Saturday, January 30, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #8

November 6, 2015

What better way to get some positive attention for yourself after the horrid way you treated a family member then by inviting a pap along to take photos of your own family. Big step for this A list mostly movie actor and his B- list actress wife. Of course she had to play the let me show you my breasts game in the photos.

Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively

Blind Items Revealed #7

November 5, 2015

This B+ list actor gets to play the same role on television as in the movies. Not a bad gig. He is also enjoying the perks that come with all this fame. Lots and lots of women. Did I mention he is married.

Kevin Dillon

Blind Items Revealed #6

November 5, 2015

This foreign born former A list singer who has trouble getting anything to stick now says she is happy regardless because she is away from this A list mogul who was more interested in sleeping with new female singers than moving her career along.

Leona Lewis/Simon Cowell

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 5, 2015

This former A list singer took to the stage this week despite being wasted out of her mind at a charity event. Hey, singers get drunk, but she keeps telling everyone she is sober.

Kesha

Blind Item #4

One best friend is pretty much out the door which opened a door for a new butt kisser/baby sitter for a Teen Mom. Enter someone who will probably be selling stories to the tabloids in a few months, but for now, knows her job is to baby sit all day and night and to post photos to social media under the Teen Mom's account to make it look like the Teen Mom was there when she wasn't. The old best friend/baby sitter? She wouldn't share her drugs with the Teen Mom because the Teen Mom always mooched and never bought her own. Apparently if you want to party with the Teen Mom you need to bow down to her and share.

Blind Item #3

This cable reality star from that franchise who also used to act as a child is now on multiple reality shows. She also knows if she is gone from home for longer than a day her part-time reality star husband will have someone else in her bed so she makes sure she comes home every night.

Blind Item #2

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A/A- list after some big bombs had a big television appearance this week. It was to promote his last chance to get back to A+ list. Anyway, he is so boring and so vain as to think no one would catch him that he recycled a 3 year old story he shared on another talk show. The only thing is he replaced the friends he mentioned in the past interview with his actress wife. It is amazing how history rewrites itself and how he thinks he can get away with revising history. About everything.

Blind Item #1

Another one of the Lyme disease fakers should really be more careful if she wants to pretend she was being treated for Lyme instead of rehab. Plus, she (foreign born former A list singer) is boozing again like crazy so will probably end up getting treated for "Lyme Disease" again for 30 days.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 5, 2015

This foreign born model likes to think of herself as A list. She also likes to act, but only had one big role. Her A- list actor boyfriend could put her in a movie but chooses not to. Anyway, confirming she is a horrible person, she was extremely rude to a teenage fan the other night. She basically told him to f**k off. Then he said his last name and she was all over him and smiling and selfies. Horrible person.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley/Jason Statham/Romeo Beckham

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 4, 2015

A lot of rewriting history in a recent interview. There was definitely sex on this former network hit. The thing is, since one of the stars was below the age of consent for several years, people pretend she never had sex with anyone.

Topher Grace being interviewed about That 70s' Show and Mila Kunis

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 4, 2015

This A- list rapper promised he wouldn’t cheat and would pay his girlfriend almost six figures per month. In exchange, she would do him a very huge favor that would keep him out of jail. Two things. He hasn’t been paying and hasn’t stopped cheating so she bailed on him.

Rick Ross

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 4, 2015

For all the traveling and photo ops they do together you would think this A list celebrity couple (because of her permanent A list status) would be stronger. They say the right things and do the right things in public, but at this point there marriage is a sham and they are only holding out for the kids to go off to school. That was the plan anyway. It probably won’t make it that much longer.

Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber

Friday, January 29, 2016

Blind Item #12

At some point, this A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show has to let the hate go. A production assistant on the show was wearing a t-shirt of a certain movie franchise that stars the nemesis of our actress. Our actress went ballistic and had the production assistant change shirts.

Blind Item #11

This B- list actress/model is really thirsty. She is also married and her director husband hooked up with an actress on a film in which his wife was also starring.

