Saturday, May 30, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #8

April 3, 2015

This very recent celebrity/network reality star blew off two appearances she was supposed to make for the show to fly to Dubai for two nights.

Charlotte McKinney

Blind Items Revealed #7

April 2, 2015

Exactly one word was spoken between these former co-workers who are both hosts last night at a premiere. They called each other wh**e. One is a man and one is a woman.

Maria Menounos/Mario Lopez

Blind Items Revealed #6

April 2, 2015

What publicist is refusing to provide any of their celebrities to that perpetually kiss butt tabloid. Apparently they were supposed to put that married reality star/talk show host/some other things on the cover this week and didn’t. To make matters worse they say they were pushed off the cover by someone less famous who does not even appeal to readers of the tabloid.

Giuliana Rancic/Avril Lavigne/People

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 1, 2015

This married A- list mostly movie actress who gets closer to B every day that she waits for her huge franchise to start shooting again was spotted by a pap entering a hotel. No worries. They have a very popular restaurant. The pap followed her inside though and when she was spotted waiting for an elevator she made a quick u-turn, went to the bathroom and then five minutes later walked out and left the hotel.

Zoe Saldana

Blind Item #4

This former A list mostly movie actress who held that listing for about a year and is only famous for one role and has kept her name on the A list recognition scale because of that one movie needs plastic surgery on her nose from some coke damage. She doesn't have much nose left so I don't know how this is going to work. One thing that hasn't slowed though is her coke use.

Blind Item #3

Our favorite B+ list foreign singer/part-time actress is not the subject here, but the source. Interesting change for her. Anyway, she was telling a story at a club two nights ago that her ex, you know the guy who is dating the A+ lister now, yeah him. Anyway, he used to hook up with this celebrity offspring turned model. Frequently. No big deal except that this offspring turned model is now one of the A+listers ever expanding and ever changing bff. Should be interesting when the A+ lister finds out. Oh, and when she sees the offspring turned model doing coke.

Blind Item #2

I hope there were multiple layers of protection used when this B+ reality star from a long running cable show who also has lots of side projects and sugar daddies and a supposed significant other had sex with this former B+ list reality star turned Vegas mainstay. He probably said she was DTF.

Blind Item #1

This A- list mostly television actor from that long running almost network show which has seen some recent defections prefers a life without much publicity. His new wife though prefers lots of publicity. So, while he tries to keep things quiet, she is calling paps to let them know exactly where they will be.

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 17, 2014

This lead singer of a one hit wonder band with a strange name had women throwing themselves at him two years ago was playing at a club the other night and told a woman he was the singer of the group that was headlining. She said she had never heard of the group so he started singing the one hit and told the woman they should go back to the bus and he could show her around his bunk. She turned him down cold.

Mark Foster/Foster The People

 

Blind Items Revealed #3

October 17, 2014

This former B list celebrity/host who had an A list catch phrase that people still use when they talk about his most famous show is now a guy who will support any cause, no matter how controversial as long as the check is large enough. For a six figure fee he will make a video and tell the world how great something is. These are not products, but causes and ideas. He will literally say anything you want him to. If you want him to use his catchphrase, it's extra.

Chuck Woolery

 

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 6, 2014

This A list designer got the entire remnants of a theatre sized Coke thrown in his face when he got into an argument with his maybe out of his teens boy toy as they were exiting the theatre on the sidewalk. The boy toy then stormed off after using some very choice words towards the designer.

Calvin Klein

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 3, 2014

In what has to be one of the crazier hookups I have heard about, this now married A+ list singer was not married, but in a relationship when he smoke pot for several hours with this former A+ list tweener who now is a b+ list singer who parties too much. The two hooked up while she was still with that actor boyfriend of hers at the time.

Adam Levine/Miley Cyrus

Friday, May 29, 2015

Mr. X Blind Item #4

What former A-list R&B singer skimped out on paying for his kid's birthday party like a true cheapskate? He rented out a Chuck E. Cheese but left his baby mama footing the bill. Her ex boyfriend swooped in and paid for it all.

