Thursday, December 29, 2016

Blind Item #3

The family of this movie (not almost network) superhero are not really loving his actress girlfriend. The reason is they can do the timeline in their head just like everyone else and things look bad. They prefer his ex. You know, his ex is not all that great either and has done some of her own timeline reconstruction in the past too.

27 comments:

sandybrook said...

Ezra Miller/Shailene Woodley

A said...

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate had an affair while she was still married that's why his family can do the timeline in their heads

MontanaMarriott said...

Chris Evans and Jenny Slate?

CrashDiego said...

Chris Evans

s said...

Who is the Evans ex that they prefer? Lizzie Olsen?

A said...

maybe

Guesser said...

The daily mail has him with an ex girlfriend on vacation. Chris Evans that is.

Rando said...

Chris/Jenny/Minka

TooMuch said...

Actor: Chris Evans, aka Captain Homewrecker.

Girlfriend: Jenny Slate. Raging pothead, cheated on her husband with Chris. Left it to her husband to file for divorce months later instead of dealing with the mess she made. Has also said how she has **** herself on purpose several times. I wish I was making that up but you can go listen to her own words on NPR.

Ex-girlfriend: Minka Kelly. She and Chris have both cheated on each other, including the blow up in late 2015 when Minka found out about Jenny.

Chris is straight. His younger brother, Scott, is openly gay and the entire Evans clan are very supportive of Scott.

TooMuch said...

Wrong Chris Evans. That's the Top Gear UK guy in the Daily Mail

Big Bang said...

Chris Evans/ Jenny Slate/ Minka. Jenny was married and still is.

Big Bang said...

TooMuch, lol, the crapping on my pants on purpose because mom told me to clean my room. Remember that she remained calm. She probably thought that's what true feminists do. What I thought more interesting in that interview was her father saying that some facts of the book not happened as Jenny wrote them. And saying that she had friends in school, while she says that she didn't. Guess she was useful to reveal what kind of thing Cap is into.

Maria Urena said...

Chris Homewrecker Evans/Jenny Shit myself Slate/Minka call the paps Kelly.

Liz said...

Chris Evans and Jenny Poopants Slate. Of course his family doesn't like her, what's in there to like? The cheating? The vulgarity? The drugs?

Poor Cap, how the mighty has fallen

JC said...

Evans/hot mess Slate. The timeline is just one of the reasons. Don't forget her drug use etc etc etc

texasrose said...

What the hell is he doing with Jenny Slate??? She must give phenomenal head or something.

Bruce Gender said...

Jenny Slate is like the ugliest woman alive, good christ

A said...

or maybe she has great coke deals with local dealers in their town lol

Sunny546 said...

Evans/Slate

Why does he only date pathetic women? Really, can't he bother finding someone decent like Scarlett or Lizzie Olsen or a nobody who can actually help him being better and not worse?

Ipoopalot said...

Because he's really hedonistic and sleazy in his personal interests. Nice guy it seems but definitely attracted to the dark side of sex and drugs.

Overwaters said...

It has to be Chris Evans. How can any guy be with Jenny Slate? The woman is pure crazy. I read some of her book, huge mistake. What nonsense and lies. The women has some severe emotional issues - crapping her pants willingly, yelling violently at people and constantly testing relationships to make sure they serve her. Wow, I'm exhausted for anyone that has to be around her for any time. Once Chris ends this she will blow and we'll know all their secrets.

Sharper Teeth said...

that's an amazing mix up, Guesser!

Go Minka said...

Obviously the OBVIOUS CHILD Jenny Slate and Chris EVANS. When is he going to dump her like she takes dumps in her pants? \

She wrote in her "book" that she treats people like shit to "check" and see they're still loyal to her. She obviously cheated on her husband with Chris.

HerfonKing said...

Yup. Crack Evans and Jenny Slut.
What a pair. How they gonna save and protect us when they're knee deep in white powder and butt plugs?

A said...

Holy sh-t. I just woke up from a dream that showed Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans' father. Ewww

PinkElephant said...

What surprises me is not just that he's dating her(even though he does look miserable around her every time) but that his family and friends are all okay with this fuckery of the cheating and home wrecking and are tolerating this for even one second. I guess they have no choice to deal with it or their annual disney trips will no longer be for free. Ugh.

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