Monday, August 08, 2016

Blind Item #11

I'm pretty sure this A list reality star wakes up every morning wondering how she can f**k with her fans again. One weight loss trick or gimmick seems to be revealed every couple of weeks. She never reveals the coke though. Oh, or the lipo. Nope. Instead she loves seeing her fans copying all the crap ideas she comes up with when drunk.

26 comments:

sandybrook said...

KTrash

sandybrook said...

Or Kim Zolciak because of the drunk part

Snookiemonster said...

Kocktails with Khloe

Kno Won Uno said...

+1
She wraps herself in trash bags (this week)

Snookiemonster said...

Klassic!

Zilla1 said...

I think this is Khloe too.

Please let all the Kardashians and Jenners fall victim to the next up and coming Bernie Madoff.

Sarah said...

Khlo. I'm sorry, no one who has lost the weight she has can still have a butt that big. It's not proportional, it doesn't look right, and they all need to admit to getting fat transfer surgery instead of pretending they're doing this the healthy way.

Dawn said...

I really wish people would stop believing the hype the K-Trash family continues to put out there. Someone somewhere needs to start spilling their secrets so we can just be done with them. On the other hand the fact that they laugh at their fans mean maybe those fans deserve it.

Riven said...

The only time I'd briefly consider working out in a trash bag is if John Cena and his dancing pecs were nearby.

inga said...

brilliant, +me...
k/j worship Mammona...

AshBey said...

Her butt (+Kim's butt+Amber Rose's butt+Blac Chyna's upsdide down butt) is disgusting. Like who is attracted to that surgically placed growth? Khloe is like Quasimodo in reverse.

AshBey said...

Also: is she closeted?

inga said...

ktrash'jan, the one w/ a bull face...

blahblah said...

She's a closeted MAN.

Zip said...

It was obvious there was nothing natural about her weight loss, but she looks better minus the bizarre butt implants which she thinks looks great and constantly shoves them in front of the world never understanding how comical it is. The drinking explains the constant weird facial expressions she constantly takes of herself. The kardashians are constantly trying to portray how rich and close knit they are, yet they have to relentlessly take photos of themselves and always seem alone. They have no fans.

Studio54 said...

KonGAY's "wife". And Oprah does the same thing. Her ultimate diet is photoshop and lipo.

Stacey said...

Here's hoping.

DRJ said...

Khloe of course, they slam Lamar all the time (via TMZ and various other blogs/websites) but at least his problems stem from him not being a bad person but a fragile one who never received the help/guidance to overcome lifelong tragedy. These skanks lie about everything under the sun!, and only a complete moron would believe she lost that weight the way she claims!

Whatever said...

I consider her (Khloe) the most dangerous of that whole family, given that she is not quite as moronically stupid as the rest of them. Her and PMK are truly nasty pieces of work.

Derek Harvey said...

Khloe tried suing my friend! lolllll True Story.

Small Penis Porn said...

Khlomonster spews pukey platitudes as though she's an evolved person and then in the next breath goes ghetto ham on someone. She's a lonely woman who has never had a relationship worth keeping and will never have one. No man wants to be controlled by mommy. People want a home where they can be comfortable not a museum.

Wen said...

Khloe needs to realize that no real man will EVER love her. She is pure human garbage.

WOW. said...

THAT.IS.FASCINATING.

AshBey said...

Preach!

Suzanne said...

Who the fuck buys their bullshit? Really! Since the youngest dolt is now flogging Puma, I hope the company goes bankrupt. Shit promoter for a shit product.

Studio54 said...

@Derek: I believe it. As someone noted above, second only to 666 PMK herself in obnoxiousness.

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