Friday, April 08, 2016

Four For Friday - The Party

There has always been talk about this A+ list mostly movie actor and his performance issues with women in the bedroom. He might date some of the most beautiful women in the world but it doesn't mean this Academy Award winner/nominee can actually follow through on sex. His two longest relationships involved a whole lot of roleplaying and a whole lot of pretending to be something they were not to make anything happen. I think the fact he stayed with them so long shows just how hard it is for him to find someone willing to do those things.

Anyway, at a party within the past couple of weeks, our actor was out of the country and decided to invite two dozen of the local talent. There were a couple of his friends with him who each had their fill of women, but our actor wanted to show he was a man. Umm, yeah. So, he took a bunch of Viagra and then had each woman come into his room Hef style. Instead of having sex with them, he made each of them perform orally on him. Each woman had to do it for ten minutes and he went through all two dozen. The thing is, at least according to a couple of women that were there, he never actually finished so to speak. He just is not that into women. At least not that way. The even more sick thing about the whole thing is that he didn't use a condom.

37 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Sean Penn

sandybrook said...

Leo Lukas and Jonah

sandybrook said...

the original pussy posse

Kno Won Uno said...

Men can get so ridiculously creepy about such things. It's just a dick, it's just sex, stop obsessing over it & letting it consume your life. Tedious.

jack said...

Men are usually intermittently reinforced during the early part of their lives. Messes with their priorities. And often their performance.

david said...

80% of Actors are Gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
So, he couldn't perform with (female) models.
What about (male) models?

OB said...

If this is Leo, as a Pats fan I'm wondering what Gisele was doing with him for 5 years....

HiHat said...

This sure sounds like Leo to me...

Clarisse McClellan said...

http://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/news/g27849/leonardo-dicaprio-dating-history/?slide=1

He dumped the model after a night of love she found disappointing. Bridget told New York Magazine that "nothing happened" between them." Lol!

Eire said...

A walk down memory lane! Sounds so like the late Duke and Duchess of Windsor!

Zilla1 said...

Leo, Leo, Leo. There have been stories, there have been blinds.

seriouslytho said...

this is straight up Dicaprio. The iron door of the closet shut and the blonde parade began after the suspicious Interview mag 1995 interview and then the other guy in the industry outting him and his team for reinventing his sexuality

Leo has his Oscar, and honestly, isnt that what was the last thing he was craving? be you dude - be gay Leonardo Dicaprio.

Sadie said...

Leo. Obviously.

Sadie said...

There were stories at the time that Gisele had a bf in Brazil. And Leo was strictly for publicity. And it worked, she was no superstar model before she started 'dating' him.

CindyC said...

oh wow, i was totally off I guess. I read this as Tom Cruise filming in England.

HH314 said...

@CindyC: Tom Cruise with two dozen women? Ha-ha-ha, that's a good one
OT: I do not understand the outrage regarding no condom use. I never heard of BJs with condoms.

DoctorMaybe said...

The roleplaying comment, the fact that so few women would be WILLING to play out the fantasy he's into, and the comment that he's not into women "that way" (rather than just saying he's not into women, full stop) makes me think this actor is interested in little girls.

Cecilia00 said...

We have heard about Leo and his hand/oral only before, haven't we? When another blind said an ex told friends they never had full sex or something? I am thinking part of this is him being hyper scared of getting a girl pregnant. Sure he could use a condom, but he seems like the type to think every woman with him is trying to trick him and get knocked up

OKay said...

Nah. Gisele is fug. She would just butch it up and make him happy.

Airhead said...

I'm getting on the Leo train

Airhead said...

I wonder if he vaped during

Namaste said...

@HH314: Sounds like a brush up on safe sex 101 would be a good idea. Multiple partners, foreign country begs for herpes or any other. I dont care about sex all that much and even I would probably not be that careless.

Hot Cola said...

Leo train.

Mooshki said...

I guessed Tommy Boy as well. I don't think he's gay, I think he's asexual.

Stardust said...

What i find most interesting that he was not able to "complete it" even with those techniques. Perhaps it's a health issue. As for Gisele , I think she was holding out for marriage

epiphany said...

I bet oral with two dozen hookers leaves a big carbon footprint.

c17 said...

Ooh - that's a good one! The only actor whose known predilection for jailbait comes to mind is Charlie Sheen.

c17 said...

But he's not an AA winner / nominee, is he? Blergh.

Malibuborebee said...

I think he's both, he's gay and he forced himself to become mostly asexual.

Sina Ma Veritas said...

How could a gay man pretend to be with a woman or even a bunch or procession.

If Leo's not well endowed or has performance issues okay and so what but I don't believe Leo is really gay and pretending to be straight.

So he can act for a film role. But keep up a fake act in public and private 24/6 ?

I don't think so.

Laura Palmer said...

Come on ...this has to be b.s....24 blowies? 24 swilling participants lined up for this unsanitary fest?

I call bull.

Bubbles said...

She was definitely an A-list model with great name recognition, but he certainly had a huge part in broadening her audience and expanding her profile. I don't think she was quite a general household name like a Naomi Campbell back then.

Poo said...

I had a relationship with a man that liked to dress as a woman and I would help him. Obviously it didn't last. Once I found out, and he was able to express himself, I was no longer into it, but he flourished as a woman and didn't like having a dick.

Studio54 said...

I remember stories of Giselle wanting to go back to DiCaprio before she married Tom Brady, when his ex was having his kid, etc. I do not believe their relationship was fake.

Studio54 said...

I believe Leo has never met anyone since Giselle he loved as much. He's got everyone throwing themselves at him, and he's never formed a deep relationship with any of them like he did Giselle. These people Enty keeps saying are gay, I think are just being wisely picky about who they are with, which is the way it should be. I believe these people are all straight: George Clooney, Leo DiCaprio, Kendall Jenner, Taylor Swift.

HYUFD said...

More like bisexual!

Laura said...

I don't think she was a beard. When she dated Leo she was already a house hold name everywhere, America doesn't care about high fashion but in South America, Europe and Asia Gisele was already bigger than Naomi and all 80' models and the most well paid ever.
IMO they bond over other things, like the environmental issues and politics. Gisele was since the beginning of her career politically and socially conscious, her foundation is discrete and does a lot for kids in the South where she comes from. She build that when she was only 19, and never really advertises much.
TBH she was the only one who he seemed happy and genuinely interested in, maybe she was the one who got away? I think he is bisexual that leans way more towards men and probably is hard to find a woman who he feels attracted to.

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