Blind Item #10

This back in the day A+ list mostly television actor who is the Meryl Streep of Emmy Awards is estranged from his kids. The reason is the nearly fatal beating he gave their mother/his wife last year.

Blind Item #9

This A+ list athlete who has a very big game next week is spending his off days boozing it up and hooking up with women who are not his significant other/baby mother.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Kindness

November 4, 2015

This actress is B list. If her hit network show was still on the air, she probably would be B+/A-. She has had hit movies and multiple hit television shows. Always seemingly in a good mood, she has been devoting more time to her kids and other kids too. She recently threw a Halloween bash at a shelter for families. She bought all the decorations and candy and dinner and costumes for the kids and just went out of her way to make sure the kids were able to experience Halloween.

Alyson Hannigan

Four For Friday - Buh Bye

This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor is only this high because he did win an Academy Award. Without it he would be at D list by now. He was kind of a one movie wonder. During that big award season he ticked off studios right and left with a huge diva attitude only matched by his actress wife. They paraded through town going to event after event demanding more and more things and even had a rider they had their agent present before they would agree to an appearance. He complained about the studios while at the same time asking studios to pay him $20M to act and direct in a new movie. Still, though, he was hot so they gave him a big budget movie to act and direct in. Total bomb. Horrible. The studios though, didn't care. They were so happy to have an excuse to never talk to him or work with him again. He and his wife have never worked in Hollywood again.

 

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 4, 2015

This former B list reality star turned celebrity who has much higher name recognition than she should because of her last name and one of her A+ list reality friends was trolling through a Halloween party looking for a guy willing to pay for her next breast augmentation. Money is tight for her, especially as she gets older.

Brittny Gastineau

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 3, 2015

These A list parents don’t seem too upset their mid-teens celebrity daughter is boozing it up and smoking pot with people twice her age.

Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith/Willow Smith

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 2, 2015

This foreign born B list singer in a group who got publicly dumped in a big way has been hooking up with wealthy businessmen. A favorite game of attractive female singers everywhere. A private show for a birthday or anniversary. No cameras and no one the wiser that it is just a date. An expensive date, but just a date.

Perrie Edwards

Blind Item #8

This aging country singer was A list way back in the day after doing a bunch of jail time. Doctors have only given him a few weeks to live.

Blind Item #7

This former A- list mostly movie actress  has been acting since she was a kid. On a hit cable show now, she recently suffered a miscarriage. People are whispering booze was the reason.

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 2, 2015

She says it is true. It is kind of hard to believe, but at the same time, she is exactly his type, so maybe. She was on that long running MTV show and has actually made a career for herself since then in a much bigger role in a different country. She tells friends that she has hooked up with the royal ginger one.

Stephanie Pratt/Prince Harry

 

Blind Item #6

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who maintained that high on the list for almost a decade back in the day, could barely stand as she stumbled and fell her way out of a restaurant the other night. I think that breakup really affected her.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Blind Item #5

Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actor is in a rough spot in his relationship with his long time girlfriend. The two have been together for years and things were going great until she said she was pregnant. That is his trigger and has destroyed a lot of his relationships. It makes him start sleeping with as many people as possible.

Blind Item #4

This former reality show star turned celebrity turned reality show star turned host turned a million other things had a big grin on her face the other night as she got half naked with two guys in a VIP room of a NYC club while partying with coke and booze. Well, I know how she stays so skinny now.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born A list singer/musician from an A list band dumped his most recent girlfriend because she broke one of his major rules. She was taking photos of our singer and sharing them on social media. He doesn't like anyone to know what he is doing. He says it is for privacy but it is because he does not like all the women he sleeps with to know he is sleeping with someone else. Same thing he did during his marriage.

Blind Item #2

This B+ list mostly movie actress has been known to share the same bed as her brother while out on the road doing press for movies.

Blind Item #1

This former A+ list rapper turned A- lister who really needs to get it together and focus on music and not his other projects, including reality, is ticked. He is going to be more ticked when he realizes he should not have left threatening voice mails on a phone in the production office of this A list daytime talk show host. Apparently he didn't like what she said and for a good couple of minutes told her what he was going to do to her if he saw her.

