Saturday, April 02, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #8

February 4, 2016

No one can really figure out why there is a feud between this back in the day A+ list group and this current talk show host. It’s because one of the members of the group used to hook up with an ex of the talk show host and was the reason they split.

TLC/Chilli/Wendy Williams

Blind Items Revealed #7

February 4, 2016

Police have asked to interview this A list mogul wannabe/rapper for the first time in forever about his knowledge of a murder. So far he has been keeping it out of the press but won’t be able to for much longer.

Sean Combs

Blind Items Revealed #6

February 3, 2016

Drug addiction is part of rock and roll, but for some reason this former A+ list band is trying to keep quiet the real reason they are canceling the remainder of their tour.

Def Leppard

Blind Items Revealed #5- Drew Barrymore

December 26, 2015

Apparently the one public event together was a last gasp chance to save their marriage. This former child star turned troubled teen turned A lust mostly movie actress turned B+ lister with other side projects and her husband have called it quits.

Drew Barrymore

Blind Item #4

This current A list comic/actress has a fairly new boyfriend. She probably should have checked to see whether he is still sleeping with his last girlfriend, because he is.

Blind Item #3

This former B list reality star from that reality show usually shies away from coke in public. He does it like crazy, just not anywhere he can get busted. Things must be really out of control for him because he was going for it like crazy this past week at a club.

Blind Item #2

Basically nothing around this permanent A list singer/A+ list diva is the same. Gone are all the people she has known for years. In their place are minions of her manager who only have loyalty to the manager. The manager is also trying to stop the impending marriage for fears she will be replaced.

Blind Item #1

This pint sized former reality star was face down on the floor of a bar recently. Guess she really has that drinking thing under control.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 2, 2016

This B list mostly whatever she can get actress is only that height because of my affinity for her and the amazing work she does for so many charities. That being said, she was supposed to be back with her cheating ex but that was not him she was making out with and more in a restroom at a lodge during Sundance. They were both really loud.

Annalynne McCord/Dominic Purcell

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 2, 2016

This Teen Mom who you would never suspect of this, would rather spend her nights partying then taking care of her kid and passes off the kid as much as possible.

Catelynn Lowell Baltierra

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 2, 2016

This former B list mostly movie actress who only seems to focus on her side business now went off on a pap last week. Our actress likes to control her look and the situations where she “runs into” paps. A pap got her by surprise when she was not prepared and told him he needed to learn how the game was played. She also wanted his photos but he wouldn’t give them up.

Jessica Alba

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 2, 2016

Big drama in the marriage of this A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a long running almost network show and his B list actress wife in the likely to be canceled network show where she got a gig. She has been Yoko-ing everything in his life and it is really pushing back which is causing him to lose a ton of fans. It has also resulted in the potential for some litigation which could go through his money really quickly. Getting involved with this actress was never a good idea.

Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed

Friday, April 01, 2016

Blind Item #12

This stand up comic/A- list mostly television actor from a hit show has a creepy collection of upskirt photos and videos, many of which he took himself.

Blind Item #11

I wrote about this foreign born closeted actor previously. He is the lad in a pay cable show. Some more information. Apparently his entire past was scrubbed social media wise. Also, it is like his past as an openly gay man is just gone. I guess when you land a deal in the US in this kind of role, they want you to be heterosexual or at least pretend. This whitewashing the past is just too much though.

Blind Item #10

This B list reality star who is not really a star any longer but continues to exist in the shadows of that A list family of his is undergoing ECT. I didn't even know they still did that, but they do and he is undergoing the procedure.

Blind Item #9

This former A list singer/actress turned B- lister in both, slept with the head of a record label but so far he is not helping her with her current predicament despite his promises.

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 1, 2016

This B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring was trying to be all Cookie Lyon recently when she showed up at the hotel room of the guy she just started dating last week. Our actress was wearing a fur and nothing else. When the door open she opened the fur. Wrong room. Her new guy was across the hall.

Dakota Johnson

Four For Friday- Bangkok Part Three

When you are going to be sick, the last thing you want in this world is to have to face being sick in some port-a-potty in the middle of a film set in the heart of Bangkok. Even in LA, a film set port-a-potty is something you dread. Put that sucker in the middle of a set when it is 90 degrees outside with 90% humidity and see how you feel. Why don't you throw in some jet lag and drenching sweat to go with it. That is what I faced. Almost immediately after spying the cheater head back into his trailer, I could feel it coming. That inevitable feeling you hope will pass that you are going to be violently sick. It felt awful. I frantically looked around and spotted a port-a-potty. I dreaded it but I didn't have much choice. I was going to have to get on my knees in that vile contraption and hope for the best. I so wished I had been drunk right then just to make the whole thing a little more palatable.

I opened the door. Yeah, it was even worse than I imagined. The smell pushed me over the edge and I didn't even bother closing the door as I heaved. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. Honestly, the only saving grace was that I left the door open. Confined inside would have been the end of me. They probably would have found me there at some point. As it was, an actor who we will identify as JC saw me. Legs half out the door, bent over and came over to help. I heard his voice asking if I was OK. Judging from the guy in the suit bent over, he probably assumed I was another victim of the never ending nightlife in the city. A hangover would have been preferable at that point. I knew it was food poisoning. It is an easy self-diagnosis. There is no other explanation for the violent explosion or feeling you get from food poisoning. When I was in the sixth grade I had my first episode. An all you can eat seafood buffet. What could be wrong with warming lights and seafood in an open environment? I tell you that I didn't touch any seafood for a decade after that night.

