Saturday, August 06, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #8

May 9, 2016

There is a guy out there who has a few tattoos on his body. Old Hollywood tattoos. He has a tattoo of an original Andy Griffith Show t-shirt on his leg. Oh, also Andy Griffith as Matlock tattoo. Another tattoo he has on his body is the reason for the blind. It is a tattoo of this still alive and still kicking foreign born former A list actress. She can sing and dance and act. She was on a very long running hit network show. Despite being nominated more than 10 times, she has never won an Emmy which is keeping a technically EGOT out of her hands. Anyway, this guy sees that she is going to be performing and is desperate to show her his new tattoo. He has a glossy photo of it made up for her to sign. he waits patiently outside the theatre door for her to emerge.
“Ms. ______; I am a HUGE fan of your work! You were magical in (play she had just finished).”–extends picture and pen.

Bodyguard takes the picture and notices it’s a tattoo of the actress. Guy shows him the actual tattoo….bodyguard loves it and points it out to the actress. Guy shows her…..can barely contain his excitement.

“I certainly hope that’s not permanent”, she sniffs.

Undaunted, the guy explains how he’s loved her since he was a boy and timidly asks if she wouldn’t mind signing the picture (he wanted to ask her to sign the leg but sensed it might go too far).

“Absolutely not. Go away”. she sniffs, again.

Bodyguard shrugs a sincere apology….he thought she would comply. Guy is crushed, thanks her anyway, then slinks away.

Angela Lansbury

Blind Items Revealed #7 - Old Hollywood

May 6, 2016

This actress is really Old Hollywood and at one point was married to one of those last names that screams Old Hollywood. He wanted her life insurance money and killed her while they were out of the country. He was never charged.

Olive Thomas/John Pickford

Blind Items Revealed #6- Old Hollywood

May 6, 2016

This actor had hundreds of credits to his name and was A list at one point in his career. Before finally killing himself, he attempted suicide over a dozen times.

George Sanders

Blind Items Revealed #5- Old Hollywood

May 6, 2016

This foreign born a-hole of a director who is still alive has talked smack about this permanent A list actress for decades because she wouldn’t sleep with him. There was also the time she kicked him in the balls. Twice.

Roman Polanski/Faye Dunaway

Blind Item #2

This former A list mostly television actress who had her best days in TV back in the day was once in a franchise. I know, I know people forget, but a certain segment of the population never does. She uses her interactions with them to try and increase membership in her religion.

Blind Item #1

This married fairy tale actor is about to turn off his social media. He has already stopped interacting with fans off set because his wife wants all marriage talk about them stopped.

Mr. X Blind Item #2

This A list Olympian who is more known for his body than his body of talent got a big break back in the day in covering up his sexuality. He was busted having sex with another man but the officer wrote it up as a frat boy having fun.

Mr. X Blind Item #1

This former A list singer from a singing family is drinking the Jenny McCarthy juice and trying to convince people she knows more about medical science than doctors.

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 6, 2016

A favorite trick of this married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and in a career resurgence is to place his hand on the butt of females he finds attractive who want to take their photos with him. If they don’t try to move away he chats them up and then asks for their phone number.

Kevin Costner

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Kindness

May 6, 2016

This B list actress is a celebrity offspring but people always forget that. She is on a hit almost television show and once had an interesting moniker on this site. Anyway, at her gym she paid for year long memberships for every mother in her regular spin class.

Rashida Jones

Blind Items Revealed #2

May 6, 2016

I have written once before about this news legend/icon who is suffering from memory loss and early dementia. She was at some event a few weeks ago and started telling a story and got to a certain point in the story and started again and then did it once more. It was really sad to see.

Barbara Walters

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 6,2016

This actress, who everyone loves when they meet her bailed on a party last week. The actress, who is A-/B+ list and went from one franchise to another while also getting an Academy Award win/nomination was not being paid attention to. She was at the party and is used to being the focus of attention and not one person came up to her or fawned over her so she left.

Anna Kendrick

Friday, August 05, 2016

Blind Item #12

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has a franchise starting up again soon was at a talk show appearance recently and didn't say a word the entire night to anyone except when she was actually on camera. The people there said she looked like someone on the verge of a breakdown.

Blind Item #11

This A+ list mostly movie actress needs the quick paycheck, but the drug use and illness she is fighting have her unable to do any acting right now.

Blind Item #10

I love how this former A list singer/homewrecker still likes spinning that fairy tale of hers that she is going to have kids. Not going to happen.

Blind Item #9

Almost two years without seeing her child. That is how important money and fame is for this significant other to a foreign born A list celebrity/reality star.

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 5, 2016

I love this actor. A- list. Academy Award winner/nominee. Aging. Possible murder witness. Some publicist working with him for his latest movie was trying to tell him who was going to be interviewing him. The actor, in his unique way of talking, said something along the lines of, “Why, do I need to know their name? Will we be dating? Perhaps a dance? Did you want me to dance with them? Is this what this is all about? Do you like dancing? I don’t even know your name, which is why I won’t be dancing with you.”