Blind Item #12

The second this former tweener turned B+/A- list singer got off stage at a recent television appearance she and her assistant went behind a screen and our singer did several quick lines of coke.

Blind Item #11

Things are getting serious between this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress on a new hit network show and that married daytime talk show host who loves to cheat.

Blind Item #10

This former A+ list mostly movie actor back in the day turned B+ lister in movies and television who has been in some of the biggest movies of all time is cheating on his wife with a mom from their child's play group.

Blind Item #9

There are rumblings this foreign born A- list dual threat actor is going to pull out from the next installment of a popular franchise. Apparently it is the only way to save his marriage. His wife wants him to pull out.

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 1, 2015

When this barely hanging on to B- list mostly television actor from that network show he was fired from could not convince a woman to go home with him last week he started calling her all kinds of names. Vile names.

Mark Salling (Hope he goes to jail for a very long time)

Today's Blind Items - Quick Hits

#1 - This Real Housewife is not allowed booze, but she was sipping wine out of a coffee mug the other day in front of others so you know she is drinking at home.

#2 - This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is married but went solo to a big event. Her permanent A list actor husband is back with his 20 something girlfriend and she wouldn't let him go.

#3 - This permanent A+ list singer has moved from wine and prescription pills to coke. She wants to lose some weight. The last time she used coke this much she went to rehab.

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 18, 2015

Daytime is not the best time to get coherency from this former A+ list singer turned A- lister. She was mumbling and stumbling and seemed like she was struggling to stay upright at a big recent daytime event.

Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 17, 2015

This former A- list reality star from multiple reality shows involving the same base has moved from pot to heroin and is mixing it with booze and other drugs. If he made money, the reality star would probably be forced into rehab. Instead, he will probably die.

Rob Kardashian

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 16, 2015

This former A list mostly television actress who had her very own hit network show stayed in the news when her show went belly up. Given a new lease on show business life the past few years she says that she thinks about quitting every single day because of how miserable life is by working with her A list mostly television actress co-star.

Mayim Bialik/Kaley Cuoco

Blind Item #8

This B- list mostly television actress who was in that franchise really needs to get a filter for her mouth. She has repeatedly slammed a group of people but now wants those same people to spend serious money on her new product line she designed for them.

Blind Item #7

Even if her new record turns out to be a huge disaster and she can't sell any tickets for a tour, this former A list singer (in a group) is going on tour. She can't wait to spend some time away from her husband and child.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 14, 2015

She is probably honored. This A+ list mostly movie actress who acts as much as she directs now has a medical syndrome named after her. Apparently though, it is not in a good way. It is named for her because women have been requesting from doctors the same type of treatment she received which is not always the way to go.

Angelina Jolie

Blind Item #6

This former A list singer turned B list singer who has sex with anyone got into an argument with his A list singer/sometime girlfriend. Why? Because he wanted her to record herself having sex with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor and she didn't. I think the singer probably wishes he could have been there too. You know how he is around actors.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Blind Item #5

Apparently this former A+ list rapper turned A- list rapper with a grudge against everyone and everything except a designer and ice cream is not happy with terms of his loan/buyout. He basically delayed the record of this A+ list singer by almost a year because he refused to give up the work they had done together. He is also being accused of destroying work he did with this other A+ list singer who is married to the guy who runs his life.

Blind Item #4

This former Glee actress is writing a tell all book and is trading parts in projects for favorable accounts of the people she worked with and for.

Blind Item #3

It is not just exercise this former B+ list reality star from an A+ list reality family is doing to lose weight. He has started taking Adderall and also had some lip done to his moobs. He wants his own reality show for revenge.

Blind Item #2

The celebrity offspring of these C list celebrities who is also related to a former A+ list reality star does not seem to have let his recent conviction get him down. Despite what his conviction was for, the offspring was seen getting hammered out of his mind with booze and drugs to celebrate not going to jail.

