Saturday, August 12, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 3, 2017

This former late night actor turned do a little bit of this and that actor who stays right in that A-/B+ list range told a woman he had sex with a few weeks ago that he had a present for her in his car. He never came back.

Fred Armisen

9 comments:

Same as last time said...

I am still stuck on the fact that women have sex with this guy.

meagain said...

The present was him leaving. What an ass.

omaxem said...

There are A LOT of stories like this about this guy, seems like he might be a real douche.

It kinda ruined Portlandia for me... :/

texasrose said...

go back and read blind about Pauly D and jersey shore. Do people really wonder why rich celebs get laid regardless of looks and/or personality???

Dumblesnore said...

Who is desperate enough to sleep with this dude?

Focaccia Baker Man said...

Funny! She just didn't get the humor... Next!

Moshpitabread said...

Nothing will ever convince me that 1) Fred Armisen is straight 2) that anybody with eyesight would fuck a face like that, w/o turning out the lights

longtimereader said...

Have you seen the kind of guys hipster women hook up with?

Valoriuos said...

I live in Portland, met him a few times...douche. Also, native Portlanders blame that damn show for all the new people moving here, thereby changing the 'coolness'.