Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Your Turn

What is your favorite thing to read while standing in the checkout line at the grocery store?

25 comments:

NotThatBeth said...

The character of people in line ahead of my by the contents of their carts.

sandybrook said...

The headlines on the Weekly Globe.

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

The menu from Popeye's

JustReading said...

It used to be the Weekly World News with Bat Boy, Bill Clinton screwing aliens, jet fuel not melting steel beams....but life hasn't been the same since the print version of WWN died, so I just look at the sad pretenders to the GOAT & sigh a lot :-(
weeklyworldnews.com - where an alien endorsed Trump. Bill must be PISSED.

WickedBitch said...

+1!

AndrewBW said...

I like reading the celebrity "quotes" in US Magazine.

IDontKnowHer said...

The exit sign.

masterblaster said...

@NotThatBeth

yuuuus!!! +10000000

CityGirl said...

My kindle

dianavonthirstybird said...

The New York Post's PAGE SIX. There's always a giggle in there somewhere.

Jennifer said...

The nutrition information on the bags of candy hanging nearby. Is 97 grams of saturated fat bad?

Jennifer said...

Notice how obese individuals always have lots of Soda and frozen pizza? Never a can of slimfast.

duh said...

I wouldn't have a can of Slimfast either, that stuff is gross.

Yoko said...

That is a repulsive thing to say.

Yoko said...

I'm addressing jennifer, not you, duh.

OKay said...

You're an idiot, Jennifer. You'd better be at least as young as your avi suggests.

david said...

I try to gauge which check out person is the fastest!

Unfortunately, I usually pick the line where the old lady writing a check!

Hot Cola said...

Celebrity gossip

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Just check my phone (reevaluate my shopping basket/cart). Anything to keep my eyes away from anything they put near the till: It's a marketing strategy to get you to buy random trinkets you don't need (it's like how they place the essentials at the groceries at the very back, and strategically place all the junk food/toiletries you don't really need survive in the middle—they want you to notice stuff you don't really need and want them). Always try to outsmart marketing people.

Last time I feel for it, I ended up buying the Helix Oxford Maths Set (justified by plans to "draw donuts").

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I gave up doing that, seeing "young families" doing their weekly groceries always suffocated me (it always made me feel "trapped" for some reason, drove me wild). Also, they'd have carts full of stuff. Consumption! Consumption! Me wants The Constant Gardener.

meagain said...

@Scandi Sanskrit... I prefer just eating donuts. ✌?

Jennifer said...

Go to the gym.

WickedBitch said...

+10283758191038474

WickedBitch said...

@OKay, not Jennifer

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Ha! That works too. ?

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