Blind Item #1

This A- list singer/Academy Award winner/nominee confirmed her people strong armed this permanent A list song writer into giving a writing credit for doing nothing in return for having the song released.

Blind Item #12

This former A- list cable talk show host/part-time actress had to leave a recent interview because her nose wouldn't stop bleeding. I guess she is still on the coke.

Blind Item #11

This foreign born mostly movie actress does have a foreign television show she appears on to but is known for movies. She is probably B+ but that is because of that movie she did a couple years ago. Anyway, she bailed on her significant other and her kids to move in with a director.

Blind Item #10

This B- list mostly movie actress drops down to C+ when not in a current movie is permanently A+ list in another part of the movie world. She always seems to work with this same director because she doesn't have any mercy on him when they are playing one of his favorite sex games.

Blind Item #9

Apparently things are not so bad at BMW that one of their very very very top executives, who is married by the way, couldn't drop $50K to spend one night with this foreign born model/part-time actress/beard who has not been seen with that A+ lister very much as of late.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 14, 2015

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee made a casino give him a room and pay for a hooker for the night in return for a little publicity. They agreed.

Mel Gibson

Today's Blind Items - The 14 Year Old Drug Addict

There have been a lot of one hit wonders in the music world. Honestly, one hit wonders kind of make the world go round. They make a ton of money for record companies and very little for the singer. The singer can usually be ok if they tour like crazy while they have any kind of recognition remaining with that song. One hit wonders usually fade away after attempting to duplicate their success but never coming close to achieving it.

It is fairly rare for a one hit wonder to just disappear off the planet. Well, not the planet, but the entertainment world, especially if they also had some other talent like acting.

This singer was nowhere one second and then everywhere just as quickly. She was young and pretty and she had everything in front of her. When she was on tour promoting the song, she was trying to juggle school and the appearances and late nights. So, someone from the record label suggested she take a pill or two when she was feeling sluggish. What started as a pill every other day turned into a handful of pills every few hours.

The next thing you know she needed to take something else to counter the effects of the pills and before long our teen singer was a full blown addict who overdosed multiple times over the course of a few months. Just when she should have been flying full speed ahead she ended up in rehab for a month. Twice.

When she got out and tried to resume her career, it was cold. She did end up doing some acting but got caught up in the same thing that happened before. This time she was also dating high profile celebrities even though she was still way under age. The guys she was dating were not though. They were older. Much older and wanted to party. She liked being surrounded by celebrity and tried to fit in so started taking drugs again and partying. It was even worse than the last time. Another couple of years were lost to drugs and rehab and when she finally got clean, her career was non existent. She has tried multiple comebacks but it is like she is starting from scratch. She has no momentum and has a reputation as someone who just can't handle the pressure. She is out there again. Trying to recapture what she had. Making the rounds. Doing press when someone will actually interview her. She doesn't have many more chances left.

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 14, 2015

You have to love a presidential candidate, who is not doing that badly, be able to hashtag family photos with #Narcos #NarcosLife Should make for an interesting war on drugs if he gets elected.

Marco Rubio

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 12, 2015

This Teen Mom who, lets face it is not exactly that pious called this former model turned wife turned divorced reality star wannabe turned whatever she is calling herself this week a w**re. She said it like she does not do the same thing a million times over.

Farrah Abraham/Amber Rose

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 11, 2015

This southeast Housewife likes to talk a big game when it comes to her money compared to the others in her cast, but she is dead broke and can’t make enough in appearance money to pay for her lifestyle.

Kenya Moore

Blind Item #8

While on the road, this never before in a blind A+ list celebrity chef was hooking up with a hostess from one of his restaurants. Apparently he pays her about ten times the salary of a regular hostess.

