Monday, December 25, 2017

A Holiday Story From Himmmm

The next man to be taken down from sexual harassment is from suburban Shermer, Illinois.  On Friday, two women filed charges. One was listed as "Mary Doe, a Chicago-area lingerie saleslady"; and the second was listed as "Christie Doe, a blonde Ferrari-driving swimmer". Both allege sexual harassment/abuse by a man, Clark W. Griswold of Shermer, Illinois.  The first complaint was due to alleged incidents at an Arizona motel in 1983.  After stalking her for hundreds of miles, Christie Doe alleges Griswold lied to her/seduced her into swimming nude with him, then abandoned/humiliated her (while lying to others that she was a swimming waitress); witnesses include Griswold's young Son.

The Second incident alleged to have happened around Christmas 1989, when Griswold made inappropriate comments, statements, including commenting on the victim's nipples, his yule log, and hooters.  After "leering" at Mary's unmentionables, Griswold continued with his harassment.  Witnesses include the millions who saw incident on film, and Grisworld's never-aging young son.  Griswold refutes the allegations, saying everything was with consent, and claiming a defense of ignorance.  He is staunchly supported in his ignorance claims by his wife Ellen Griswold, who maintains her "Sparky" is a good family man and a genius with food additives.

Sources close to the case suggest the true perpetrator may be one "Cousin Eddie" (aka Eddie Johnson), current whereabouts unknown.  Eddie has faced numerous charges in the past, include incest/french kissing with his underage daughter; charges of animal cruelty relating to a dog named "Snotz" as well as numerous hamsters; and harassment of Griswold's own teenage daughter.  Mr. Johnson, had previously been implicated in a storm sewer explosion; and a past Christmas-Eve abduction of corporate executive Frank Shirley of the Chicago area (though charges were later dropped).

Although his criminal conviction record is clean, Clark Griswold had been charged in the past with numerous incidents, including cruelty to animals, speeding, and reckless driving.  He was also charged with abduction, assault with an air pistol, and domestic terrorism all stemming from a 1983 incident at the Wally World theme park in California.  CEO Roy Walley declined to prosecute, as Griswold's defense include "going a little haywire" (temporary insanity) at the time.  It is also alleged he killed his wife's Aunt Edna, though no charges were ever brought.  

130 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Chris Columbus

Alexandria Anna said...

Clark Griswold why u do dis? I'm puzzled as hell at this blind lol.

Alexandria Anna said...

Throwing in John Hughes, just to be different.

Tricia13 said...

Working with the late John Hughes

shakey said...

LOLOLOL!!! Thanks Himmmm, this is hilarious!

SimplyMasonZero said...

John Hughes is the one big name from Shermer, Illinois

joymichelle said...

This blind is the story of the Vacation movies.

just sayin' said...
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Moose said...

http://camerainthesun.com/?p=92

DonnaMarie said...

why are people guessing-this is satire

just sayin' said...

himmmm knows way too much about this story for him not to have been involved. these events took place almost 30 years ago, so it's about time these monsters were brought to justice. thank you himmmm. and merry christmas to you and enty and yours.

Tricia13 said...

Merry Christmas!!!

Guesser said...

@DonnaMarie, it might be assumed to be satire covering for a real blind, maybe, or maybe not.

Alexandria Anna said...

Yeah, merry christmas ya filthy animals lol!

Tricia13 said...

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just sayin' said...

merry christmas, every one!!!

Alexandria Anna said...

Guessing just in case, maybe it wasn't prank, but the movie was a clue to point a director lol. Everything is possible with these guys hahaha!

just sayin' said...

no this is a legit story. cousin eddie has been revealed to have a c list alter ego from an acting family (or possibly split personality?) who's come out very publicly to state that he's a victim of an illuminati, mkultra type group called the "star whackers".

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

Merry Christmas to all my fans. This year, I'm going to the Crowley family Holiday dinner dressed as a giant Christmas tree. I'm hoping to spruce things up.

Low Key said...

Let's not forget the real victim here...

RIP Snotz.

John Doe said...

