November 13, 2014
This A list actor who usually provides comic relief and is generally considered over sized compared to his peers brought back four women to his place the other night and thought he was going to have an orgy. Instead, they took all his coke and drank all his booze and when he started wandering through the house naked touching them, they decided to leave because no one was willing to have sex with him. He was a mess.
Jonah Hill
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7 comments:
You can keep revealing this BI as often as you like Enty because I think its hilarious!
So sad he keeps thinking he is this A+ List gorgeous model type guy. His home mirrors must be from a fun house so he thinks he is thinner than he truly is.
lol..
@david, I don't think he necessarily has fun-house mirrors, but there are guys WAY more unattractive, unbathed, and/or plain old nastier than him in Holly-weird that apparently get laid more. That must be debilitating for his ego which is already supersized according to other blind. He also wants to desperately be part of Leonardo's Pussy Posse and I'm assuming if you don't get laid, your membership lapses.
He'll probably go the way of other fat, comic actors - heart attack or OD at an early age. In his case, it's less of a loss than it was with some others.
"is generally considered over sized compared to his peers".
No, man, he is fat compared to all the world except the US, and that is actually anti-libido except some third world places like Tonga, Mauritania or Kuwait ( source for the last part of the sentence: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-countries-celebrating-female-obesity.php )
Burt!
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