When JC asked for the second time if I was OK, I wanted to make some kind of smart ass remark, because, I mean who is OK if they are puking in this situation? I whispered food poisoning. I got a knowing nod in return. I still don't think he was convinced at that point that it was not a hangover. It turns out though a week earlier he had dealt with the same issue. The guy actually reached out his hand and helped me up off the ground and took me over to his trailer. Can I tell you a feeling I remember to this day? When he opened the door there was this rush of cold air that came from that space like none I had felt before. It almost knocked me over, but in a very good way. The best way I can describe it to you is to go to somewhere where it is really hot and that first step you take into an air conditioned public space where someone else is paying the air conditioning bill.

That cold air saved me. I am convinced of it. He pointed to a couch in the trailer. This is a guy I had never met but I did a face plant on to that sofa like I had known him for years. That sofa felt like heaven. For the next two hours I would alternate between that sofa and his tiny bathroom. In between, we talked a little bit. I knew who he was of course, but we talked about this and that. Some common people we knew. At some point he had to go film and I told him I could make it the length of a cab ride to make it back to my hotel. He insisted on getting a car for me. Have I told you how great this guy was? I remember just being a shell while in the back of that car on the way to the hotel. When I got there, it must have been late afternoon. Cocktail hour. The noise was not at the same level it had been the night before. Had it really not even been 24 hours since I got to town? I made my way through the throngs of men, some of whom had their afternoon dates with them.

When I closed the door to my hotel room, I dropped down to a section of cold tile that was in between the door and the carpet to the rest of the room. I think I passed out there for a couple of hours. It was definitely dark when my stomach erupted again. The sofa in the hotel was not nearly as comfortable as the one in the trailer. Back and forth I went for most of the night. Time was not something I was paying attention to. No television. Just a dark room and the path between sofa and bathroom.

At some point during all of this I got a call. I remember it was JC and the guy was checking up on me. I don't remember it and I never thought to ask him later, but I must have given him my room number during that call because shortly before sunrise there was a knock at the door and there he was. The guy filmed all night. Instead of going to sleep, the guy came across town to check up on a guy he didn't know. He told me I should get some rest in the bed and not the sofa. I will tell you the hotel bed felt amazing.

When I woke up, there was sun coming through the windows and I could hear people either in the room above or next to me having sex. Loud sex. I also realized it had been hours since I had been sick. I staggered out to the living areas of the room to raid the mini bar for some bottled water. Sitting in a chair in the living room watching television was JC. Yep. He stayed.

I could go on about this guy, but I made it a point from that point on to say positive things about him whenever I had a chance. Bought him dinner and lunches for years every chance I could. Just an angel. No other words to describe it. After making sure I was going to live, he took off to go get a little rest before he had to start shooting again. I had some water, called the airline and moved my flight up to later that night. I wanted out of there. I left almost 48 hours after I arrived. I actually had the same flight crew for the second flight from Taiwan back to LA as I did on the way to Taiwan. I also had a row all to myself. I didn't eat though. I think that stretch of time might be the longest I have gone without eating.

Craziest 48 hour trip.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 1, 2016

This celebrity offspring of one time A+ listers is arguably the least famous of the offspring but the most likely to seek out attention. Nothing new then with this. She recently posed for photos with a photographer known for pushing the edge but not sexually assaulting every woman who walks in the door. Apparently the photoshoot is porn but she says the sex toys she is photographed inserting into various body parts are art.

Tallulah Willis/Tyler Shields

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 1, 2016

This former A+ list tweener turned whiny A- list singer threw an A+++ like diva tantrum this past weekend. Apparently he didn’t feel like he got paid enough respect by the staff where he was performing and smashed four bottles of champagne that had been provided against a wall. Glass and booze were everywhere.

Justin Bieber

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 1, 2016

This television pairing from a very hit almost network show that everyone wants together got a real boost in the past two weeks. The married A- list mostly television actor star of the show was spotted coming out of the place his B list mostly television actress calls home while they film out of the country. They had been holed up for at least two hours. The crazy thing is, 30 minutes after the actor left, he came back with some other people and the group of went shopping and to dinner and he never did anything more than kiss her on the cheek.

Stephen Amell/Emily Bett Rickards

Blind Item #8

Between you, me and medical science, no one is sure how this B+ list mostly television actress who is in two shows at once is still alive with as little as she eats. I will say this. When her husband cheats, which is often, he goes for the exact same look.

Blind Item #7

This multiple daytime show host is paying a monthly rate for his new girlfriend. Plus shopping.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 1, 2016

SAG Awards

They are supposed to still be in the honeymoon phase of their marriage, but their relationship is at its worst. This foreign born A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show and her B list mostly movie actor husband spent the other night dividing their time between ignoring each other and bickering. It made everyone at their table uncomfortable. They should never have got married. Too many issues on both sides.

Sofia Vergara/Joe Manganiello

Blind Item #6

Apparently the female subject of the cheating story that has dominated the headlines this week has some recordings of her own she is trying to sell. She wanted to wait until things played themselves out between the couple. I don't think she should wait. The money is best right now but there is going to be a backlash against her that I don't think she is prepared for or understands.

Blind Item #5

With work not coming as easily as it did before and many doors closed, this A list stand up comic has started to make amends to everyone involved on the show from which she was fired. She really wants the old gig back and is kissing butt to make it happen.

Blind Item #4

That very very very recent American Idol finalist who was eliminated has a very large fan base. I think it would be reduced a bunch if they knew exactly how the finalist feels about the fans. They don't. They only care about themselves and producers were ecstatic this person is not moving on. One of the biggest pains in the past decade.