Mr. X Blind Item #3

What '80s rocker debuted his new prune-like facelift at a charity gala the other night, making him completely unrecognizable?

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 27, 2015

Apparently this former A+ list singer who has turned to Rod Stewart tricks despite being 40 years his junior is very worried about what is going to be released over the next few months by a very scorned woman. Apparently there are audio recordings of sex between the singer and her actor boyfriend while the boyfriend was living with someone else. The recordings have the singer trash talking the actor’s girlfriend.

Lady GaGa/Taylor Kinney

Four For Friday- Grooming Her

The last Friday in May. I can't believe June is just around the corner. Nothing like a little June gloom to start your day off with and hoping you have the right time of the day in the office pool for when the sun finally burns through.  Hey, it is a way to make a workday more interesting. Anyway, I will be here all weekend if you would like to stop on by. I would also love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

This actor was probably A- at his peak. If you go by his current body of work he is probably a C lister. The thing is though he has A list name recognition and probably always will. No big awards. No high profile roles. That A- listing was just out of sheer volume rather than anything special. That name recognition though is not going anywhere. He has pretty much given up hope that he will ever resurrect his career to the point it was, but he is a crafty guy and his offspring have been fortunate enough to not inherit his looks. His offspring don't do much of anything but somehow make more money each year then he ever did as an actor. At first he used his name to get them into the right spots and make the right connections and in return for his efforts he gets compensated by them. They do very well for themselves and between the gifts they receive and cash and swag and then sell, he makes a very nice living. So nice in fact that he works even less than he did to the point where he is at one project a year. Maybe two at the very most. He will make sure they marry well and that his income will increase, but in the meantime he is perfectly happy watching them travel the world getting paid for being arm candy and whatever else they do to make a couple of million bucks a year in cash and gifts.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 27, 2015

This A list actor is A list in movies and television and even commercials. Nasty temper. He has been away from his wife for about a week now and he couldn’t be happier. It isn’t about the cheating for him. I mean he probably would, but apparently it means he can eat whatever he wants without his wife yelling at him or having him go on another cleanse. He’s probably packed on 15 pounds in the ten days he has been gone.

Alec Baldwin

Blind Items Revealed #3- Kindness

February 27, 2015

So, there was this actress. B list. Hit almost television show. Used to be on a hit network show. Our actress has a new hair color. Makes her look much different. Two tables away at lunch from a group of four women in town for a convention. They are talking about celebrities they want to see and go through a list but all get excited when they mention the name of our actress. There is no way they can see her. Our actress arranges to have their bill paid and on the back of their bill signs her name and something about how they made her day better. The waiter couldn’t see the whole thing.

Laura Prepon

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 28, 2015

The car that this A- list mostly television actor who is frequently drunk and stars in that very hit cable show bought for the editor of a magazine is paying big dividends for the actor. He gets models any time he wants them from the magazine. They already know he is going to want to have sloppy drunken sex with them.

Norman Reedus

Mr. X Blind Item #2

What former A-list R&B singer flipped the bird to some parents while exiting from an event at her kid's school? She also blocked the parents of her kid's friends on Twitter... how classy...

Mr. X Blind Item #1

What actress and celeb spawn's PR people panicked after seeing her and her rumored new flame at a big party last weekend? They ordered that she appear with her PR-created boyfriend, that closeted network reality star, to distract from the rumors.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 4, 2015

Kentucky Derby

This recent network reality star from the same show as a blind earlier had to rush back to her hotel room because she forgot her engagement ring. You know, the one she won’t be wearing much longer. Apparently she usually keeps it in a box which is why she forgot.

Whitney Bischoff

Blind Item #6

I don't know if the relationship is being faked for the sake of a paycheck which he desperately needs or he is just a cheater, but this former A list reality star who watched all of his money evaporate has been with a couple of different women this week. His girlfriend is in town with him doing press for a show they are doing, so again, not sure if it is fake or he is a cheater.

