Friday, December 08, 2017

Blind Item #2

This very married former A+ list politician who once ran for the big one and all of you know is cheating on his wife with this B list author/blogger.

59 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Al gore and

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

+1 Tricia. Poor Parental Advisory Tipper.

Tricia13 said...

Alexa Chung

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Damn, girl. You fass

JezebelinHell said...

Al and Tipper have been separated since 2010 and have openly dated other people. I think they're technically still married but would that really be cheating?

roxy said...

I'm hoping this is Mittens.

Nancy Saunders said...

Guiliani. Serial cheater emeritus

Craig Appelbaum said...

Yeah Al and Tipper are basically divorced. I don't think Giuliani remarried?

my first thought was Mitt Romney. Doubt very much its John McCain but stranger things have happened....

MeMyselfandIandYou said...

What about the dumb one from Texas?

Nancy Saunders said...

Guiliani married Judy Nathan. Pathological cheater

Scharf said...

Marco Rubio / Ted Cruz and...just throwing this out there...Ann Coulter?

Scharf said...

Marco Rubio / Ted Cruz and...just throwing this out there...Ann Coulter?

Tricia13 said...

Not him though I think... didn’t know they separated

Truthsayer said...

I'll go with John Kerry.

Truthsayer said...

I'll go with John Kerry.

Himmmm said...

An Inconvenient Screw?

Tricia13 said...

Ha👍😂!
“marital cooling?”

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Lulz. "Global climax change?"

Tricia13 said...

Well played Joseph!

AndrewBW said...

I would not be at all shocked if this was Rudy Giuliani. What a dick. Another possibility is Newt Gingrich. Another big shit.

Agree that Al Gore and Tipper are long over, so this really can't be him. Or if it is it's a nothingburger. With cheese.

Nawlins Jim said...

Yeah no way it's Gore, or at least no shocker if it is. "Very married" could mean not just married but married multiple times-if so Giuliani and agingridh would be great candidates

Mk said...

Mike Huckabee

Cail Corishev said...

I'm not sure whether we're guessing or fantasizing. But if it's Mittens, after his moralizing lately, it'll take days to get the smile off my face. Same for McCain. Same for any of them, come to think of it. Good times.

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Poppymann said...

May I say that the very thought of Ted Cruz and Ann Coulter making the beast with two backs is easily the most disgusting visual I have encountered to date.

Carolyn said...

yeah wouldn't say al and tipper are "very married" anymore.

I'm thinking maybe Michelle Malkin and...? Although it pains me to say it, seems like Ann Coulter is A list in her own little corner of the world. Also I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Cary Gaul said...

Today is Coulter's birthday, FWIW.

Deborah Sattler said...

Jerry Brown

Lindsay said...

My bet's on Newt - his (third) wife is now Ambassador to the Vatican so she's not around...

Sd Auntie said...

Thought Al was divorced from Tipper over Mrs. Larry David?...

Frosty said...
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bean àlainn rua said...

Per Norman Lear, Ann Coulter is dating fellow Repub Jimmie "JJ" Walker.

https://www.theroot.com/ann-coulter-is-dating-jimmie-walker-are-your-eyes-burn-1794016693

Tricia13 said...

👍correct I think

Carolyn said...

Malkin's a big fan of Ted Cruz, FWIW

Marlin said...

I could see this being McCain trying to get it all before he keels over.

Do Tell said...

Honestly, there isn't a single politician in Washington who wouldn't bring uprepulsive images if you had to imagine them "making the beast with two backs".

Eupheme said...

Bam! Ha ha

Dog Mom said...

I could see almost all of the politicians cheating on their spouses. It might be easier to guess who is not cheating. That would be a much shorter list.

I don't think its McCain at this stage of his life because of his age, cancer, meds and money is his wife's. I just don't see a octogenarian with cancer who likely will not live out another year prioritizing cheating right now. I have known 2 people (2 decades younger than McCain) with that variety of cancer Neither made it beyond 15 months from diagnosis. He should resign, but narcissists rarely do what's beneficial to others.

I could see Ted Cruz or Mario Rubio doing this.

Huckabee would be very gossipy intel, but I think he would have a relationship with a cheeseburger before a woman, so I doubt it's him.

Guiliani and Newt are serial cheaters who married mistresses so that's not particularly interesting.

This fits Bill Clinton, but again no big deal there. When is he not cheating?

People who ran for president:
Trump - not enough time right now
Jeb!- too sleepy to cheat
Marco- likely
Cruz-likely
Huckabee- only cheats with food
Christie- only cheats with food
Rand- maybe
Scott Walker- no one wants that, so no
Bernie Sanders- THAT would be interesting
Mitt Romney- maybe
McCain- too old and sick
Rick Perry- maybe

I have forgotten who else has run recently

Sd Auntie said...
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Sd Auntie said...

Newt leaves his wives when they get ill...gets my vote. His conversion to

Sd Auntie said...

Very funny dog mom!!

Marlin said...

The BERN and Adrianna Huffington. Just to be different.

Acad said...

@Dog Mom That was one of the funniest posts I've read. You have a great sense of humor. You should start a humor blog.

Rafael said...

Jeb Bush and Alex Jones

BayAreaGirl said...

@Dog Mom LMAO! Another qualifier for Rick Perry, I don't think he's smart enough to pull it off without the whole world finding out. A lot of good guesses here, but my front-runner is Ted Cruz because he has an oddly devoted following of conservative women.

texasrose said...

Blind says 'former' A+ politician. If former relates to 'politician' then probably supposed to be Gore, Romney, Edwards (if he remarried) or someone like that.

texasrose said...

or Kerry.

Marlin said...

Romney and Biden seem secure in their marriages as does Christie. Kerry, maybe but Theresa has the money (they always seemed like an odd couple to me tho). Probably Newt, hope not because I have really come to like him the past few years. McCain still is my top guess, she may have the money but he is selfish and self centered and a dying man.

Treehouse said...

It's ted Cruz and Amanda carpenter. Google it

SkittleKitty said...

"Very married" to me sounds like Mittens, as does "former." Most of the other former candidates don't fit both of these.

Dog Mom said...

@Sd Auntie, Acad, and BayAreaGirl, Thanks!

jessorella said...

PLEASE NOT JOE BIDEN.

Hortensia said...

Dog Mom: Thanks for the report!!! Too funny! and True!

BCC said...

How is this not Bill Clinton?

He's very married and will cheat with anything.

Missyrocks53 said...

Jeb? Marco? Ted? God I'll barf if it's Bernie. Too old! Gore isn't very married.

Sd Auntie said...

Michelle Malkin makes me wanna barf. Hard on the eyes too ewww

Undercover_LBD said...

If it were Bill Clinton, it wouldn't only say that he "once ran" for the big one. Plus, I honestly don't think that would be surprising enough for a blind. :'(

Oh lord/Santa Claus/whoever grants wishes, please let it be Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee or Marco Rubio.

Urthor said...

tl;dr pretty much everyone who has run and is still alive and breathing is a genuine candidate

Fufu Lou said...

Just wow! I'm hovering between laughing and throwing up. I presummed her punny had shriveled up an died from non-use. I'm so grossed out right now.

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