Blind Item #7

This B+ list mostly television actress is on a hit cable show. She also had a big pay cable hit with a big swing and miss in between. Anyway, she is lined up to do a new project, but wants this A- list mostly movie actress from that franchise no longer in existence replaced. Apparently they hate each other. Someone is leaving. I guess we find out who has the power.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 10, 2015

This foreign born current hit singer is cheating on his celebrity offspring model girlfriend with the part-time actress who was in a relationship with the woman beater for so long.

The Weeknd/Bella Hadid/Karrueche Tran (and it caused them to split a short time later)

Blind Item #6

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably down to A- list at this point. Getting older and no more franchise for him. The married actor can be seen once or twice a week riding his bike to a strip mall for his weekly tan and tug session. Remarkable how often he goes, yet how pale he remains.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Blind Item #5

Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at a gathering that no one in her family has a disease which had been claimed most of the family suffers from.

Blind Item #4

This foreign born part-time reality star used to always travel with his foreign born full-time A list reality star wife. Now though, he prefers to get a suite at a hotel not far from their home and spend some time with various 20 year olds who all have dreams of stardom.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has been in some of the biggest movies of all-time and also some very strange and quirky ones has a strange and quirky habit. She has life size models of every character she has played and displays them in her bedroom. A man who had sex with our actress said it was terrifying because they are all facing the bed.

Blind Item #2

This former A- list mostly television actor who was on a long running network show had two network shows going at once a month ago. Now he is down to one. Back when he was in high school, our actor should have been arrested for assault against a girl in his school, but a teacher decided to give him a break which left the girl traumatized.

Blind Item #1

It always gets me upset when I see some A- list mostly television actress on a soon ending hit pay cable show talk about diversity when she refuses to ever include anyone of color on her show, despite repeated calls for her to have some diversity.

Mr. X Blind Item #2

This former A- list group member who apparently still is in some kind of group and has an A+ list last name not only abuses his wife, but he also has her so brainwashed and beaten down that he makes her spend all her money on him while never touching a dime of his own money.

Mr. X Blind Item #1

This former B list reality star from that wide spreading franchise apparently shares the same racist beliefs as her celebrity boss.

Blind Item #10

Despite someone with her 24/7, this former child star turned nobody turned reality star got into some prescription pills and tried to kill herself.

Blind Item #9

This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is on a very hit, very long running network show. He also is a complete a-hole. This is not about that though. This is about him doing coke at a huge event recently with his co-star/ex-girlfriend and the scene they made.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 9, 2015

One of the most unfaithful guys in all the celebrity world was at it again this week. This A list celebrity/wannabe rapper/actor who is a mogul hooked up with another woman while his celebrity girlfriend was out of town.

Sean Combs

Today's Blind Items - The Vibrating C**k Ring

On the set of her latest movie, this foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actress got drunk with some cast and crew and told some stories. Some great stories. Apparently she was perfectly willing to discuss every guy she slept with, including the married ones. It started when one woman at the impromptu party shyly asked about one of the affairs and the actress just blurted out an honest answer. From then on it was just rapid fire questions about this person and that.

From the notes two of them cobbled together, this is a summary.

#1 - Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be close to A+ had an affair with multiple people and has sex with as many women as possible. He always wants to wear a vibrating c**k ring. He tells each women it is the first time and he just wants to try it. It is his go to.

#2 - One married former television actor she hooked up with was more interested in watching her have sex with other men and women than having sex with her. As much hoopla surrounded them, they only had sex a couple of times.

#3 - This foreign born A list mostly movie actor (in his long running franchise) A-/B+ otherwise had the smallest peen she has experienced and insisted on only having sex where he could watch himself in the mirror.

#4 - This intense B list mostly movie actor who had multiple chances to be A list in movies and finally is doing it in television once hit her for what he said was not paying enough attention to him in front of other people.

#5 - She said this foreign born actor who went from A to D really quickly but will always have a name because of some of the movies he did never wanted to have sex. They dated for six months and never went beyond kissing. He finally admitted he preferred men. She said the next thing she knew he was engaged to another actress.

