Saturday, May 28, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 29, 2016

This A list country singer says her celebrity ex-husband was a boy and her boyfriend is a man. She was referring to the size of their equipment.

Miranda Lambert

17 comments:

Brooklyn Girl said...

Get it girl.

Gookie said...

Not sure if she really did say that but it's the equivalent of saying a woman has small breasts or is too fat. It's a cheap shot but then again she was a cheater when they met.

jack said...

She is a loose woman.

KK said...

Keepin' it classy.

mariaj said...

Very unclassy

Ay said...

She's so odd looking.

Ms. Anne Thrope said...

He always struck me as a member of Team Teeny Peeny, but she ain't no prize herself. She has a pumpkin head.

Dynamo said...

I'm pretty sure Blake is thinking:
Sticks and Stones will break bones;
but names will never hurt us...

June Gordon said...

Poor Gwen. First she with a feller who likes the peen and now she with a feller without one.

Derek's only friend said...

Even I am tired of you.

inga said...

she knew about his equipment before marriage...
she is veryyyy an experienced girl...
but she married him anyway...
she was a popular singer w/$$ before blake...
WTF? BIG LOOVE? BEST BOOZER BUDDY?

Gookie said...

And according to Blake she has a way with words:

She put the her in hurt
She put the why in try
She put the S.O.B. in sober
She put the hang in hangover (hangover)
She put the ex in sex
She put the low in blow
She put a big F.U. in my future

DEREK'S THONG said...

NAILED IT WITH LIFE

Patrick said...

Also, that is the most cutting insult to a man, and it is one that is almost impossible to disprove. Based on height, hand size, and foot size, I tend to discount what she says. The new guy might be bigger, but I doubt Blake is small.

Dick said...

Shakespeare lives!

Hot Cola said...

Now THATS Deliciouse gossip!

TheCousinEddy said...

Is it that Blake as a small peen or that Miranda has a gaping vagina? As Borat would say, maybe "her vagina hang like Sleeve of Wizard".

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