Blind Item #3

I know there is video that exists of this Teen Mom star smoking meth. It is not from that long ago. October of last year is what I have heard. Apparently the Teen Mom can't stop smoking it. The recording exists for protection. Not blackmail or extortion, but protection in case the person recording the video is ever the one accused of being the transgressor. I can't believe I used that word. Watched The Path on Hulu and they kept using it. Sorry.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Blind Item #2

It wasn't that long ago that I told you about the former A+ list child actor turned semi-recluse living off his youth made millions hanging out with his former drug dealer. It turns out all that hanging out has our actor hooked on heroin again. When you get back on it, that is when that danger is there to overdose.

Blind Item #1

When this former A list tweener turned B+ list singer gets breathed on by a female celebrity the tabloids have them dating. When he actually goes out with his boyfriend multiple times each week to dinner and events, they say nothing. Just call the date, a friend.

Blind Item #12

This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned freak show in his later years despite that Oscar win/nomination is convinced that scrubbing himself with manure that he picks up from nurseries is making his skin look better. I have no idea about that, but he effing stinks if you have come near him the past few weeks since he started. Noxious.

Blind Item #11

This was worse than I thought. This foreign born so far one album wonder was brainwashed into breaking up with her long term boyfriend. Brainwashed might be the wrong word. Shamed? Peer pressured? He just didn't fit in. In more ways than one.

Blind Item #10

Do you think this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee would care that her husband is getting sexually serviced by a masseuse he calls to the hotel each day while his wife is on set?

Blind Item #9

When this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress does not pay her drug supplier it sets off a chain of events where her drug supplier has to give his expensive things away to pay her debt. She never pays. If she finds someone to front the drugs, she never pays. She thinks you are doing what you should be doing since she is famous.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 26, 2014

This former A list tweener who doesn’t act any longer but has kept A+ list name recognition and is A++ list at making money did something that she does not normally do. She visited her married lover in his city so he could also see his kids. He says he is leaving his wife but so far it has not happened. Our former tweener spent most of the holiday in her hotel room waiting for him to call.

Ashley Olsen

Today's Blind Items - Bangkok Part Two

Was every guy in the world over the age of 60 in this hotel lobby at this particular second? That was what I was wondering as I made my way to a bank of elevators in the middle of the night headed to my room. The financial part of my brain kicked in and I thought if this was one random hotel on a random night and if this was being repeated all over the country, the amount of dollars brought in by this to the country must be staggering. In the elevator I was joined by two couples who obviously were about to head up to their rooms to finish what they had started in the lobby. One of the guys, who, judging by his accent was Australian, started speaking to me. While holding on to the breast of his female companion, he looked me up and down in my wrinkled suit and bloodshot eyes and said what I needed was a drink and a lady and the world would be all good again. The fact that he said this while missing several teeth and booze breath that would challenge the capability of a breathalyzer I wasn't sure I ever wanted to see that world of which he spoke. Before I could reply he then boasted this was the third woman he was taking to his room that day. He then did that whole Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi thing with the other guy in the elevator, who up to that point had been making out with the woman who was with him. Not making out in a Ryan Gosling/Rachel McAdams Notebook way or even porn making out. This was like some guy who had practiced on a pillow for forty years and was making his first foray into the real thing. Did I tell you before how slow the elevator moved and how tall the hotel was? I finally got to my floor. The door opened and when I steppe out in the hallway I gasped for air. I realized that I had been holding my breath after getting a whiff of the vapors those guys had been emanating.

The room? Nothing unlike any other of the hotel's worldwide properties. You know, balcony, blackout curtains, mini-bar with boxes of condoms and sex toys individually wrapped. Oh, did I mention the lubes, oils or natural Viagra also for sale?

I was so exhausted but couldn't sleep. I took a shower and climbed into bed. I wish I had been like Gordon Ramsay in Hotel Hell and brought a sleeping bag with me. I flipped through the million cable channels and watched rugby until I fell asleep.

I know all of you like to get straight to the celebrity blind parts of these things, but all of this was part of it and the experience. I guess I preferred Hollywood where vices are hidden and you have to pry out the secrets.

My meeting was at 11 in the morning. That is my recollection. It has been awhile now. I do remember I had time to go slow in the morning. There was no rushing around. My original plan was to eat in the hotel restaurant for breakfast. Have you ever seen a bar in the daylight? That harsh light they try so hard to block out of nightclubs? The restaurant was nice enough in the daylight, but the aftermath of a night of drinking and partying was evident everywhere. Not in the room itself, but the people. i'm sure by later that night, most of these guys would be ready to go again, but that hotel restaurant was a really depressing sight I won't soon forget.

i wandered outside and saw a place to eat. Everything was open. i remember exactly what I ate. It was pork Pad Thai. It was to be the only meal I ate the entire visit. I took a cab over to the set and it was not like any set I had been on before. There was no main area where everyone parked and then shuttled over to the set. This was one big conglomeration of trailers and equipment and food stalls and tables and makeshift bars. There were literally women everywhere. Apparently to film there, the production had to hire not only crew, but also their families and second cousins and friends down the street. It was an army of workers. In Hollywood, with that number of people on set, the entire budget of this movie would be gone in a couple of days. Here, they would be able to film for six weeks. I asked around and found the actor I was looking for. I tried to find the producer contact I was supposed to meet, but apparently he was getting a massage. Uh huh.

