Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 22, 2017

Apparently when this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress cheats on her always cheating boyfriend she goes all out. She had to cover up head to toe because apparently thing got rough. She wore more clothes to an event than she has in years.

Diane Kruger

9 comments:

BlissBoo said...

Lohan Version 2.0

Count Jerkula said...

Hot. I wonder what her limits on bruising is? 1-2 day? 3-5? I have only been with chicks who go for overnight redness.

McL said...

@Count How would you go about determining residual bruising after, say, 4 days? What you write makes me doubt you have much experience in that regard apart from boasting about it online.

Kiki Jones said...

That one was easy with that horrific jumpsuit/turtleneck ensemble she wore...

Count Jerkula said...

I have never boasted about bruising broads. I have never been with a chick who was into any more than red ass, but have conversed with a few who are into bruising on their ass, so they can feel it the next day. As such, it fascinates me.

If i was told 1-2 day bruising is OK, probably stiff shots from a belt or crop would work, or medium from a paddle or cane. Stiff shots from a paddle or cane would lead to longer bruising. One day i hope to find a broad to run some experiments with.

Eff Yiew said...

Not bruising, but one time I was with a chick who liked to be slugged in the stomach before sex. Hard enough to double over.

The first time she did it, she pulled some shit about how she was late and she thought she was pregnant and needed me to make sure she wasn't by hitting her in the stomach. I thought she was joking, but she made me belt her hard enough to make her drop to the floor clutching her stomach. Then she f**ked the holy hell out of me.

I didn't think it was a thing until a few days later she was pulling, "I'm not sure it worked, maybe we should do it again" bullshit and I was like, "Wait...this isn't a thing with you, is it?"

We didn't last too long, especially because it's hard to get into belting your date in the stomach to get her in the mood.

That was a long time ago - like 1991. I have no idea where she is now, and wouldn't want to know. Getting beat in her belly to get horny was the least of that mental nutjob's problems. She's probably had a stomach replacement by now lol

Boo Hearne said...

If this is Diane K and we're talking about Reedus smacking her around, did he hit her with one of his breast implants?

Count Jerkula said...

Eff Yiew: thats like a premature donkey punch.

I had a buddy who was with a chick who couldnt come unless she was choked to almost passing out. He wasnt with her too long though. He was a heavy drinker and bound to kill her if they dated long.

Iam Lonefrog said...

Some seriously sick fuck leaving comments here.

"She made me punch her..."

STFU you degenerate, big fat fuckin' irony you calling her a mental nut job.

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