Must call up all these relatives of mine who are suing. I need a piece of the action.

just sayin' said...

video made by clark griswold's cousin eddie about his brain washing experience at the hands of the hollywood illuminati "star whackers"

Land Manatee said...

🀣

Alexandria Anna said...

But Just Sayin', cousin Eddie is so epic! Clark Griswold however, he is a creep, I agree with that.

alibelle123 said...

Haha

Andi F said...

Clark ruins everything, he is why we can't have nice things.

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just sayin' said...

alexandria, i agree. clark has a dual persona, a liberal hollywood insider who is probably the mastermind behind his cousin's brainwashing. my guess? cousin eddie caught clark in the heinous acts that eddie's being charged with. there's the real story...the cover up.

Babsbunny said...

Last seen on Holiday Road....

Love this and made me crack up.

timebob said...

Guys the headline is “holiday story” it’s a joke. Merry Christmas to all celebrating and everyone else Happy Monday.

Appalachian Mothersauce said...

Mele Kalikimaka!

just sayin' said...

timebob - i don't like to argue or criticize other people's beliefs, but sometimes i have to speak out. there were 7 documentaries made about this family between 1983 and 2003. the fact that it's taken so long for indictments to come down is proof of a deep state conspiracy and we have president trump to thank for finally exposing this scum!!!

Vie Zeen said...

"Last seen on Holiday Road." hahahahaha I'm laughing so hard I may need - Visine.

Adrian Zmed said...

How about it is as simple as Chevy Chase. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Diаnа МullСr said...

Hahahaha!

Now THIS is one blind with evidence to back it up! ;-)

Luckey84 said...

Merry Christmas everyone :)

mistang said...

This was awesome! Love!

Cousin Eddie also hits on Clark's wife all the time and hits on the daughter mainly cause she looked like Juliette Lewis.:)

just sayin' said...

wow mistang, great observation! so there may be a scientology connection?

Do Tell said...

No wonder the kids kept changing from movie to movie. They kept running away.

timebob said...

@justsaying you have a good point. I think it also needs to be addressed that Rusty Griswold was clearly body snatched and replaced by aliens. Six times.

Alexandria Anna said...

Also, Clark is going to the attic to wear lady's clothes!

B626 said...

Love it

just sayin' said...

do tell and time bob - omg, this is huge. what happened to those poor children????????

Vie Zeen said...

And here I was leary to post this is about Chevy...and yes, the red-headed boy(s) came and went didn't they?

Do Tell said...

@justsayin' They went to live with their Uncle Carl, who is a retired golf course groundskeeper. Talk about going from the frying pan into the fire!

just sayin' said...

i sincerely hope you're wrong about this, do tell. i'll research it tonight.

Raging Bunnies said...

Cousin Eddie ... *smh*

Natasha21 said...

I`m going to take a different guess. Shermer is also mentioned in the movie "Dogma". Kevin Smith. I realy hope I`m wrong.

Don Kieballs said...

With this information, now the Assange twitter account disappearance makes sense.

Don Kieballs said...

Snotz is Qanon but with this information, Assange is able to get his twitter back

just sayin' said...

don kieballs, are you saying what i think you are? that snotz isn't dead?

Roman Holiday said...

Cheers!!

just sayin' said...

don kieballs: aside from whether or not snotz survived griswold's assassination attempt, what evidence do you have that snotz is q anon? this looks like a false flag.

andr said...

It took me a minute. Oh my god, this is brilliant. So many people are buying this.

Vie Zeen said...

@andr: me thinks we're all just having some fun.

N. Twinkie said...

Holiday Roooaaaaddd......

.robert said...

Actually, Cousin Eddie does not look so crazy now that we know that ex-Mossad agents are being used to track, interact with and deceive actresses (probably actors too). along with the phone tapping PI and so on he just seems really stressed out (and maybe tweeked out) as he knew all of this was happening.

Guesser said...

@andr,go along for the ride. We are in on it. But I do expect some news on Chevy and maybe Chris Columbus, coming soon.

Spitbite said...

Ha ha ha , brilliant! I have also seen those documentaries/historical records..

lilphantomravioli said...