The actor. You all know him. Honestly you do. Even if I tell you that as it stands right now he is a B- list actor, all of you know him. In a change of pace, lets call him SD. Some people might dispute the whole SD thing, but I'm going with it. He was a mess when I saw him, but not in a I'm taking drugs and going to die kind of way. This was an I partied all night like a rock star because everyone in this country knows my franchise so I partied until an hour before coming to set kind of way. The movie was not tough. There are no sonnets or soliloquies. It was an action movie and plenty of low cost stunt people to do all the action. He just needed to be able to read some lines. He wasn't going to be able to read them until mid-afternoon most days, but since most of the movie took place in late afternoon or night, that was not going to be an issue. He probably would not be able to film with the three topless women in his trailer either, but they would be there when he got back from filming. Apparently our actor had kicked drugs for the trip. Not because he was giving them up but because he was scared of ending up in jail there. He was going to drink the town dry and have sex as much as possible, but I could tell he was going to be ale to film.

This whole process took about an hour. Maybe a little less. I remember one of the women was talking about lunch and who was going to bring it to them and our actor seemed like it was go time for him with them which meant it was go time for me.

As I am walking out of his trailer, I saw two other women go inside a trailer opposite his. No big deal. This was one big sex fest. Then, I saw who was in the other trailer. An actor who looked shocked that I saw him. It was one of those moments a director tries to capture where eyes lock on and you instantly know everything. This actor is well known. B lister through and through. He can get a headlining movie but it would have to be a straight to on Demand kind of thing. All of you know him too. Mr. Married. Mr. Family. Always going on and on about family and family values. It is always the big talkers who are the big cheaters. These women were not going in his trailer to cut his hair or pray with him. He knew that I knew. Right with that look. We are going to call him BC. I had heard a rumor a couple of years earlier that he hooked up with the actress/klepto turned escort. Well, that she orally serviced him while he freaked out about being caught. No one ever believed it. Now I did though. He has done a bunch of movies and television. I'm guessing his credits must total 100. I wasn't going to rat him out but he didn't know that. He could have kicked out the women after he saw me. He didn't.

Tomorrow in the final part, I met an actor for the first time who was a part of my life for that moment forward.

Blind Items Revealed #4 - Mr. X

December 25, 2014

Which A-list reality star is trying to latch on to that foreign born A+ list singer after her previous attempt to become fake friends with that A++ list songstress failed miserably? Singer #1 is avoiding her at all costs and she should.

Kim Kardashian/Rihanna/Beyonce

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 22, 2014

This celebrity mom not named Kris Jenner is in talks with Vivid about selling a sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Well, not her boyfriend because he didn’t want any part of it but a guy she is calling her boyfriend who just happens to be about half her age. With her breadwinner not making much money for mom she has turned to a way she thinks will make her lots. I don’t know anyone who would want to see her naked or watch her having sex.

Dina Lohan

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 19, 2014

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man. He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who don’t mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes.

Roger Moore

Blind Item #8

This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress and decent singer is caught up denying romance rumors with a guy for the second or third time. The PR team of the closeted guy keeps spreading the rumor they are a couple but it is really hurting her love life because everyone thinks she is taken.

Blind Item #7

This Real Housewife is pretending to get qualified for a new career, but really just wants a new way to make money. She is going to sell videos and have a monthly exercise clothes program.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 16, 2014

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably an A now, but only in certain circumstances. Acting family and very well liked he has a problem with condoms. He is currently shuttling between promoting a new movie and taking two different women to doctor appointments because they are pregnant. He is working on a handful of kids now all from different moms. One of the two this time is still in her teens.

Owen Wilson

Blind Item #6

The girlfriend of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was married to someone forever from a Hollywood family is really jealous. How jealous? She blocks and woman under the age of 40 from taking a photo with her boyfriend and attends every single meeting her boyfriend takes.

Blind Item #5

So, this foreign born one hit wonder is cheating on her boyfriend but prefers to let him be the bad guy. Well, this is going to get a whole lot more strange. The guy she is sleeping with is also sleeping with this A list mostly television actress who thinks she is in a relationship with the guy. of course after one lunch with someone she thinks she is in a relationship. After sex, she is looking at bridal magazines.

Blind Item #4

This B list reality star/wannabe talk show host/celebrity says she gave permission to her actor husband to hook up with women for the foreseeable future because she has no desire to have sex right now. It is nice she gave permission, but she does know he has always hooked up with other women, right?

Blind Item #3

This female director is very talented. One of my favorite directors and favorite people. She is very loyal so when starting her new project picked out all her regulars to act. Because of her recent bombs though, the studio also made her choose this seems like foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee. The pair can't stand each other and even though it is the director's project, the Academy Award winner/nominee is trying to get the director and the actresses she brought with her, fired.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Blind Item #2

Apparently Josh is not the only Duggar/in-law to be involved in a little cheating on their significant other. A member of a church attended by the  Duggar/in-law says they have been involved with the Duggar/in-law for almost six months. Apparently the Duggar/in-law complained of a lack of sex and when there was sex, it was straight missionary with lights off and no sounds of any kind.

Blind Item #1

This African-American talk show host refuses to date anyone her own race. Actually she refuses to date anyone who is not white. She also has no non-white friends.

Blind Item #12

This former A list mostly television actor from an inherited network gig is making a really bad show right now. Truly awful. He doesn't even want to do press for it because he knows it is bad. No one is positive about it at all.

Blind Item #11

Things are noisy on the set of this pilot. Apparently the lead actor who all of you know from his long running network hit is sleeping with one of his co-stars who he worked with previously. The thing is though he has been hooking up with a crew member too.

Blind Item #10

This Law & Order actress apparently didn't like being cheated on by her ex-husband but is doing the same thing now in a relationship with a married actor on the show.