Blind Item #5

A first time blind for this actress. She is probably B-/C+ right now. She does appear every once in awhile on a very hit almost network show. She had her glory days a couple of decades ago in some very hit shows and was on a soap. Probably hit A-/B+ at her peak. Anyway, at a party this week she was hitting the coke hard. I wouldn't think she could afford it, but apparently she doesn't pay and exchanges a little fun for a little coke.

Blind Item #4

This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show which is her second consecutive hit network show was talking the other day about how the second season of her show was so much better than the first. Reason? A married actor on the show the first season who has gone on to bigger and better things was having an affair with a foreign born mostly television actress who ended her long suffering marriage because she thought the two would be together. Nope. He left and she stayed and the tension is gone that was there when the relationship was going on.

Blind Item #3

There is a new book coming out about the marriage between this A+ list mostly movie actress and her now ex-husband who used to be a B+ list mostly movie actor but struggles to find steady work since the marriage split. I mean he is best known for being married to her. Anyway, while filming a movie while married in Vancouver, the actor had sex with so many women that the number approached 50 during the six weeks they were filming. Yeah, I can see why they divorced.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Blind Item #2

This A+ list mostly movie actor needs to get his beard situation under control. His current beard was in Cannes last week and spent a good eight hours topless sunbathing on a yacht when not down in the cabin of the man who hired her for the day. Not really behavior conducive to having us believe the A+ lister and her are in a new relationship.

Blind Item #1

He has always cheated, but showing that the marriage is indeed dead, this former A list reality star who is a celebrity offspring and is still an A list celebrity despite not doing much in her life except get in trouble with the law and appear on reality shows is hooking up with an executive at the parent company of her current reality show.

Blind Item #10

This former soap actor turned B list mostly television actor on a I don't know how it lasted that long before it got canceled almost network show was hitting the crack pipe hard last night. OK, it might have been meth. My spy who saw it wasn't sure. She gets scared when drugs even come near her. Just saw the actor constantly hitting it all night.

Blind Item #9

This A list mostly movie actor who really has not done much in the past decade to keep that status does not seem like the kind of guy to go under the knife, but he has. No botox for this former A+ lister. He had a procedure done to his face and he does look a decade younger.

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 24, 2015

This reality couple who keep trying to stay relevant and on the air were only posing with products at swag lounges that would give them money. It didn’t matter if it was $200, they just wanted money unless it was something they could easily resell.

Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt

Today's Blind Items - Quick Hits

#1 - The booze and the drugs have taken a toll on this foreign born former A- list mostly television actor who was a lead in one of the biggest television shows of all-time and has not done much since. A quick exit on a network show and hoping his latest project turns out to be a hit. Well, he was hitting the drugs hard at a party for his project and hitting on the women harder. He is still good looking, just in a bloated way.

#2- I think most people were just embarrassed at this former B- list mostly television actress who caught a big break almost two decades ago and has been living off that fame and trying to work her way back on a rebooted version with very little luck. Anyway, at a recent charity event she was basically selling herself to anyone who looked like they had enough money to pay her fee.

#3- Kindness - This person has actually been the subject of a couple of bad behavior blinds, but this is something that is great that she has done and is doing. A former host of a network reality show and also one of many of those talking heads that all kind of blend together on red carpets, she does not do much now entertainment wise. What she does do though is spend almost 40 hours a week volunteering for various cancer charities and visiting cancer patients and survivors and will hit any red carpet for any cancer charity and do whatever she can to raise money for the cause. Just completely tireless in her devotion and a 180 of my opinion of her because of it.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 23, 2015

Academy Awards

This A- list mostly movie actress who will be A- list at least for a few more weeks is an offspring. She has a sobriety problem and on Saturday night was spotted making out with a big time coke dealer/fake movie producer guy.

Dakota Johnson

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 23, 2015

Academy Awards

C+ list mostly movie French actress. At the Chanel party Saturday night she kept talking about her new boyfriend who also happens to be a co-star. He is a foreign born A- list mostly movie actor known for portraying a vampire. Probably news to his stick girlfriend.

