Saturday, January 02, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #34

September 28, 2015

This former A+ list tweener is a lucky guy. His drug dealer got stuck in traffic so our former tweener turned do nothing didn’t have drugs on him when his bag was searched upon arrival in a foreign country this past week. I guess they have heard about him too.

Joe Jonas

7 comments:

sandybrook said...

Since I've never travelled outside America, doesn't customs check everybody's bags nowadays?

Snarknado said...

But he's a famous celebrity Sandybrook. Gets to keep his shoes on, too, I bet. And keep his change in his pocket.

Claire said...

I still don't buy these blinds. I could not give less of a fuck about any of the Jonas', and have never even heard their music BUT it seems like Enty just has a problem with Joe for some reason.

Unemployable said...

Did they confiscate his penis pump? I read somewhere that they do that.

June Gordon said...

If you take party helper overseas you has to be VERY careful. I know how to do it and I tell you but I have to charge.

shump said...

Nope. Not if you have nothing to declare.

ARC17 said...

One of the perfect Christian boy banders who wore purity rings on drugs?? I'd like to know his drug of choice

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