Reddit and 4chan have been all over The Griswold Connection for almost 30 years now...The Clintons have murdered literally thousands trying to suppress it. But those not blinded by liberal MSM propaganda can spot the signs. I can't say more for now, but the rabbit hole goes deep. Very dark stuff here. Worse than you can possibly imagine. Stay tuned...

Alexandria Anna said...

Trying to do some digging on 4chan, but all the threads about Griswolds are disappearing with the speed of light. I'm surprised there was no DDoS attacks today.

Sand1 said...

Chevy Chase/ randy quaid. National lampoons vacation movies

Don Kieballs said...

just sayin' - All I can say is what is ybsoc llib told me last week to expect something big today, like a mass celebration of some sort as proof of the Snotz connection

Vie Zeen said...

STILL can't get over the fact fat/disgusting Harvey had gone to such extremes to hire ex-Mossad's. How those women (especially Rose McGowan) he targeted kept their sanity is beyond me. Makes one wonder what his next step would've been. Scary stuff out there in Hollyweird. Ashley Judd/Rose McGowan: two very strong women that's for sure.
OK, carry on.

Don Kieballs said...

The Guatemala embassy move is a false flag, however. Think about it...Portugal, The Man. THE MAN is in Portugal
Think about it. Guatemala's currency is the Quetzal (Get's All)

just sayin' said...

agreed don kieballs - no coincidence guatemala announces moving their embassy to jerusalem the same day that assange, living in the guatemalan embassy in london, deletes his twitter account. or has it deleted for him. clearly connected to the soon-to-be disclosed identity of snotz as q anon, who is actually brit christopher steele of the famous dossier, who has secretly been part of the coup to take down the deep state, rather than helping them.

Unknown said...

ROFL, this is excellent. Merry Christmas everyone.

skywalkerOG said...

All that is clearly true, but don't forget the killer pit bulls in the news. They seem random, but those dogs are really paid by Soros to silence the people breaking all the UFO stories. And if you see the Pope start talking about anything at all today, that means Q is real. A real what, nobody knows.

I still haven't figured out how Disney is involved tho

Stay tuned

Rafael said...

It´s Trump!

Low Key said...

Y'all are talking crazy.

Snotz is DEAD.

Now, the hamsters, on the other hand...

Alexandria Anna said...

Everyone is complaining about Trump how evil he is, but It's Trump who helped Kevin find the lobby, and not Clinton. I'm just sayin' lmao.

Don Kieballs said...

Skywalker OG - Disney makes the Russian bots. Also, I rated you 5 stars on Mass Roots

just sayin' said...

if snotz is dead, could he have been cloned? he looks to be a rottweiler, but maybe he was crossbred with pit bulls to create an army of cia/fbi/nsa dogs distributed across the country, programmed to attack on christmas day as false flags to distract us from the activities in d.c. that q anon has predicted? his last prediction for the november arrest of john podesta was sadly foiled, according to alex jones, for reasons unspecified, so maybe they're taking extra precautions for the next phase of the deep state takedown.

i hope not, because i'm a dog person and most pit bulls are dolls.

just sayin' said...

alexandria anna, are you completely pro-mcallister or do you feel that there could be a connection between the griswold crime family and the mcallisters? they're both based in the midwst. i always thought it was suspicious that they "accidentally" left their son behind twice. rather than trump "helping" kevin, as it appeared, could they have been reconnaising at trump tower at the behest of foreign agents?

Alexandria Anna said...

Just Sayin', it can't be coincidence! I think our CDAN bureau of investigation should take closer look into that child abuse ring at McCallisters house. They always have waaaay too many kids around, it's kind of suspicious. Possible connection with Griswalds, cousin Eddie went missing just few years back before they left Kevin, so timeline fits.. Still not sure what role Trump is playing here, but I'm gonna find out.

just sayin' said...

top secret video of a disney-created russian bot presenting propaganda to 44 former top u.s. government executives

Glue said...

ROFL! Glad you didn't forget about Aunt Edna. Thank you Enty and Himmmm - that was a fun read.

Alexandria Anna said...

Not sure what I just saw in that video...is Trump pretending to be human being?

Don Kieballs said...