Stacy Martin/Robert Pattinson ( I can't figure out if they just hooked up or if she wanted some buzz for herself)

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 23, 2015

Academy Awards

Probably my favorite text of the night

. It is a two parter and the second part came much later in the night.

“I don’t look like her. What, do you think I am a w*ore like her?”

“You better stay away from me you w**ore. I know you f**ked my man.”

“It isn’t like you weren’t f**king your boss.”

The first quote and the final quote are from this foreign born B list model who did some acting this year in a big hit movie which she casting couched her way into. Oh, and she has an A+ list celebrity/athlete ex. She was being confused with Emily Ratahowever you spell her name by some guest.

The middle quote is from this former lead singer in a girl group turned reality judge when the two crossed paths during the night.

Irina Shayk/Nicole Scherzinger

Blind Item #8

This SNL actor brought his mom to an event which was sweet. Not so sweet was leaving her to find her own way home when he hooked up with a barely hanging on to celebrity/reality star.

Blind Item #7

At a party this week, this B+ list mostly television actor who is going for two straight cable hit shows kept asking this porn star turned actress if she would make a movie with him. He then listed a variety of sex acts she could perform on him and was just being an a-hole.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 23, 2015

Academy Awards

This A+ list mostly movie actor was a presenter last night and right before he went out on stage got into an argument with a woman who called the actor a cheater for what he was doing that night. My spy didn’t know who the woman was. Maybe a production assistant on the show. My spy also didn’t see what the actor was doing that was cheating but this woman was in his face and was ticked. Our actor did not say much because this was going on up until 20 seconds before he went on stage.

Ben Affleck

Blind Item #6

He might hate his A list reality step-sister but he was forced to name drop her this past weekend to get into a club and then again to get into the VIP section. He only lasted there a few minutes because someone told him he would have to pay $5000 to join in the fun. Apparently that is a bit of a stretch for him and the A listers there waved bye as he left.

Blind Item #5

I'm hoping they are not boyfriend/girlfriend any longer because the actor boyfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned take what you can get actress with a list name recognition was cheating on her all weekend with some random wannabe actress.

Blind Item #4

This closeted barely hanging on to A list mostly television actor who got his fame in movies before heading to a miserable excuse for a television show has been a frequent visitor to NYC gay clubs and peep shows and is basically having non-stop sex with guys.

Blind Item #3

This former A list mostly television actor who most people believed would be a big movie star when his hit show ended has barely made a dent in the movie business despite a catchy name. He has a serious significant other but it didn't stop him from hooking up with this very young Academy Award winner/nominee actress who hits a lot of red carpets.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Blind Item #2

I'm not sure this will turn out well, but apparently the reason this A- list mostly movie actress reunited with her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend is because she is pregnant. I'm not sure the timing quite fits for the baby to be his but she is convinced it is his. He seems to have his doubts.

Blind Item #1

This openly gay A- list celebrity who manages to appear on multiple reality shows and even a scripted show hires male strippers to come to his place a few times a week. He never gets close enough to touch them, but has them dance for him for an hour or two at a time. Apparently he sits there like a statue.

Mr. X Blind Item #4

What former tweener who doesn't act anymore is using a fake medical excuse for her recent drug relapse? She needs rehab that bad because it's gotten to that point.

Mr. X Blind Item #3

What foreign born actor who stars in several franchises went commando at one of the overseas premieres of his latest flick?

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 23, 2015

This child actor turned A list director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is usually a really nice guy but he refuses to pay up on a promise he made to some of the most underprivileged people in the world just because a film he made didn’t make any money. Apparently though, things are getting serious because he has hired bodyguards to keep him safe from some of their relatives.

Ron Howard/ A Good Lie

Today's Blind Items - So Much More

At this point, almost everyone knows this couple is headed for a breakup. Child care and custody have been divided and payments discussed. I think maybe they each hold out hope they will get back together, but there are a lot of issues. Some, are kind of out there for the world to see. There is the womanizing and the drinking and the gambling. On her part there is that she expects things to be a certain way and is compulsive and almost OCD in her every day life. She can be a huge pain and it is not like she has a bunch of great recommendations from any of her exes. There has never been a good split with anyone in her life.