Blind Item #9

Apparently this B list former reality star from that A list reality show likes to listen to his "girlfriend" having sex with men for money. She usually has her phone on speaker.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 15, 2014

He might be near death but apparently the husband of this foreign born permanent A list singer has a string of Filipino nurses he has sexually harassed. His wife just keeps writing checks though and replaces them with new ones. I have never understood this relationship.

Celine Dion

Today's Blind Items - Bangkok Part One

On Sunday night I was surfing the internet and saw an article about Bangkok.. Specifically a hotel in Bangkok that was undergoing a renovation. I remembered staying in that hotel like it happened yesterday, but is getting on towards a decade. I have always wanted to write about what happened that trip but I don't think I am a good enough writer to convey all that was going on around me during that trip. It is one thing to describe the action, which I will do, but the heat and humidity soaking through clothes after just a few minutes or the massive case of food poisoning that made one 24 hour window a foggy haze of trips between an unforgiving to small couch and the cold tile floors of the bathroom.

I had never been to Thailand before and have never been back since. This all happened shortly after the whole traipsing through Europe thing looking for the director. My job this time was a little different. I didn't have to find anyone, because I knew where they were, but I had to see if the actor needed to be replaced before things got too far along. The actor was a mess of drugs and booze and Thailand was not helping things.

I was sitting at home getting ready to go to work. I got a call and was told to pack a suitcase and bring my passport to the office. Originally I was told I was going to be gone for a week which is pretty fast when you are traveling halfway across the world. In reality it ended up being about half that amount of time.

I get to the office and am introduced to an actor. You all know him. Good looking. Short. Chain smoker. Has a lot of sex with actresses (now Instagram models) and makes generally bad movies. His last name is almost a slur. Probably will be someday. He was supposed to go on this trip with me. Let us call him JM. The last time I saw JM on that trip was in an airport bar getting hammered with a group of flight attendants who had their trip canceled because the airplane that was going to take them back to Poland had been grounded back in Poland. Yeah, I asked him about that a few years later and he barely remembered it. I think parties like that happen to him frequently. Presumably JM was going with me in case the actor in question was just too far gone to even work any longer. Two totally different looking actors. You can tell this was a really high quality project. This ended up being straight to DVD. Somehow, over time they have sold over 250,000 DVD's of this movie. I know. Crazy. I never saw any of it.

The gist of what I am doing is told to me in the office and by 11 in the morning I'm at LAX and by 1130 I am abandoned by JM. Because this was last minute and the producers were cheap, I was thrown on a flight that connected through Taiwan. Lovely airport Taiwan. never saw anything else. That was a 13 hour flight and then the layover and then another 3 or 4 hour flight. I get picked up at the airport around midnight local time. Did I tell you about the middle seat I had on the 13 hour flight? I think I may have mentioned I am a large person. The people on either side of me may have been larger. They also enjoyed their meals loudly while talking around me both front and back. Good times.

I was picked up at the airport and was dropped off at the hotel which I spoke about before. American chain. From the outside it looked the same as any other of their hotels. Inside? Even though it was past midnight, the inside was packed. The entire lobby was filled with an AARP convention's worth of men and their 18 year old girlfriends. The lobby bar and restaurant were filled with these couples. I have never seen so much grab ass in my life. When we were driving in the car the final few blocks to the hotel  saw the occasional couple, but this was full on in your face. The noise was deafening. The guys were all talking to each other while the women were talking to each other and the only interruptions occurred when one of the old guys would shove his grizzled tongue down the throat of one of the teens while fondling her beneath her barely there clothes.

You know, I don't judge and am open to just about anything, but it was just so in your face. It is like someone dry humping in an elevator or a Starbucks line. I don't care if you are dry humping in public, but when you have 12 inches of space between you and a person you don't know, maybe you should wait a minute or two or go someplace where you don't have to worry about hitting someone else with the follow through on your thrusting.

Part Two is more lobby fun and we meet the actor I am there to see and another actor who is not as prim and proper as he likes to pretend to the world.

 

 

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 12, 2014

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who everyone seems to forget is in a really popular franchise is back on the rocks with her foreign born forever heart throb B+ list mostly television actor significant other after he caught her cheating. She has been begging for forgiveness. She did the same thing before.

Diane Kruger/Joshua Jackson (she does seem to do this frequently)

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 8, 2014

These two actors are A+ list. Totally different kinds of actors and two totally different kinds of personalities. They are also at war with each other. They do not like each other and the bad blood goes a long way back. They both have Academy Awards. None of this nominee/winner stuff. They both have wins. To make things easy when talking about them we will call the older, more experienced actor BF and we will call the younger, better looking actor SF. Through most of their careers, despite his lofty status, BF usually buys his sex rather than getting with groupies because he wanted discretion. He was married for a long time. This is where the war started. His former wife was an actress and she did and does a lot of charity work. She was involved in a charity with SF and the two have f**ked each other for years. BF found out about it and even though he screwed everything that came in front of him it was not ok for his wife. What also contributed to this was the A list rapper turned actress who BF hooked up with from time to time also hooked up with SF. There are rumors that BF’s daughter has also hooked up with SF. I doubt it though because of the age. BF is also clueless that his current actress girlfriend had sex with SF for a month on the set of a movie but he found her wanting and dumped her before production was over. SF is waiting until the Golden Globes or Oscars to whisper that little tidbit in the ear of BF.

Sean Penn/Ben Affleck/Robin Wright/Eve/Charlize Theron

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 5, 2014

This B+ list reality television host on a long running A list cable reality show has moved herself into the home of this ancient A list celebrity for the next month and plans on having him sign some documents her lawyers drew up which would give her another couple of million bucks for her nest egg. This is her bread and butter.