Christopher Walken

Four For Friday - Broken Deal

Almost two years ago, this A- list mostly television actor who has more good looks than actual acting talent made a deal with his A list celebrity wife. She would get help for her addiction and he would continue to let her see their child. Part of the deal is the family remained living under the same roof. Just because they are living under the same roof though does not mean they do anything else together. Apparently the couple can tolerate each other only long enough to do a public event like church once every couple of months. The rest of the time they do things separately, including spending time with their child. They don't want the child to see the dislike the couple has for each other so time with the child is always spent alone.

This was never going to be a long time solution. For one thing, the child is starting to wonder why mom and dad always spend time alone with the child, but never as a family. Also, our celebrity likes to think of herself as the late night, always going to a party, jet set lifestyle while her husband is more of a stay at home guy. The husband actually has a woman he has been seeing for quite sometime. He would like to spend more time with her, but that means of course dissolving the marriage. The celebrity is not quite ready for that because she has blown through most of her money and her monthly expenses are paid for by the husband. The celebrity's latest project has not been the success or financial boost she thought it would be.

These discussions between the pair have been very heated to the point where the whole relationship might explode into a public ball of flames rather than the quiet little whimper they were hoping for.

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 5, 2016

Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned decent performance artist has an entirely different narrative of her time working with this permanent A list director than he does and it is creepy.

Miley Cyrus/Woody Allen

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 5, 2016

The most important thing stolen in a recent robbery involving a couple of trying to make themselves relevant reality stars were some medical documents and copies of blood tests that are pretty explosive.

Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna

Blind Items Revealed #2 - Mr. X

May 4, 2016

A groupie of this B+ list singer who has a history of assault says she was raped. He says it is a shakedown.

Trey Songz

Blind Item #8

The biggest a-hole on a television set right now probably goes to this A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit cable show with tons of Emmy nods. He argues with literally everyone and acts like a diva the entire time on set.

Blind Item #7

This former Disney actor turned A- list mainstream actor apparently sent his actress girlfriend to the hospital when he hit her. She never called the police and at urgent care, she insisted it was all her fault for getting to close to a flying elbow. Hmmm.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 4, 2016

I have never heard of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress losing her cool in public. She did the other day and blasted her husband at a park. All those years of being forced to do period piece films probably taking their toll.

Keira Knightley

Blind Item #6

This soon to be married actress/celebrity with the A list last name has been hooking up with her ex. Not often, but enough where there have been some whispers. Probably not enough to derail the wedding, but enough it will derail the marriage if it continues.

Blind Item #5

This B+ list mostly television actress is on a middling hit network show. She needs the work or she would probably be gone. The good news for her is she moved from one hit to the next, The bad news is that her ex is also her co-star and boss on the new show and he makes her life miserable every day.

Blind Item #4

The actress pro beard who actually makes a lot more money acting than bearding has reached her limit. There is no way she will get her name dragged through the mud as some kind of scapegoat for family drama. She will walk away in a second and let everyone deal with the fallout. Oh, and by the way, she never signed any confidentiality agreement so I would be really nice to her.

Blind Item #3

This former A+ list actress in her part of acting world is on very thin ice. Maybe she is blinded by love, but she is doing some very shady things which could land her in jail in two countries.

Thursday, August 04, 2016

Blind Item #2

While doing press and premieres for the blockbuster set to open this weekend, one person in the cast is universally disliked. The actor/singer. No one wants him around for a second installment. No one. From his ridiculous method acting to the drug use, he was a nightmare.

Blind Item #1

With the off set drama between these two co-stars on a hit CBS show, look for one of them to be killed off. Everyone is just tired of being in the middle of it all on set.

Mr. X Blind Item #3

What former A-list singer/actress and her longtime gossip blogger friend are still playing out that fake feud? The blogger was busted by one of his Twitter followers after he posted a video of himself on Snapchat wearing a shirt with a picture of the singer from her new music video which will be out later this year.

Mr. X Blind Item #2

Which one hit wonder pop singer whose song was all over radio at this time last year just got dropped by her record label? To bide the time before she (hopefully) gets signed to another label, she's been yachting to earn extra cash.

Mr. X Blind Item #1

She knew she was going to get the reaction she did. This A/B-list talk show host planned out those controversial statements with her staff months in advance, but jumped at the opportunity at the right time. She's been doing this kind of thing for decades. Yes, the other host involved in this fracas was in on it. Yes she lost some sponsors, but gained three more. No, no staff members were fired as is being reported in other outlets, they moved on to another gig but left with huge checks as a thank you.

Blind Item #9

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has multiple celebrity offspring and multiple A list exes had to drop out of an upcoming project. It was drugs. The studio wouldn't greenlight it with her involved.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Mr. X

May 3, 2016

Met Gala

What two TV hosts greeted each other by each doing a double barrel salute? How classy… Don’t worry folks, this is just the beginning of this feud.

