Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Today's Blind Items - Not Too Many Family Values

Short and sweet, but it is a good one. This former A list mostly television actor turned B list mostly movie actor in movies that have a very unique niche in the movie world is always talking about family and family values. The actor, who is married has been having a fling for the past six months with a woman he met on a speaking tour. This is not the first time he has strayed, but it will be the one, if he is caught that will bring down his little empire.

29 comments:

sandybrook said...

please be Kirk cameron--make him fit please???

Tricia13 said...

Tim Allen

Tricia13 said...

I'm guessing the"ToyStory" films are the niche

sandybrook said...

Toy Story movies are mass market schlock and popular, so I'm saying no, please be Kirk Cameron and his religious family movie empire.

Tricia13 said...

http://www.wdwforgrownups.com/articles/disneys-niche-story-rooms-wdw-resort-hotels
But they are Pixar/animation- a "niche" as it were. They even have hotel rooms at Disney resorts named after them....damn that's some fandom.

Derek Harvey said...

It is obviously Kirk Cameron

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Kno Won Uno said...

I just can't stomach that weasel being B list anything except buttwipe.

Kno Won Uno said...

One must plunge repeatedly into new wildernesses in order to access the Map of Instruction...or make 5 monthly payments of $129.99.

sandybrook said...

PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!

Drew said...

@ kno- he isn't . Kirk is in no way a B list movie actor- I don't think C even fits. He made the stinker(laughable) Saving Christmas" 2 years ago and before that nothing noteworthy ever, but nothing film wise since 2008. Even Enty couldn't or wouldn't !
Allen does speaking engagements about values, is an outspoken Republican I think,maybe. How about Steve Carrel - does he do tours?

lile said...

+1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

cebii said...

Kirk's sister, got taken down by Joy Behar on the View. It wasn't hard - Candace said that Ben Carson's view that intelligent design was comaptible with science, and that lots of scientists agreed. Joy said she'd like to meet them. hah.

Derek Harvey said...

Kirk Cameron: Unlikely King of the Box Office! - Yahoo
https://www.yahoo.com/.../kirk-cameron-documentary-proves-unstoppa...
Sep 27, 2013 - The most bankable star at the box office right now? Hugh Jackman? Nope. Vin Diesel? Uh-uh. Oprah? Sorry. The answer is Mike Seaver Kirk ...

Christian movies make A LOT of money. Do you not understand what the term "very unique niche" means? Is that a PIXAR movie? A Steve Carrel movie? I think NOT.

CrashDiego said...

Sorry Trisha, Enty might as well have put a neon KIRK CAMERON sign up for this one.

Tricia13 said...

Haha- all good. But I just think of Tim with his conservatism and stuff, and the speaking toyrs- Cameron never entered my mind DERP. B list?lol

JoshBaskin said...

Tim Allen most recently did television, hasn't done any speaking tours recently, and doesn't have an empire to come crashing down. Plus he's been pretty open about past problems. I'm with the Kirk guess.

Sconie said...

Kirk is an interesting choice...AND he has a speaking tour schedule: http://www.loveworthfightingfor.com/. FYI, you can book him for $33,000...goodness!

Chuchu said...

So wait Kirk Cameron isn't gay ? WTF?

Puffy said...

Dear Gods: PLEASE let this be Kirk Cameron & PLEASE let pap pics &/or video leak (not that I'd ever watch that nastiness). Amen

Majik8bong said...

I so imagine a banana being involved, somehow....

DoctorMaybe said...

@Majik8bong - Brilliant.

Kno Won Uno said...

Only for Jesus.

Wendy said...

It sucks that Kirk Cameron is so batshit crazy cuz he is not bad looking lol.

Hootspa said...

I like to think of Kirk up late in his study, alone, save for the PM Chaturbate convo he's engaged in with some guy named BigChub4You.

Nerdista said...

If it is him, it likely won't matter. His wife is probably trained to believe she's responsible and he just struggles with "sins of the flesh."

Curtis said...

Tim Allen has no Empire. He just voices a plastic spaceman. Frankly, Tom (America's History Teacher) Hanks has more of an Empire to protect.

Praying it's Kirk. Irony intended.

Hot Cola said...

+10

REDT said...

Reese, why did I just have a vision of Kirk Cameron kneeling at an altar in front of a topless woman (maybe Alexis from RHOOC) proclaiming his love for her Jesus Jugs!!! SMH...gotta get that weird image out of my head!

REDT said...

And I have no idea why it says Reese at the start of my comment.

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