts with that she dated is Jason Bateman and that was a long time ago and he had a bit of a substance abuse issue then so maybe she has let that one slide. 

Blind Item #3

You know how when a woman asks a guy if she looks fat that the guy is supposed to say no? Well, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the very guarded private life asked that question of her boyfriend yesterday at lunch and he said yes. He also said her dress was not doing her any favors and then he went on for a good minute telling her all the ways she looked fat and had been gaining weight and then couldn't understand why the actress started crying. 

Blind Item #2

Another foreign born mostly movie actor in this blind. He is slightly higher on the list than the actor in #1 simply because of name recognition. His long suffering wife finally kicked out our actor after reports got back to her that he was at an after party this week and had sex with a woman on a balcony that could be seen by other guests if they went looking and apparently a few did.

Blind Item #1

This married foreign born mostly movie actor would probably be A list if he did more press here or got papped more frequently. He is a really good actor who also happens to have been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Anyway, the guy is supposedly squeaky enough that he has never made a ripple in the tabloids or even been in this space before. That changes though now because while he was away from his wife promoting his latest movie he stayed at a hotel and arranged for a massage. Nothing wrong with that but he didn't want a massage from a hotel staffer. Nope. He wanted one from someone who was more willing to do perform sexual favors. He gave the concierge $500 just to make all the calls and the masseuse got $1000 for her efforts.

NYPD Investigating Bryan Singer For Sexual Assault

Bryan Singer has not had a very good year. Sure, he directed a hit movie and he bought another home on his block, giving him three total, he was accused of sexually assaulting a guy and forced him into hiding so he wouldn't have to answer any questions about it. That accuser recently dropped the lawsuit he filed against Singer and you would think that things would start to pick up again for the guy. Nope. BuzzFeed got a tip and discovered that Singer is being investigated for sexual assault by the NYPD. Last year Bryan is accused of forcing himself on a man in his 20's and a formal complaint was filed by the alleged victim earlier this summer. That is a long time to be investigating a sexual assault so it might be there is just not enough evidence to do anything about it. The alleged victim waited a year to bring the charges so maybe they are not as concerned with a criminal penalty as they are putting out a paper trail so they can sue Singer for some money in a civil case but wanted a police report filed before they did so. 

Britney Spears' Dad Buys David Lucado Cheating Video

Remember when Britney Spears was dating Jason Trawick and I told you there were other women? Well, it has happened again. Britney Spears' boyfriend David Lucado has been out with several other women and one of those times earlier this month he was busted on video making out with the woman. The next thing you know the video is being shopped around and Britney Spears' dad is the one who buys it up so it can never be seen. Well, he did say that he showed it to Britney, but he bought the video so she wouldn't be embarrassed. I think he bought the video because David probably says something on it or does something which maybe shows that his relationship with Britney Spears is not what the tabloids wanted you to believe. This is a guy who was a law firm messenger and within a week of Britney and Jason breaking up was suddenly her new boyfriend. He didn't quit working for the firm, his job was to be with Britney. All of the times they would go on vacation he had to stay in separate rooms. They were never alone. It is the same thing with Jason Trawick. To get paid or to make money you are supposed to act like you are monogamous because Britney is supposed to be your girlfriend. Apparently Jamie Spears paid a lot of money for the video but if he used Britney's funds to buy it then we will find out exactly how much when he submits his next accounting to the court. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me that he would buy it unless there is something he does not want the public to see or hear in the video. He said he showed it to Britney so it wasn't to keep it from her. 

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Stephen Lee- RIP
Phil Hartman finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
A Star Trek selfie.
Ben Affleck has been working out.
Beth Behrs was in NYC yesterday.
Brooke Burke shows the proper way to demonstrate a product placement to make it look real.
Hilary Duff just can't quite
get it right.
Britney Spears with her sons. Very white teeth.