The McCallister connection gets very weird. Most people don't know Kevin McCallister grew up to become Michael Alig, a secret triple-agent, who started the club kid movement as cover for the creation of the Gay Agenda. They formed a cabal, and created Rupaul (rucabal) who could easily mix among political, entertainment and international connections without suspicion. She was his own distraction and made it possible for her to be in so many places at the same time. Their symbol, a triangle. Illuminati hiding in plain site.

just sayin' said...

evidence that both snotz and the griswold hamsters may be alive and well and living under new names as part of the witness protection program.
evidence against griswold crime family animal abuse

Alexandria Anna said...

You guys think that Mr. Duncan from toy store could be Master mind of the whole operation? Just think about, is there a better place to launder dirty money than through a toy store?

just sayin' said...

don kieballs, i knew that rupaul was too good to be true. i love him. (or should i say, "loved" him.) i heard about michal alig (who did time for the murder of an innocent club kid he mistook for a spy), but hadn't made the connection back to kevin mcallister. i can see there is some similarity facially but think he's had extensive plastic surgery.

do tell - okay i've gone down the uncle-carl-the-golf-course-groundskeeper rabbit hole, in which you allege the missing griswold children went to live with him. he's a creepy guy. like clark he's suspected of countless attempts at animal cruelty against gophers, fortunately unsuccessful, so he's never done time. but a documentary was done on the golf course he worked at, and clark griswold, under an alias, can be seen in many scenes. you would never leave your kids with this guy, trust me.

Guesser said...

Seriously, the "star wackers" are probably real and Randy Quaid is totally sane.

just sayin' said...

alexandria anna - "is trump pretending to be a human being?" may be the funniest thing i've read all day. not being political, not picking a fight! you can love trump and admit that was funny!

Don Kieballs said...

Jay-Z quote "Me and my operation, running New York nightscene, with one eye closed, like Peter Gatien"
Who is Peter Gatien? The former owner of Limelight, the club where Michael Alig/Kevin McCallister ran the secret Racabal. Peter Gatien also Executive Produced A Bronx Tale, with Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci's character in Home Alone? Harry Lime. Limelight, the club owned by Peter Gatien.

If that isn't enough. the roommate of Michael Alig/Kevin McCallister? DJ Keoki aka George Lopez.

just sayin' said...

hm, i'll do some research on mr. duncan. it does look like a money-laundering operation. in fact "duncan's toy chest" closed in 2015 amid financial issues likely due to it's ties to the jewish-founded and controlled firm of f.a.o. schwartz, which many suspect was tied to rothschild and/or soros globalist activities (but to be fair, they suspect that every jewish-owned business in the world is).

i do remember that he gave kevin 2 turtledoves and told kevin to keep one. turtledoves as a symbol world peace? 1 dove as a symbol of peace under 1 world order? could kevin mcallister be the designated future leader of the new world order? and we're being allowed to uncover it today, christmas day of all days, in order to replace christmas with something else? is this what donald trump was really trying to tell us when he said he won the "war against christmas"?!?!?!

just sayin' said...

don kieballs - i think you've uncovered the missing scientology link we were discussing earlier. look carefully at the film clips of dj keoki in the alig documentary. i believe he didn't actually die, just like snotz didn't actually die. i believe that was actually wilmer valderrama working undercover. valderrama has not made any public comment about masterson's rape allegations, which leads me to believe that either he is is being paid by scientology to keep quiet or that his career so incredibly dependent on the "that '70's show" movie revival he keeps trying to make happen that he's afraid to talk.

skywalkerOG said...

So there it is. Disney is going to reboot Pinocchio, but this time live action, starring a russian puppet who wishes he could be a real President! Man you guys really are good.

About the Mccalisters, they are obviously insiders, but maybe the reason Trump sent Kevin away in the hotel is because he didn't want the little guy moving in on his main squeeze, Ivanka. We all know Trump is super jealous about her. Kevin was a huge star, bigger than Trump at the time. The cabal wanted him, the deepstate wanted him, and he had bigger hands than Trump. No way he was letting him anywhere near his prized possession. Think about it.

Don Kieballs said...

