Saturday, January 02, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #16

September 26, 2015

This now out of work athlete who has A+ list name recognition, but is not that great at his sport is looking for some positive publicity and someone who can keep her mouth shut. So, he brought in this out of work pro beard who spent a lot of time with a former A list tweener.

Tim Tebow/Olivia Culpo

27 comments:

June Gordon said...

He telled me he only thinks bout Jesus when he masterbates.

david said...

And then they broke up...because of his insecurity about sexual intercourse.

sandybrook said...

He works for ESPN and SEC Network Enty.

Unemployable said...

Well, he does spend a lot of time on his knees.

Tricia13 said...

Between June and Unemloyable and all the reveals again-it's an embarrassment of riches! Love it....

Dena said...

Jesus was kinda hot back in the day, not gonna lie.

Mr X said...

So do you.

Unemployable said...

Tebow fans can be a little touchy.

Snarknado said...

normal person+anonymity+internet=Fuckwad

Snarknado said...

Totally agree.

Snarknado said...

Mr. X doesn't realize you're an asset to CDAN, Unemployable. Mr. X serves old cold tea.

Snarknado said...

Burying mr. exlax and his three little turds, er words under a pile of snarknado.

OKay said...

*LOL* If you saw what he REALLY looked like, you would absolutely not think that...

Snarknado said...

Me too!

Mr. Hex said...

Mr. X pops up to defend Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow! Mr. X probably ships Tim with Clark Gable.

Snarknado said...

The show where they did a reconstruction of what he really would have looked like in that time and place, saw it, see what you mean, OKay.

Snarknado said...

But his life made him a handsome man, deserving of an idealized image, imo.

Mr X said...

Nope, not a Tebow fan but i think picking on him is old.

Mr X said...

Take your gay fantasies elsewhere. Thanks.

Mr X said...

You did? Ummm ok.

Mr X said...

Old cold tea? Oooh what a comeback.

Unemployable said...

Ok, I'll pick on Johnny Manziel, then. He's about to be unemployed too.

Snarknado said...

Came at you like a bitch and doesn't even like Tebow? Whoa, that's insane. And his comebacks have all the power of a mouse fart. I need a gif, stat, my friend!

Talking about Manziel heats up our cocoa at breakfast. Johnny Football, what a joke.

Mr X said...

I'm with you on that. Manziel is a douchebag. Sad thing is, he might end up in Dallas. (not a cowboys fan)

Mr X said...

Snark you talk like a bitch so you must be one. Congrats?

Snarknado said...

Derek, love ya. This was a classic troll!

Snarknado said...

This has been Derek all along!!! Good times!

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