Andy Cohen/Michael Strahan

Today's Blind Items - A Gift From The Mob

What do you get when you give millions of dollars to the mob? You get one of their imports. An import brought over from Eastern Europe to entertain high rollers at their casinos. An import brought over to be the mistress for someone high up in the organization. An import brought over to put someone in a very awkward position. An import brought over to help out a politician who is afraid his extracurricular activities could be made public.

Back in the day, this importer for the mob also worked in a legit business. It is the same business that this A+ list celebrity is most well known. Our importer took cuts in the business from every side. Literally every side. He had a license which allowed him to take a certain percentage which he kept hidden from his legit employer. if a deal was having trouble closing he would send in some associates. They would convince other people who might be bidding to back out. In turn, they might convince people not bidding to bid even higher so there would be more money sent over to the importer.

Our importer literally made tens of millions of dollars a year. A lot of that money was generated by our A+ list celebrity through the shady deals they made together. As a thank you gift, our importer sent over his most popular import at the time. Little did he know, he would never get the import back. The import became domestic.

Blind Items Revealed #4

Met Gala

May 3, 2016

The most interesting place to hide your coke award goes to this Academy Award winner/nominee who also sings. Or should it be the singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Either way, the top of the prop he brought was the perfect hiding place.

Jared Leto

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 3, 2016

Met Gala

The theme of the night certainly made it much easier to hide the track marks for this foreign born now solo singer.

Zayn Malik

Blind Items Revealed #2

Met Gala

May 3, 2016

I’m not sure how anything is even real on this A+ list reality star any longer. All that makeup she wears definitely hid the scars from the recent work done to her face.

Kim Kardashian

Blind Item #8

This soon to be reality star which is all she has ever wanted in life has stopped seeing other men because it was messing around with her "boyfriend's" mind which is unstable as it is, but also the filming schedule for her show.

Blind Item #7

This celebrity offspring who does pretty well for herself on her own but still needs the financial assistance of her permanent A list dad for her lifestyle spent a little of his money on some coke she was doing at a big premiere last night.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 3, 2016

Met Gala

The person who won’t be invited back aka Anna was ticked off goes to this A- list singer wannabe actress.

Lady GaGa

Blind Item #6

Bravo wouldn't let this Housewife who has done so many other things show pics of this other Housewife doing coke, so they compromised.

Blind Item #5

I think at this point we are going to need a birth certificate. A few months ago, this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress went through a huge to do about her age. After I did a blind, others did it more publicly. So, she won her argument but in interviews for her new movie, it seems the she is older by a lot crowd are winning again. Our actress keeps screwing up her timeline.

Blind Item #4

This soon to be back on television reprising a role many thought was a goner because of the show's troubles B+ list actress has obviously not talked through her issues in rehab or she would not be getting so chummy with the family member who is the root of all her problems. Yes, you could argue the other family member who offered the actress up for casting couches was just as bad.

Blind Item #3

This former A list singer and once Ukraine's top box office star likes to spin a good yarn. The truth is that over the past few years, the former A lister has had multiple breast enlargements. She thinks bigger is better.

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Blind Item #2

This Academy Award winning actress who is probably permanently A list by this point likes to go on her innocent kicks from time to time. She is so good at whitewashing her past. Oh, and her present. She likes to pretend she is this God fearing, cake baking do gooder. The ting is though back in the day she was breaking up marriages and drinking and being a very wild person. Even today, she is one of the worst people in the world to work for and no one ever stays for long because of her horrible temper.

Blind Item #1

This actor turned politician turned actor turned director is getting up there in years. It does not appear to have slowed down his drive for college age students that allow him to spank them. All of the women have to be as young as his youngest daughter. Creepy.

Blind Item #12

This foreign born former A list model is selling off all her possessions. She loaned a guy she had been dating a bunch of money for an investment that failed. Her permanent A list ex won't give her any money so it is selling off time.

Blind Item #11

This B+ list mostly movie actress is having another spat with her former girlfriend. It seems the former girlfriend thought she was going to be number one on the playlist of the actress. Nope. The actress found another guy so when the guy wanted a threesome, she had to get this foreign born model turned actress who has been on the rocks with her girlfriend.

Blind Item #10

This offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is hooking up with a woman who the actor has kept on his payroll for two years as an employee. And by employee, I mean mistress. The offspring has no idea he is playing second fiddle to dad.

Blind Item #9

This singing celebrity is doing his singing celebrity sibling a solid by pretending aloud to tabloids his sibling competes with him for women to date.

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 3, 2016

Met Gala

These two former actresses were talking last night. Outside chain smoking their tiny little hearts out after drinking enough booze to even affect me. Anyway, they said their problem with a certain rebooted show has nothing to do with anyone except the actor who kind of organized the reboot. They don’t like him. At all. If he wasn’t there, they would do it.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen/John Stamos

Today's Blind Items - Quick Hits

#1- I guess it was inevitable. This former High School Musical actor is back on drugs. No one wants to hire him right now. He is trying to get hired without even having a meeting because he is in such bad shape.

#2 - This former escort turned actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned actress turned celebrity with A list name recognition is hooking up with some random rich married guy who has paid out almost $250K to the celebrity over the past six months. His wife just found out so this should be interesting.

