Monday, July 03, 2017

Blind Item #10

This now deceased A+ list comic/A list tv actor/B+ list movie actor hated when a woman said she needed lube to have sex. He would go on a long rant and then said fine and would pull out this huge container of Crisco and use some of that.

24 comments:

Kabe said...

Milton Berle

Tricia13 said...

PhilHartman?
Did John Belushi do TV aside from SNL?
Sounds like him

mercat said...

Robin Williams

snitty said...

The only thing I got is Robin Williams...but he does not fit B+ movie star. He'd be A+ across the board, right?

French girl said...

Andy Kaufman?

Do Tell said...

Milton Berle?

I don't know if it's him, but I really doubt it's Robin Williams.

When a guy is told by a woman she needs lube, it means she isn't ready yet/you're not turning her on. So just provide some instead of throwing a tantrum. The Crisco should have prompted her to get up, get dressed and walk out the door.

Do Tell said...

Other guess, Jackie Gleason.

Paige said...

+1 to the should have promoted her to get up....and walk out the door.

....... said...

Berle had a rep for being well endowed

Sure said...

Pull out a can of Crisco? Yeah, right, Betty.

sd auntie said...

He sure did. Put hammaconda to shame. Sounds like him. I doubt there,was much lube around in those,days.

Hmmm said...

Richard Pryor?

just sayin\' said...

shows little patience for female biology and psychology. but let's be honest ladies - if you're with a man and he doesn't "respond" don't you feel like he's not that attracted to you? we all have egos, bottom line.

Allison said...

George Carlin?

texasrose said...

If he was using crisco as lube then it is probably Berle or someone from his era.

Renshaw said...

Well, everything is better with Crisco and that's why you carry the lard with you. BTW, Crisco is good lube.

Debbie Do said...

I agree with most of what you said but vag dryness doesn't necessarily mean she's not turned on. Hormones, certain meds, etc. can cause dryness & lube is the only solution.

hothotheat said...

Belushi.

Worksforme said...

The Greasy Strangler

nursermk said...

I am trying to think A list TV, B list movie and A list comic. I don't think Berle was a film actor? So maybe Bernie Mac? Chris Farley? But of another era how about Redd Foxx?

Hortensia said...

Too weird. So someone never heard of KY Jelly? But prefers to lug around a giant ass can of Crisco? Please! Defies all laws of the universe!

Hortensia said...

Exactly Debbie!

Antonio said...

No pictures of hammaconda means it doesn't exist. If it was that big and that reputed someone should have something. Besides what's big to someone may not be to someone else.

Do Tell said...

Milton Berle did appear in quite a few films, including "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World," "The Muppet Movie," and "Who's Minding The Mint?"