There is more though. It is his way of risking everything by taking huge chances like he wants to get caught. There was the former B+ list mostly television actress from the hit almost network show. They hooked up a bunch over a very short period of time and if he had left his wife then, there would have been an entirely different past two years that took place. She would much prefer him to her current. Not even close.

There was the co-star he got pregnant. That was something that has continued to require a great deal of rug sweeping. Lots and lots. The co-star who got pregnant thinks she has everything under control on her side but when our star gets drunk he starts calling in the middle of the night and the co-star has a tough time explaining the late night calls to her significant other.

Oh, and speaking of late night calls. The odds on favorite to claim our guy should the split become official is his ex. Yep. That ex. The one you are thinking about. They hook up all the time. All the time. With her job prospects suddenly limited, she thinks this would be a great time to get back together. When she was with him, she was at her peak. It was because of the buzz that she reached her peak. She wants that buzz. She wants the flashbulbs. Hopefully he has more sense.

Don't even get me started on the dozens of dealers and part-time hookers that are in casinos that he has spent hours or nights with. Any of them could spill their story and make a few bucks. It is shocking that to this point none have. Maybe they all think he will come back to them.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 22, 2015

You have never seen a guy move so quickly. The head guy at that big search engine company who isn’t married any longer was trying to make moves on a variety of early 20 something women last night but kept getting cornered by this former A list singer turned part-time actress and still possible murder suspect in my mind. She was talking ideas one second and promising to f**k him better than any other woman the next and was relentless.

Courtney Love

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 22, 2015

This A list celebrity/athlete who has more gold around his neck than most rappers actually had sex with a woman, then went and proposed to his girlfriend. While she went out to celebrate with friends after she said yes, he hooked up with the other woman again.

Michael Phelps

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 21, 2015

This B list celebrity with the unique look who seemingly travels the world dancing, maybe, but definitely showing off her look started talking to this B+ list model with a very good month. The celebrity was talking to the model about the model’s celebrity boyfriend. It seems that the B list celebrity used to have sex with the model’s boyfriend and wanted her to know the behaviors she had corrected and some things they could do to improve their sex life.

Dita von Teese/Hannah Davis/Derek Jeter

Mr. X Blind Item #2

Easy Easy: What A-list reality star who is still technically married was in Dubai over Memorial Day weekend for a "beauty conference"? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Mr. X Blind Item #1

What reality show mothers are in a competition for which of their daughters will be getting a fat paycheck for being the new beard of that closeted, foreign born athlete? The funny thing is, their spawn are friends but I can't see them being pals for much longer.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 20, 2015

This B list mostly television actress who is lucky to find work and only gets it because of her now defunct marriage which gives her that A+ list name recognition is being a diva. A guest starring role where all the cast and crew drive themselves to work but our actress has to have a car pick her up and drop her off. The only person on set who does this.

Katie Holmes

Blind Item #6 - Kindness

This B list actress has been mostly television. A huge monster hit cable show and a bomb of a network show in which she was the lead. Another day and another chance at her own show. She is going out of her way to be nice to fans. For the past few days she has been inviting fans she sees around the set to come take a look and shows them her trailer and basically is a tour guide while she poses for photos and signs autographs and records voice mail greetings. She has probably done this for about 50 fans the past few days. Really nice move on her part.

Blind Item #5

This kind of behavior is what got her fired from her last gig. This B- list mostly television actress who somehow landed another tv gig after being fired from her last one was at a movie premiere this week and was the biggest pain. Yes, she is in the movie, but she acted like she was some A+ list superstar and complained about press she didn't know and the temperature of the water bottle she was given and her seating and the list went on and on. I'm guessing she might be fired from her new job even before it airs.

Blind Item #4

This One Direction singer is cheating on his girlfriend fairly regularly with this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is on a hit cable show on a network you don't think of right away for scripted programming.