#6- One guy she hooked up with but would not give a name. She said that he had several girlfriends he was juggling and had them all installed in different apartments in a building that also had his kids and their mother in one of the units. He couldn't remember which apartment was unoccupied and took the actress to two with women inside them before he found the right one. She said that was the worst she has ever felt. Just a piece of meat.

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 7, 2015

That new nose job has completely transformed this foreign born former A list mostly movie actress with the undetermined age into a different person. Totally different look. Not her best idea.

Catherine Zeta Jones

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 7, 2015

This Teen Mom likes to talk a big game about quitting the show that made her famous but she is desperate for their checks. All of her other side projects don’t even cover her boyfriend’s bills for a month. She just thinks this is the best way to get a raise.

Jenelle Evans

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 7, 2015

This barely out of her teens former tweener actress turned hated singer fired two of her bodyguards when they wanted to get some rest after an 18 hour day. Apparently our singer thought they should be there to stand outside her hotel room door in case some horde of fans made their way to her elevator key secured floor.

Ariana Grande

Blind Item #8

This former A+ list comedian who is still a permanent A lister has track marks all over his thumb and index finger arrea from shooting up.

Blind Item #7

This former A list tweener turned drug addled B- list singer was in a threesome with a woman he picked up with this former B+ list mostly television actor turned a long stretch of not much most people would see to a bomb of a network show who has been called the Scott Baio of his generation. Usually his girlfriend is the one picking up women because she insists on being there. He will never stop cheating.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 4, 2015

This former Bachelor wasn’t even bothering to try and go the hitting on route with women the other night. He was just straight up asking women how much they wanted for the night.

Juan Pablo Galavis

Blind Item #6

It won't be long now. Pretty soon it will be time a for a domestic violence arrest. The physical fights have begun between this Teen Mom and her significant other. It was thisclose to being recently exposed. She can't go to jail because she would flunk a drug test.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Blind Item #5

This Presidential candidate is having his past as a woman beater start to come out in the open.

Blind Item #4

In one of the stranger hookups I have seen, this former B+ list reality star who has been reduced from main to guest, but still enjoys his vodka is hooking up with this former model turned celebrity girlfriend turned celebrity wife turned wannabe reality star.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who only does action movies has had a hard couple of years, what with the cheating on his long time wife with the woman 40 years younger than the actor who used to date his son. Keeping everything out of the western media has been really hard.

Blind Item #2

This is more complicated than a telenovela. But I love them anyway. This best known member of a foreign boy band that probably won't get back together had a beard. He decided to really solidify his manliness by leaking a story he cheated with another woman. The thing is, his beard, who is a reality star with a side job only likes women so this whole thing is just hilarious to watch play out.

Blind Item #1

This former B  list mostly movie actor comes from an acting family and is probably B- list now. He is only that high because of his name. He tried to steal some coke from a stripper and got the snot beat out of him and is undergoing a lot of plastic surgery but won't ever look the same.

Blind Item #12

This former A-/B+ list singer turned reality star turned cheater/movie actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity saw a photo of herself in jeans on a Monday and was getting lipo done on Thursday. She is freakish about always wanting a thigh gap.

Blind Item #11

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is telling friends that her marriage to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is over. Just too much time he spends with other women.

Blind Item #10

This B+ list mostly movie actor is always in those movies you only see during awards season. The past three years he has been in some big ones. His B list mostly movie actress girlfriend from an acting family kind of skates along in the same kind of acting world. Apparently if you are into partner swapping, this is the couple you want to talk to.

Blind Item #9

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee finally let his dark side open up on a recent flight. Not only did he make his wife sit in coach while he sat in First Class he also left her behind at the airport and checked into a hotel alone and would not let his wife stay with him. She was forced to fly back home.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 4, 2015

This B+ list reality star from that family show we all hate might be dealing with one addiction, but apparently he owes about $250K in gambling debts that he does not have the money to pay.

Scott Disick

Today's Blind Items - The Zombie Director

If there is anyone in this world who probably wishes that Aloysius Pendergast was a real person it would be this foreign born director. Our direct was the next it director back in the day. He worked his way up from shorts to music videos to one of the best feature length movies incorporating music ever. It put him on the fast track to fame and fortune and big box office productions. Then, he went over the edge so to speak and it all went away.