#3 - There is going to be a second season of this hit almost television show but one of the teen female leads might not make it to the second season. Her eating disorder has caused multiple hospitalizations over the past few months.

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 3, 2016

This B+ list mostly movie actor should have been nominated for an Academy Award this past year instead of the old retread. In any event, our actor was in a spa the other day to get his entire body waxed. Apparently the place he used to use closed or we would have never known.

Michael B Jordan (life changing knowledge and breaking news this one huh?)

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 3, 2016

One A lister has not said a peep about the passing of Prince. Why? The just about permanent A list singer from an A list family hated Prince with a passion. She has for the past several decades and him passing was probably celebrated in her house.

Janet Jackson

Blind Items Revealed #2

May 2, 2016

Remember back in the day when this actress was A list. Mostly movies and even an Academy Award winner/nominee. A slow, steady decline over the years has got her to the point where she spends an hour a day on the phone with paps to make sure they know exactly when to catch her with a guy and then has her PR team send out text and e-mail blasts about our actress being in a relationship. If she tried this hard with actual acting, she could probably resuscitate her career.

Kate Hudson

Blind Item #8

The amount of drug and steroid abuse from this now two time network reality star is frightening. I'm pretty sure the network thought he was going to kill someone.

Blind Item #7

This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer is really playing a dangerous game. He must know this A+ list singer has security cam footage of him using drugs and also beating one of his ex-girlfriends. He wouldn't want that to get leaked.

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 2, 2016

White House Correspondents' Dinner

This female daytime talk show host walked back into the kitchen area pursuing a waitress she was interested in. The waitress finally had to just stay hidden in the kitchen to avoid the full on press by this host.

Raven Symone

Blind Item #6

This A list country singer/part-time reality star needs to slow his roll. Well, have his girlfriend's people slow their roll. He cheats on her and the list of women is growing so his girlfriend is going to look kind of foolish if everyone gets too far ahead of themselves.

Blind Item #5

The PR team of this A+ list NFL player are playing spin the bottle when it comes to finding a reason other than the truth when it comes to press availability for a certain pending question being asked this week. So far, the tabloids are playing the we will print whatever you want us to print and treat it as gospel truth game.

Blind Item #4

This former bubblegum singer turned actress turned famous name from back in the day is just about broke. Even though she got a recent settlement, she has not cut back on her expenses and no one wants to hire her because despite her appearances, she brings a lot of drama to every project.

Blind Item #3

All is not well in north of the border land similar to Shondaland. Apparently there is huge trouble brewing and staffers from LA sent to help with damage control.

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Blind Item #2

With the ex of this superhero unable to scrounge up any additional tabloid dough, she has turned to the wallets of the fathers of some of her friends who seem to find her company enjoyable.

Blind Item #1

This "sexually fluid" B list mostly television actor who is currently on a TV Land show has been cheating on his boyfriend with this foreign born Disney actress turned actress currently starring in a comic book show on a streaming channel you probably didn't know existed unless you own that system.

Blind Item #12

Hopefully this time when this closeted foreign born former tweener turned B+ list singer heads to Brazil he will use a condom. Last time he was there he contracted HIV.

Blind Item #11

This former boy bander who sometimes trots out a beard for a date or two traveled halfway across the world for two nights of sex with this male musician that one of his singer friends set him up with.

Blind Item #10

That foreign born model who hopes her latest acting role goes much better than her first was so hammered on MDMA last night that she must have ground her teeth into nothing. And was so loud doing it. Hey, better than the coke she loves.

Blind Item #9

This married former bad actress from a hit tv show turned bad actress in bad tv movies turned reality star has a really big drinking problem. Apparently things are so bad that she rarely makes it beyond her couch or the living room floor each night.

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 2, 2016

White House Correspondents' Dinner

This soon to be B list mostly movie actress is currently a model. A model who rose to fame not really for her work, but for who she dated. She was with a guy who was probably in his 70’s despite her being in her 20’s. He kept wanting to kiss her and she would do that whole turn the head thing to get out of the way so all he ever got was cheek. There was not much she could do about the groping which was constant. I can’t imagine what the ride home was like.

Kelly Rohrbach

Today's Blind Items - I Worked On A Yacht - Part Two

One day I was talking to my co-star about being on a yacht and a few short weeks later I was flying to France. It was a blur. She made a call and that night we went and had drinks with a woman who gets a fee for sending people to model. That's what she called it. She had some fake British accent which sometimes turned into a fake French accent. "You're there to look pretty. A yacht is elegant and so are you." The comparisons between myself and a yacht went on and one. Owners of yachts liked to have parties and needed to fill those parties with models. Again and again the word model. I guess that line would work with someone who was new to acting or modeling, but to me it sounded fake. Fake like the agents who will get you a part if you pay them a bunch of money and use their photographer to take your head shots. I think this woman's spiel probably worked best in small towns where she probably advertised in Craigslist. She would get a group of them in some Holiday Inn conference room and show them photos of yachts and parties on yachts. Sprinkle in a few pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio and other hot looking actors to really get them excited. Then dangle that money carrot and international travel and most of them were sold.