Blind Item #3

This celebrity offspring of a former A list couple blew off an important night for her mother because she says the mom is a trigger for all of the daughter's addictions. I think she just hates her mom for calling her out on her issues.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Blind Item #2

Well, not even a party in her honor goes exactly as planned. This former A list singer who also acted in movies a long time ago has had problems over the years with the law and her fans. At a party in her honor this week, the singer threw the girlfriend of a son out of the party and accused the girlfriend of getting pregnant on purpose for money. Quite the scene.

Blind Item #1

It looks like this B+ list mostly television actor from that very big hit on an almost network is ready to come out. A few years ago he was all set to come out but then landed one hit after another and his people told him to wait. He was pretty public with his boyfriend this weekend though so maybe he feels the time is right.

Blind Item #10

This tweener actress turned successful singer made three times what she made singing the other night when she slept with this pre-arranged date after one of her shows outside the US.

Blind Item #9

This B list talk show host looking for a full-time gig despite her A list name recognition really ticked off a huge multinational chain when she said she would pose with a product they sell, but she didn't want people to think she actually shopped at the store. Unless of course they were willing to pay her extra. They weren't.

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 19, 2015

This A list mostly television actress who has her own show finally decided to call it quits with her crush/sometime boyfriend who is also an actor because he kept having sex with as many women as he could and never actually had sex with the A lister even though she has made it clear for years she wants to.

Mindy Kaling/BJ Novak

Today's Blind Items - Quick Hits

#1 - This Academy Award winning actress was ticked off to say the least that the former A list mostly movie actress who had sex with her husband regularly while married was at the same party as our Oscar winner. Oh, the ex-husband was there too.

#2- This former A list action movie star from back in the day who still has very high name recognition has an obsession with body hair. Apparently if you want to have sex with him you have to remove all the hair on your body except your head and eyebrows. He then does a visual inspection before he will have sex.

#3 - This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is known more for her boyfriends and cheating rather than acting nearly overdosed on drugs twice in the past week.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 19, 2015

They might not be actually having sex (yeah, I don’t believe that either), but this underage reality star from that A list reality show was on her knees under a table in a private dining room when a waiter walked in without knocking as they usually do. Not that it matters but she was also hammered on booze the older boyfriend bought for her and was not supposed to share. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor to go with some statutory rape.

Kylie Jenner/Tyga

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Mr. X

February 18, 2015

Which A-list reality star and parent from hell was turned away at a fashion show where her meal tickets were attending? The security guy who did the envious duties never heard such a big f-bomb rant in his life from the parent. More proof that her brood is turning against her, I guess.

Kris Jenner/Kendall Jenner

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 17, 2015

This former A list mostly television actor who went from soaps to prime time to I’m not doing anything but every woman on this planet has loved me for two decades was on an international flight and struck up a little thing with a flight attendant and he went down to the crew rest area below the passenger seating and the two went at it for a good hour before he returned to his seat and she returned to work.

John Stamos

Blind Item #8 - Kindness

This A list model is now an actress. Yeah, well I'm sure it will be about as awful as you would expect. Her acting is not the issue. While filming she is staying at a hotel and has got to know the woman who cleans her room and learned through talking to her that it was the 25th wedding anniversary of the woman and her husband. Our actress arranged for a suite at the hotel and a limo and dinner and just went out of her way to do everything possible to make it a night the couple would remember.

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actress who has turned to television despite her Academy Award winner/nominee status is currently hiding from her husband. Well, not exactly hiding because he knows where she is, but definitely not going out unless protected and in public places. I'm not sure why they don't just get divorced. It will probably be even more messy than the end of her last relationship.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 17, 2015

This former A list singer turned reality star left her significant other/baby daddy at their hotel so she could hook up with a female dancer she met earlier in the day. Apparently she flew the dancer back home to LA too.

Christina Aguilera

Blind Item #6

This very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is set to be a superhero. He is also married but it didn't stop him from hooking up with as many women as he could this past weekend while he was out of town.