While researching and writing what was supposed to be his first big box office production he was introduced to voodoo. From the second he learned about the religion, he was enraptured. He turned in the script he was writing to the studio and started to direct the big box office movie and then he was replaced.

It was just a few days into shooting but he was freaking everyone out. The movie was being filmed on a remote island occupied by an aboriginal tribe. They practiced something akin to voodoo and our director was fascinated. He had the tribe perform all types of rituals on the set and they were not just dancing and singing.

There were sacrifices and painting with blood and a parade of animal skulls the actors had to walk through to perform their scenes. Panic calls went out by satellite phone. There was no internet service on that island and it would have been spotty in most places at that time period. Crew members barricaded themselves together because they were so terrified about what the director would try next.

As soon as the studio got someone to the set, our director was replaced. Instead of heading back home in disgrace, our director began living with the tribe. He lived with them for well over a year and stalked the production of the film. It is said he cursed the movie and if you look at the results on film and at the box office, I would agree.

It gets deeper than that though. It is said he cursed every star in the movie too. No one from the movie has ever had the career they had before the movie. The lead actress in the movie was so convinced she was cursed that she has spent her entire life since trying to figure out a way to reverse the curse and practices all types of witchcraft and other religions to break the spell. Two of the actors had been A list coming in to the movie. One was probably always going to be because of past work, but that movie shook him. He was never the same and only made a couple of crap movies before he died. Most of the time he kept himself locked in his home with armed guards standing outside his house and bedroom while he slept. Another lead actor has worked steadily but his chance at A+ listerdom crashed and burned the next year which he blamed on the curse.

Our actor also has spent the past years trying to lift the curse through a variety of religious practices. He went to Native Americans for help and did every kind of spiritual drug or ceremony they could think of but it didn't work. he spent a fortune trying to lift the curse. He switched religions but now is close to death and blames it on the director.

Our director? He is convinced there are zombies or at least people who can become zombies and he has traveled the world looking. He has been to the darkest parts of Africa and scoured South American tribes looking. He films it all and is convinced he will capture a zombie on film.

 

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 4, 2015

This B+ list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television show. She blew off a big event with that organization and ended up having to spend two nights straight making up for it with extra work and a big check.

Laura Prepon

Blind Items Revealed #3- Kindness

December 4, 2015

This former A list tweener actress before there was such a term turned A list television actress turned what happened to her turned hey, I got another show to go for awhile turned please look at me recently wrote a check to a school to pay for all of the school supplies for the entire rest of the year. The school did not have enough money, and the teachers and parents of the students just could not cover it all.

Melissa Joan Hart

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 4, 2015

This female athlete has A list name recognition but is just not that great in her sport. She swears by one product while she is getting paid but never personally takes it. She has hundreds of boxes filled with the stuff in one of her team garages that she can’t even give away.

Danica Patrick

Blind Item #8

The good news is this foreign born permanent A list model can truthfully tell people she was not snorting blow the other night. She was snorting heroin. It kind of seems fitting considering how she used to be described.

Blind Item #7

Quite the role reversal on the set of this barely renewed network show. The BA-/B+ list diva who blamed everyone for failures on her long running show from the same producer was trying to make everyone feel good before the renewal decision. Meanwhile, her co-star/part-time drug user was the one who went off on the cast and crew and was blaming them for everything that went wrong with the show.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 4, 2015

This foreign born A- list model who got casting couch lucky in one movie role and no one can stand tried to get free stuff at a store in LA recently. They wouldn’t even give her a discount. They did accept the credit card her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend pays for though.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley/Jason Statham

Blind Item #6

This A+ list mostly movie actor can have his PR people spin his youthful look anyway they want, but it is botox. Whatever he says or his people say, it is botox. Oh, and a facelift.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Blind Item #5

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress who is now an escort is back on drugs more heavily than she ever has been before. She had to recently get her stomach pumped and is paranoid and thinks people are trying to kill her from world governments because of secrets she says she knows.