I saw Leonardo DiCaprio when I was there. He was at a restaurant having a drink surrounded by a bunch of guys. My reality was a bunch of sweaty, overweight guys who thought they could dance and had too much body hair. Oh, which they liked to show off.

Anyway, blah blah blah went the recruiter. I was already in. I knew what to expect and I also knew I needed the money. Oh, lets talk about the money for a second. First of all she promised to pay $10,000 per week. Each trip was one week. I would get $2500 upfront and then the other $7500 while I was there. Nope. My co-star already told me about this scam. Apparently the $7500 was what a model could expect to earn if she slept with a guy each night of the week long trip. $1000 a night was the going rate. The thing is though that wasn't guaranteed. I didn't want that kind of guarantee. My co-star said she learned from the models brought in that none of them were told they would have to earn the $1000 a night on their backs. They assumed that the whole thing was legit and would actually get paid the $7500 on the ship. The vast majority of the women my co-star encountered just partied on the yacht and never slept with anyone. They just took the $2500 and the airplane ticket and had fun. They would be where they needed to be, but never ended up having sex with any of the men. Those that did often got screwed over because they guys wouldn't pay them anything or would give them a fake Rolex or something similar as payment. There were boxes on the ships filled with fake French handbags and Chanel jewelry.

I told the woman I wanted my fee. I was treating this like an acting job. I would play the model part to a tee. People know my face. People know my work. My fee at the time was $25K per episode and each episode took a week to film, so I wanted $25K upfront. When I fly somewhere for work, I always hope for first class, but will settle for business class. I thought that was fair. The woman kept going on and on about some crap about how they could not afford to pay that. My co-star told me $25K is what she got so I knew I could get it. Plus, they use your name to recruit other women to go.

Two days after meeting the woman, the money was in my account. I didn't have to share it with my agent or manager or lawyer or anyone else. On my flight to Paris, I didn't notice any other women who looked like they were "models," but when I got to Paris that all changed.

My flight landed and I was met by a guy holding a sign just like any other limo driver would in the US. The only difference is this guy was herding everyone on to a bus. A flight would come in and four or five other models would get on the bus. I landed around 8am so I only had to wait on the bus for an hour. Some of the models had been there since 5am and waited and slept as the bus filled.

I guess I assumed I would get to Nice by plane or train but had been put off when I asked and only told that someone would meet me at the airport. A hundred women all on a bus. Most were wearing just regular clothes. Many though had obviously either gone straight from a club to their flight or they thought they were going to be put to work immediately upon landing. I'm not sure how some of the women could even sit because their dresses were so tight. Almost all of them left nothing to the imagination when they sat.

A guy with the most enormous pinky ring I have ever seen gave a welcoming speech in French and then in English. Then, another guy who looked like he beat people up for a living spoke in what I later learned was Russian and Polish. Well over half this bus was filled with women from Eastern Europe. My co-star told me more and more women from Eastern Europe were being brought in because they were willing to have sex every night. Less women from the US and other countries were being brought over because so many were not having sex. The men on the yachts either paid a fee to get on the yachts or in some cases were being wined and dined to write big checks. Especially with the fee paying guests, they expected sex for their fee. Apparently some companies charged as much as $2000 a night to these guys for all the liquor, food and women they could manage. If I was a guy on the ship, I would be ticked off even if I was going to get laid. First of all, if it is a dinner/night cruise you are actually cruising. There are very few places to actually have sex. You have to wait until 3am when the yacht docks and then take the woman back to your hotel or wherever else you are staying. Chances are though, she has to be back at the ship by noon for the afternoon cruises. those are where the guys go out on the yacht a mile or so off the coast and then everyone plays in the water. The models are all in the tiniest of bikinis. Most are topless. The guys are trying to slam their junk into the tightest Speedos they could find and look ridiculous. I hated the afternoon cruises. There was a lot more groping and staring. You would be in the water and some guy would grab you and touch you. They wanted to shower with you when you got out of the water. They wanted to rub oil on you and have you rub it on them. At night, guys wanted to dance and drink and eat and knew they had a long night ahead of them before they could try and get you to f**k them.

During the day, they only had three hours and they were on their worst behavior. It was drinking and hot sun and between the groping and comments and picture taking, you just felt like a piece of meat. I know that is an expression that is used loosely. Not in this case. Guys with cell phones and video cameras and cameras were in your face. If they saw some poor model passed out they would film her and grope her all while she was being filmed. For the most part it was a three hour sexual assault recorded. I hated it.

There was not enough hot water to make me feel clean after those day cruises. Almost all of the women had hotel rooms on shore. A couple who were favorites of the people running the tour would stay with those guys in the yacht. The rest of us were six to a room in a hotel. The routine went something like this. You would get up around 8 and there would be a hangover slow procession to the showers and then makeup in time to get to the yacht around 1130 for the noon cruise. You would cruise until 3 and then make your way back to the hotel where we would nap until 6 or 7 and then get some food. We would then do the procession thing again and get back to the ship about 10pm. We would then cruise until about 3am and head back to the hotels and sleep.