Blind Item #5

This B list rapper who has hit women in the past cheated on his gorgeous celebrity offspring with our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress. Apparently she didn't care he was seeing someone or that she was seeing someone.

Blind Item #4

This Presidential candidate is hoping that no one publicly comes out and exposes his ties to a child molester who has ties to that celebrity child molester in the news this past week.

Blind Item #3

This Disney actress who becomes legal very soon recently went under the knife because she wants her first adult role to have a topless scene so there will be no going back to the Mouse.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Blind Item #2

On the season finale of this long running late night show, there was a musical guest ready to perform who was going to be a "surprise." The reason they were there was because the musical act could barely stand because of being so wasted by the time the first song was performed and producers were worried there would not be a second song.

Blind Item #1

This in a relationship B list singer has had a couple of issues the past few weeks. It may be tied to the fact that she is cheating on her boyfriend with this Academy Award nominee/winner from an acting family who does not really seem to have any moral boundaries.

Blind Items Revealed #12

February 17, 2015

Fashion Week

This celebrity offspring who thinks she is hot s**t because she co-hosts a talk show type thingy was absolutely rude the other day at a show because staffers did not seat her first. “F**k those other people. I am in the front row and need to be seated. They can wait.”

Kelly Osbourne

Blind Items Revealed #11

February 12, 2015

This former B+ list mostly movie actress who used to always get naked in movies then disappeared before help from a franchise resurrected her career was spotted having sex in a helicopter this past week. It was on the ground but she was bouncing up and down with her chest fully pressed against the front glass and a group of airport workers was dropped off in front of the copter while she was going at it and everyone got a great look.

Heather Graham

Blind Items Revealed #10

February 11, 2015

Our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor was slumped over drunk and passed out at a gaming table this week. He had a bottle blonde sitting next to him who looked to be barely old enough to be there.

Ben Affleck

Blind Items Revealed #9

February 11, 2015

I don’t know what set it off and I don’t know what history could have caused the reaction, but this A- list comedienne who is a B list actress too got into a screaming match with that celebrity offspring turned actress who has that huge movie opening this week. They were both staying at the same hotel and crossed paths in the lobby and witnesses say they started screaming at each other before the offspring caught an elevator going up.

Sarah Silverman/Dakota Johnson

Blind Items Revealed #8

February 11, 2015

This former A+ list singer turned way too young to be doing her Rod Stewart impression A- lister ordered her security to do a better job of keeping fans away from her. So, now they carry mini batons which they conceal in their hands and if a fan’s hand comes reaching for the singer they use the mini baton to swat away the hand. She really loves her fans doesn’t she?

Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #7

February 10, 2015

This former A list singer who was a two hit wonder at best sent his girlfriend home the other day so he could talk about his kids with his ex who actually stayed A list. The two ended up having ex sex according to the nanny who walked in on them.

Seal/Heidi Klum

Blind Items Revealed #6

February 10, 2015

This former B list tweener who was never a tweener when she had her own tweener show is trying her hand at music and acting and nothing is sticking. She really wanted to be part of a music charity project but no one was interested until she agreed to pose half naked for it. I still don’t think they know who she is even though every tweener does.

Victoria Justice

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 10, 2015

Well, he cheated before they got married. Heck, he cheated with her when he was still married to someone else so it shouldn’t come as a shock that this B list celebrity is cheating on his B+ list mostly movie actress wife. She had to expect it, but you would think he would make it a year first. Six months?

Dwayne Wade/Gabrielle Union

Blind Items Revealed #4 - Mr. X

Grammy Awards

February 9, 2015

Which two former tweeners had a confrontation backstage after former tweener #1 overheard former tweener #2 imitating her singing? Their PR people had to break it up before it got physical.

Ariana Grande/Miley Cyrus

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Mr. X

Grammy Awards

February 9, 2015

What permanent A++ list songstress left the Grammys alone and in a rage after she saw one of her hubby’s mistresses trying to talk to her child backstage?