Snotz was just a code name for an agent used by Scientology to infiltrate Russia
Snotz
S Notz
S Nazi
Subversive Nazi

just sayin' said...

hm, well thought out, skywalkerog. sometimes the most obvious explanation IS the best explanation.

just sayin' said...

omg don kieballs, you guys are my heroes. so obvious, hiding in plain sight!

Randaleese said...

1983????
Oh good grief. What a bunch of crap.. I AM A SURVIVOR OF SEXUAL ABUSE.
The victim card is being worn smooth out.
I do not believe these folks any more.
1983???
Oh please. Nope. Sorry, NOT SORRY.

Don Kieballs said...

We just wrote Max Landis' next masterpiece

Rafael said...

Found the dumbass Trump supporter. lmao

just sayin' said...

speaking of russian puppets who want to be president, could this be the true story behind the trump marriage?
melania trump 1993 played u.s. president in slovenian commercial

lilphantomravioli said...

@just sayin' - to be fair, wilmer's career probably *is* dependent upon a "that 70's show" reunion movie. and when your next paycheck depends upon your complicity of silence w/r/t the ritualized sins of hollywEiRd/$cio/DNC predators, you are actually kind of victim too...

mkultra mind control slave demi lovato who wilmer is merkin for would know. demi was a well trained disney MOUSE (level above hamster) for years...

then look who she 'suddenly' supported in 2016!!!1!

Get The Picture Yet???

p.s. who is #SNOTZ. i have a source in the inside who might know where the body is...if there even was a snot at all

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Finally, justice will be served upon the vandal who destroyed Todd and Margaux's high-end audio equipment.

Alexandria Anna said...

Rafael - you do realize that it was a joke?

just sayin' said...

rafael, be nice, some are simply born without the gene for understanding dramatic irony. or humor. but his comment did make the perfect capper for this thread.

oh well, it's been fun guys! i'm off. goodnight and merry christmas!

Alexandria Anna said...

Merry christmas and goodnight to You too Just Sayin'! It's been so much fun to ruin christmas movies indeed hahaha! John Hughes should direct our version of Christmas Vacation mashup with Home alone.

Don Kieballs said...

goodnight and Merry Christmas

Crazycatlady said...

This was an awesome ready! Thanks Enty and Himmmm! And of course all of you for those great comments to read πŸ’šπŸ˜ΈπŸ₯‚ Happy Christmas to all who celelbrate!

just sayin' said...

just saw your comments, lilphantomravioli and joseph p blow, kokomo pd! nice! (that's some tough competition for best screen name, joseph p blow, kokomo pd.)

and no alexandria anna, i fear that he does not. but we love him anyway.

to anyone i offended (or worse, bored), or who wonders what drug we're all on, this was just a bunch of conspiracy nuts making fun of ourselves and the genre, inspired of course by himmmm's amaaaazing prompt.

Alexandria Anna said...

I hope no one is offended and please, don't go political so quick and don't attack personally over it. It was just a fiction novel, kids are writing more hardcore stuff. No no, it was without drugs, imagine what we would write on drugs πŸ˜‚ I'm afraid to think.

And thank You Himmmm for all the laughs, this was hell of a "Christmas Carol"!

Cheers! 🍾πŸ₯‚πŸŽ„

lucy said...

LOL! nice

Sekrit said...

Is that real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

IDK. I thought it was a Christmas special joke too?

Happy holidayssss, everyone! πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸŽ„πŸŽ✨

Scandi Sanskrit said...

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Scandi Sanskrit said...

Why are so many in the comments section so obsessed in Cousin Eddie?!

"Oh, i love New York." —Holly Golightly πŸ—½πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸš•πŸ‚πŸ’›

LizOz said...

Cute!! Thanks himmmmm and merry xmas cdan folk!!

lucy said...

it's them shiny white shoes @scandi
and because true hero, aunt edna is dead. may God rest her soul

Taj said...

I have heard of the infamous "Cousin Eddie" (aka Eddie Johnson). While at a party, someone used the microwave-- Eddie pissed his pants and forgot who he was for half an hour or so. (Blamed it on the steel plate in his head) ��

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

Don't forget that today he would be charged for Revenge Porn after exposing his wife to ridicule, negligently making public a private tape he made with her in the shower and then later performing sex acts.. I'm disgusted.