Padma Lakshmi/Henry Kissinger (and she moved out like a week later so not sure if that even counts as moving in or just staying over. They haven't seen each other since either.)

Blind Item #8

This B+ list mostly movie actress who makes her living almost exclusively in this never ending franchise got billed from a hotel last month when they found blood all over the walls and floor of her room and bathroom and couch and bed. Not painted on amounts, but enough where it was definitely scary.

Blind Item #7

This old, but still working, multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has been paying an 18 year old blonde porn star to accompany him everywhere as of late. The guy does have a type.

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 4, 2014

This A list reality star from an A list reality show who and which I dislike immensely was out the other night when a waiter at a club showed our reality star photos of her step-father making out with another guy. They were taken by the waiter and he has not decided what to do with them.

Kim Kardashian/Bruce Jenner (this was seven months prior to the debut of Caitlyn Jenner)

Blind Item #6

Apparently this B list mostly television actress didn't tell her B list actor boyfriend about her nude scene in her most recent project. He flipped. Yes, despite his cheating, he is a jealous guy. The argument was so intense that our actress actually went to a hotel for the night even though they were not in the same location during the argument.

Blind Item #5

The underage daughter of this hard working rapper pretends she is dating one guy for her dad and the cameras but is actually dating a long time record producer who hates her dad.

Blind Item #4

Must have been awkward for this foreign born singer from a singing family to perform in front of a man who used to pay the singer's significant other to have sex. The singer probably doesn't know. His significant other is AMAZING at keeping secrets from hr past.

Blind Item #3

Look for this foreign born plastic surgery addict/one hit wonder to play the victim card when she splits with her celebrity boyfriend. Don't buy into it though because she cheated way way more than he did. Oh, and then there was the whole sex tape thing she denied making to him. So..

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Blind Item #2

That creaking bed sound you hear is this Teen Mom getting out of the bed of the guy she is cheating on her significant other with. Oh, and the producers knew about it but covered it up during filming. Not Leah or Jenelle.

Blind Item #1

This now former NBA coach texted photos of himself in bed with his girlfriend to the girlfriend's ex. This will not turn out well.

Blind Item #12

Some goons of this A list movie director paid a visit to a guy's house. The guy, who hooked up with the director once started talking. You don't talk. They made their point.

Blind Item #11

I don't know if this washed up musician just wants the world to think his sperm is amazing so keeps spreading stories, but this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A-/B+ list actress who will take what you give her is not pregnant. Never ever ever.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who continues to slip as her franchise fades into the distance might be pro-female, but apparently will never date a man of color. She only wants lily white.

Blind Item #9

This A list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show is married. The reformed cheater has been awfully shaky recently. People have been worried about her. It could be the booze. No one has seen her like this since all the cheating.

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 4, 2014

This former A list mostly movie actress was A list for the briefest of times and arguably had her best role on one of the best pay cable shows ever from way back in the day. Anyway, now she acts, talks and does what she can to make a buck and was threatened with a lawsuit if she didn’t promote a show even though she hates everyone on it. So, she promoted it using the least amount of words possible.

Annabella Sciorra

Today's Blind Items- Grooming Her

Remember when Michael Jackson used to have kids over to his house to play and spend the night. Nothing happened right? Remember when he had young celebrities over to he house and they spent the night? Nothing happened right? At least Michael never used the excuse that he was going to manage them or wanted to help guide their career. That is exactly what is going on now though with this A list celebrity couple. Husband and wife. The wife thinks of herself as an entrepreneur. That is because her acting career has failed. All of her other outside endeavors have failed too. Somehow though she thinks she is now qualified to manage the career of another. Oh, and in a part of the entertainment field she knows nothing about. Is it all about managing though, or is about having a ready made excuse for the underage female soon to be a star to spend the night. The celebrity couple tells the teen what to wear and how to look and have transformed her into some kind of doll like look which the male in our celebrity couple prefers. As he has aged he has started to be drawn into some kind of doll fantasies. I think his wife saw a way to make him happy and keep the money train going while at the same time trying to find some niche where she might be successful. The teen does have talent. It is not just the talent the couple wants. Don't be shocked that at some point things turn very risque. It won't be until the teen is legal, but everything is being set up for a big explosion when she does. When that happens will the truth about now come out or will we only get what is happening at the time of the explosion.

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 3, 2014

This former A list singer turned C lister with higher name recognition thanks to her one name finally gave up on the singer that strung her along and has found herself back with this B+ list athlete. He is just using her but she doesn’t care. he had a poker party the other night and made her serve the table topless but she just did it. I don’t know where her self respect went, but it is long gone.

Ashanti/DeSean Jackson

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 2, 2014

He said he couldn’t see her because he was working all last weekend. She begged for him to join her on her business trip, but the A list singer was unsuccessful and her actor boyfriend took the time to be with a woman from his show that he has been seeing regularly but not easily for fear of getting caught.

Taylor Kinney/Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 31, 2015

This very much still married former leader of a country who is still A list when it comes to name recognition was out of his own country this past week and in another and enjoying the company of this woman who is the ex of an A+ list mogul.

Tony Blair/Wendi Deng/Rupert Murdoch

Blind Item #8

This former A- list talk show host was just along for the ride as cover so that this foreign born A list celebrity could spend some time with her girlfriend and make it look like a girls weekend. I always find it fascinating that the celebrity makes such a big deal of new boyfriends or engagements but we never see the fallout, just the new guys again and again while actually being with the same woman for a very long time.