Blind Item #4

This former reality star on a competition show did ok on the show but has done pretty well since it ended with at least one #1. He also managed to convince a woman to marry him who thinks he likes women rather than men.

Blind Item #3

This closeted A+ list athlete in the rest of the world and A-/B+ here is thinking about quitting the sport he plays to be with his boyfriend full time.

Blind Item #2

This A- list singer now prefers being called an award winning actress. Yeah. Anyway, she tried to do something to her hair and the result was awful and she is now forced to wear a wig for the next several weeks until the problem can be fixed.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor will eventually start filming his franchise again. Maybe. If it ever gets ready to film. Anyway, he has been unloading property and often staying away from home as he and his wife work out a divorce settlement before the announcement.

Blind Items Revealed #8

December 4, 2015

I don’t know what he is up to sexually, but the B list mostly movie actress wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor does not seem keen on reconciliation. She has really taken it to the next level with the guy she has been seeing. Almost every weekday around lunchtime. In his office. Nothing at night. Nothing in public.

Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck

Blind Items Revealed #7

December 4, 2015

The assistant to this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is lucky to get work in front of a camera these days who should be grateful for her fans pushed through a path of them wanting autographs and photos. As she led her actress employer through the crowd, she said, Ms.________ does not meet with fans in public. Huh? WTF does that mean. I know one thing. She will definitely meet with them in private if the price is right.

Demi Moore

Blind Items Revealed #6

December 3, 2015

This A- list model who wants to be a computer geek was not invited to this exclusive gathering by her ex-bff. The A+ lister still has not forgiven her for the indiscretion.

Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 3, 2015

This former tweener turned not bad singer with the terrible temper recently accepted a very very very large amount of money to spend the night with a person. A lot of money. Now she is canceling. The thing is, that would probably be ok. The person would be disappointed, but it is ok. So, does our former tweener return the money? Nope. She already spent it and has no way to return it right now. So, what does she do? She is going to hole up at home and pretend like it never happened. This will definitely come back to haunt her.

Ariana Grande

Blind Item #4

This Presidential candidate gave $100K to one of his former "employees" turned A- list celebrity/reality star for some recent comments she made. She didn't have to say much for such a big payday.

Blind Item #3

When you are on a rocket ride to fame and stardom you have to be careful who you date. Even more so when it is a beard. This foreign born A list pop singer did have what he thought was a great beard. She was in a girl band and well liked. Then, everyone realized she was a racist so he dumped her before people think he shared the same views.

Blind Item #2

Speaking of porn, this C+ list celebrity/wannabe porn star said she was donating every dime she made from her porn to charity. Probably a couple of million bucks so far, but where is the big check to charity? She thinks everyone forgot.

Blind Item #1

This Presidential candidate, who, still has a good chance of winning made a gay porn back in the day. Several people know he did it, but so far the recording has remained elusive. It won't forever.

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 2, 2015

This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit network show is going to have to renegotiate his contract for next year with the way his new girlfriend is spending money. He has always been very frugal, but she is literally spending tens of thousands of dollars a month on clothes and shopping sprees and has been looking for a house.

Ben McKenzie/Morena Baccarin

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 2, 2015

Considering she walked in on her significant other cheating on her three hours prior to this award ceremony, this OITNB actress held her own remarkably well this past week.

Natasha Lyonne/Fred Armisen

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 2, 2015

At an after party this past weekend, this A list country singer/part-time reality star had a woman all over him and he was not pushing her away at all. I wonder what his supposed girlfriend would think about all that.

Blake Shelton

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 2, 2015

This A+ list rapper/mogul who does a crappy job of running a record label spent several hundred thousand dollars wooing this foreign born A- lister in her country and B lister here to sign to his label. What she doesn’t know is that he wants her for her songwriting. She will never get another record with him in charge. His wife will though.

Jay-Z/Emeli Sande/Beyonce