Some mornings we would get a call in the room and some model would be requested by a private yacht. These were the guys with the big money. These were the ones most of the models wanted to book. They would do anything to get on those yachts. Those were the Russian oligarchs and rappers and businessmen. They were the actors. The handlers hated sending women over to those gigs though because they never came back. That would be one less person for the cruises. By my last night there, half of the women were gone. Most of those had moved on to private yachts. Some had just quit. Some had ended up with some guy who they liked. At least one person from my week overdosed.

I get asked if I would ever do it again. Nope. Never. Not a chance. I stuck it out because I got paid to stick it out. I never walked away from a gig where I was paid and I treated it just like that. I have never felt more degraded in all my life. Some of the women there had been doing it for a year. They had moved from the Caribbean in the winter to the Med in the summer and never planned on quitting. I hated it. I cried for a f**king week when I got back. I got invited to go to Cannes to promote a show I was in. The only time in my life I begged off. I want no part of that city for awhile. I never slept with anyone while I was there. My co-star said most women don't, but in my experience, most did. In my opinion, half were looking to make as much money that week as possible and the other half wanted to find a husband. I will say that the week I was there, only two or three women I met were American. When my co-star had been, there were well over half. Did I mention how much I hated it there?

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 2, 2016

White House Correspondents' Dinner

A guest at the table of this A- list actor who is a very infrequent co-star with the actress in #1 reported some odd behavior. Every 20 minutes or so, the actor would nod to his wife who would then caress her nipples briefly to make them hard. Our actor would smile and then continue with his evening. It happened at least four times.

Jeff Goldblum

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Mr. X

April 28, 2016

This A+ list mostly movie actress is in bad shape health wise. The drug use is out of control and she is slowly wasting away to nothing.

Angelina Jolie

Blind Items Revealed #2 - Mr. X

April 28, 2016

What happens when you get two very wealthy stage parents together? They pony up enough advertising dollars to a foreign fashion bible to have one child each labeled a superstar by the publication. No one agrees with the publication.

Gigi Hadid/Kendall Jenner/UK Vogue

Blind Item #8

This made her fame as a commercial actress generally has an actor boyfriend. When he is out of town though she earns some money on the side. The other day at a Starbucks she was complaining because the guy she slept with kicked her out before she could grab her shoes and he wouldn't let her back in the house. Apparently the shoes were worth about $2000 but she didn't want to make a police report and explain why she was there.

Blind Item #7

This permanent A list "singer" was shopping at a store recently. The store had to shoo out the customers after our singer kept trying on pants without any sort of top or bra on using a mirror in the middle of the store. The singer's bodyguards were worried about customers using a phone to take pics so customers were asked to leave.

Blind Items Revealed #1 - Mr. X

April 28, 2016

This late night cable talk show host is playing coy. He wants the job he keeps recommending others for and is already lining up his replacement on his own show.

Andy Cohen/sidekick to Kelly Ripa

Blind Item #6

This former tweener actress turned bad adult actress/A- list singer recently spent the last 30 minutes of a flight trying to flush drugs down an airplane toilet. They were flying in to a country that would put them to death for the drugs. Apparently some of the the items clogged the toilet and things were a chaotic mess as they tried to hide their drug use.

Blind Item #5

Continuing a tradition, this A list reality star who also sells makeup had to pay for the birthday party her boyfriend threw her.

Blind Item #4

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring almost passed out doing press for her new film. She is eating once every couple of days in order to slim down even though she doesn't need to lose weight at all.

Blind Item #3

In an effort to revive her music career, this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress is straight up stealing songs. She has no intention of paying for them and hopes to strong arm her way through any lawsuits.

Monday, August 01, 2016

Blind Item #2

In exchange for his silence, this disgraced politician is being paid a consultant fee by this A list politician to keep the whole lesbian/bisexual thing a secret.

Blind Item #1

This infamous B list celebrity who was a one time A list celebrity for all the wrong reasons has moved in with her drug dealer/pimp.

Blind Item #12

Apparently when this B+ list mostly movie actor relapsed, he suffered some type of stroke which is why he has not really been seen in public the past couple of months.

Blind Item #11

This A- list reality star skipped the birthday party of her reality star daughter because the reality star was picking up a paycheck to attend a birthday party of someone who was paying to have stars attend.

Blind Item #10

This OG momager spent a month in rehab despite what everyone else is calling it.

Blind Item #9

This former A+ list rapper is out of commission a couple of days a week because of the meds he takes. The rest of the week it is hit or miss whether he makes any sense at all.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 28, 2016

This A- list mostly movie actor who usually either stars in comedies or is the comic relief is also an a-hole. Latest example is that he is cheating on his oft cheated on girlfriend with the woman who walks the actor’s dogs.

