Friday, March 04, 2016

Blind Item #13

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is not even 18 yet but is hooking up with the 40 something year old man who keeps her supplied with drugs. The last person he age he dealt to around her age died of an overdose.

34 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

paris jackson

Tricia13 said...

Paris Jackson again

Derek Harvey said...

Don't be bitter
I am surprised you didn't guess Selma Blair again

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Oooh is daddy not petting you again? You thirsty and need some attention, Derek? Some girls like you are always so thirsty. Now go play the victim.

Lurky McLurkster said...

Says the person who guesses Kordell Stewart whenever football is mentioned

Megley said...

"The last person he age he dealt to around her age died of an
overdose."
There is no fucking way English is Envy's native language. We know he doesn't believe in proofreading and editing, but there is no excuse for this piss-poor attempt at constructing a simple goddamned sentence.

Megley said...

Yes, I am the English/grammar police; my BA degree is in English composition and postmodern lit. In case you're wondering who left me in charge.

Cinabun said...

+infinity
If a person is going to write a blog, learn how to write. Or use Word. At least it has some fairly decent auto-correct features.
It pisses me off that even on huge sites where writers actually have college degrees,
(CNN, NBC, pick one) they cannot construct sentences that are grammatically correct.
And don't even get me started on spelling errors....

Saskia said...

Not sure if Johnny Depp is A++ but I'll guess Lily Rose

anna from savannah said...

Speaking of education: Did you know the late, great Peter Jennings didn't finish HS? Didn't have to. His father was the head of Canadian Broadcasting. I have a wonderful Peter Jennings story (I have so many stories, right?) that I will share with CDAN one day soon. Way funny.

Eire said...

If you KNOW THE NAME of this man, why not give it to the Cops/FBI? I don't know, maybe save a life!!! The celebrities die like flies year after year and their dealers are still walking around free as birds. Not fair!

mooshki said...

Bobbi Kristina for the overdose?

Dereks mommy said...

Once again I am sorry. I forgot to get his Meds again.

Paint Chips said...

That's what I was wondering.

Cate Chandler said...

Johnny Depp
Lily Rose Depp
River Phoenix at the Viper Room.

Boom.

Cate Chandler said...

Never mind. I messed up.

Unboom.

Snarknado said...

Looks like a cut and paste fail/letter-drop combo with a side order of minimum wage.

Snarknado said...

Daily Mail in the UK doesn't even try.

ET said...

No one cares

me said...

Lmfao at least her guesses possibly fit Mrs. "mandy moore is skinny "!

H2O said...

"with a side order of minimum wage." Beautiful!

Hot Cola said...

Yes! Please!

Hot Cola said...

+100 LMAO :)

Hot Cola said...

^That
Out them, shame them, anonymous tips, anything. Just don't let us read it and those ugly ppl walk free.

Derek's Protuberance said...

Hey, Mrs. H.! Nice to see you on here again. Yes, unfortunately, your son is a massive, steaming pile of the darkest, most putrid horseshit imaginable. I feel just terrible for what you must have endured trying to raise that little narcissistic
douche all by yourself. My sincerest condolences and please reach out to us for support whenever you need it!

Derek's Thong said...

NAILED IT!

Unemployable said...

Snarknado is channeling Dorothy Parker lately.

BUbbles said...

Well with major publications, it's really the copy editors job to make sure everything is ready for print. Back in the day, writers weren't known for their spelling and grammar which is why you needed copy editors. Reminds me of an adage that was popular when I was in journalism school many moons ago; Those who can write, those who can't copy edit.

Cinabun said...

I know a few people who never went to college that could do it better for minimum wage! A degree does not guarantee writing ability. Nor does what one is paid.
Thank you 'no child left behind'.

Me Again said...

You don't wonder why everyone hates you, do you?

I know, I know, you don't care.

Isabel said...

Five years lurking in this website, I logged in just to say that Derek Harvey is an ass. Thanks, I will be on my way. Bye.

Derek's Protuberance said...

+1,000,000

Snarknado said...

Oh great, someone else I have to apologize to....

Snarknado said...

Now I can add Megley, because I left a dangling participle.

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