Blind Item #7

So, you are married to an A+ lister. You have a gorgeous home with him. Why on earth would you have a big event somewhere else? Oh yeah, because the other place is owned by your "ex" who you seem very close to. Didn't you have dinner at your ex's hotel while out of the country and again in this country while on "business."

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 31, 2015

As sloppy drunk as this A list superhero actor was at an event two nights ago, there was still no excuse for him pawing at this foreign born B list mostly television actress who was on a long running hit overseas and crashed and burned here. Everyone assumed she would push him away and go on with her night but he started talking about a part in his new movie and she is desperate for work and the next thing you know they left together. It was really sad watching it all take place.

Henry Cavill/Karen Gillan

Blind Item #6

This A- list mostly movie actor is definitely weight challenged. He hates losing weight but finally found a doctor willing to do lap band surgery. Now he has lost all the weight he wanted. I don't think he understands he will gain it all back if he keeps eating and boozing at the levels he used to.

Blind Item #5

This out of work former B list pro athlete who is only getting that high because of who he is dating might want to check he is still dating the A list mostly television actress because she was sucking face with another guy recently.

Blind Item #4

This money sounding former A+ list rapper turned A- lister and barely hanging on pulled a gun on a woman the other day he thought was disrespecting him. Well, actually he had a guy with him pull the gun. The same guy had been probably pulling the rapper's gun earlier in the evening if you know what I mean. Our rapper made the woman apologize by showing her breasts before he would let her get on with her life.

Blind Item #3

The wife of this really good looking A-/B+ list singer told her husband if she had a child she wanted a staff to watch the child because nothing was going to stop her from going out shopping and lunching during the day and clubbing at night. Apparently she got what she asked for. I'm guessing at some point when the child is old enough to shop they might spend some time together.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Blind Item #2

The B+ list actress wife of this A+ list actor spent a lot of time trying to stop her husband from talking about his faith to some actor friends. She also tries to hide his politics. Hey, she hides her drugs from him, so it is all good.

Blind Item #1

This is what happens when you pay someone to do your show who is doing drugs. They love they got paid so much to do the reality show but doing drugs is way more important than the show. At this point, everyone is just trying to cover for her because it is going to look horrible for the show if she gets busted using or buying before her run on the show ends.

Mr. X Blind Item #4

What closeted former tweener turned successful solo artist's boyfriend got into a fight with the PR person of the actress/celeb spawn who has been trying to be the singer's new beard? It almost got physical, and security had to separate the two before the first punch was thrown. Yes, she was there last night as well but the singer basically ignored her.

Mr. X Blind Item #3

This foreign born pop diva, who is probably B-list in the US but A-list overseas, only had her closeted fiance accompany her when she entered and exited the event venue. She was there to meet her real boyfriend, a married businessman.

Mr. X Blind Item #2

Everyone was shocked at this B-list singer's appearance last night, she's had more work done on her face and its left her with Lisa Rinna lips.

Mr. X Blind Item #1

I'm getting sick of these two carrying out their fake feud. The guest of honor appeared at her suppose foe's birthday party a few days ago, he returned the favor by showing up at her bash and presenting her with a expensive gift. Photogs were made to sign non disclosure agreements not to to snap pics of these two partying.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Mr. X

March 30, 2015

Kids' Choice Awards

What A-list comedian/actor/host appeared to be all chummy on the red carpet with that A/B-list actor and host but before the show started he called him every foul name in the book? Apparently host #2 was oblivious to the fact that host #1 has been friends with his ex for decades.

Chris Rock/Nick Cannon

Today's Blind Items - This Was A Bad Idea

It probably won't be long. The entire empire is going to crumble. The empire is not what it used to be. Sure, there are some shows on the air, but not like the old days when there were a handful all at once. People are very leery of working with this company because of the potential for bad things to happen. See, things are not like they were before. There was not social media at the height of their power. Tween actors had no voice. They did what they were told and kept quiet or they were fired from the show. Parents loved the easy life, so in some cases were culpable or turned a blind eye. Most of the time though they just were nonexistent They just picked up their kid at the end of the day and did what they were told too.

In more recent shows, there has been social media so they had to choose more carefully. They only selected the most hungry, the most willing to do anything to achieve fame. If someone tried to step out of line, then those lucrative side projects suddenly disappeared and they were just another tweener who never made it beyond the tween years.

Things have changed now though. What sounded like a good idea at the time is turning into a nightmare. Long removed from the thumb and with no careers to protect any longer, many of these female tweeners from a long gone show are starting to speak out. The reason? The sudden interest in the show has people searching out members to discuss their experiences. Not a good combination if you want to keep your secrets. There have been two that have started to talk and there are plenty more which will lead to more not only from that show, but many others. It is the beginning of the end.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 27, 2015

This former A list mostly television actor from a long running network hit and a bunch of miss shows and movies since had to be awakened to appear on a recent talk show because he had passed out in his dressing room.

Matthew Perry

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 27, 2015

This former Disney tweener caught up in a recent controversy was treated like crap by this celebrity offspring who told her to stay away from her new celebrity boyfriend at a recent party. The offspring must have heard about his hookup with the former tweener. The former tweener was all class, which the offspring has none.

Zendaya/Rumer Willis/Val Chmerkovskiy (which is probably why Val and Rumer split so fast)

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 25, 2015

This married A list mostly movie actress was out to dinner with friends this week and taking a night off from baby and husband number two. She also spent every twenty minutes getting up from her table to go to the restroom. Next time she might want to make sure her clutch is closed before coming back to the table and get that vial all the way back in.

Scarlett Johansson

Blind Item #8

This former tweener actress turned singer turned bad actress turned performance artist turned soon to be reality star hit on this A list model but the model was not having any of it. She does not want to lose her second chance with the A+ list singer after so long apart.