Himmmm said...

HAHAHAHAHAH!
Geez, love you guys/gals!!!
Only a gang like you could take that crazy Vacation parody story and make it BETTER with all the little nuggets!
Reeeeal tomato Ketchup Eddie?
lol.
Todd & Margueax's stereo!
Yes, totally forgot about that one.
And of course, good old Snotz!
(I think Dinky was the name of Aunt Edna's poor dog. It is kinda sad what happened to him though! Guess he shouldn't have wet on the picnic basket).
Please keep in mind - none of the above parody was meant to demean nor besmirch any real victims or make light of real abuse. It was just a satire play on how pretty much most of the beloved icons of many great movies HAVE been outed as monsters. Then, when you do start reviewing Clark W. Griswold's history? Holy smokes! He DID have a lot of issues! lol.
Yes, don't even get me started on twisted old Cousin Eddie. (Nor the batshit actor who played him IRL!).

But again, thank you all. Appreciate it my friends. All of us here in the "Himmmmissphere" wish a Merry Christmas (or Festivus! or "Routine Non-Celebratory Non-Religious-Specific Organic Monday")...to each and every one of you. Please be safe, hug your loved ones, show some care for someone in need, and stay sober enough to make it back here to CDAN for the big Entypalooza coming for New Years.
Stay well my friends...and thanks!

mistang said...

Don't forget the Mcallister boy was also rumored to have killed his little brother by drowning in the tub but he wasn't charged due to age. Cover-up or connection?

mistang said...

Loved this! So entertaining!

Saintpat said...

Permanent A*-list entertainer Roy Walley so far has managed to distance himself from this situation, but it can now be told that after a visit from an alliterative former A+ list actor/comedian at a well-known California theme park in 1983, the abuse was allowed to continue for at least another 14 years, with major incidents in Las Vegas, Chicago and Europe.

It can now be revealed that among those subjected to Mr. G’s abuse were a former A list tweet actor, a B-/C+ list singer/actress associated with that well-known cult and an A++ model/actress.

just sayin' said...

saintpat - i think i know the answers but i'm afraid to say them.

J said...

Finally naming names... Nobody dares to write about the guy who owns that theme park.... Since he is very powerful in the industry, A+++++ and they will most likely get sued for libel, or turn up suicided.

LuLu said...

Absolutely adore you guys! Thank you all for an amazing 4th quarter! Love being in the presence of brilliance!

Hannah said...

I can't even with people thinking this is a real blind. Use some ice on your lobotomies, you idiots.

Alexandria Anna said...

Hannah - you didn't fell for it, you must be sooo smart!😲 but for exemple I'm not, so I can take it lol. It's just a gossip blog, I can't even with people who are taking it this seriously that they're insulting others πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Guesser said...

@Hannah, very low, most were kidding, others were brought in by the amazing talents of those who are very knowledgeable on the movie and the stars,and of course making fun of their own sleuthing obsession. @Alexandria Anna, you have done great on contributing to the blinds, so don't let this stop you!

Alexandria Anna said...

Oooooh thank You so much Guesser, I'm so happy You appreciate it! πŸ˜„

just sayin' said...

if you weren't raised in the u.s. watching the vacation movies, or if you're younger than some of us, you wouldn't recognize the name "clark griswold". i'm pretty sure the younger of my own kids wouldn't.

i think this blind was a clue to enty's true identity: anthony michael hall.

Lakeman said...

You all slay me, bless you

longtimereader said...

Shermer illinois LOL! i got the parody from the first line. Thanks for the funnies himmmm. BTW he revealed that john hughes was one of the good guys in hollywood. *off to watch 'wired science' again as tribute!*

Don't comment unless you read the whole thing said...

How has no one mentioned Griswold's contributing to the delinquency of a minor by sharing a beer with his OWN son, as evidenced in one of those documentaries??? "Good talk, son."

Drumstixx said...


Yes!!!!!
I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday road
Holiday road

Zophie Enzo said...

But did the dog piss on the picnic basket?

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