Beyonce/Rihanna

Blind Items Revealed #2-Mr. X

February 9, 2015

Grammy Awards

“That b**ch has some motherf**king nerve to get up and walk out during MY performance!” – permanent A++ list icon on her arch rival being AWOL during her number. If you asked any of the other celebs in attendance last night, they were glad she left too.

Madonna/Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 9, 2015

Grammy Awards

This actually occurred at a pre-Grammy Awards party. This B list celebrity/producer/host might have said the right things about this B+ list actress/comedienne/host, but it does not mean any of the things said were true. They blew each other off all night and the B+ lister said some not very nice things.

Melissa Rivers/Kathy Griffin

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #8

February 8, 2015

This A list comedian who is having a pretty good last 12 months in acting too is tiny in stature, and apparently that includes everywhere so he never leaves home without some added padding. He prefers to avoid the sock thing and instead uses a fairly large sex toy to give him the size he wants people to think he has.

Kevin Hart

Blind Items Revealed #7

February 8, 2015

Yes, that was the actor who portrays one of the big superheroes with the pants to his tux down around his feet as he had sex with this model/escort he brought as his date to an event outside the country. It was a huge event, but apparently he only came to say he had sex there because he left shortly after. Without his date.

Henry Cavill

Blind Items Revealed #6

February 7, 2015

This former A list singer turned reality star turned other things turned reality star turned back to her other things who still has A+ list name recognition was at a party the other night. While there she ran into this very drunk former Playmate. The Playmate proceeded to tell everyone about the time our A lister had sex with two guys in front of a group of people at the Playboy Mansion. Our A lister fled as quickly as possible.

Jessica Simpson

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 6, 2015

This British music mogul/reality star has cut down the women in his life down to his baby mama and this 2014 pop star who trashed the band he helped create.

Simon Cowell/Charli XCX

Blind Item #4

This Disney star who is in shows and their television movies and might be the biggest star they have right now had to take some publicity photos for some Disney promo campaign. The guy was reeking of pot. He was incredibly wasted. Apparently the photographer thought it was hilarious but some of the younger kids had no idea what was so funny.

Blind Item #3

This actress turned singer played a festival yesterday and was a complete mess. The whole not having a structured show to go to is really killing her. She did rehab in her teens and needs it again. The pace of her decline is what is really scary.

Blind Item #2

This rock star who has done the solo thing and been in a reality show with his ex, the former actress who never seems to age is best known for being in a group. Anyway, he was performing outside LA this weekend with the group and got into an argument with an escort because he said she charged about three times what an escort would in LA and this was middle America. She explained it was a big weekend in town. Huge actually and then told our in a relationship rock star he could watch spankovision instead. He coughed up the money and even gave her a very big tip.

Blind Item #1

At a party yesterday, this celebrity fitness trainer was driving everyone crazy. Not only would she not stop name dropping her actress bff, she kept making excuses for the bff as to why the bff was not at the party. Her ex says that the trainer would talk about the bff during sex. Seems more stalkerish than bff.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 6, 2015

This reality star turned mogul turned host turned reality star who does not make as much money as a mogul as she would lead you to believe set a great example for her very young child the other day as she went on a huge f bomb laced tirade in front of a group of people all while holding her kid. The mom didn’t even seem phased.

Bethenny Frankel

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 6, 2015

One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities almost came to blows the other night at dinner. Neither knew the other was going to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the other saying nasty things. The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and was ready to fight right then and there.

Joanna Krupa/Brandi Granville

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 6, 2015

This B list mostly television actress from that very hit cable show that will end soon made a terrible decision. Well, she has made a lot of them, but she let a birthday call from an old flame turn into hooking up with the married old flame who is also an A list celebrity/host in his own right.

January Jones/Bobby Flay (and then a few weeks later, the divorce announcement. Although there was the hookup at the food festival and the assistant. If he was in a band he would have hooked up with Giada.)

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 5, 2015

This B+ list celebrity offspring/part-time host who is foreign born would not stop talking smack about this A+ list singer last weekend. The singer thinks they are friends, but honestly, Diplo said kinder things about the A+ lister than this B+ lister did.

Kelly Osbourne/Katy Perry