Blind Item #7

That ingenue singer who never seems to release anything new but still keeps her fame has been having plastic surgery here and there and has been trying to show it off but no one seems to notice. So, she went to a party this weekend and made it clear to everyone what she had done and made sure she said it repeatedly until people gave her compliments.

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 22, 2015

I didn’t even know she smoked but this former A list bubblegum pop singer turned actress turned whatever it is she does with A list name recognition made a guest appearance on a show but it took forever to film because she kept stopping every two or three minutes to take a break so she could smoke. She is in bad shape.

Mandy Moore

Blind Item #6

It looks like the late night talk show host has found himself another closeted athlete. This one is married with kid(s).

Blind Item #5

It does not appear that this A- list actress/B+ list singer/A+ list everything in her mind has given up entertaining for those who kill or have people killed. Our A+ lister in her mind took home a very pricey paycheck for a performance that was not just the one barely reported in the media.

Blind Item #4

Apparently, despite being a supposed critic, this critic is not above taking cash payouts from the organization he is criticizing to go after certain people.

Blind Item #3

Why yes, that was actor who has not had a hit show in decades at a beach taking pictures. The actor, who spawned an entire generation of fashion in the show which also starred a permanent B+ lister, was taking random photos of barely teen girls in bikinis on a beach. He usually does the same thing in Europe in the summer but with teens that are topless.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Blind Item #2

His A list (combined) parents will probably think that their son is just exploring an alternate universe or some other whacked out kind of crap when they find out he is hooked on sizzurp. Worst celebrity parents?

Blind Item #1

It is not like this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who has struggled since her hit almost network show ended is hiding it. She freely admits she is being taken care of financially by her soon to be husband/B list comic actor who is literally old enough to be her grandfather if there was some Teen Mom type births involved. When he runs out of money lets see how long she stays.

Blind Items Revealed #8

March 21, 2015

This former B+ list mostly movie actor who even got a chance to be the lead in a couple of low performing comedies moved on to almost television but has moved on from that to do other things. One of those things is keeping him away from his very open minded wife and in the arms of two other women who are making his work days much easier.

Jason Biggs

Blind Items Revealed #7

March 20, 2015

This A list mostly television actress who gets paid a lot of money on her hit network show had a bad reaction to some botox and can’t close one of her eyes all the way. Apparently over time as the botox wears off she will be able to.

Kaley Cuoco

Blind Items Revealed #6

March 19, 2015

All is not right in the world of this newly married couple. He is a wannabe actor offspring and not the most successful actor in the family. She is not an offspring but has about as much talent as her husband. I thought they spent every second together, but apparently he found the time to hook up with a woman he met while vacationing with his wife. The hookup happened here in LA although the groundwork was laid while on vacation last month.

Evan Ross/Ashlee Simpson

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 19, 2015

“How many of these can I have?”

“Well, they are for the kids and their families here as part of the charity event.”

“But I could have one or two right?”

“I suppose we could spare one or two pairs.”

The former B list model who changed her last name the second she got married to that A- list celebrity musician to better cash in on it, then helped herself to twenty pairs by quickly handing them to an assistant carrying reusable grocery store bags.

Courtney Bingham

Blind Item #4

This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress had one good role. Her modeling keeps her in front of the cameras. Apparently her beyond rich boyfriend makes her have threesomes almost every night which she hates. She just doesn't want to not be famous or rich so puts up with it.

Blind Item #3

I'm not a fan of this B+ list model wannabe talk show host/thirsty for fame/frequent social media poster. That being said, she did not deserve all the trashing she took at a party thrown in her honor. Apparently everyone, and by everyone, I mean this A+ list reality star kept talking smack about how the whole thing was cheap and tacky. Yeah, like all the f**king clothes and everything else in her life we are all subjected to on a daily basis that she thinks are so amazing because they come from that stupid f**k who blew all his money on a lame idea and has to bow down to the great and powerful Oz every five seconds.

Blind Item #2

It is all about the money for this Executive Producer/host. Politics is not going to get in the way of him making money from his best show. He might start huffing and puffing, but there won't be any house blowing.

Blind Item #1

I think this A list rapper was disappointed that she was only offered $50K for four hours of sex with a guy while she was out of the country performing. She still took it, but was really disappointed.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 17, 2015

They both have significant others but it didn’t stop this former A list singer who is currently a B lister and part-time actor from hooking up with his actress ex. Apparently this is a fairly frequent thing they do. Considering how much the significant other of the actress cheats on her there is not much he can say.

Lenny Kravitz/Lisa Bonet

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 16, 2015

SXSW

This former B+ list mostly movie actor who was in that huge franchise that seemed to film for two decades turned quirky television actor almost got into a huge fight with a guy at The Iron Bear. Apparently a patron mispronounced the actor’s first name a few times and our actor slapped the guy on the face. Not a good idea. The actor was soon surrounded by five or six other guys before someone managed to break it up.

Elijah Wood

 

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 15, 2015

I wonder if this A+ list mostly movie actor knows or even suspects that his bff/A+ list mostly movie actor hooked up with the A+ lister in her own mind more than once.

Ben Affleck/Matt Damon/Jennifer Lopez

Blind Items Revealed #1

March 10, 2015

This B list mostly movie actress who dropped to C- and would have been lower except everyone has seen her movies is back to B- list if you stream shows. Anyway, at a charity event the other night she was badly needed but kept taking breaks which consisted of her drinking from a flask and smoking something that was not pot or tobacco.

Natasha Lyonne