Jonah Hill

Today's Blind Items - I Worked On A Yacht -Part One

** A few weeks ago I was talking to a long time friend. Her show had just been canceled and work prospects were looking a little grim for this season of shows. It was probably going to be a lot of guest starring roles rather than recurring and definitely no main roles. At some point we started talking about yachting and she admitted she has done it a couple of times to supplement her income. Early summer can be slow and she speaks French which makes things much easier. I asked her if she wanted to write about her experience. She agreed. I changed some of her descriptions to make them a little harder to guess but other than that, it is pretty much how she wrote it.**

I'm an actress. A generally out of work actress. If not for voice over work, things would be bleak right now. I had high hopes for this past year but the show I was starring on got canceled. It happens a lot. I was on a hit network show for a few years. Just a recurring role. It was a vicious back stabbing show. Oh, not for the guys, but for the women on the show. The women who were the original cast members were fiercely protective over their turf. Unless you were a female A lister just coming in for a week or two, they would do whatever they could to show you the door. I came in to it about halfway through the run of the show. Here I was, on this great show, but I was not guaranteed anything other than one episode at a time. The main cast were locked in. Whether they appeared in a certain week or not, they got paid. What also hurt me is that I couldn't get any other work just in case this show needed me. For a whole season I would wait by the phone. Meanwhile, I still had all my expenses and the money was quickly being drained from my account.

It was on the show that I started talking to another actress. While we waited for a scene to be set up, we would talk. A lot. Hours of free time gives you a lot of time to discuss things. Everything. It was not that long ago that I was working every week in a pretty good show and making quite a lot of money. i decided to buy a house. Then, the star of the show got tired of acting and just like that, the show ended and I was scrambling. I told her this story and she said I should think about heading to Europe for the summer. She had done it before. She didn't tell her boyfriend at the time who is now her husband about it. He thinks she was there to do some magazine shoots and promotional appearances for products.

The more she talked about it, the better it sounded. I have been on television since I was 10. In my home country, everyone knows me for a certain role I did when I was young. Throughout my teen years I worked a lot. Almost full-time. The jobs didn't pay as much as a network show, but things were good. At the time, you think things will always be great and you will work full time. So, I didn't save as much as I should. I was young and I thought the money would just keep rolling in.

It didn't. As I got a little older, the parts I landed were bigger and paid more, but they were more infrequent. I would get a network show and it would last for two years. The money was great for those two years but then it would get canceled and you would be looking for a job for the next year. By the time you landed the next show and got paid, most of the money you made in the last show was gone.

I'm not complaining. Just trying to explain. Each week you never know if your job will be lost. Will the show be canceled? Will the audience hate your character and you get fired? Will you ever get another job if you do get fired? I remember on my first movie, I thought I knew everything. I had been working for a decade and breezed into work, excited about this new challenge. I think it was day 3 on the movie when I was told I had to f**k the lead actor in the movie or I would lose my job. The thing is I had known this actor for a long time. Apparently he is the one who had me cast in the movie and now was payback time. I didn't know he cast me. I didn't know he liked me like that.

My network show I had been on just ended. I had nothing lined up but this movie and a crap movie someone talked me into doing. I needed this paycheck. I did it. I slept with the guy. I have hated him since. I have never seen anything he has done. He is a f**ker who took advantage of the situation. I had known him almost my whole life but he was willing to have me fired unless I had sex with him. On a side note, after filming I went to do a guest shot on a television show supposedly leading to recurring and the lead actor in that show said he heard from the actor I had sex with that I was good to go. I said I wasn't good to go and wouldn't have sex with the lead of the show. Instead of the recurring role I was promised, it was a one off thing. A week later they brought someone in who would have sex with the actor and she got the recurring role.

So, back to the present day. The  actress I was talking to made it sound super easy and that she only had sex a few times with guys while yachting and that it was mostly partying and being arm candy. I asked her what I needed to do and she said she would introduce me to the person who could make it happen.

Tomorrow our actress goes yachting.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 28, 2016

Ever since splitting from her boyfriend, this B+ list mostly television actress who works for the same boss as the actress in the last post has been trying to shed an imaginary five pounds. There is no weight to lose but our actress insists on not eating and working out three to four times a day to try and lose it.

Lea Michele

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 28, 2016

This for sure Emmy winning actress this year who does multiple things for the same boss might not be cheating on her girlfriend but she certainly was making the moves on a PR assistant while out promoting her latest project. There was a lot of touching and an invitation to go out for drinks later.

Sarah Paulson

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 28, 2016

This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress is trying to get quoted about how much she loved Prince when everyone knows he couldn’t stand her.

Lady GaGa

Blind Item #8 - Teen Choice Awards

I can't even pronounce her name, but this well underage teen who stars on a reality show was trashing these two sisters from the same show. The language coming from this teen was crazy. JV was shocked at the nastiness.

Blind Item #7 - Teen Choice Awards

Another person grabbing on for dear life to a showrunner, but not sexually as far as JV could see was this below drinking age MTV actress who also has a pretty decent gig on another cable show. She is being considered to replace the drug addict mentioned in an earlier blind and would love the gig.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 27, 2016

So, apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an A+ list director too, was supposed to meet up with his wife and kids early in the morning on Sunday. He showed up, but smelling of booze and cigarettes and also had lipstick on his neck. So, he was forced to go clean up and try again in the afternoon.

Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner

Blind Item #6 - Teen Choice Awards

There was a little behind the scenes battle last night to hook up with this married showrunner. Apparently he is going through some possible marital issues. I say possible because sometimes things are said which are used more for sex than actually being true. That being said, this soon to be out of work almost network actress who has yachted in the past won the battle of his affections last night over this foreign born singer with the cool sounding name. She would have won and had been making out with the showrunner but then our actress whispered in his ear that the singer is underage. Just slightly, but is underage.

Blind Item #5- Teen Choice Awards

JV got an up close and personal look at this MTV actor. She says he was on something. She was guessing some kind of mushroom or something like that, but JV's friend was convinced it was meth. Either way, the A-/B+ lister was wasted and also hitting on a lot of guys. Maybe with the end of the show coming, he feels more free.

Blind Item #4 - Teen Choice Awards

This A- list mostly television actor is back to filming two shows at once for the second consecutive year. He took his girlfriend to the awards but that audience was right in his wheelhouse. You never saw a guy talk about his college scholarships so much. They don't exist, but he got a lot pf phone numbers. Only from women. No men eligible for his scholarships.

Blind Item #3- Teen Choice Awards

This former tweener actress who has had lots of trouble in her life got a golden chance but she is blowing it. The burned fingertips last night and heavy makeup to cover some marks on her face were the biggest clues she is still using meth.

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Blind Item #2 - Teen Choice Awards

Despite the heavy use of botox and some other plastic surgery procedures, this former tweener actress who somehow stayed relevant until her resurgence the past couple of years is being cheated on by her husband. She knows it but refuses to divorce him.

Blind Item #1 - Teen Choice Awards

This network star has not been in a blind item in a couple of months. Welcome back. Our B+ list mostly television actress won the most wasted person during the show award.

Blind Items Revealed #8

April 27, 2016

This former A+ list tweener turned drug addicted, HGH taking, A- list singer only hooks up with women who pass a special test given by his staff. They have to say yes to our singer peeing on them. He doesn’t do it, but only wants to be with women who will let him.

Justin Bieber

Blind Items Revealed #7

April 26, 2016

This lucky to be getting any kind of work former singer/future celibate wife trash talked the company she was hired to promote because she wanted to represent a more luxury brand. The company she was hired to promote makes way more money than any of their luxury competitors. Now, she won’t have them or other brands.

Ciara

Blind Items Revealed #6

April 26, 2016

This former A- list singer/part-time actress who might be a murder suspect had sex with a bunch of guys not that long ago because her boyfriend wanted to watch her do it. Of course she was wasted.

Courtney Love

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 25, 2016

I thought it was pretty funny to see this B list mostly movie actress speaking up in public about affairs and cheating when everyone knows she hooked up with this married at the time comic actor. Oh, and there was the relationship she helped break up when she started sleeping with the director who was involved with someone at the time.

Rosario Dawson talking about Monica Lewinsky/Chris Rock/Danny Boyle

Blind Item #4

Remember how she announced her pregnancy the first time? Right now, this A+ list singer and her people want a two month rumbling and rumor mill going forward so people will watch her this time around to see if she does it again. For the next two months there will be nothing but pregnancy rumors coming.

Blind Item #3

With her doctor here not extending any further credit to her, this foreign born one hit wonder turned reality judge had to resort to seeing a new doctor while she was traveling. That doctor will quickly find out the singer has no money to pay. She basically did an ad for her regular doctor. Any referrals from the ad he will deduct from her six figure bill.

Blind Item #2

Apparently all the editors and publishers this foreign born model turned B list actress has slept with through the years helped her out this week. She would have got some flack about one of her children. A call made and it was all taken care of.

Blind Item #1

I didn't think this foreign born A+ list athlete outside the US and Canada was looking for a beard. He pretty much just says f**k it about his sexuality. However, if he were to pick one, this barely relevant actress is the perfect choice. The only thing she cares about more than acting is being famous and would give up acting in a second to be his beard.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 25, 2016

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor had his cancer return. So far, things are ok, but people who see the actor in person are reporting he has a yellow/orange complexion and his health is probably a lot worse off then he is letting on.

Liam Neeson

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 25, 2016

This not really doing much right now B list singer/ingenue had a big gig lined up but it all went away when she refused to sleep with the lead singer of the permanent A list band.

Lana Del Rey/Axl Rose/Guns N Roses

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 24, 2016

This foreign born A list dual threat actor seems to have a couple of movie franchises going while also doing some television. He has been in this space before for cheating on his significant other with a permanent A list model. Now he is cheating on her with this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who has a long and storied history of cheating.

Idris Elba/Naomi Campbell/Sienna Miller

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 24, 2016

This former family tweener who did the whole purity ring thing was awash in coke and naked women the other night.

Joe Jonas

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